r/AmITheA**hole YOUR UGLINESS IS SCARING MY CHILD!

welcome to our /s Credit where users answer the question am I the butthole for not letting a pregnant woman cut me in line for the men's bathroom I hate something that really didn't agree with me last night and I've been having digestion issues all last night in this morning half an hour going needed to go to the bathroom so I went my job as a men's and women's bathroom like most places I don't know what the women's is like but the men's only has one stall I go in and there's a guy in it so I wait and just as he's getting out an obviously pregnant woman throws the door open and tries to push past me into the stall at this point I've been waiting to go for a decent while and I didn't know how long I was going to be able to wait additionally it's pretty annoying that she just ran in and didn't knock or warn anybody and just assumed she could use the stall I couldn't just sprint into a woman's bathroom with no consequences so I said I was next and went in before she yelled well not quite yelled it was like the volume level right below yelling that she had to go so I said go to the woman's she said it was full and so I said sorry but there's nothing I can do I did my business and hurt her leave I probably took five to seven minutes not too long well she told some of my co-workers and now they're all up on me about being rude to a pregnant woman and selfishly not letting her have the bathroom I have explained my digestion problem but they said I could have waited and let her go I might have been able to wait I don't know am i the butthole oh my god Oh peas 0 out of 5 butt holes for you it's incredibly rude that she didn't at least ask and on top of that it's wildly rude and unprofessional that she ratted you out to your co-workers and I wouldn't be surprised if she told a story that made her sound like a saint and you sound like a douchebag she gets three out of five buttholes and on top of that I recommend you go to HR and reporter because what she did was not okay am I the butthole for making a dick tip I'm a 32 year old female and a few months ago my brother Mario 29 got married to a lovely lady Kate also 29 Kate and her family are nice people but they're extremely formal and can be a bit cold my family on the other hand is extremely casual we love to joke around and poke fun I think at Kate's family were to describe my family there would be comments about propriety and lack thereof the day after the wedding Kate's parents hosted a brunch at their house when I arrived I walk into the living room sitting there was Kate's dad her grandma and my other brother on the coffee table there was a large serving platter on the serving platter there was a dip that had been prepared in a mold this dip was a little different it was about a foot long in the unmistakable shape of a hub of penis and testicles when I saw it I thought I had misjudged my brother's new in-laws food in the shape of dick and balls what could be funnier than that they had clearly been hiding their great sense of humor all this time as soon as I saw the dip I burst out laughing something left over from the bachelorette party I said my brother's father-in-law looked me dead in the eyes it's a lobster he said as other guests arrived it became clear who was in my family and who was in Kate's family my family were all making thinly veiled penis jokes while Kate and her family ignored us and pretended there wasn't a giant dick on the table so creamy my cousin said as she dug into the shaft with a cracker they should have put more sprouts around the base my aunt said for months I've been telling people the dick dip story and anyone with a sense of humor thinks it's hilarious last weekend I had some people over to my house and as a joke I decided to make my own dick dip out of respect for my sister-in-law who lives in a different City I didn't post any photos of the dick tip to social media some of my friends however couldn't help themselves Kate saw photos of the dick tip on a mutual friends Instagram story and now she's upset I haven't heard from her but my brother called me and said I'm disrespecting her and her family he says I need to apologize in my opinion I didn't do anything wrong and Kate should lighten up it's a dip in the shape of a penis relax am I the butthole for making a dick dip I love this comment from store Marcy not a butthole tell your brother you don't understand him what the problem is everyone can plainly see it's a lobster look Opie real talk I'm gonna give you zero out of five butthole space if someone brings a dick tip to my party I wouldn't be able to resist cracking jokes as well but this is one of the fundamental rules of making jokes sometimes when you make a joke you hurt someone's feelings it may not be intentional and in cases like this it may not even be justified but when it happens the best thing you can do is just swallow your pride and say hey you know I'm sorry I didn't mean to hurt your feelings am i the butthole for going out in a pair of shorts so I a 23 year old male him covered in burn scars over every inch of my body with the exception of my face neck and back for context my house caught on fire when I was 10 and I was lucky to survive it was obviously traumatizing and after a long time of hating my body I became an alcoholic in my teens to cope when I was 20 I went drunk driving crashed my car and my right leg was amputated from the knee and I've won a prosthetic leg ever since since it's March the weather is warmer now and I had to go do some standard shopping so I wore a jumper in short since it's not too cold out on full display was my prosthetic and my badly scarred left leg I should also note that I received a skin graft on that leg so some of the skin is more visible and scarred than other portions anyway I decided to take a little walk before going to the store and I cut through a park there weren't many people around but there were a few outs I got a couple of stairs but that's normal and I got to the store I browse for the stuff I needed like normal and when I got to the checkout there was a huge queue I was expecting this so I started waiting and eventually a mom and her son of about three or four got in line behind me nothing was said but I could feel the kids staring at me and he eventually started crying I think got a pat on my shoulder from the mom asking if I'd let them go in front of me so they wouldn't have to stare at my deformed leg and my robot one as I was really upsetting her kid I got really offended and told her that I wasn't letting her skip and that some people happen to have visible deformities and that I'm allowed to wear shorts my turn eventually came but she called me a butthole and said I was being inconsiderate to her kids feelings am i the butthole Opie you get 0 out of 5 buttholes this is a classic encounter with an hiatal parents Pig horse sheep says it best out in the comments absolutely not the butthole what she should have done in that moment was take the opportunity to teach your child about kindness respect and differences she should have said to her child some people are different but it's okay and taking the opportunity to teach the kid to be kind of strangers you can wear whatever you want regardless of what your legs look like what she went through is traumatizing and awful and you're confident enough to wear shorts and this woman tried to put you down for it he did nothing wrong and good for you for standing your ground am i the butthole for calling my ex out on his Facebook post so little baby J was born May of 2017 his dad had broken up with me during the pregnancy I didn't hold a grudge and wanted him to be involved he promised me he would be but was never there he was almost immediately in a relationship again and last I heard she was pregnant within three months his life and his choice he was never there for J he's seen him literally three times all adding up to a total of three hours and 24 minutes he doesn't pay child support I don't want child support from him so I have a friend who's friends with my ex on Facebook and he recently texted me a screenshot of a post on my ex's wall it was a picture of J the day he was born it was captioned happy 3rd birthday K I wish your mother wouldn't keep us apart anymore I wish you could meet your sibling but that isn't happening I hope in the future we'll meet just know you're my world he had one of the name our son K I didn't keep them apart at all I encourage visits I even bought him a car seat and something for J to sleep in when he visits people were sympathizing with them so I know this is tacky I commented screenshots of texted me offering to bring J around of asking him when he would visit etc I was blocked three to four hours later but the damage had been done he texted me calling me a butthole and apparently his girlfriend had broken up with him over it and now he looks bad in front of his family I don't really care what he thinks but my friend thinks I was a butthole too and what I did was in bad taste am I the butthole Oh come on seriously saying you get zero out of five buttholes is a little bit too generous you might even get negative butthole points because not only did you not do anything wrong you were correcting a blatant lie I mean sure it was a little bit tacky but just because you're being tacky doesn't mean you're being a butthole so I think I'm gonna give you negative one out of five buttholes and give your ex two out of five buttholes for being a hypocrite and another three out of five buttholes for being a deadbeat dad am i the butthole for not telling a bunch of random women I'm gay so I at 23 year old male and gay I have been out since I was 18 and I've never hidden it but I don't like actively mention it or broadcast it cuz it's literally nobody's business the first person I came out to was my dad and he's always been supportive of me he was 16 when I was born and practically raised me as a single dad so we have an exceptionally close relationship anyway on to the story my dad recently turned 40 only earlier this month he had a huge party and drink a bit too much and was severely hungover the following morning he's a freelance photographer and accepted a contract with the local business and was meant to hang at some photography work he'd done for them the morning after his birthday he was too hungover to do so so he asked if I'd do it he called their office to tell them he was sending his son with the work and I went in everything was fine and I ended up meeting a bunch of people he's currently working with they knew I was my dad's son as he talks about me with them I get some conversation with them to be nice and a few of the younger women started I guess flirting with me a few of them called me attractive and stuff like that and I kind of just stood there awkwardly it was just wild that straight women were hitting on me I didn't encourage it or anything but I didn't say anything as I was too embarrassed and eventually said I had to run and off I went my dad went in the day actor and he was questioned about if I was single he said no I wasn't and that I had a boyfriend and that was all he said well it turns out these women then started blatantly calling me a butthole as I apparently let them embarrass themselves by openly hitting on me when there was no chance I'd ever be interested my dad did fight my corner and said that I was literally there to just drop off his work and the I had no obligation to disclose I was gay I'm thankful my dad's on my side but these women calling me a butthole kind it makes me feel bad for not saying anything am I the butthole no Opie you get zero out of five buttholes these girls didn't embarrass themselves because they were hitting on a guy who wasn't interested in them these women embarrass themselves by calling you a butthole right in front of your own father that is extremely unprofessional and insanely rude I'm gonna give those women three out of five buttholes am I the butthole for calling a woman a dumb grunt and telling her to go F herself in front of her kids after she told my adopted niece to call me aunt so my husband said I overreacted and my other mom friends are tearing each other apart over this so I have four kids three of them are biologically my nieces and nephews six years ago my brother and his wife were killed by a drunk driver they had three kids at the time they were ten seven and two years old me and my husband decided to take them in and last year we finalized the adoption of all three of them we held off on this for many reasons suffice to say our family situation is a rough topic we've worked extremely hard with the two older children and made sure that they know we're not trying to just replace their parents but that's not relevant here this situation involves my youngest niece because of how young she was when we brought her in she seized me and my husband as her parents we've never lied to her and told her we were a biological mom or dad and she knows this but she still only ever called me mom her and my daughter are also only a year pardon age and see each other as sisters so yesterday the two of them were invited by a neighbor girl to a birthday party when we were there I hung out with the other moms as the kids played this is where Karen comes in this was the first time I'd met Karen we began talking and she asked me if my niece was adopted my late sister-in-law was Indian while me and my husband are white this isn't an uncommon question I answer truthfully and said she was my adopted niece but I see her no differently than my daughter Karen gave me the normal wow you're so strong and brave and we continued on as the party wound down my daughter and niece came over repeating mom asking if they could take home some of the leftover cake Karin immediately said honey she's not your mom she's your aunt I am medially looked at her and asked what she meant by this and she said that it's not right for me to confuse her me and Karen got into a fight and he got ugly fast I called her a dumb grunt in front of her daughter and told her to go F herself before I went out to smoke by the time I came back in it Karen had left and the other moms either supported me or told me that I was a huge butthole to pull a scene like that when I got home and told my husband he said that I overreacted he agreed that she was a horrible jerk but that I shouldn't have caused a scene and just ignored her we also had to sit down and explain to my daughter and niece what happened and why I did what I did after everything though I feel like I did nothing wrong am i the butthole so down in the comments people generally agreed that everyone sucks here and I think I'm on board with that so first things first that Karen was an absolute piece of work she had no business butting her nose into another family's dynamics telling kids what to call their parents that's seriously messed up so I'm gonna give her three out of five buttholes for being a busybody as for Opie I will agree that she escalated the situation pretty drastically but to be honest I don't blame her for that reaction at all so for Opie saying what she said I'm actually gonna give her zero out of five buttholes but for saying what she said in front of Karen's daughter and in front of other kids I'm gonna give you two out of five buttholes and on top of that saying it at a children's birthday party where you're a guest yeah I'm gonna give you another one out of five buttholes bringing Opie to three out of five buttholes that was our slash S credit and my ass credit question for you is why haven't you hit the subscribe button yet

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Length: 15min 3sec (903 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 12 2020