BEST MOMENTS of Season 21 on The Graham Norton Show

I must admit I didn't think much of Graham Norton first time I laid eyes on him look like a stiff breeze could blow him over that was my first impression of the man I could see why some people took him for annoying he had a walk and a talk that just wasn't normal around here and bored did he drink he drank like a man without a care or worry in the world I hope to finish this talk show one day I hope Michael stops talking for just me I hope people stop asking me to do stupid voiceovers like it's just the greatest I mean there's nothing better then then kissing a man in a movie is if people say that's difficult but they're wrong it depends on the man like look at little and you and me kiss now okay [Music] I hit them because hit them look he needs to be he needs punishment like this you big idiot [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yeah when our day in New York but this woman didn't know who you were yes and it was perfect because you know basically I know what Lando and he gave me some advice before Star Wars 7 came out and his advice was you know try and secure right trying to secure the love of your life before this stuff happens and I did and I've done the whole process you didn't know why I did until we were driving through Times Square she goes what do you do for a living looked up and I said that was me of a favor I blocked out my phone I mean that picture yourself just affected her kind of starts in there was a guy with a huge saber yeah and then they don't know like you know I'm 49 and like I deejay and stuff like that so I was DJing just as Club these girls is about a DJ booth and they were just so young on like how do you that I'm 22 I'm 23 and oh my gosh she's ancient she's 27 I'm like wow the girl asked me how old I was when I told him how old I was you would have thought that I told him I had a terminal disease with you I'm 49 oh my god that you died from forty nights let's pray he has 49 don't take any advice for me the first check I got I ran to the Mercedes dealer I bought a car I didn't have money for registration or insurance the police told the vehicle because I was driving without insurance you don't want any advice for me to move get a jacuzzi I just met all your brothers bring the boys to Cali for kids I could yell that tell me how much they hate me they gave me a daddy I love you the best dad ever Father's Day card which is nice right there in that works that's a beautiful thing but go have some fun that's terrible advice but I hear you and I got really drunk with two friends in a hotel room when the kids were all in bed like really drunk we'd had a bottle of tequila between the three of us and then I heard kids running around it's so bad there's kids running around I'm quite good at pretending to be sober when I'm not so I said I'll I'll go out and I'll deal with this to my to my friend Tony and I went out and there were these kids all in their nighties and pajamas all giggling and I went out what's going on here sorry I said you don't you should be in your beds is absolutely disgraceful and I was doing a beautiful job when Tony came out of my room I don't know why he was just in his boxers you and Liam got chlamydia from a koala bear might confirm that's not true you were thinking of becoming in a state agent okay set your face for this one I really want to see this one okay you had a sexual relationship with Barack Obama wavering a beer evilly not allowed to say you'll see a picture of him sorry Valerio okay so a mere tonight to surprise my beautiful wife Alma Alma yes see she actually in the audience tonight Oh where's Alma are you sure she's gone no your beautiful wife Alma's still here off you go Valerie it was a nice surprise yes of course okay she's pregnant Oh our first baby oh we don't know yet the gender of the baby because I really want wait until the baby's born of course Larry but she really want to know as soon as possible oh yes so the doctor wrote this piece of paper Oh enjoined about the baby oh and I say to her we will open in a special occasion so because she loves you and your show I believe that tonight is the best may I open yes [Applause] Anthony Joshua I do you know I'm still going okay I tell you what was yours eight eight P was three thousand six seven two wasn't what six seven two six three two so if you don't beat back so tightly okay okay here we go this technique adieu the world can you do some rope might rip something flick swan dive okay do you want to know no dangerous I don't even do it in years [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Id: NQFieqHmpQ0

Length: 8min 55sec (535 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 30 2017