Clips You’ve NEVER SEEN Before From The Graham Norton Show | Part Ten

ask the audience if they had any nicknames and we did get a few in uh harry harry olefson harry harry yeah that's me you you you you and now your nickname was first off the name ari it's icelandic so i'm familiar with skater i like it yeah i do we all like it i [Music] your nickname your nickname was yeah i uh i feel quite ridiculous saying this now that i've actually seen the man but a few years back some people in iceland actually started calling me ashton because they thought i looked like him it's spitting image bud to be fair graham he has makeup on i would like you to know and i will let the world know you can come inspect if you would like i refuse to wear makeup on talk shows i never do never not once have i ever and you can come look if you want good sir that's all i need baby i blame the long dark winter night sid i've got four pounds of makeup on what was it what was your full name uh first off i actually quite like wearing makeup you're the most weirdly aggressive icelandic [Applause] the youngest man alive move the pole but can you still bust a move now [Applause] [Music] oh here we go [Applause] oh wow [Applause] oh the ultimate the ultimate move he did was called the windmill with the nutcracker wow you can't do that at 17 years old he just popped the windmill and came out of that with the nutcracker and i'm impressed on this show when you walk without spoken about other television chefs do you consider yourself a tv chef i don't really know no no i'm a proper chef he doesn't you very you don't sit there much demonstrating recipes no no it's not you know it's you know i cook live every day so sometimes we see these tv chefs and they sort of turn around and look here's one i made earlier or you know welcome to ready steady [ __ ] um it's it it's really want no no but i i'm aware it's real because we cook every day and you know i enjoy life i like that jeopardy i don't want to see things done by home economists well listen we're always on the lookout for uh the next tv cookery star so what we're going to do now we're going to see i'm liking this game and what we do is we're we're going to find you a new commie chef right so we have some candidates lined up in the kitchen white and we're going to interview them right now the only rule is they mustn't use the f word by which i mean they mustn't use any word beginning with f okay that sounds easier than it is okay so uh let's uh let's go so forget this is my buzzeroffie thing so let's meet our first coffee chef hello i'm here hi what's your name what brock brock yeah okay yeah uh describe some of the things hanging on the shelves behind you uh trout very good bird-like things crusty sticks um a cooling device what's what's that thing over there big metal thing with a refrigerator [Applause] okay what's 5-1 i'm [ __ ] hello hello hello hello hi how you doing what's your name uh jonathan jonathan all right uh what sort of fries are in the oven uh they're actually called chips actually [ __ ] they're chips and fish that's what that's what they're called [Applause] well i wasn't even listening hello hello hi what's your name zack what is it zach zack yes spell it what spell it gordon wants you to spell your name zid ak said ak poison f no i wondered why you wanted to spell zack are you going to keep in touch are you going to write to it and what are your favorite foods zack well i'd have to say ice cream is one of my favorite foods i like i like good hello hey hi what's your name dan what daniel daniel okay uh and uh what do you like to cook daniel stuff what white flower what what's what's the white substance uh on the counter behind you powdery [ __ ] what's on the counter in front of the fig pie some more of that powdery [ __ ] all right [Applause] i said can i say it yeah i said i called they asked me what i thought of russell crowe and i thought for a second said a [ __ ] [ __ ] and so they said nothing and then two men got a hold of me and just checked me off of me and i'm old and i kept thinking osteoporosis we're going to hear crack crackers why would they call themselves loose women and then not let you swear why would they call those loose women and talk about not having sex and then i come on and say [ __ ] and they talk about not having don't ask don't stop don't go so people are always saying you know what haven't you done your career well another milestone i was thrown off for saying [ __ ] okay i'm so excited so is this this a steinway what's happening it's gorgeous um [Music] what do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze do they dream of mowing zebras or halle berry in her catwoman suits don't you worry a pretty striped head we're gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed we're gonna find our best friend and then we're gonna give him my best friend [Applause] but if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers well then we're [ __ ] out of luck [Applause] together because something like you know say the time open brackets dirty bit those brackets were you watching dirty dancing and kind of went oh yeah i like this song i might do something with that we're in ibiza and um we're getting ready for a dj gig and uh i'm like what i gotta drop something for tonight and so me and my my homeboys ammo and apple homeboys meaning people that are close to me that where i feel like chums chums like a charm it's me a few of my chums were chumming it up [Applause] i asked him what are we going to play tonight unexpected and he said we should mix something from yesterday old school from old school right yeah elementary old school meaning you know back in the day back in the day yeah yeah let's pick something from back in the day and you know flip it up intertwine it with today's stuff i mean use it so i say why don't we use dirty dancing and then he replies [Applause] that's crazy we can't use dirty dancing i was like but that's the whole point you don't say i about i was like that's the whole point but i might say that you said that's an old boy you don't need like right by the way everybody please stop using the word like [Applause] it's quicker it's like it's not life it is yo what are we gonna do today i don't know what we're gonna do so he was like and i was like and so then we put it on the table and it was like bam i've got a feeling [Applause] is the cleverest and funniest man of the 20th century and i just he's kind of my hero and he wrote a song called the elements because he was a scientist and it's basically it's the name of every element in the periodic table um and that's that's my party please it's quite long so do stop me if you just get bored okay but i will this kept me up last night i was so nervous about doing this um or do i feel bad now okay so there's antimony arsenic aluminum selenium hydrogen and oxygen nitrogen and uranium and nickel neodymium neptunium germanium and americium ruthenium uranium europium zirconium reticulum vanadium anthem and aspirin acetyne and radium and golden prototypium and the neem and gallium and iodine and thorium enthusiam did a little a little there's a tremendous rubidium and born galileo sunderland silicon silver and bismuth let's start next first there's hormone and healing the nephew and erbium phosphorus and francine and fluorine and terbium and manganese and mercury lived in magnesium dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium there's lead procedinium platinum plutonium potassium polonium and tantalum technician titanium delirium and cadmium the calcium there's sulphur californium and fermi and bacillium and also [Applause] [Music] tungsten and sodium she's actually put up with me for seven years now seven years seven years and over the last few months she's been dropping lots of hints um about me asking her something and i thought i would ask her [Applause] no [Applause] oh don't rush this is a bit of a walk to the gallows wasn't it [Applause] seven years i was sort of winding it up okay here we go oh oh oh what's happened what's happened has anything happened since no have you had a row you made up okay okay so now i've brought you this hamster here we go this is i think this is me okay off you go faye i love you you marry me [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 15min 56sec (956 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 16 2020