Clips You’ve NEVER SEEN Before From The Graham Norton Show | Part Four

i've heard different versions of events whether it was guy richie's idea or there was your idea for sherlock holmes to drag up yeah was that yours i'm afraid it was it was your idea and were you surprised at how you looked i mean you are a beautiful man there's no denying that uh i it's true i would i would [Applause] i would uh i would i would probably kick myself out of bed i look like if my sister was on a round of steroids but i was i was trying to think if i was mary if i was if i was watson's cow what would be the most unsavory disguise to see sherlock show up at their wedding nuptials wearing well that picture of you there's that picture of you thank you now i don't want to cause a rift between the lovely friends but we do have a picture of jude as a woman we were this this is a film we did well not together but you were in as well look at jude look at jude [Applause] now that's a good look maybe i should shave you went i'm not sure how great i feel about that actually you look good i think men dressing as women is just bizarre [Applause] what about being told monkey fish before all the being drunk when they get inside your head you know would they see everything from from your point of view so what we did was we've got a little camera so that we could see what it's like being john malkovich on this very stage now this is it's sort of you know a bit 2008. and a bit 1945. so if you slip that on your ear like that do you mind if i just whole side of the show what it's like arriving okay so you'll be met back there there's russell he's an assistant producer so you go back there and meet him and just keep your thoughts going as you go that kind of internal monologue okay okay so we can watch that online there hi russell [Applause] sorry i don't don't do collections it's just one thing really quick i really have to peep [Music] but what's the name of the tv show [Music] [Applause] [Music] just leave it in the makeup [Applause] thank you what's it like being drunk ladies and gentlemen please welcome john malcolm the thing is early in the week we had an email from a viewer called alice hanson who told us her best friend emily farley she's going speed dating tonight i've never been to a speed dating event so anyway it's at a pub in south london so we thought we'd go in and we'd have a peak okay so we can go over there now i believe okay this apparently although it's called speed dating it takes quite a long time so let's zoom in let's let's zoom in okay to emily to the magic of television right now talk to her hello emily [Applause] hi emily listen your friend alice it's graham norton here by the way i'm not trying to pick you up alice hanson she's a friend of yours isn't she yeah all right she told me you're going to be here so we just gone to to sit in on your speeding can you shove out of the way and i'm going to sit in and i'm just i'm going to just whiz through some of these guys so we'll find something okay okay justin where are you from i'm from hackney hello hi james hello graham how you doing all right what are you doing for a living i'm a veterinary technician oh that's quite good yeah yeah how long have you been single i've been single probably about six months [Applause] hi andy where do you live healing [Music] lovely what would you ask him kim if you were there does he like older women andy do you like older women [Music] all right but let's not go there i'm bearing you in mind but for the moment i'm ready for time i'm only giving myself a minute for this oh but your name's rupers [Applause] can we get andy back yes oh hello emily emily emily emily let's see you do you like andy yes i do yes okay give him a kiss give him a kiss go on go on delighters [Applause] that's [Music] is i need a drink after all that's another thing we loved you as the genie in aladdin oh that was fun so we thought we might have our very own genie on the show tonight so is there anyone in the audience who fancies a go at being a genie oh look at them they do okay try and try you uh what what what's your name ewan sorry what you june his name is joran [Applause] nice to have you here thank you no no worries can i hear you later here you stop frightening i know don't piss off ewing okay so think of a magic word right something you know it's just you magic word and that camera three is going to do a kind of zoom crash on you so so when i say go you and you just do your magic word okay so you and go hi graham wow how grandma i feel like we're in the middle of a telethon right now you and his learned to say hi graham thanks to your dollars please help you'll learn another phrase by the end of the show should we should we try another boy oh actually you're wearing blue already let's try you yeah okay so into that camera your magic world what's your name nick g nick okay a friend of you okay number three and go alakazam wow it was wow too good it was a bit like you're you're very good at that yeah alakazam time to dance now i'm gonna dance with you and and on [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay you go all right see you shortly apparently apparently our genie assistant is nick he is ready so look at this look at this we've got an actual uh lamp now honestly panto season i don't know how we managed to hire this presumably there were children sobbing in southampton going where is the land took my life okay so we rub it like that's disgusting [Music] [Applause] gotta go to the there you go there you go okay okay well done genie now uh do your special work because you've disappeared to do your special magic thing again alakazam very good well done [Applause] i don't know what he's doing here but it works for me very few genies tread water i'm floating treading water with my arms underneath me oh he's taking notes okay genie genie be gone wow i surprised myself so i'm just gonna get my genie to help me okay hang on oh yes because i forgot all about cool creatures [Applause] good nick good oh there he is [Music] okay nick ready i need i need a lovely funky dj console please alakazam look at that ladies and gentlemen good work good work nick okay i tell you what nick you you can come back into the studio come back to the shooter you can help us in this thing okay there you go well done that was so great yeah right i'm not floating anymore thank you okay right here we go here we go it's the robin and graham road show hello sir gloves okay you're over there now well done so there's a mic there now nick i've got some music [ __ ] put a shout out right now nick b now for the blue people [ __ ] going to keep it real get ready for an alakazam now many tingles though so it's the robin graham road show can you do a jingle a live jingle bell welcome to the robin graham radio show very good that's back from a big shout out from nick okay and let's let's start the show somewhere good evening robin good evening graham welcome back once again we got some shout outs i got one going out right now to steven buck he wants to shout out to jess who's a best friend and he says stop texting him he's not interested yay you're listening to the robin and graham roadshow how cause i am no you tit the jingle welcome to the robin and graham radio show where is it where's michelle smith where's michelle smith michelle smith what's a shout out to esther best friend that bloke you pulled don't worry about trying to remember his name you can do so much better yo whoa where's marlin marlon oh there he is says marlon ready we're gonna say we'd like to shout out to his friend gregoire don't worry girls love that you have got a third nipple oh three nipples abc way to go [Applause] you don't have to [Applause] secondly i will get my third nipple out on the condition that robin williams comes and touches it here we go this better be a real nipple all right ready here we go ready ready let's see oh please please let it be a nipple i have a third ball too ready ready here we go okay ow oh did i touch it i did oh brother wow beautiful wow well chicks really did that i like that i like the fact that some girl is going you've got another one play with my third nipple girl you've never had fun till you go third once you've touched the third nipple things get crazy i get two nipples going but when the third goes the third nipple goes and then my fourth penis jumps out ladies and gentlemen please thank my guest tonight the fantastic mr robin [Applause] thank williams [Applause] [Music] you

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Id: nYqmOp5COv8

Length: 16min 37sec (997 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 09 2020