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huh Stanley fat mag screwdriver that you have to unscrew to actually use seems right seems legit what's up guys and welcome back to em my name is Damien and a we're looking through our slash a whole design almost didn't realize that the Febreze one comes with 20 lie spawns assist we've got the tied three in one the tied four and one plus Febreze so wait why is it come with twenty less hold on sixty one that's ridiculous the size is the same that's weird friendly reminder don't say like this I just put five stars for 50 coins say like this best app for me this app works really well overall an appropriate review talking about rating for coins will make you get reward coins other reviews are welcome I like that that means that they check the reviews that's kind of cute sign the contract without reading it police important by breaking this seal you are agreeing to the terms at the end user License Agreement that is located and said the literature pack if you do not agree with the terms of the end-user License Agreement do not break the seal and open this back alright fair enough I like that they're basically saying hey we have a contract in this bag but if you open up this bag you've agreed to the contract okay never noticed the skinny mirror before so the skinny mirror is it gonna be whoa that is nuts it really makes you wonder how all these companies get away with like false advertising on you and all that that is gnarly it's like a funhouse mirror went in for the $1.99 lunch special sorry sir that says the $7.99 lunch special well I just a that's just false markets that's that's bait-and-switch who ever thought that a cheese sandwich would be a nourishing meal for the low-income kids who may rely on school meals at the school I work at it's just dry cheese in between stale bread all but they get the animals cup that's okay now is nice low income meal I guess apparently Twitter is testing out selective censorship of their appliance soon everyone can have squeaky clean comment thread so no criticism or opposing viewpoints some replies were hidden by the tweet author to give you a more control over the conversations they start Twitter is removing the main part of Twitter making your voice hurt I mean they're a private company they can do what they want I guess please just stop using fake money as advertising those legs coming into a mail slot would you even believe that Walgreens made their unsubscribe button an image so Auto unsubscribe apps can't find it I got security and uh oh are you kidding that's dumb nice work Walgreens hey it's a two-in-one sugar-free coffee mix let's look at the back Oh 16 grams of sugar not part of that sugar-free CenturyLink Ella will almost never be less than 40 yeah now we're stuck in a contract with them Mike that is ridiculous and you're stuck in that contract Jesus man this environmentally friendly pen environmentally friendly huh why cuz the cover looks like a tree Green Day's Billie Joe Armstrong makes a heart breaking cancer announcement well with a title like that I hope he gets better let's see what it's about Billy Joe also wrote his message in Spanish and said that the mass shooting is the cancer on the United States well I agree but why did you advertise it like that metalheads don't even they seem like my boy was in bad health yeah Samsung they she's getting annoying stomping well I get it the note tons of valuable I already bought one they'll leave me alone and let me use my other $1,200 phone I bought from you three months ago in peace yeah the really once you get it close up with a note ten at Verizon t-mobile and AT&T they don't care just by a note then on board shop probably better than tax-free but uh you bolded tax free to make people think it's a tax-free shop you suck all right so while we have three free waters that were a dollar fifty but it's free water you can charge me for the blizzards that's fine but the waters free but you charge me above 50 please allow to verify that you are not a robot you know what whatever this newspaper article is I don't need to read it free meal that anyone over eighty years old if accompanied by both parents didn't say I had to be your parents that's the loophole most people rejected his message the air and lays bags is needed so the chips don't get crumbled shut up the hated Jesus because he told them the truth is that legit though is that why there's air in the Pringles bags did you know our server survived on your tipping kindness so please make up the difference that we their employer don't give them you find some cash on the ground open it up and now it's not cash it's just an advertisement that has to be the most effective way to not drive traffic to your business claim compass your cancelled flight advertisers man they get they're finding more and more ways just make you angry huh keep your baby turtle hydrated drink wait wait wait wait wait wait I have to pay an additional fee to make sure my turtle doesn't arrive dehydrated and and I have an option to not hydrate him or her nice I guess Samsung official game launcher app has ads nice I paid 900 euro for this phone and there it is clear as day the whole mixer thing I don't see that as much of a problem because it at least relates to the games world you know at least it's in the theme you know unremovable ads on my $2,500 Samsung Smart TV listen button you want to remove ads pay double that's right 5k this gas pump pours slowly took about seven to ten minutes to get 14 gallons and force you to watch the video ads the whole time all right yeah and you know I don't really see a problem with this one because at least it's something to watch while your gas is pumping if it's not if it's taking money the same rate that you're pumping the gas that I don't really see an issue let's see an AP file manager but it's disguised as a hentai game mm I'll take that and anti a whole design by away ads with in-game money that's kind of neat I like that I like that it gives you an option to just grind up enough to remove ads that's kind of cool can we get a bit more information no do you have a my rewards card that no not yet so if you hit no not yet does it just send you back that's so dumb oh the Kadima bars I remember commenting on these the last time I did one of these videos and someone was like hey Damien I miss in the whole point that the Chuckle bar is hollow in the middle yeah don't really bother me I'm gonna be honest with you this website requires that I complete twenty frickin CAPTCHAs with a time limit just to sign in keep going you're nearly done click the image that is the correct way up you've done one out of twenty then want to make sure you're not a robot dude this is not a gift card it's a coupon a dollar gift card $20 off your first for delivery that's a cool yeah that is just a straight-up coupon hellofresh come on man I've seen hellofresh too they usually get like really good recommendations from like podcasters I like and they're doing this shamed Hey look by 15 dollars or more in Duracell batteries between these days that save five dollars but that's not our deep that why would you tell me if it's not a redeemable coupon why would you give that to me it's a CVS this feels like a CVS count tails you got this sour strawberry count of tail didn't you know the sour strawberry cows the cow tails come from a real short that's what you get you need to be over 18 for this website to prove your age you'll need to have your credit card handy are you kidding me that's sketch that's straight-up sketch I wouldn't do that insufficient Krystal stop pretending to be poor and visit the stop pretending to be poor hey stop pretending to be poor we know you've got some cash kiss of crystals huh about a kiss of Crystal's kid went to a grocery store and noticed this still the same price so it's two times the dawn so what is it two times the cleaning power and a smaller package why is that the same price and so is the 2x label on it whatever say goodbye to ends room ads between moves for wait wait wait so I have it's a monthly thing I do I had to pay $12.99 a month to remove ads that's ridiculous as you guys know I play a ton of Minecraft I was on hypixel and I noticed that there's a a monthly like premium panic that's basically just for cosmetic items I feel the same way about that that I feel about this it's just dumb and unnecessary granted the hypixel one isn't a whole design but I'm just as angry cuz I'm a gamer if my game the new update on my phone water marks every photo I take with the photo brand shop wow I guess you got a crop that's stupid Firefox is draining your battery faster switch to Microsoft edge for up to 75% more browsing time please no only the first sticky note has shiny gold borders I've seen this post before on a whole design it doesn't surprise me at this point I used to work in to work in retail in this kind it's just flashy man you just gotta get used to it never believed marketing dude it's just it's just the cold hard truth get used to it man life is dull just like those sticky nuts try our I perform its cut if your keys don't always glide smoothly into lanks upgrade to high-performance cutting for a key that'll glide right in are you telling me that your workers your your your laser cutters well do a worse job if I don't get the high-performance cut on purpose okay all right cool the ultimate a whole design wall I'll be the judge of that printer is adamant that cartridge is out of ink and won't let said cartridge to be used even though it is still mostly fool oh yeah now that is a whole design for the printer not for the cartridge unless it is the cartridge I don't know to use my oven I had to accept terms and conditions yeah basically it's saying if you know if you burn your hand on the hot on the heat pad unit on top that you're the only one responsible idiot yes the bacon King let me see that right on my phone right on the lock screen you've recorded three times last week 58% of cherry users care more about their health than you do that's kind of it's kind of crappy of you to say I mean if you want me to stop using your app it's a fast way to do it man took me five freakin minutes to find the X button we'll see if I can find it found at top right corner as always real faint but there it is get better eyes pretty sure that's not what 24 percent more looks like thank you for flying America's greenest airline so frontier is one barrel okay is this really a whole design this is just a graph what I'm more interested in is the a strict with the feel there you want to see what's a whole design should read that Astrid I feel like that one's kind of nitpicky this game purposely gives you one time deals that you can't afford that you're tempted to buy their in-game currency buy this car this is a one-time-only deal buddy you won't have this opportunity again if you leave now it's gone that's just a trick it's on the grab it mommy's visa dude it's not for you bowl games put ads into your phone so you can watch them offline how nice of them companies like Spectrum Time Warner bombard their own customers with ads to buy more services to sky as important account notices and then are shocked when their customers don't open real ones how is this even legal it's legal because it's not a real legal notice I guess I don't know if this this stuff always eludes me as to how it some how illegalities of it work this is some business mumbo jumbo that I just don't understand you've reported three issues a day but you can come back tomorrow to report another issue listen we get it our app sucks but you can only tell us three times a day we can only take so much I pressed the restart without update option okay well sometimes your computer just needs to update dude I've done the same thing sometimes it just needs it okay okay but your ratings will impact the review score so for any face on all of them okay what's your overall review score 2.5 well yeah if you don't like any of them that's that's what you're gonna get I was told I got a window room let's see that window open them curtains that window was that just a cell where are you right now you safe Sandra Bullock is gone she'll be missed by fans nobody ever thought this is how it would end for Sandra I love those ads because they're they're the worst they don't work ever it's like all people we like Sandra what happened to it and then they read for an hour about something doesn't matter it tickles me on the inside this is ridiculous oh my god isn't that illegal isn't that a distraction that's ridiculous their way you're allowed there's no way you're allowed to do that there is no genuine way that you're allowed to do that this ad for a weather app freaked out my great-aunt she lives in Florida so I checked the weather in her area and of course there wasn't any storm alert also when I tapped on the link the browser a few let me back out of the page super exploitive and pushy never using this app ever I've seen those before if it's an ad I ignore it because it's almost never reliable especially when it comes to YouTube ads for me I just get really sketched out by the storm alert and you know Weather Service apps that get promoted on YouTube just because people are scumbags and promote spyware on your on your uh on your phone recording me when I'm not knowing I see you Google so apparently YouTube now sends out video notifications to people I'm not subscribed to and never searched well yeah there you go Tana mojo pregnancy prank lookout Jana fans tan is on the way found this at Value Village there's seriously a problem with their prices these things are donated for free and you want eight dollars for bombs that are $1.00 on sale at Walmart I'm done donating my clothing here I've been for a while it's gonna to be too much I rather get my clothing away to people for free than donate to this store you got to make a profit somehow and it's got me I agree and that'll do it for our slash a whole design if you liked the video leave a line down below and let me know about the ads you get on your phone do you do you have a phone that gives you ads on your lockscreen let me know about it and get it and stop using that whatever it is it using that gives you it stop I'm concerned for you buddy and as always subscribe for more content from MK I don't know if I just said that I listen it's it's 4 a.m. I'm very tired and as always I'll be seeing you I need some sleep [Music]

Channel: EmKay

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Rating: 4.9088087 out of 5

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Id: SVde2J2bMxg

Length: 14min 26sec (866 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 22 2019