Are You Being Served The Apartment 7

NASA is genuine hard-wearing bearethere how much is it again it's a hundred and twenty pounds now I know you may think that's expensive but let me point out one or two details is that hand stitch lapels the last two buttons on the cuffs are fully operational you wouldn't get that on a cheap jacket would you mister no you wouldn't mr. Humphries the buttons were just stitched off okay sir how does the back look oh very snug at the back sir for you got such broad shoulders how about a pine Paisley scarf together around the neck how much is it fourteen pounds let's look oh yes that does set off the neck doesn't it mr. Lucas oh yes it does mr. Humphries and the an stitching and the buttons on the cup thank you it looks rather nice how much is that oh that's our special officer three pounds twenty genuine wouldn't ash I like it ah good morning sir I'm sorry I wasn't here to attend to you myself I've just been to the collector it may I say sir how much that jacket suits you oh it's an exemplary fit congratulations mr. freeze Thank You mr. Gerber the gentleman's also taking the pint ageless cough and the ash walking stick yeah oh I should say the ash walking stick would be more suitable with a tweed jacket now this one for example I do like that you like it little there you are try to answer it please thank you there we are this is a special offer so this is a hundred and forty pounds you can buy the cotton wall - stuffing them on the ground floor responds yes captain pick up there's still no sign of mrs. Slocombe well she said she might be late this morning on account of she shipped in our flat you should have given her the day off like she asked she's gonna be in a right state when she gets here good morning captain Oh oh the removal men have only just left I see you followed the van with your own couple in it I was looking to get a van at all with these Lightning transport strike this is smokin there is a strict rule that staff may not bring pets to the store well you know how clumsy those removal men are I'm not having a mandolin my if you give my advice you'll keep away yourself she's in a very disturbed state I happen to be very good with animals oh yeah it bit me well jazzing got a breakfast yeah I suggest you put your menagerie out of sight and keep it there Oh miss Brahms would you take them into the fitting room Debbie fine little zone your auntie shown us are taking a weight off your mind have completed your removal what do you mean completed it all I don't see the stuff on the van all they've got to do is dump it I'm the one that's got to sort it all out I should have got three days off for this believe me I tried but mr. Rumbold wouldn't hear it ladies intimate apparel I say ladies intimate over all right their knickers are not her cover mrs. Liu commence supervisor may I be of any assistance mr. Armstrong oh it's the van driver I've got what I've got squatters in the new flats you were you well I mean they can't they can't squat on me I mean they've got a squat on people who live in council flats and millionaires yeah well what am I going to do with all my furniture that wasn't a very helpful suggestion no I can't take it back to the old flat the other people have moved in now I know can we leave it on the van hmm he's got another job at lunchtime then we'll just have to give me a minute to think look tell me your telephone number and then I'll ring you back right I've got hit what am I going to do Oh am I going to squat down yes but I've had a word with mr. grace and in view of your predicament he is prepared to help and so I should hope if I've had the day off I could have been in time and stopped this all you had to do was ask I did through Captain peacock you remember I made the suggestion in the washrooms oh yes well I couldn't hear very well through the door anyway you should know by now that I close my ears to suggestions in the washroom however in view of the mix-up young mr. grace has agreed that you may store your effective Department 5b which is on the top floor it's vacant at the moment pending refurbishment oh thank you mr. rumble I'm very grateful well the contractors don't start work for a couple of weeks so that should give you time to get yourself sorted out oh that's very kind of you mr. Rumbold yeah well they were a large organization we top executives do have hearts oh yes I can see that well I must tell the van driver where to deliver that may I use your phone certainly not use the call box by the lift mr. Lucas M a may I have that piece of chicken you've left on your plate for my boss eh sir not with your fingers mr. Lucas she's very particular would your little companion like the head of my Soddy a new thank you she has very few teeth left and her poor gals can't crunch the skirts that's why mr. Goldberg didn't eat it was it gonna take you to get rid of these squashes I don't know but where you going to sleep tonight well I suppose I should just have to go to a hotel Oh unless of course one of my friends offers me accommodation well of course I'd help anybody out if they were stuck I'd like to ask you to my place masseuse local oh thank you captain peacock enjoy yourselves unfortunately my wife is away visiting her sister so we'd be alone in the house and there might be a lot of talk from all accounts that's all I would be we have a spare room Thank You mr. Goldberg but unfortunately last night the cold water tank sprang a leak which brought down a ceiling all over the bed taking with it the wiring which electrified the springs never mentioned and this morning let's slip my memory until this very minute unfortunately we haven't got a spare bed but if you're really desperate mrs. Slocombe you could always come and snuggle up with me I don't think so mr. Lucas if you're worried you couldn't control yourself I could always put a bolster down the middle I don't think my being homeless is a subject for juking I quite agree mrs. Slocombe Oh mr. humphreys I knew that you'd be sympathetic what a pity I thought those three Pakistani nuns stayed not only I forgot the spare ruler under self as well you didn't mention that this morning mr. Humphries I forgot it while you were forgetting your ceiling which leaves you miss Brahms oh I don't think I even mentioned it but my brother's a rugby player you never even mentioned you had a brother anyway his team's got to set off early tomorrow for a big match so they stayed the night at our place be ready for the bus you see they usually go on the train but with all the sudden strikes they didn't want to take the risk so anyway that means we've got big hairy beer drinking men in every room oh well I've got the answer to that why don't you a mrs. Slocombe going out mr. humphreys bed and eating of yours just picture it brought down by a flying tackle as I take my teddy to the bathroom excuse me missus trove of your goods and chattels has just arrived he's on the way up and the goods left the air men have been working right through to lunchtime so if you could see them right with money oh yes I'd better go and supervise the terrible thing to happen at a time alive I don't think you showed up very well as friends I rather feel that mine was the only genuine excuse what are you talking about me really I've got 15 rugby players stay in the night the man was nearly true I mean they will be nuns by the time we get to the fence a dress party are you going as well I'm not sure I discussed it with them I might go as the Pope but I won't know for certain till I get to the end of our road and see whether there's black or white smoke coming out mature thank you madam if you want to change the Karma just bring it back with the receipt so remember this is snookums you've been about two hours it really isn't good enough will they have to sort me things out you found anywhere to stay yet no but I've had a marvelous idea there's plenty of room I'm going to stay in me flat she got a flat oh yes I have there's lots of room on that floor so instead of piling me things up I've set them all out just like they were at home does everything up there water gas plugs it self-contained when you're gonna stay here in the storm why not what you think they'll let you I'm going to ask mr. grace personally all you've got to do is flutter your eyelashes and cross your legs and his lack for tea well his age is like putty all the time still you're gonna try flutter on your eyelashes you best wrap these clear Parcher extra-long deal oops what you want someone to say mr. grace you can't disturb him now I'm exhausted just trying to get into sleep but it's very important well on your own head be it but waking gently I'm sorry to have to wake you but I hope it's important I was in the middle of a very nice dream you look pretty good in a girl guy beautiful oh thank you mr. grace and mrs. Slocombe would like a word with you now Oh Billy girl tell you I'll give it a few moments oh and mr. grace will see you now mrs. Slocombe oh it's very good of you to see me mr. grits when you're so busy it's not at all this dad well what can I do for you guys that's in new mr. Griese you don't understand it's not that what I came for good because I wasn't going to give you about no I want permission to sleep on your premises you're very determined about this rise aren't you very well you couldn't bring one small bag and yet nighty and you have to go very early in the morning before the servants come no mr. Griese you didn't understand there you are a little sweetheart indeed nice to be back in your usual corner Oh it's lovely to be at home again well I wired you DUP to the juice and I'll connect to the guest oh so you can boil a kettle oh thank you mr. Harmon will I seem to have everything except a front door oh hang about Zbornak hello kiss and without wall unit will ya have it over here left over from grace problems ID alone dislike to me can you manage or shall I fix up tear bolt and give you an you can manage can you good stuff now I'm not somewhere to put me do a match there's someone to put a cat as well how many points for milk to work in the morning what the dog deliver up here and do they I'll fetch it up from the canteen for you Oh mr. Harmon that is good of you oh we often will add you see you out yes I forgot to plug in the phone can you do oh yeah yeah I can give you a outside line or an internalized heat so very nice place you got in there no one is ever so easy to run laughs you must be worth a bit being detached whoever can that be I didn't give anybody my number which is tokens residents oh man the butler er yeah yes mr. Rumbold for you hello mrs. Slocombe I am quite aware that young mr. grace gave you a tea break so that you could arrange your domestic affairs but I have called staff meeting here in my office if you could be here I'd appreciate it certainly mr. Rumbold better hurry it sounds like rats ha are we all assembled except mrs. Slocombe who has been absent for most of the day telltale tit Polly to keep you waiting was it necessary the way your hat and coat to come down from the first floor it's very chilly in the goods lift I hope this isn't going to take long I've left my front door on the latch I'm sorry to have to tell you but the train drivers are going out on strike and the bus drivers are probably going out in sympathy well it's nice to know they've got sympathy for someone be that as it meant young mr. grace has agreed to close the store early to enabling all to get home before everything shuts down that's very generous of him sir may we thank him personally I'm afraid he went home half an hour ago your taxi is here mr. Rumbold oh thank you very much well good luck everybody mr. Rambo are you going my way I'm sure you'd be the first @l if he was we got to go upstairs to my flat put the kettle on and have a nice cup of team's run to the fire in that isn't it lucky that none of my friends had the problem of giving me accommodation these years fancies are past infancy these my heart at least who is it it's me mr. Humphrey but I'm in my nightie I can see that oh just a minute then I'm sorry to be so loved can I give me a hand you can be Russian coach at there oh thank you very much would you like to come into the parlor uh I say well now what brings you to these parts well I got on the bus and we'd only gone about 200 yards and the conductor became very sympathetic and said to us get er choked up well I'll just pop in and see mrs. Slocombe before I start my long long 15 mile lonely walk her well I suppose you could always use nice fare route mum the other hand of course there might be told I don't think so not in my case go on then put your feet up I'll make you a nice cup of tea do you know that's just what I could do with it quite different aren't you menu at home too when you're in the store behind your counter you look so Stern here at home you're all feminine well I use less makeup at home I don't mind I'd like to see your kitchen oh well come on then Oh such a lovely view yes I love the continent very compact isn't it well there's all in me since mr. Slocum was taken home was it very son oh there was no warning at all the fraud squad came at eight o'clock well well the kettle's boiling I'll just show you to your room you man leading the way I forgot my the door is this way that's the guest toilet only it's not connected up very cool yes I am a Brush salesman staying here he used to spend hours in there planning his campaigns it's got a history then well this is your little room it has a heart queen-size bed hmm better than no clean at all and do you sleep as nature intended mrs. Slocombe I've never done anything as nature intended no I mean you sleep in the altogether why'd you ask I've got some pajamas here oh you've entertained a gentleman visitor before but these belong to the Brush salesman and I can see that by the bristles that's the jacket hmm he was a very big man Oh top yes did you have a right look down below here's your teas made and there's a little telly in this cupboard well just switch your blanket on there it'll take the chill off for you mrs. Slocombe you certainly know how to look after a person well it's nice to have somebody to care for one you seem to enjoy it I bet your mother does too she says each time I left home well just for tonight you are mm-hmm yes um the way the bushes are going it might be a wee Oh a whole week together come to think of it it might not be a bad thing you know I was clearing out our attic at home the other day and I found this old calendar called the week of love it said Monday for meeting Tuesday for talking Wednesday for wishing Thursday for touching Friday for some reason had been torn out mr. Humphries I want you to put yourself completely in my hands mrs. Slocombe if you're thinking what I think you're thinking it's not going to be easy for just just pretend you're you're on a camping holiday with a friend that wasn't the best suggestion you could win here we are oh this is nice what a lovely bedspread those bristles get everywhere now just try that bed is ever so comfy yeah got a lot of life in it does it love to live in Bay as well my mother don't worry whoever it is I'll get rid of him oh it's all right I haven't read this one always ain't joking Vito but I'm in my night retire you'll have to wait a minute until a finally dressing gown is it a check one yes hang here on the hatch - hey I'm sorry to disturb you but the strike has hit the underground and all the buses have stopped aren't you afraid they might be talk as long as that's all there is Oh coming wipe your feet I thought rather than howl the streets looking for a hotel ID I borrow your sofa at oh you've picked me to the post you're going to have the spare room it's down there very hospitable to sizzler oh he looks rather cozy I thought you were going to give me the spare room you've forgotten mr. Humphries your accommodation has been taken care of Captain peacock Maxine not when the lights are out this will do nicely I've had a sandwich so you needn't bother about supper I wasn't going to well if it's all the same to you order I'll turn in oh well hurry up then the sooner the better sleep well come in who is it it's me Lucas running out come on in then hi Mia where are you oh yeah I'm coming up I mean my life is like I can't work a lot come in YP fee I know you can't get your home and you want to spend the night well fate does seem to have thrown us together mrs. Slocombe no no it hasn't you can sleep in the spare room with Captain peacock that's alright I'll sleep on the sofa second thoughts I'll sleep with Captain Pete listen I haven't eaten all day I suppose a bacon and egg is out of the question how did your guess who might have been I'll just lie down and ever quiet Rumble Sandra's Lucas thank him for this as soon as they drop off you can creep into my room coming NATO we couldn't get home we wondered if you could give a shelter for tonight coming a YBF fate I don't know where you're going to sleep I mean captain peak on a mr. Lucas are in the spare room and mr. Humphries is on the sofa I'll go with peacock Lucas you're sleeping on the floor it's marvelous isn't it I'll sleep in the bath after 25 years of marriage one gets the neck now see if we put these two chairs together mr. Lucas can sleep across team no we can't I mean if he does that you'll see that you're not on the phone but I am the shelf yes but you won't be when everybody's gone don't asleep we might arouse somebody's suspicion at this rate we'll be look if we rounds anything Oh Oh can this be with any lucky to be the Brush salesman don't tell me you can't get home and you've come to spend the night I don't want to put you out well I'm afraid I'm going to have to put you out because I'm not on the rest in here and there's no more room I don't mind sharing your bed well it doesn't have to be convenient oh it wasn't inconvenient when you've got stuck at my place not to share my will I'm not going out on them streets again I've had four proposals between here and the bus stop and they wasn't marriage go on and get in I got to share with miss Browns OC are you disappointed or relieved I'm neither one way or the other I'm afraid that's the way you're still going to be in the morning oh well good night chicken I hope you don't snore did you purchase mr. Humphries leave my hello you

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Views: 1,544,509

Rating: 4.7394342 out of 5

Keywords: Are, You, Being, Served, The, Apartment, 3360p, 264, AAC

Id: lErnt7f9n9o

Length: 29min 42sec (1782 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012