The Funniest Unexpected Moments On The Graham Norton Show | Part Two

hello sir hello what's your name thomas okay and where are you from i'm from durham durham all right but you live here now yes okay very good off you go with this story thomas uh so i asked a girl out a couple of weeks ago and she said yes uh which was great because she's quite hot and like already [Applause] once and then we rescheduled for tonight and uh she cancelled on me again so she could come i have here pants tonight i thought i'd come down and see if she wanted to rearrange for next week wow what are you going to say thomas you're very keen because she has given you no indication that she is dear well i guess he didn't look the good thing is he didn't make other plans that's good yeah okay so so this is your decision now this is you this is you sending a message to him so jessica are we going to flip thomas or we're going to let thomas walk this is oh okay please kylie please will you lever him off the red chair [Applause] literally dumped [Applause] they never even went on a date and he got dumped oh oh he's going to be having nightmares the rest of his life what is lovely because acting is a kind of transient thing you meet people then you don't but one of the lovely things that came out of these films is uh your friendship with uh ian mckellen now yeah do you know had you but you must have known ian mckellen before the films oh yes since i was uh a teenager he's two years older than me um he said something the other day really along with what he was just said one of the nicest things ever he said yeah patrick stewart and i i i really feel that last i have a brother oh that's adorable he might have said father of course kind of a theory about the way he speaks the way ear mckellen speaks well we did an animated movie together as well as these you did yeah it was called flushed away i really i really love my son often says why was there no sequel to that and i said because i lost a lot of money but it was remember he played the toad ruta rita and i was always like he can get like consonants where there's nothing like he can make a one-syllable word into 20. okay here's a test for you here's a test for you if you shut your eyes yeah cut your eyes okay is this the real voice of you mcallen or is it somebody doing in mcallen okay graham is there room for another mutant on that sofa of yours [Music] hello [Applause] why i'm dressed as i am i i've just come down from scotland and it took longer to get from city airport to us and it took to get from edinburgh so i'm still in the clothes i was wearing up there oh you're very welcome did you recognize this yes i this is magneto's coke is it really yeah they gave it to me it's in red remember look at it now yes no you're not working tonight i refuse i refuse you're very welcome you're very welcome i've got more to tell you about my clothes please please i was at kakadi high school telling them to be nice to each other i go around schools doing that gordon ramsay no brown ray prime minister yes uh he'd been at that school and they gave me their school tie and i said well i'm going on the uh graeme norton show and i'll wear the tie so i had to wear it so they're right that's for cook eddie nice they also gave me these um no these shoelaces but they're rainbow they're rainbows are they footballers and footballers who uh approve of gay people coming out and being honest about themselves uh wear these to show their support so here we are you are a trained sort of ninja yeah uh have i been in a novice all-star martial arts championship yes uh did i get my face punched in yes because we've got is it called the nunchucks nunchucks yeah that's the official asian name yeah so the we've got some content now i ought to say that oh you've got some because in this country nunchucks apparently are illegal unless you have some sort of qualification which rebel has and also these ones aren't these ones these ones aren't the really dangerous ones these are just i don't know where we got them from a toy shop so yeah so don't mess around with your nunchucks okay so you can do a little nunchuck display sure okay just want to go like this during the stunt routine to protect yourselves i would go over here and i would move down a bit all right okay so wait john not me would really help us if we didn't hurt anyone during this okay well people in the front row maybe just protect your money makers okay if you wanted music for this yeah i mean you need music to do numbers [Applause] proper yeah so if you're thinking of mugging me on the street maybe think again but they made a dead daniel yes they did make a dead me i've had dead meats made before but this was the one that got put through the ringer like a lot but paul dano wanted me on his back most of the time he got very strong i better be around and they're dead daniel much excitement because dead daniel's here he's right here here is it's like it's weird because it's like it's like he's it's like he's dead it's like he's dead pop it don't put it next to me no no no you no will he sit up not really so yeah um touch his head touch his hand touch his hand it's so creepy yeah that's that's weird oh come on dude he's he really is sort of falling apart at this point but he's been sent down rivers he got mauled by a bear like this was all things we did to him during filming and it's really good though look at the look at the look at the the eyebrows and stuff yeah i know it's just it's strangely horrible i don't know i don't know what's happening to it at the end of the press tour so if anybody you know wants it [Applause] maybe not actually giving you enthusiasm you [Laughter] based on that reaction there's no telling what type of uh experience dead daniel could have yeah so yeah should i leave him here or should i put him back i'm leaving there for a bit okay cool you tell me when you want him gone i mean it's quite disconcerting because he is sort of staring at me [Applause] wow i'm like only only very slightly paler than him though it's like one shade it's beautiful here i did my fresh prince wrap eight million youtube hits was on that i can see your face you like what has he left well this time i brought my dj jazzy jeff [Applause] everybody here we go [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] and yeah is hey hold up one more little surprise just for you [Music] [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] is i don't think you're finished yet jeff i don't think they're finished ready okay [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] don't [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] wow that thank you so much wow all right how cool is that [Applause] just a little treat for you a little treat for you a treat [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Id: l8ZH3nd6i8k

Length: 13min 46sec (826 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 22 2020