Life's better when you're fat. Josh Sneed - Full Special

sir if you go ten feet that way the whole plane will fly properly could you help us out could you help us out guys we got an obesity problem in this country and I know you're like is this dude about to make fun of fat people while using his stomach as an armrest [Applause] you don't have to clap it's not supposed to be the funniest thing I've said so far okay I understand where I'm at with this body there's so many little signs that tell you you need to you need to fix it all right you need to get just get it together like I'm in a way now where if I raise my hand higher than this I gotta fix my clothes when I put it back down little signs little signs let you know it's time to clean it up had another one recently when I was on a airplane and the Delta flight attendant asked me to switch seats to balance out a 747 that will ruin your day instantly and I know it wasn't me all right I know it wasn't me it was where I was sitting versus where there were too many empty seats but when you're a little self-conscious about your weight you can't process that you can't rationalize that's not what you hear what you hear is sir if you go ten feet that way the whole plane will fly properly could you help us out could you help us out thank you thank you it's very Connie and if you have to use the restroom please ring your call button so we can send two people back to your seat I don't want this I want to go nose-up right into the Sun okay yes I'll give you some extra base golf cookies for this hassle yes ever I know they're your favorite yes I think this is gonna be my year to get it back you guys that wasn't supposed to be funny either me I'm a little optimistic my weights going up and down my entire life and I blame the Bukit program [Music] some of you know if you're unfamiliar when I was in elementary school Pizza Hut decided that the best way to solve the illiteracy problem was to offer children a free personal pan pizza if they read four books or told their teacher that they read four books it was great it was great when you were a kid you got pizza for doing homework but 25 years later nobody's making you read books you're hooked on pizza that's kind of what I'm going through right now I just love food and that's not that I eat too much I just eat the wrong things I love bad food you know but I know I'm not the only one I mean bath and Bodyworks was selling a candle that smells like mashed potatoes how fat are you okay when you want your bedroom to smell like buttered mashed potatoes this fat I got the gravy one two you guys it's so good you're so nice it smell just like him it was buy one get one and I got a free bottle of fried chicken body wash cuz I opened up a credit card to pay for it like it was totally a good deal this is look at this this is I am dressed inappropriately for this backdrop this is this is the PG version of Westworld that's what this is Looney Tunes meets Westworld well my name is Josh and I am happy to be here and a lot of comedians after the show we get to talk to people we get to meet people they always want to ask the same questions one that I get asked the most is why do you do stand-up how did you get into doing stand-up and it's pretty simple reason I feel like I'm funny all the time and I don't mean 24 hours a day I mean not just when I'm on stage right but the problem with that is when I'm finding out there in the real world and I don't have lights and a microphone and cameras on me and people sitting in chairs next to each other facing me waiting to hear something funny a lot of times jokes just go to waste so I started doing stand-up to give my humor a second chance at life a good example of this was the last Valentine's Day I was at my local grocery store in the floral department trying to find that perfect bouquet to take home with me and there's another gentleman a couple feet away doing the exact same thing and he didn't talk to me but he was talking to me because I was the only one around he was talking pretty loud this is what he says he goes man it's crazy how much money you got to spend on something that's just gonna die and I was like I know and you gotta buy him flowers I love my wife but that may be the funniest thing I have ever said in my entire life but he wasn't ready for it they say well good luck with that buddy and he just started to walk away I was like dude that was cold it's a good thing I'm on Twitter from Cincinnati Ohio which means I go on terrible Midwest family vacations every year I have no say in where we go two years ago we went to Amish country how many of you guys have been Amish country but that place is not fun at all okay I did not careful you know what I didn't like I'll tell you what I didn't like the people I didn't like the people either I'm sorry if you're friends with them I apologize I just I found them to be very hypocritical you know cuz they're all we don't believe in electricity but we'll use it if we need to run your Visa Card and I don't like that attitude all right I said you go big or go home Ezekiel don't plug up it's a slippery slope he didn't like me probably because his name wasn't Ezekiel but he looked like it should have been you know I couldn't have been that far off is what I'm trying to I think we just got started on the wrong foot okay cuz the only reason I agreed to go in the first place was if I was allowed to take pictures that I could put on Facebook and the first time I take a picture I get scolded by this Amish man he says sir we would appreciate if you're gonna take pictures that you did not take them of us and I said why is that he said pictures give us a sense of pride and we don't like to do things that make us feel proud I said you're charging three grand for a kitchen table without any chairs to go with it I'm pretty sure you're proud of that table all right not proud why don't you tell me for the fourth time how you put that barn up in one day you're not proud okay I'm just gonna go over here and I'll just let you know that I don't care how good your pretzels are I'm not gonna be coming back here at Amish country and I left them a scathing yelp review I never heard back from a manager which is so typical last year we did Gatlinburg Tennessee been there you know Gatlinburg if you haven't been it's an American Indian word it means land of the couples that were matching airbrushed t-shirts I don't know if that's accurate but it's accurate okay they always pick the same design it's a silhouette of a much skinnier couple than the people who are wearing the t-shirts and on the shirts that couple they are holding hands confidently in love their feet are in the sand they're underneath the palm tree there's a rainbow sunset on what is clearly the ocean in the background then they write Gatlinburg across the top so that you know which of the islands and the Smoky Mountains that they visited right they're not they're not smart people okay but it makes for great people watching now I don't know if you like to people watch but I'm a huge fan it's free you know you just sit there with someone you love and talk about the folks walking by for a couple hours and Gatlinburg is pron picking time I mean get your camera ready you're gonna see someone that you like enough to want to share them with others and and I'd like to put this out there if you ever take pictures when you people watch please email them to me because my buddies and I trade them like they're baseball cards there's it's probably the most fun game I've ever played I'll give you a couple tips if you think you might want to take pictures when you people watch number one make sure that the flash and the sound on your phone are turned off I know sounds like a no-brainer right guys I've been doing this a long time I messed up I'm in line for security at the airport I'm going this way coming at me gentlemen Hawaiian shirt shaved face butt out of the top of his shirt was this perm I don't know if that's all right a tuft it was the brightest whitest bushiest chest hair I have ever seen in my life I'm seeing white chest hair okay this was next level it was teased possibly bleached he looked like a build-a-bear whose neck had been slit to send a message to the other build-a-bears to get it together because the numbers are low right [Music] and I knew if I didn't get a picture of him I wasn't gonna be able to sleep that night here's the rub I can't take a picture from this distance at this angle no one's gonna appreciate it how awesome this thing is if I really want the likes I gotta time it so that when he's passing by me I can get that profile shot right really give it some depth now to do this it's a timing thing so I have this face I make which is basically what I'm just checking Twitter even though my phone is kind of pointed in your general direction he stops right here hit the button it's like a kick flash I was like there's a Pokemon on your shoulder sir could you please I'm gonna get it please hold stuff oh he jumped into your obnoxious Chester pad stops maybe next they get it next get them at the layaway so be careful the other tip is also very obvious one but it's what happened to me when I was in Gatlinburg and that's to make sure you have a full battery all right if you're gonna spend a day people watching picture taken charge up because I'm in Gatlinburg I'm on the main drag if you've never been there Gatlinburg is basically just one Hill it's just just one street you know with museums I mean that's their word not mine I mean call me old-fashioned but I just feel like if cooter the tow truck driver from the Dukes of Hazzard is the only face I can see on the front of your building you're not allowed to call it a museum okay I don't care what's inside they've got a lot of gift shops and then my favorite place to people watch in any tourist town but especially Gatlinburg is the old fashioned Candy Kitchen I love that place so much because no matter what time of day you walk up you're gonna see the same thing there's gonna be a hillbilly press up against the window who cannot figure out how they're making taffy on the other side of the window and it is the greatest thing they've ever seen they're like get out of here nah I come look it's where they make it the taffy from Cracker Barrel yeah it all comes from I don't know how they do it even though I can see the whole process from right here I stand there hours and I saw her a block away did the Mickey Mantle rookie card of people-watching I got so excited I was like you are coming home with me I got close enough I press the button nothing happened I just press it again dead battery sign what No I scared her she ran back into ripley's believe it or not believe it or not and I just sat down on the bench right there in between the pancake pantry and Fanny farkles arcade I was so mad all this time I tracked her I just let her get away I wish I could pass my phone around let you guys see how awesome she was but I can't because I was careless saw just described her as best I can she had early 1990s hair remember that look pulled back tight in a ponytail but in the front guys you remember that look I don't know if you ever saw how those got made I showed up to earlier for prom one year haven't slept a full night since that haunts me I'll never forget I walked through the back door corsage enhance she's just standing there in front of the big mirror [Music] [Laughter] [Music] she was gorgeous this lady in Gatlinburg I don't know how else to deceive she looked like someone who might frequent a Long John Silver's / Kentucky Fried Chicken like a two-in-one fast-food restaurant I don't if you guys ever go to those but there's good people watching in there to see any of them I don't care what the combo is for some reason the average redneck brain can't seem to process that there are two businesses operating behind one counter and sharing the menu above and the first time they see it it just catches them off guard they're like okay can I yet okay don't need to be at this register if I want chicken is this like a food court or something it's the same company I can order off the both of them oh I didn't know that well I'm getting a family meal deal I get two sides could I get aside from this side and then aside from that side like if I could hurry up and decide could I go from side to side for my sides I can I want to try that okay well extra biscuits I mean I knew that before I came in here and but as long john silver's have Hush Puppies what can i do that two breaths oh yeah get up I know it sounds like I'm really exaggerating for the sake of stand-up comedy but it's not as much as you think okay I promise if you go to any two-in-one fast-food restaurant just grab a seat close to the register just within earshot within five minutes you'll hear some truckers spit out of sins that has never been formed in the history of words because he's buckling under the pressure of the line that's now formed behind him he's like okay I'm sorry you guys I just I hadn't even thought about tacos and then I come in here and boom right there they are next to the pizza but if you can make wherever you go half of it long john silver's like that's where you're gonna have the best time all right at any Long John Silver's you will hear a grown man ask for extra crumbs which is a new low for our society and really raises humans now if I've completely lost you Long John Silver's it's a fast food seafood restaurant and what they do is they take chicken and fish and they dip it in their batter and then they put it in the deep fryer and when they flip it from the deep fryer little pieces of that batter break off and then a pile of those little pieces for them and then people go hey could I get a scoop of the thing that right there I want some of that stuff like the garbage on the bottom I want some of it like put some of that into my treasure chest they get off and I was like did that guy just ask for more crumbs like I thought I might have misheard right she pushes a button on the register crumbs 10 cents I was like be kidding me how often does this happen okay seriously like I thought I could be witnessing the first time in the history of Long John Silver's or some guy was like listen this is gonna sound a little crazy but I'm a little short on cash and I have a long drive ahead of me could you maybe just put some of that stuff into a cup I could snack on it while I'm on the road I don't know no people it happens so much that it has been programmed into the register and if that's the case right if whatever you call that stuff has its own button which I'm pretty sure we can all agree was not in the original business plan that tells me that there was a day somewhere that it went down right and as a professional people watcher I'm just mad I wasn't there to see it you know cuz I just picture some toothless manager storming out of the back hey somebody's gonna rap start paying for these crunchies all right I can't be giving this stuff away all day if everybody's going to ask for it we got a bigger something out let's just be honest y'all love free stuff that's what it is ain't it yeah it is that's why we had to get rid of our tartar sauce pump and switch two packets put them behind the counter limit two per customer cuz y'all were pumping it right into your boats are you kidding me nobody needs that much tartar sauce and I'm sick of dealing with it he tries to slam the door but it's that metal kitchen door right ten minutes later no-one's speaking cuz you can still hear him in the back ticked off ain't selling down Tommy I'm sick of this they don't pay me enough to put up with this I'm so mad my hands shaking I'm supposed to Bowl tonight now what I'm done well I don't care if I said before I mean at this time you watched soon as I can afford that lift kit and I'm Luke Bryan tickets you ain't never gonna see me again how about well of course I'm going Florida Georgia line's opening I ain't gonna miss that there's only dudes that can settle me down right now you'd do that for me all right you take the Nelly part you make me wanna roll my okay listen obviously I've thought way too much about a day that probably never happened okay I'll give me that but I have questions and I want them answered and the only people who can answer them are those in charge at the Yum Brands if you're not familiar with who they are Pizza Hut Taco Bell Kentucky Fried Chicken Long John Silver's and W root beer now I don't know what they're on but they're on something ok all their ideas whether it's for the restaurant the two and one fast-food concept itself I feel like they just get together in a big room hey hey Carl you got anything oh there have been several occasions where I was like I want fried chicken and pizza at the same time but probably was not in a stable position to drive to separate places we do something about that yeah I think we could do something about that we could probably sell both of those here right yeah all right let me put that down save some money on rent Phil what do you guys got okay we're representing Pizza Hut and um you know the dhobi part around the outside of the pizza the crust the cross dude I told you is called a crust what and I'm just spitballing here we remove the crust and replace it with a ring of soft pretzel pigs-in-a-blanket and if we can't do that could we just fill it with cheese well we can certainly look into one of those if not all of them I think those are all good ideas our audience would certainly enjoy Ricky what about you I've always wanted to make taco shells out of Doritos that's what I'm talking about that needs to be with that sound first we gotta figure that one out first maybe the greatest idea that's ever come out of these summits start with nacho cheese Cool Ranch in the fourth quarter people love little red and green flecks on their taco shells a Christmas I love it I love everything I'm here Taco Bell they they crack me up right because they know if you're gonna eat there you're gonna eat there right nobody's on the fence about Taco Bell nobody's like well let's just wait and see what the next commercial looks like you know if you're gonna go back or not and Taco Bell knows that that's why they can put out a product that has the exact same ingredients as three other products on their current menu they just changed the name and/or shape of it and will make you feel dumb for asking about it they're like what we have for the spring this is seasoned steak lettuce cheese tomato and sour cream encased in a flour tortilla anybody have any questions um yeah that sounds like a steak burrito well it's not okay a steak burrito is rolled up okay with this we fold the sides in we press it with a t-shirt iron I don't know what's so hard to understand about the technology we've invested in the Crunchwrap so are we calling it a crunch Oh their desserts they don't even try with their desserts they just take some other dessert you're kind of familiar with and change it a little bit you know we have Cinnabon bites isn't that just a cut up Cinnabon I mean yeah but we cut it up for you okay you could say gracias we took the time to put it into this drink cup that was already sitting right here how much of the lifting do we have to do I remember a couple years ago the hostess company went bankrupt and then like a month later some mysterious entity saved them from bankruptcy I thought for sure it was Taco Bell I was waiting for that commercial for years I was like that commercial right just this it's Winky burrito we have stuffed a Twinkie full of taco meat deep-fried it sir would you like Twinkie cream or sour cream I'll care if it's coffee cream I would like my Twinkie burrito some fire sauce - ho ho lupus and a Mountain Dew the Blue Mountain Dew - I want the Baha I mean you can turn on the TV and know how we feel about food there's the reason there's not a show called gluten-free vegan cupcake wars no one wants to watch him nobody's like a - juicy salad boss last night yeah vegans I know if there's any vegans in here with enough strength to raise your hand is there one if this stuff is that her does that someone calling out for I'm envious of vegans if you can do it good for you fine about that life I've had one vegan experience that did not go well I'm in Jacksonville Florida I'm walking down the street I passed a bakery with all these beautiful things in the window so I just kind of poked my head and I go excuse me ma'am what are those on the bottom she says that's a root beer float doughnut and it just came out of the oven about 20 minutes ago do you want one I was like no I want to but only put one in the bag cuz the other one ain't making it out of this store so she hands me the one over the counter I take a bite as we walk to the register and I was like she's like sir did you know this is a vegan bakery I was like no she's like yep that's why I figure she goes see this sign right here it says no product contains an ingredient that comes from an animal and I was like well that's ironic cuz this is some bullsh no listen I didn't say I didn't say it but I should have cuz she deserved to hear and you do deserve to hear she should know when I came through that door that I was in the wrong place look at me look at me I guarantee owls like any of her regulars okay and I would have had a lot of more respect for her if she would've been like ah sir I think you might with the place down the street yeah that's okay it happens all the time it's right down the street love everything you're looking for milk eggs butter tastes right down the street just maybe two blocks I'm sure to call an uber you can wait in here I know it's at least 70 degrees with no humidity outside I wouldn't want you melting all I'm saying is I don't know who came up with that phrase looks can be deceiving but I bet they just walked out of a vegan bakery I think you can tell how much we love food based on the shows that are popular you know man versus food there on round 2 of that they got a new guy because the first one exploded or whatever like do we need to do that show again I don't think we do do we not learn the first time around I did I learned what will happen to your body if you eat terrible every day for six years and if you think I'm wrong watch an episode from season one a man versus food then immediately watch an episode from season six of man vs. food you'll see the difference that guy was way skinnier when he started and he had an amazing vocabulary where'd that go watch season one the guy is super articulate he's like folks there's a symphony of flavor going on in my mouth right now when I crunched down I got heat from the peppers I got sweet from the relish there's salt in the bacon this place is amazing they've made perfect harmony in the form of a sin but then six years later he's like [Music] this is yummy this is so good I think it's too easy to eat terrible that's what I think it is you know cuz it wasn't that long ago where it's like you want to eat bad you got a couple places you can go to now they compete with each other to see who can offer something worse for you Wendy's has a sandwich called son of Baconator their food is having kids when they're close do you understand how bad that is that's how I order - oh my god give me a bacon error and one of his children I got a boy they usually taste better Golden Corral is a thing you can go there once I can't go twice because there's no way to not look at other people eating there there's no regulations on what people are and aren't allowed to do with their food and that's why it's I'm out like no I understand the value of giving me access to this chocolate fondue fountain for $8.00 but I'm not gonna use it cuz I just saw that guy pass by with his prime rib hey that's not gravy Oh No what's that it's whipped cream on corn on the cob it's called creamed corn all right I'm trying to have one you can order bad food off a TV QVC sells food the shopping channel they have food on there you can have four dozen individually wrapped frosted sugar cookies delivered to your front door don't give you six months to pay it off that blows my mind that's awesome why is that an option you know I'm saying like I get it if you're mining a laptop or a living room set sure but you have to put cookies on easy pay maybe don't get the cookies okay and then the next channel over tells you how to get rock-hard abs in ninety days I felt for that one too p90x I got it it's a 90-day program I made it 15 minutes about 15 minutes it's hard nobody on those DVDs look like me once again that should have been my clue that I was in the wrong place every person on there yelling at me like they know me telling me to keep going no matter how much it burns well you look like you've been doing it since you could walk how about just one guy that looks like me laying on the ground out of breath before the warm-ups over you notice an eye might check out this - just to see what happened to that guy they're like well we lost Kevin yesterday but we're glad it's your back today is all about that cord no I just wasn't for me and I'm sure you're like well you probably had a bad attitude about it no I didn't I had the right attitude I upgraded to the multicolored resistance bands my expedited the shipping I wasn't even looking for it I'm just one couch minding my own business watching TV this dude comes on he's like hey man you want a six-pack yeah you want in six months three it would be better dawn talk called him put it in and within seconds immediately regretted every decision I had ever made in my life that led me up to that moment cuz I was terrible at it right from the beginning and I think that's why I got so frustrated you know cuz like let's say this is where my health was I see the p90x DVD I'm like that's it this could meet my ticket about to get jacked up but I was so bad at it then when I took it out I didn't want to do anything I just sat around watching TV eating Oreos I tried every kind of Oreo that came out with almost out of spite like I was trying to hurt p90x his feelings you know when you see your ex when you're with your new and you're like this is who I'm with now that's how I was at p90x to some Oreos right in their face I like that Tony by the time I snapped out of that funk and I felt like I wanted to be active again I was down here I was like dude this is not fair I'm fatter because I tried p90x and that's how I went with everything diets I tried every kind of diet I was on this Minecraft diet three square meals a day did nothing exercise programs gym memberships about the Fitbit everybody's like Josh that's what you need is a Fitbit technology you can track your progress right from your phone you'll love it I've got the nicest Fitbit they make vibrates send you little messages I've just learned to ignore it like everything else that's ever tried to have a little longer half of your life like did you want to go for a walk no I'm good what I need is a quit bit that's what I need I need someone to invent that just a device little buzz and send me little messages that reaffirm this lifestyle I've grown to love dude you're doing great go back to bed okay Biscay who wants meatballs I want meatballs do they're on QVC right now oh okay and they work I'm loaded up on meatballs for two years I haven't paid off in February it's great what I realized is that I was watching p90x in the first place like that was what was doing me wrong cuz if you watch it long enough you're like everybody looks like this you know but now what I do is when it comes on I turn it off and I put on trainwreck TV to remind myself there's a lot of people out there way worse off than I am so if I can just maintain this I'm cool with that that's the way to do it like it's so much easier to achieve your goals when you don't send any like seriously you just wake up feel like I've won the day I was watching those shows already I was just watching them wrong intervention freaky eaters I didn't know I was pregnant all those shows I used to think they're sad now I think they're great for building self-esteem and I understand some people have a problem with that I'm just telling you what works for me cuz sometimes I'll be sitting in my hotel and I'll think I don't know if I'm gonna have a good show tonight and then I turn on my strange addiction I'm like yes I am gonna have a good show and I know I am cuz I'm not gonna go any toilet paper when it's over that's how I have I don't know if you watch my strange addiction but I have a strange addiction for that show I'm kind of obsessed with it it's fantastic every episode is pretty much the same there's a woman eating or drinking something no human is supposed to consume and then there's a guy doing kind of creepy stuff one lay my fair is is one lady who eats couch cushions she opens up the pillows on her couch and then eats the stuffing out of them and my favorite part about her is when she's done she immediately zips it back up like she's trying to keep the rest of it fresh for real later right like get the air out zip chip clip so funny so funny all those shows are on The Learning Channel that's hilarious doing so funny we have 700 stations one of them is called The Learning Channel that's where you put those shows what are you trying to teach me because I'll tell you what the only thing I've learned from watching The Learning Channel there's crazy people everywhere and that's accurate I don't care what part of town you live in there are crazy people close by you and if you ever want to meet them just see what they're like it's super easy have a garage sale put it on Craigslist and in the paper that you're having a garage sale and a freak show will form on your lawn two hours before the garage sale is even scheduled to begin I'm looking through the blinds I was like we said ten right well they're here looks like the walking dead out their brains no that's his bargains fun if you've had a garage sale and you know what I'm talking about but it makes me hate people I'm not gonna lie to you really bothers me I don't know why I do it all every year but because there's people I just talked about they're a real thing there's a term for them in the garage sale community they're called early birds and apparently I'm a jerk cuz I didn't put in the ad they weren't supposed to be there ladies just standing out there I was like can I help you ma'am she's like well I'm here for the garage sale I'm like well you're about two hours early well it didn't say no early birds this is how bad it got this is not a joke last time we had a garage sale press the button to open the door there's a woman crouched down who raised up with the garage door like she's at a 90's boy band video just kind of stepping in I was like get out of here no this is not Black Friday there is nothing in here worth the effort you are exerting right now I get so mad same characters just different faces I'll tell you the worst one is guy who just watched three episodes of American Pickers and now thinks he's Indiana Jones this guy everytime just walked right up hey man you got any antiques no sir I'm 35 I don't know why you thought this was the place to begin a treasure hunt but here's the problem no matter how annoyed you get you gotta be nice to him you can't say whatever you want it's hard for me to do do you understand I'm like no sir there's no antiques but there are some great deals this toaster check this out we got married last year we don't need two toasters so we're selling this one and it's a dollar and they'll talk you down doesn't matter how good your pricing is they've seen an episode of Pawn Stars it's negotiating time now he's sweating over my toaster for half an hour Oh buddy I don't know I mean I need a toaster and that's a what's that it's a sunbeam I mean it's alright you know ain't like a Kitchen Aid or a Hamilton Beach you know someone might get excited trying to find one of the most certo certo right around here selling them it's a stainless steel double wide chamber that thing will burn a frozen bag on 12 seconds that thing's bad this I mean what am I gonna do with this make toast something and make anything a gimmick well the springs are still good would you say a dollar no I'd like to do business with you but I mean we're just so far apart right I mean I could probably what's today Wednesday it's gonna be tough I mean I could I could probably go 25 cents 25 cents I'll beat it over your face for free how about that buddy cuz let me tell you something watching you leave with the broken nose will be worth way more than a dollar at this point it's a dollar sir it's a toaster that still works or a doubt no screw this guy honey hi guys I got thrown out of my own garage sin she made me leave I couldn't just go I was like alright I'm leaving but I want everybody knows something I will not be disrespected in my own garage and because of how all your acting I'm taking the toaster in the beanie baby with the mystery stain and the PlayStation one without any games controllers or a power cord and a lid that does have to be taped closed when you want to use it that's right there I'll come back inside then I carried them back into the house along with my pride and the next day the very next day as I drove that stuff to Goodwill where I would lose money and the guests that it took to get it there I got on the phone with my manager I said book me for a special and vid angel because I got some stuff I need to get off my chest so thank you guys for listening [Applause] you

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Length: 42min 52sec (2572 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 12 2020