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do you want more yummy recipes healthy food tips and more yes sign me up or nah how a healthy food I eat joke what's up guys and welcome back to ma my name is damien and today we're looking through our slash a whole design take a look at these prices $100 for two nights two hundred bucks then we got a linen fee a parking fee administrative fee management fee cleaning fee and a service fee and attacks and all the nine hundred and six dollars for two nights is this real is this ex is this genuine it's ridiculous well that kind of confuses me you would think in the package they could just you know maximize the cookie to a package ratio the sted packages could just hold the cookies but they have a whole plastic jar in there too which is hello weird and seemingly unnecessary my hands marketing baby and they're just playing the game oh it's one of these classic ones so you see like before you don't highlight anything there's nothing there but as soon as you highlighted you can see can unsubscribe for the mailing list I don't know if that's necessarily like an illegal thing to do but it's definitely not a moral thing to do but businesses don't have morals and that's the lesson for the day hey how can I close my EA account want to close your AAA account learn the differences between deactivating it which is temporary and deleting it which is permanent see you can't deactivate or delete your EA account by yourself that's how serious we are about it you know to talk to one of our advisers and basically what that means is we're gonna try and give you a used car salesman pitch to try and keep you on board insert 25 cents or radar key to open the door what's a reader and there's no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait so it has to be 25 cents but there's no change Givens weird it's real weird this freaking veggie scale at my local store plays ads when you want to buy anything and have to wait for it to end really I have never heard of that in my entire life that is fascinating wow wow wow wow security advice on my flight yesterday was interrupted to show ends wait D that's who way or who away oh no the actual how you pronounce it but I know it's somewhere along that line it just it's really surprising to me how much gets cut out by ads at this point it seems like they'll cut out just about anything to put an ad in its place it's really kind of fascinating ample using different wallpapers and trying to make us believe the pro and the pro max have no notch compared to the base model oh yeah they're really trying to make it seem like it huh dark wallpapers don't fool me ample I know there's a notch but I do like the iPhone 11 I think I'm gonna pick one up I like iPhone what can I say I like iMessage is it even possible to read an article in 2019 oh oh crap imagine not having adblock on oh but then you can't read Forbes that's right you have to disable adblock to read Forbes this ATM that charges 40 euro I believe that's euro as a transaction fee in Italy does it say that any word to just say that's the fee oh it doesn't even tell you anywhere it looks all they even tells you at all it's just like huh surprise give us 40 bucks entertainment systems ox this function is not operation then why then why include Knox if is not operational just add a button to add a button was trying avocados for the first time turns out some genius put a rocket in to make it look bigger no way oh wait do you mean the pit of the avocado wait a minute oh I've been duped I've been fooled why did I even believe that I'm dumb the house I regularly pass apparently the person living there refused to sell so this company when I other waited both as close to the home as legally possible or so I've been told the house says apartments in it now this is crazy is this actually legal that is insane Ivan I've never seen that in my life how is that legal that's crazy hey some dairy milk minis travel exclusive was 17 miniature bars so what's the did it only come with one oh I see it must have only come with one it's pokemon backpacks on clearance if you wanted it was $12.99 now it's $14.99 come on cough it up we got a business to run yes count me in nah I hate awesome money-saving emails and I do when I'm not asking to save money my cream filled cake while I know when you put it in air quotes it's not gonna be filled it's not even cream fill that's just cake it's cake and disappointment ah see if I want dark mode which should come stock for this app I have to invite three friends they have to install it using my personal invite link hey guys can you not have my retinas burn I know people say the same for our videos on here but I just want to make it very clear we can't invert the colors on posts it'll look very weird this however is a completely different story make it easily enable dark mode on this app instead I like hey can you get more people on this app a terrible business model oh yes the United States Mint however there's just so much on it for a readable prices visit dry erase com can I get one without the giant watermark on it or I was gonna oh it's a smaller Cup all you've been fooled oh man that is such a tiny cup of comparison are you kidding that's straight robbery they were locked in a glass case facing forward so you couldn't just read the back before purchase total playtime 12.5 hours up to 3.5 hours played Simon 12.5 hours with charging case so I have to get an additional thing with it even so what is total playtime mean I don't like your marketing style chief I have Philadelphia pact of balance cream cheese yeah family pact of balance Philadelphia Cream Cheese versus the original but they're both the same why is it a family pact five starts is in the publishers name I mean five stars so they have five stars and that's terrible that's so dumb that is so dumb a 13th place thank you for playing you need to have a rank to report someone what that is so dumb that is so dumb a genuine leatherr except it's not I mean I guess they're not wrong now from $79 $149.95 I mean yeah they're not wrong but they're also not right ah dude look at that star kid there's so much until you open the bar you realize it's 95% lies 25% disappointment a 13% of the actual thing you bought why even buy it why you even made the product if you're not gonna give me all my product ok crispy chicken sandwich open it up and I'm missing an entire chunk of chicken where is the chicken friend hey how can this be explained same location same destination same account different phones different prices so the phone on the left has lower battery than the phone on the right bulb uber etcetera raised their prices relative to your battery level yes they can do that and they do so do I need better or worse battery that's so weird I don't even know that was a thing I'm learning so much new stuff up business it's just made me so disappointed walmart has replaced category labels in their grocery aisles with ads for their app right but where am I supposed to go I know you have low prices that I'll love but I'm not gonna love not knowing where to go on your store that's all I want to know why I buy a used version of my textbook online but there's a mandatory custom edition for my college that is $200 Oh lovely size small is 8 ounces medium and large both 10 ounces just one cup looks slightly cooler so the day I designed a pseudo multiplayer boxing game of the deletes random files or folders when you're hit the game will delete half of your documents javi refused to play until all players defeated no matter what how would you design that why would you why would you even design that why why is that something that you want to make what kind of villain are you that virus like oh god it's real mobile ads when you touch point zero zero zero one centimeters away from the center of the X button it looks like really into the App Store Jimbo come on come on you don't set me to the App Store man I didn't deserve this sprint charge me $5.00 randomly and I found out how to stop it by sending stop to a certain number after sending that I get this free message your message is a landline message reply why to opt in and to send your message which would be billed at 25 cents so you're still gonna charge me even to send the message okay thanks cool awesome appreciate it can we all agree having to pay for a human necessity is a major a whole design yeah the pay to use the bathroom that's ridiculous I didn't even realize that I like that they're so courteous enough to take card to that's very nice of them so they're gonna skim my information this store that calls itself $0.99 only sells merch upwards of $12.99 well one of those 99-cent store sell stuff that's more expensive anyways it's the majority that's like really cheap to buy it's more just a cheap store it's kind of its allure rental car comes with two non-separable sets of keys slash bombs just in case you lose it you're on the hook for double the charge that is so stupid imagine being this dense both boxes contain the same number and amount of cookies 20 cookies 220 grams but the bigger one is more expensive and that's because they don't know the normal consumer doesn't look at these things man you're a whiz kid you got a big brain in that noggin I know it's the size of a coconut that's why you're taking a look at the size of the box but those walnut brain coppers coming in trying to check out the merchandise - you have no idea that it's different you just see the big box and go yummy that means more it's just marketing homie open that pocket up it's a pocket full of lies it's a pocket full of lies spot the cheapest option wait hold on so low-fat would be the cheapest option right that's what I would assume I've never I've never heard of MooMoo Express I don't like that the these sorters buy milks milk types I don't like that I don't like that at all why create an Autodesk account here's why you might want to create Autodesk account this stops the welcome to sketchbook screen from appearing every time you launch the app and that's about it that's about it that's about it so someone just told me to look under low fat so I went back to check and yeah it's a fat free option for 5 bucks they're hiding it from you fricking a-holes said this would be discreet shipping this box is not porn I mean it's pretty discreet when a random university sends you email starting with read to grab your attention here plays in our next class because of your preferred status there's no better time to apply to the University of blah blah blah blah blah you do you didn't send us an email we're just saying that you replied to trick you it's a trick it's a scheme it's a scam bro take a look at that steak it's so tiny just two little baby pieces why would you give why would you sell me that I'll want that I want a big one I'm a big boy this is our school's cap and gown order form that red arrow is where you order the basic cap gown and tassel Oh so many options for things that you don't need or want technology do not use electronic devices in class without teachers permission students are encouraged to bring their own technology to class however it is an expectation that students will add the Dinos software on their personal computers to ensure that their online time is monitored by the teacher and I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna do that at all want to increase or decrease the volume will cover 20% of your screen to show you ads for five seconds go ahead turn down your volume at the same time you want this you want this thing go ahead call our number I dare you why is it only three quarters for a dollar that's not equivalent change I'm missing 25 cents that seems like I'm getting robbed there's no convenience fee for that you're getting real cash money in exchange for coins there should be no convenience fee a 301 wireless charging mouse pad for twenty nine cents but a $100 shipping it's how they get you you have to beat the stacking game just to then use the claw machine so you mean the stacker but then there's no not even to guarantee that you're gonna win that's incredible super 98 and super 95 they're the same one don't even worry about it if bush tax cuts expired now todd that's the top tax rate in january 1st 2013 valuing the top tax rate is that what you want that what you want 39.6% huh I know it looks a lot bigger but is that what you want exactly tilted benches in a food court so customers would leave sooner literal a whole design the art tilt why would you do that from the leaves sooner just let people enjoy their day out the $12 car washes the exact same as the $10 Lee just lists things in a different order oh wow they really do soapy Joe's this is a name I feel like I recognized with the triple foam bath thing all lit up and sparkly I recognize that oncologists are freaking out after true cause of cancer released see this world war two discovery kept secret for over 70 years it's gone it's completely factual hey is that a Turkish Delight but the box ain't even that big you sell me these turkish delights but they don't even have that many also why are they rose flavored why would I want to why would I want to eat a rose flavored candy is this a candy what is this I would assume so this is flavored go ahead and rate this property your ratings will impact the review score why am I getting a review score my school has vending machines with candy that costs a buck fifty they can really leave off the one so it looks like it costs 50 cents oh wow yeah they have that's great my phone puts watermarks on my photos oh that is because it's the polka phone the polka phone is terrible why would you buy one of those that's the only option I get it don't let me judge your life but at the same time a polka phone for shame polka phone cocoa pong pogchamp and that brings us to the end of our slash a hole design if you like this video 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Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 25 2019