10 Unforgettable Moments from The Graham Norton Show

hello Tiny Tim hello but it looks even worse when I see listen mr. Norton I'm so excited about your Christmas show buying them against each other with a break oh no they want you make the sound effects yourself do you want to do one not at all hey go go go but can you make the noises okay is it true that you did this thing yeah like in rocket they did this in Rocky as well where they had to you would make the sound effect yourselves so they had to go back and like sound was a nightmare because it was a bunch of people going no it was to begin with it was quite difficult not to make the sound yeah and also goes away because it makes that nicer Shh noise when it goes down oh yes have you heard that in Rocky they're partly like the first film particularly it's just loads of sound effects of surface you're still all good [Laughter] little you like little the lights down let's of lifestyle guess you have to you have to start them up okay so off off how do that mine keeps going off when a twirl it my last bit of getting a stick and poking say I don't know what that means Liam Neeson Neeson in a million ways to I the West so did you ever do you're takin your version of the taken phone call for him our version on Family Guy was Kermit the Frog doing doing tape I'm not gonna be able member the speech I don't have any money [Laughter] [Applause] a very specific set of skills nightmare for somebody like you if you don't let the girl go alright we'll track you them alright we'll find you we'll kill you what are you afraid of well I was gonna go with flying but I think I'll go with girls over 12 [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] so I wanna say I like a silly sky like Michael cheat on me when was a beeper you know unless you I went home one weekend and I was in my 30s I was probably 33 years of age I went home to see my mother and then I went back and while I was at home my mother did my washing for me because I was only 33 on the Sunday night I got really drunk and then I went for a curry and then the next day I went into school I'm gonna I went into school and it was a school in Slough and it was quite a rough school but they had a really brilliant hearing-impaired Department so they were hearing impaired kids who you know struggled they were they were really looked after in school anyway I was really hung over I went there and I bet break time I felt really uncomfortable I thought something's not right you know so I went to the toilet and I pulled my trousers down and some of my mother's knickers have got I've got mixed up in the washer and I was wearing my mother's gone now I remember they are you loser this is such a low point you [ __ ] loser and then the Korean foods the Korean the booze kicked in from the night before I I did like a fecal Jackson Pollock that's right Oh God not this oh Jesus so I clean myself up I pulled my mother's pants back back into the classroom and I saw one of the hearing impaired kids play like this that's what I remembered that my I had a microphone directly last time I was here I did my Fresh Prince rap yeah last time I was here I did my Fresh Prince rap 8 million YouTube hits was on that I can see your face you like what has he left well this time I brought my DJ Jazzy Jeff [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh here we go here we go [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I guess no one told you life is gonna be this way [Applause] we've been here since five across there herself you guys have been around they could see who comes best out in the Battle of the action figures because we've got a couple of action figures they're both excellent this one is Liam's right and then we've also got Oh it's very exciting because there's a lighting thing don't we it's very exciting when you see it you'll be impressed okay so this will you're a money box and it can operate it yeah [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] this is Captain jean-luc Picard [Applause] [Laughter] at least do it again okay buddy gets better [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] venereum you have a story is it Edinburgh I'm going to Edinburgh with my show Oh yesterday that's right yeah last time I was in Edinburgh I hope this isn't going to offend anyone it's fine far ahead I'm gonna be offended I mean I may be went yeah um I was walking home late after a show one night and I was walking through the meadows which is a kind of field in the middle of Edinburgh and I heard a rustling above me almost everything is above me and I looked up and I saw a young man masturbating in the tree he climbed up and I said what are you doing [Applause] I felt concerns yes and I said what is your occupation he said I'm a soldier and I said in the tattoo because you know there's an area - yes and he said yes I am and I said come down at once so he sort of slid down the tree and I said you know you can get into trouble for doing what you're doing did you do what you did with the painters with him you heard the pelting hands haven't you yes I helped him out and I must say Massey also grateful [Laughter] Oh oh my god he can just drink the fly oh my sweet God [Applause] your hands okay okay okay connecting galas I gotta tell you junk now it's drunk I've chewed it [ __ ] drink I had any ice in there [Music] oh let's see let's see okay are you ready see you ready [Applause] it's like sexy si fly finish it Jeff I don't think that Betty already [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] three-two-one [Music]

Channel: Les

Views: 2,812,997

Keywords: The Graham Norton Show, The best of Graham Norton, Graham Norton compilations, Celebrities being funny, Funny Celebs, Graham Norton, Will Smith Interview, Seth Macfarlane Voices, Will Smith does his Fresh Prince Rap, Greg Davies Story, Jennifer Aniston Interview

Id: QTaQYB8GTV4

Length: 16min 9sec (969 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 04 2019