Clips You’ve NEVER SEEN Before From The Graham Norton Show | Part Twelve

uh there's some very impressive uh basketball that work in it now the thing about in school you were not good at basketball no no i didn't play in high school so i learned pretty much for high school musical and also for this movie that was about it do you do all the tricks in this movie because it's quite the good tricks yeah yeah it's it's it's little stuff it's not very practical for in-game use but i can spin the ball on my finger pretty well well you know what's coming er i [Applause] is that just a terrible english basketball it's it's pretty bad okay sorry no it's okay just walk close watch what finger you use because we're on tv bro [Music] my life is over oh yeah because which i wouldn't like to go back to high school would you well i suppose this last week for you yeah it wasn't that long ago yeah i think i think the idea of going back to high school you don't have to hold it it's you know it's kind of comfortable okay uh i think the idea of going back is is pretty intriguing to a lot of people because uh i'm agreeing with you okay good thank you can you not touch me [Applause] the audience isn't normally like this they're very excited they're very excited i love it obviously all this is based on jonathan creek devising tricks and things uh you also have a uh a party trick i believe is it well you've got a party trick it's going too far to call it a party trick would you call it a number i of a dog getting its poor court in a car door see you want to see that don't you yeah hey we've got to see that yeah can you can you do it just sitting there or do you need yeah you can [Applause] that was kind of quite a small dog but i used to do it when i was doing stand up i said like this and people go oh like there isn't a [ __ ] dog [Laughter] and if you're at a party you want to impress people uh what would you do i used to i don't drink beer but i used to be able to chug a can of beer and i haven't done it in 25 years but uh used to be able to all right so uh we just wonder if any in the audience uh has any tricks if anyone said it doesn't need to be magic it could be it could be a a noise or a face or it could be something a clever thing you can do so if you've got something you can do stand up stand up and i'll come and ask you questions uh hello mrs in here now what's your name christina christina yes and what can you do yeah i can see the alphabet backwards that's a bit [ __ ] okay are people interested christina doing okay stay standing then stay standing what can you do now i can levitate a tea towel that sounds good could just be throwing it again please sure you you stay standing stay standing for sure okay sorry um so we've got uh alfred backwards we've got uh trisha with a levitating tea towel what can you do i can catch a two pound coin from my elbow in my hand a two pound coin yeah from my airway that's almost the size of a frisbee what's your name barry barry should we let him do that [Applause] yes i'm such a tea towel i need someone to make me look good yeah come on okay very good that was barry in a two pound coin now a few ladies over here uh what can you do lady uh i can disappear a pen disappear a pen it's it's probably rubbish but i like that you called it disappearing a pain yes i will now disappear this pen what was your name okay so how many people is that now a second oh if this isn't water into wine i'm disappointed [Music] yeah we'll let you what's your name logan logan okay logan zosie crack all right uh all of you people we're gonna see you later so if you go up the stairs go upstairs we will find you and we'll see you later to do your tricks okay yes logan leave your jacket there off you go live from las vegas it's the greatest show on earth for one night only at the world famous norton's palace we present the most spectacular magic axe in the universe featuring christina she's not backwards and coming forward with her alphabet trick d y x w b u t s narc p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b s from chicago the amazing tricia eliminating tea towel you'll be astounded by she can disappear a pen [Music] [Applause] magic with big bad barry and logan with his cracking nose trick [Music] [Applause] door can't move because the hat will fall off be amazed by the great malkovich you'll never believe what he can swallow [Music] [Applause] the origami queen here she is it's a napkin it's still a napkin [Music] napkin oh really there napkin [Music] chicken [Applause] hello sophist to get a dress sophisticated dress geography hey teacher uh maggie you are you're here working at the moment yeah just about to start working oh you haven't started yet well we're rehearsing picking costumes and things like that so i'm right it is about the person who invented the vibrator yes the person who inadvertently invented the vibrator wow that's a story already yeah you sound like you're in great pain in the turn of the last century uh you know they there was this whole thing about hysteria about you know any ailment that a woman had they'd say they were hysterical and one of the ways to make them feel better was to um get them off so they're what do you call it here the show has only just begun so uh you know there'd be these doctor's offices where you could go in and um and and have an orgasm the nhs is very different now isn't it in the film are you playing american or english i'm english english and you've done it before you've been nanny mcfee you did things just yes and do you feel confident with the english accent um i think most american people would kind of secretly like to be able to talk english now and then so i you know i i feel pretty good about it and i i quite like it because have you wandered in your accents into the regions no but i've been hearing you two wandering to the region she hasn't wandered anywhere she's like stuck can i hear well okay so if you said something like um oh that's a beautiful boy oh it's a beautiful voice what's happening is yes [Applause] that's much easier to learn how about you what's yours i'm not from bristol so you'd very shy the bristolian people um um i guess all right my lover yeah um gert lush is another thing if something's really nice this one's amazing you'd say oh that's a great lush sandwich oh it's a gert lush sandwich there you go somebody from the west country once told me that they call it wood lice ground for creatures do we yeah i think they might have been mocking you maybe while you're here are you able to walk around and not be bothered yeah yeah nobody's that interested in me here show her some love if anyone's got some time over the next few days stalk her a little she'd appreciate it because john down there he's written you've written it have you finished the book you've written a book a kind of a relationships guide uh yeah if you intend never to be in a relationship again the relationship died in that sense oh what does that mean do you mean that the relationship you're having will last the rest of your life or you'll never it means you will never be attractive to another human being in that sort of sense yeah so it's a kind of how not to guide it's it's my personal va i have a very cynical view of relationships that uh oh are you did you just go r i don't know a girl would know her are you two together are you in a relationship didn't they argue differently no to the lady the late he went yes and she went yes i mean i would say this to pierce any sympathy you might have for me your relationship will end and the more you love each other now the more devastated you'll be when it ends [Applause] is that have a nice weekend is that the core of the book it comes across that vibe [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Length: 12min 49sec (769 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 21 2021