Clips You've NEVER SEEN Before From The Graham Norton Show | Part One

this is something when we have a you know a big star like you what we'd like to do is if there are fans who've traveled given the opportunity to uh to ask some questions now uh who have i got first i've got i'm looking for victoria campbell there's victoria campbell excuse i okay so you're victoria i am where are you from bristol bristol that's brilliant news isn't it there's robin there he is look he's quite close he's still quite far away back back what would you like to ask him uh robin your friend lance armstrong is back in tour de france yes is that anything you consider yourself doing me riding the toyota friend that's your quest that's a one question i wonder if he's going to enter the tour de france call me psychic host i'm guessing no if they ever have a super heavyweight category yeah that'd be great oh no i've i ride bikes i ride for like the farthest i've ever been is 80 miles and a lot of french writers are going you [ __ ] get out of here don't go where's andrew got andrew hello andrew look at you now where are you from edgeway and er what's your question hi robin i just wanted to ask i'm graham norton i'm here i'm here every week this week's special for him hi robin um in the past you've made a documentary about one of your passions dolphins is this going anywhere and i just wanted to know whether you are planning to make any films about any of your other interests well thank you thank you i am awake he is i am and um they'll be on sale in adult movie stores one of them is called goodwill humping but thank you yeah your other interests thank you have you really made a film about dolphins i did a documentary about dolphins i got to swim with them in the open sea which was pretty great and there was i actually got bitten by a dolphin which is hard to do and the guy accused me of putting my finger in his blowhole i went i know that's not good that's not going up to someone on the street going mind if i put my finger in your head hello nice to meet you i went no i didn't put my finger in this blow hold on where's olga oh she's right here all right august here up he gets olga hello and where are you from olga hello graham hello hello robin london just general london i think olga has a surprise for us [Applause] robin you you and mrs doubtfire were us were a tour de force of cross-dressing thank you for your inspiration to us tran is everywhere thank you thank you robin who is your inspiration in stagecraft well it's been an active studio i would say rupaul to me is god's gift i think if for those of you who don't know who rupaul is imagine kobe bryant with tits but i think um that for me and uh dame edna for oh yeah pure pure comedy yes yes thank you very much now but all girls america that's right if they're in new zealand all i got was a glass of champagne can we say whisked on bbc one i think because you can't say whisked off oh that yeah you can say pissed off though [Applause] yes i know minutes in good night now did you drive yourself here tonight no no no no i've got my driving license no i'm still on driving me would you get in the car with him dude i'm in a black mariah no it depends but now my husband is officially allowed to drive yes i would get in a car with him [Applause] okay fair enough i mean i would go for my test and i would go let's see me and i go now mr osborne come back another day i'm not even getting in the car walking around the test center with a bottle of eye cream [Music] did you learn in a manual or an automatic i can drive anything one of a few tricks is there anything that can go on bbc one not yet you've just had a promotion it's all dvd extras i know you you amaze me you do no you're like a sort of gordon ramsay figure in mind oh thanks [Applause] you are so i don't know if do you feel busy you seem incredibly busy i i pack a lot into the day i suppose that is true yes and you do dramas travel documentaries books time consuming stuff yes people seem surprised by but i think it is only because i'm hungry for it if you are if you're anxious and keen to do things you you do it when people say there aren't enough hours in the day it's never true yeah no you have to know it seems you have one of those brains that just absorbs things quite easily and retains i tell you though uh uh there are all kinds of things that everybody in this room knows that i am completely ignorant of this happened to me on uh by the journalist the other day they said so what's what do you think about katie price i really don't when when he said jordan i did know i did know there was a woman called jordan i heard of her i didn't know i don't know who she is but that's the sort of ignorance that makes you seem even clever but as a callow youth as a callow youth yourself yeah and famously you were quite wild in in school and got expelled of things yes and but you'd expect to be because bill you would have swallowed school i was yes for many years i was a swat you were good at everything yeah i found it quite easy it came quite easily you know there's an affinity for languages and studying and i just didn't really take it seriously and you had quite a kind of juvenile obsession with drugs and things that could get you high yeah well that's right there was always this myth that if you smoked nutmeg you know that you could you could somehow get some sort of trip some hallucinations so i got all the nutmeg out of the spice rack in the kitchen and sort of put it into some cigarette papers i had i just got a rather sweet breath for several days and then the other thing was dried banana skin yeah there was this sort of this oh yeah oh yes this it was a ludicrous there is nothing on this earth like i now called in-betweeners you know that sort of age person when they solemnly go apparently you can lean forward to get apparently and i had this one i heard apparently if you take the wax from a dog's ear and you put it on like an arga lid or an iron and you warm it up and you breathe in the fumes it's like the most amazing high apparently apparently so you do it [Music] here is this true worth maybe more now 270 million dollars i'm trying to you know go up you do it very well that's more money than i make in a year 2017 how did you do that that's sold on water no seriously it's water he's a water millionaire you aren't you yeah yeah how thirsty were those people do you mean you mean you put your own name on water or you invested in uh vitamin water a company you sold the coca-cola did pretty well but you made 100 million i did pretty good that's incredible isn't it and is it true now that you're going to bring out your own range of condoms i was exploring the [Applause] they idea that that was the greatest moment of this show she said look i i was exploring the concept and idea of developing a a new fresher safe sex program you know like pressure called dog to wrap it up is getting a little old and i think it's uneffective so i have an idea for the condoms you know you can get condoms that are this i'll give you this you can get condoms that are ripped for her pleasure yeah so what i do turn them inside out please myself now i have to say doctor who fans yes obviously they they've gotten very torn this week because obviously they love you so they want to watch the show because you're on it but i'm hosting it and they hate me i destroyed the episode of doctor who not my fault uh was it a big cliffhanger it was a big cliffhanger and then just i didn't i didn't see it but just as he was about to was he killing someone are going to be killed so we're holding a gun and giving the monologue to end the episode and then and then a little animated trailer because i do a show that comes on after doctor who little animated trailer of me going came down across the screen with up next over the rainbow [Music] uh uh they've had i think nearly 6 000 complaints now they don't like me yeah but [Music] next week they do exactly when you began you didn't tell your parents you were doing comments no i did not tell my parents i was doing comedy for like a few months and they came in they thought i was selling drugs and they they bust the door open one night we know what you're out there doing no money i'm telling jokes why didn't you just say your soul you've seen a lot of your childhood and everybody hates chris yes in the sitcom because your relationship with your mother i mean she's a force to be reckoned with yes and that the mother's pretty accurate it's not really an exaggeration my mother is a ghetto snob so you can be from the ghetto and still be a snob at the same time so my mother my mother would do things like send me to get ribs right but give me a different bag because he didn't want anybody to see the rib bag coming back we don't want people to know we eat ribs i love you think a lot of parents would you know encourage their their children's kind of high aspirations yes but like you told your mom when i was a kid before i wanted to be a comedian my dream was to be the president of the united states it's the only real job i ever wanted okay only time i wanted an office i wanted to be the president of the united states i told my mother and she's like you better not you'll get shot from then on i never tried to be good in school at all i can't be president what's the point evidently obama's mother did not say that she had a different message age sucks said you've got to face it but is it because america is really so youth obsessed i mean how and in the film you show you know kind of that it is hard for a woman of your age to get the job it's beyond difficult the only jobs really left now for women unless they get friendly with people to do films but the only jobs that are really commercials i just thank god my i made my yearly nut this year on a product called girly which is for dry vagina and it's um well anyone knows the heartbreak dry vagina [Applause] i was perfect for it cattle's follow me home three jewish men are trying to rent my uterus instead of going to miami and this thank god for these commercials there's one called an uh zestra is that come here it's like women's uh viagra has that happened here yet it's women's viagra and uh they have this big discussion with me should they make it in pill form this is honest to god truth was in the newspapers pill form or cream because they didn't know which would do better and they finally decide these idiots will do it in cream because if it's in pill form in a bar a man can drop it in a woman's drink and she won't know it but if you're in a bar and a guy goes so where you from [Applause] so i'm up for that commercial too tom how did you end up in the fresh prince of bel-air uh they asked me to go on there yeah but fair enough before that they were sort of uh talking about me because carlton the character was was a tom jones fan yeah and will used to make fun of that you [Music] know was trying to do my moves and all of a sudden the other and and then at the end there you are [Applause] wow both of you unchanged at the end of the show the last episode of the series and so carlton's looking through will's records and that he has a record of mine there yeah so that was it that was the payoff and it's incredible given you have this phenomenal film career that fresh prince doesn't go away listen that every country in the world that is the thing that i am most known for no matter how big the movies get it's uh the the fresh prince everywhere does that bug you or is it listen man long as they scream and will i'm cool but it's funny because alfonso ribeiro who plays carlton we were when we first started the show we were trying to come up with names for the characters and we're going through and we're talking about and alfonso pulled me aside he said man let me tell you something he said whatever your character's name is people are going to call you that for the rest of your life he said make your character's name will smith you know and he was so right and you know when we go out together people are like well will carlton carlton's better than alfonzo [Music] you

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Length: 17min 19sec (1039 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 24 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/webbsixty6]

Brilliant. Seeing Robin Williams with such a big smile makes me so happy and so sad at the same time. What a legend

[u/davevine]

The Joan Rivers clip. 🤣

[u/SheDroveMeHere1]

Joan Rivers was on a roll!