r/AmITheA**hole For Cussing Out an Entitled Karen?

welcome to our slash amide the butthole where Opie tells off a Karen who sticks her nose in other people's business am i the butthole for telling a woman who lives in my complex that yes having her husband checked me out turns me on okay hear me out I live in a complex that's built in a circle so it's like a track a lot of people use it to run walk etcetera I've always used it to run and walk as well I live in Florida so I usually wear leggings in a sport bra or tank top I literally only wear it because it's insanely hot here this woman always gave me dirty looks when I'd walk by her apartment she'd be sitting on her porch there are a few maintenance guys not sure if that's the correct title for them but that's what everyone calls them that walk and ride around on golf carts throughout the day I soon realized that the dirty look woman is married to one of the maintenance workers I'm always polite to them but I've never talked to them by any means so yesterday I was working out on the tennis court which is near their apartment her and her husband were sitting on the porch she's giving me the dirtiest looks and is making me pretty uncomfortable but I try to ignore it before I leave she says do you like it get all of having the maintenance men check you out all day to which I replied actually yes it makes me super wet they're what keeps my sex drive hi she looks shocked and her husband started laughing and then she smacked him on the arm I came back and told my mom this story and she said I should be more sensitive and obviously the woman is insecure how I kinda feel bad am I the butthole no-ope jeez just because someone else is overly sensitive doesn't mean you need to tiptoe around them she was incredibly rude I mean what were you supposed to work out in winter clothes but at the same time I can't super blame her for being insecure I mean calling you out was a little bit rude so I'll give her like maybe 1 point 5 out of 5 buttholes him hide the butthole for hiding my friend's laptop because he imposed restrictions on me and my house I know the title sounds bad but please hear me out this is my first year in college everything is working out fine except for my roommate ever since I moved here I just can't stand him why I can write a whole story about why I despise this person but I don't want to keep this long so I'll just mention the key points one he's really mess see his room is a total mess not that I sleep there but I don't have TV in my room and sometimes have to go to his room for it note that we're paying equal rent so he isn't doing me a favor for it to he used to not even wash his plates until I told him I'm not washing them for him three he would leave a mess everywhere until I had to explain to him like he's a little kid as to why it's not good to have a dirty house for the bathroom smells horrible whenever he leaves it he can't even clean the toilet after use luckily though I would rarely see him because I would spend most of my times at either the library gym or with friends or my girlfriends after class now though because of what's happening I must stay in the house which is killing me I now have to workout and study at home I like to jump rope as a cardio exercise for 10 to 15 minutes which can make some noise two days ago while I was exercising he told me to stop jumping rope and find something else because I make too much noise I got so pissed off because I never complain when he does things that bother me but now he can't even handle some noise for ten minutes I told him I won't stop so he just went back to his room yesterday though when I wanted to work out again I couldn't find my rope I asked him if he's seen it and he told me that he hid it from me and he'll give it back to me when he finishes studying as you can't concentrate I got so pissed off because again it's just ten minutes maybe 20 with breaks in between I never complained when he bothers me but he can't even handle this because of this I hate his laptop when he was out today while I was working out he asked me if I had seen his laptop and I told him that I'll give it to him after I finished working out he said that he has an online exam tomorrow and that he needs it now to revise but I refuse to give it I'm physically stronger than him so he can't do anything to me either he just went back to his room well when I finished working out he asked for the laptop back I went outside to get it but I couldn't find it anymore I think someone must have stolen it I told him I couldn't find it and he told me that if I don't give his laptop back today he'll press charges on me but he has no proof so I doubt it'll work he's blaming me for stealing his laptop but I just hate it because he tried imposing restrictions on me I didn't know what would get stolen today I even I'm stalking me on social media I called him out on this am I the butthole for this or did he go too far all right Opie so when I saw this post I saw that it was tagged as year at the butthole and I was reading it I was like what are these people talking about all he did was give his roommate a taste of his own medicine but then I got to the part where the laptop got stolen honestly Opie I can't believe you're not taking responsibility for that laptop I mean teaching him a lesson by using his own immaturity against him fine okay I can give you a pass for that because honestly a roommate deserved it but once the laptop was stolen it instantly became your responsibility and you know it stop screwing around and buy the guy a new laptop because this is 100% your fault if you get him a new laptop you're one out of five buttholes if you don't get him a laptop then you're five out of five buttholes the circumstances of the post literally do not matter he could be your best friend who's the best roommate ever he could be your worst roommate who's the worst roommate ever in both situations if you take the guy's laptop and lose it it's your fault am I the butthole for buying a $50,000 guitar for 4,000 bucks and refusing to sell it back when the buyer found out the real value this happened a while back my wife and I still talk about it every once in a while she's on my side and most of our friends and family are however when it happened it was like World War 3 between us and her co-workers and others here we go I've been playing the guitar for 22 years I know guitar values and what not very well I'm very into the guitar market and my wife's old company she was hanging out with coworkers one day after work and she mentioned that I play guitar a co-worker who I guess is very popular at work said that his dad passed away and he was selling his dad's things his dad had a guitar and asked my wife if I'd be interested in it my wife texted me and I said to have him send me the info on the guitar in the price the next day he texted me the Pixum price it was a 1952 Telecaster in mint condition he had the original receipts which was crazy that's how I knew the date I asked what he wanted for it and he said he looked up telecasters online and he thinks $4,000 is fair I texted back take it for 4,000 and went to pick it up the guitar had no sentimental value to him at all here's the issue at hand the guitars worth approximately fifty thousand dollars depending on the buyer and I knew it when I got the guitar I told my wife the price and what it was worth she was floored fast forward two weeks her co-worker tells my wife he just found out what the guitar was actually worth from a family friend and wanted it back she said well he really likes the guitar and he knew --is worth fifty thousand dollars which is why he was floored you offered him four thousand for it he really likes it and I doubt he'll sell it back but you can ask probably not the smartest thing for her to say but she was caught off guard and it's not her fault or problem he contacted me and asked to buy it back I said that it's not for sale he then said i scammed him and he was going to sue me and take my wife to a to heart for being a part of this scam which was nuts but he actually did contact HR they were cool about it and said it's not their problem it's between him and me over the next few months he made things very uncomfortable for my wife at work he would bug her constantly about it she eventually had to go to HR for harassment and they actually let him go she complained twice and he was warned and didn't stop he contacted me several times about it so I got a restraining order for harassment too I blocked him too I haven't heard from him in about a year am i the butthole so down in the comments of this post people are viciously opposed to each other lots of people are saying o pious complete douchebag while other people are saying Opie did nothing wrong so I'm really curious what you have to say do you think Opie was a butthole here and on that note Opie added some information in the edit specifically to point out that the guitar is not a family heirloom and that the guy wasn't even close to his dad also he has this to say and to those who would say that they would have told the guy the real value that's a load of horse too if you went to a garage sale and saw an item worth 5,000 bucks priced at $50 there's not a snowball's chance in hell you would walk up to the homeowner and tell them they mispriced it you'd buy the item and then tell all your friends and family what a great score you got don't even kid yourself you wouldn't do that I don't feel bad about buying an awesome guitar at a steel of a price I was curious what others would think and it looks like I'm not the butthole so thank you reddit I can play the guitar with zero guilt now not like I felt guilty before but now my feelings are justified yeah and it's not like the seller lost $40,000 the seller inherited the guitar for free and then sold it for $4,000 which is still a game am i the butthole for telling an older woman to mind your own effing business on the train I've had a long day at work I'm tired and I'm also minding my own business browsing through reddit and messaging friends now I have a vocabulary that would make a sailor blush so to speak but I'm not one to use filthy language outside the comfort of my own home or private messages unless provoked the train was full like it always is during afternoon peak hour and an older lady and her husband hops on the train and the husband decides he was gonna sit next to another man and she would sit next to me with the island between them if that makes sense I'm sitting there having a good laugh with the mate through text and the content wasn't exactly PG I guess and I could see her looking at my messages in the corner of my eyes so I did try to move the phone out of sight so she wouldn't get offended but it was too late she advised me that I shouldn't bother moving it out of her sight because she had already read it and called me a disgusting millennial and that I should be ashamed of my language I'm 26 next month not exactly that young I looked at her and said how about you mind your own business all she did was scoff at me and then the husband told me off for being rude so am I the butthole here honestly Opie you're so far from being the butthole that I'm surprised you even felt the need to post this on reddit this lady stuck her nose in your own private business and then judged you forward she can go [ __ ] herself am i the butthole for using home security cameras to expose my girlfriend's gaslighting my girlfriend and 25 and I also 25 have been dating the past five years since college after graduation we were a semi long distance living close enough that we alternately visited almost every weekend in 2018 and got a job in my City and we found a place and moved in together now is a good time to mention the security cameras in our house break-ins are unfortunately common where we live with us got some motion activated one of which has a view of our kitchen to monitor the back door the cameras only record when there's motion so they can retain footage for a very long time and of course knows this about a year ago and started complaining I wasn't contributing equally to chores I've been obsessive about chores my whole life growing up not doing the dishes meant no video games for a week when I lived with roommates I was always the chore not see making damn sure we all stuck to our chore wheel an is just as fastidious about chores so we just naturally alternated who did what I've been brushing her remarks off but after the last few months they become much more aggressive eg I was vacuuming in and said look at you finally cleaning up around here I replied that we alternated vacuuming to which she retorted no you vacuumed maybe twice since I moved in exchanges like this have been happening so frequently that I began to doubt my own recollection am I not as clean as I thought finally she exploded at me last week she said that having to stay home constantly over the past weeks exposed how little I do around the house and that she didn't move in just to be my maid questioning my own sanity I spent a few hours going through the entire one and a half year archive of security camera footage and tally the exact number of times the kitchen cam caught each of us doing dishes our cleaning supplies vacuum mop etc are in the kitchen pantry so I also tell it up how many times we grab cleaning stuff to my vindication the tally showed that we indeed split chores equally she vacuumed her mopped five more times than I did I did dishes 20 more times than she did given that we vacuum or mop at least once a week and do dishes at least every day there are insignificant differences over the year and a half we've looked together when I confronted Ann she shrugged off her behavior as remembering things differently but the real sin here is what I did which she called an unforgivable violation of her privacy akin to abuse of stalking she's broken up with me and is trying to move out although obviously this is difficult due to current circumstances I'm totally hard bro Hannah was the love of my life and I can't believe she destroyed our relationship like this to make matters worse she told many of our friends who are mostly siding with her they've been texting me that what I did was creepy abusive controlling invasive etc I'm at a loss I'm beginning to think I'm the one who's off-base here no-ope let's let's let's pump the brakes right here okay you absolutely did nothing wrong here your girlfriend is coming off as super manipulative and abusive what just happened here straight up is she tried to manipulate you she failed because you're smarter than her and now she's trying to turn things around on you I know it stings now but she's doing you a favor by breaking up with you because odds are good that this behavior was only gonna get much much worse dude just cut and run him high the butthole for reminding my brother that he's adopted and not a true part of my family yes Opie I literally don't even need to read this post yes you're the butthole oh my god that's ridiculously rude and insensitive but for those of you who are curious I'll go ahead and read the post anyway no we all know from the title that she's a butthole so I'm a 19 year old female and her brother is 18 he was adopted when I was four my parents had been nothing but kind to him they treat us exactly the same and he knows that they've given him a good life with amazing opportunities my only issue is that he's very clingy and too attached he was always like that for example when we were little he always wanted to play with me and not other kids our teachers had to physically separate us because he wouldn't let go of my arm over the years the attachment wasn't that extreme but he's still clingy I'm not sure why but it's tiring anyway I was facetiming my cousin and her friends my brother was also with me in the room and her friends noticed him in the background and asked who that is before I could answer someone asked if he's my boyfriend cringe and I explained that he's my brother they pointed out that we look nothing alike so I clarified that he's adopted I explained that he's never blended in with my family because he just looks and behaves too differently my brother was suddenly very quiet and left the room after a while I went to speak with him and we had a huge argument he thinks that I hate to be associated with them because I'm always quick to clarify were not biologically related I told him that he's not a true part of my family so I have the right to tell people he's adopted he just looked at me with a blank stare and didn't reply honestly I was pretty mad and told him to leave me alone for a while apparently my dad saw him crying and I got into serious trouble with my parents I don't know if he told them what happened but I've never seen him cry so they probably think it's very serious they're furious with me and want me to apologize am I the butthole for being truthful with my brother Opie so when I read the title I thought you were gonna be a butthole and then after reading it it confirmed that you're absolutely a butthole oh my god the story is even worse than the title so ohh oh my god hope he also posted an update where she explained that his parents died in a horrific accident and he witnessed it when he was only three years old Jesus no wonder he's clinging because he lost his entire family and he's afraid he's gonna lose you which I can't blame him for because it sounds like you're constantly pushing him away look I'm an older brother I have a younger brother and sometimes younger siblings can be annoying but that doesn't mean you just discard them because they have annoying qualities what's wrong with you I'm gonna post this comment from ykn Jas because I agree with it and this hoot got like 40,000 up votes on it holy cow this might be the clearest year the butthole I've ever seen on this sub your brother's been part of the family since he was 4 years old of course a child who has experienced enough upheaval to end up being adopted at age 4 could end up being clingy or whatever you should be thankful that you didn't have to deal with that in your early childhood rather than judging him for his reaction to it it sounds like you started being jealous of your brother as soon as he became part of your family and haven't quite managed to grow out of it yet you might think that you fit in with your family but honestly I'd imagine your parents are trying to work out where the f they went wrong to raise you to be so cold nasty and malicious I mean I try not to rake Opie over the coals too much in these threads because in some ways you know it takes some guts to post on in my the butthole but I'm being harsh with Opie here because seriously Opie you need a wake-up call this behavior this mentality is not healthy and you really need to re-evaluate how you look at your relationships in life that was our / am i the butthole and if you don't hit that like button then you're definitely the butthole

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Length: 18min 14sec (1094 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 20 2020