r/A*sholedesign | surely this isn't legal?

hallo ice cream in a cone I'm trying to like not be angry because it's like 12:00 in the morning I just came off a 12-hour stream and my brain is mush but even in my mush brain my mush raisin brain that's not gonna fly with youichi what's up guys and welcome back to MA my name is Damien and today we're looking through our slash a whole design Tetris connection error a connection error was detected maitreya device is connected to the Internet and retry later was the game online what do you mean connection error the only tetris game that should be online is tetris 99 because I'm playing against other people battle royale Tetris otherwise I don't care so how is this emoji cupcake thing oh I see it's on the wrapper well that's not very emoji at all that's not emoji whatsoever actually then it's just cupcakes now a warning you McAfee virus protection expires soon 480 new malware threats created in the last a minute but time is running out are you ready you can either accept the risk or extended protection your choice I'll leave it to you balls in your court chief this showed up when I ordered a milkshake from the Z Oz and Red Robin access granted you have purchased bottomless play of all games what no i didn't welcome subscribers sign in here would you like to see it's just cover its lesson you get the point it's covered in ads from head to toe ninety percent adds 10 percent news take a look at that baby it wasn't until we added them all up that it was apparent that there were 2500 galaxies wish I could see him now unfortunately the six seater transparent PVC single table covers blocking my view of the article there's a bloom of food it's been a long time since I've heard that name dinosaurs and snow day an hour long and we got a handful of ads at least I mean hey make your sh money man make your money the Nvidia shield uses an almost but not actually type C power supply it's proprietary in Nvidia doesn't sell replacements it breaks tough crap oh yeah just like just barely not type C why would you do it I guess that way it's like uniquely theirs but even then that's dumb this mandatory app for my child's school with unskipable ads and have paid for option [Music] please tell me that's just at least a one-time purchase mandatory for school oh man now is that like made by the school for the school is that like a third party like I'm wondering why the school allows it you know this $40.00 adapter I have to use with two cables because Apple doesn't allow its phones to put audio down supported devices Apple does that okay so you get the I see you I have in here so you got a charger right and a headphone jack interesting why don't you just use bluetooth mic too much of an advocate for Bluetooth I feel like I am Hey look at this seriously strawberry there's no artificial flavors but really there's download to the new iOS settings has a red button saying I have a new update the update is that I had to sign up for Apple pay I don't want Apple pay so I live with this eyeball dark forever whoa press f to pay respects my guy that's um I have the same thing on my phone I just haven't set up Apple pay yet I feel yet it's weird but hey it's Apple man you learn to live with it this fake account made it look like the official Instagram account is following it but it's actually just part of its bio oh wow it looks just like it's you that's kind of an well that's impressive honestly I find that more impressive than anything else like scummy yes but also slick move blocks intended to prevent homeless from sleeping on kingsport benches sparked controversy well yeah this usually always prevents this usually always sparks controversy anytime anyplace does it because it's a dumb and mean thing to do like how dare you how dare you be homeless just for that no sleeping it's dumb man it's stupid gas station plays ads that you while you're pumping see this is just keeping my attention span entertained while I'm pumping gas so am i they're gonna stare at the numbers or I'm gonna stare at the TV screen or I'm gonna listen to the TV screen while I look at the numbers and give myself some audio entertainment for me it's a fun little it's a one little gift hey this is a genuine coconut but it doesn't look like it looks bloated and like it's gonna explode fruit ninja classic seventy-nine cents but it also contains ads so they can make more money questions for review hold on there pal you've already copied 19 to the maximum 30 words you're allowed to copy from this section I'll just select fewer words and try again check out this honey almond brittle with no corn syrup but uh take a look at the ingredients it's corn syrup right there in the ingredients idiot you're buying a product is this intention yeah it is in gentle it's only five minutes why what why would you only sell five tablets it seems kind of like not enough especially for a box that big it's there's at least ten more you could be putting in there it seems so like misguided to me man that's weird this cup at Universal Studios has a chip to prevent refills I'm just gonna take that chip off won't stop me one bit no thank you I want my refill and I want it now Oh yummy yummy pizza slice and it's it's like you throw it in the dryer it's shrunk up by thirty percent what happened what happened my pizza slice where'd you get this from because that'll explain a lot also like of the box is a real yes as if this is real pizza don't worry we're not tricking you sounds gay I'm in D shirt used to be 784 now it's eight bucks 50 cents why why I mean I get free delivery but why did you raise them it's an extra small even baked camera and fake fingerprint scanner why are you allowed to do that no like really what company's selling this cuz you should not that shouldn't be like a thing you're allowed to do like genuinely should not be a thing you're allowed to do new Samsung update added a bunch of completely random apps to my phone I have never used any of these apps in my life and never downloaded them myself that's called bloatware a friend you got a geek you'd be added gears pop automatically Pandora or is it weird that pandora brings back memories of me being in school cuz that's always like I would use this pandora radio I was like an unintentional throwback for me wow look at the little flower anyway well something's gravely wrong here it's glued on to the cactus it's not a real oh I see I just realized it's warmer yeah of course it's not real also my guy your fingernails are terribly dirty you good this freshly opened Triton X fresh there's only like five six pieces of gum in there cuz you only need to be X fresh six times full version buy the full version of this app or wait twenty seconds to dismiss this message what did you wash your threes idle hold on like it looks it looks to me you know like it's um net for work and they're just making you buy the full that's dumb man I'm sorry that's stupid so what's the purpose of locking up the vending machine but still having all my favorite snacks on this plane I see you got them Sour Patch Kids one way or another I'm getting my Sour Patch Kids Fire Emblem three houses walk through the edge again Yatta Yatta Yatta pop-ups blocked 91 that's the real bread and butter of this boys and girls and non-binary friends 91 pop-ups blocked and this is on a phone imagine what that would do to the phone like that's that's the number that silly throne not the fact that it blocked up pop-ups like a bunch of them the fact that the number went up to nearly 100 my dude create a company train staff and create a grand business empire what would you do if he became a rich man oh no but I play crazy rich man dude age factor hydrogen infused water just what I needed zero caffeine zero calories the I'd assume so it's water imagine using a website in 2019 hey you see that pusheen funkopop hey buy it buy it idiot buying also hey one notifications also hey look at this fifty pound euro we could get lab with this jag these boots I'm gonna translate the page your iPhone has been compromised immediate action is required see that only happens when I visit specific sites okay and I don't believe in one bit you know you ever visit one of them sites and then I'm talking about and then as soon as you click a video the iPhone and androids like this device has been compromised he'd enter your social security number and also your mother's maiden name and I'm like no but that chief be honest with you HP printing this colored sheet without me asking to multiple times this week wasting ink continues to print even after I do the alignment man so the entire alignment is doing it why would it do that in color though there's no reason there's no reason for it it just seems like an intentional thing by the company be like a second buddy ink everyone in the rock is doing crazy over this high-speed Wi-Fi everyone in country is going crazy over this high-speed Wi-Fi booster really you mean it net navs over Queens a wildcards novel george RR martin not written by don't get it twisted it might be in development for TV it might be evolving the number one New York Times bestselling author of Game of Thrones but let me make it perfectly clear it's not written edited by Hasbro nerf kids toys not to take non-licensed arts in the firing chamber and refused to work Hasbro claims a patent on foam darts which cost $10 for 20 how is a plastic toy going to detect non licensed darts this is a plastic non electronic toy how is it going to do that to a foam dart foam Oh sneaky bastards 8% literally everything 30% of a whole regular priced product excluding clearance items well then it's not literally everything is it is it huh spotted at the airport on the Seattle bass didn't bleed and he said it was art strategically placed to keep people from laying down to sleep there oh you think that's gonna stop me I might wake up with a crick in my back but that's that you know I don't care I will find a way to sleep there okay when there's a will there's a way that money is fake oh and indeed it is you can tell it's fake also why would you send me something like mail for $2 74 cents it's just such an oddly specific number that I would have to believe it's fake hey pal you know how bananas coming like a peel that works is like a packaging so that way the banana doesn't get rotten just in case you also wanted to individually package these bananas we got G as a plastic bag never get a knee infection dude let's just break this down friend let's start with the lowest charge Nutrition Services $990 let's go to the highest just for funsies rumen care three hundred forty three thousand four hundred and eighty two dollars let's just see now throw on the anesthesia at the clinical laboratory the diagnostic radiology and services the emergency services the medical supplies the pulmonary services the pharmacy the surgical therapeutic and therapy services and we're gonna round that out to I don't know six hundred eighteen thousand nine hundred sixty seven dollars and seventy eight cents why the extra seventy eight cents go to hell we're gonna give you a reason select your dressing it's required if I want no dressing you're gonna charge me fifty cents why not just charge me an extra fifty cents for the salad and then let me put my dressing for free what no dressing that's gonna cost you coming straight from unison 76120 five bucks it's what you could receive but hey it's not a real check so who knows all of garden system says it takes up to ten business days to unsubscribe you from emails it's been three weeks and these are just the ones I haven't gotten around to detecting let's see we got one two three four that are unread and three more that are read that's seven total emails Justin you know the three weeks thus far thanks Olive Garden why do women's jeans with decent sized pockets seem not exist the person in this picture can hardly even put our hands into these ones you know and don't know why I don't know why that's so I've noticed it's always been a thing and I don't quite understand why but it's time for a revolution ladies you deserve pockets this is my presidential campaign give the lady some pockets dove white soap but hey uh wait what am I suppose to be mad about here it was already clear that both of these were open is it that different barcodes I don't like what am i what am I looking at that supposed to make me upset here I don't quite quite get it it's probably super obvious and I just don't quite understand it and everyone's like Oh Damien you idiot you're stupid you're so dumb and I just don't get it I don't understand exactly what's going on here oh I see these boxes are the same size but saying they're two different weights right now let's take a look at a post from user funny French guy for 20 just finished a fan art for Damian he a divinity it's like some zenyatta stuff going on I dig it I like it I wish my lips were that like soft looking though you gave him softer lips than I have in real life and I'm a little jealous of them but thank you so much I love it and thank you so much for getting to the end of our slash a hole design if you liked the video leave a like down below and subscribe for more content from MK and as always I'll be seeing you [Music]

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Rating: 4.9216847 out of 5

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Id: UpHV_PEH5kk

Length: 14min 7sec (847 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 17 2019