Are You Being Served The Junior 7

by [Music] Oh come back and see yes who I hope is doing the right thing well you could have stayed another five years that will only increase his pension by a pound a week which at the present going rate would only aboard in three loaves of bread I think he was fat enough already oh look is left his farewell key oh look he's left his teeth marks in it Marvis 60 years painful service and the only sign that is past this where is teeth marks in a bun when you go mister up fries what you think your leave behind I haven't really thought I expect my aftershave linger on my build head for a couple of sale nothing Oh a depressing conversation yes I agree and it isn't like that it isn't just teeth marks and a cake think of all the happy memories are left behind yes let's let's each think of a happy memory well what sort of a memory well anything that he did or said that it was unforgettable the old assistant we've just given this farewell party 400 we he never said anything unforgettable boy must have done well if you did I'm damned if I can remember if I remember something good you see when you try it all comes flooding back what was it used a shovel ease custard up like a bucket dredger well that's all full yeah she thinks gonna get the job well names have been mentioned on the sixth floor stills oh I'm not at liberty to tell you mean you don't know as senior management of course I know well if you don't tell us who it is will never know whether you knew or not we'll wait very well but you must treat this as strictly confidential they're going to advertise for a new man but that's the limit I've been here 16 years man and boy nice you think they'd have the courtesy to pay me the compliment of considering the yes instead of casting you aside live like a wrinkled old tomato farm going mouldy at the back of the fridge mr. Lucas there must be something else that's cast aside it's more attractive than they phrase the poster advertising is the junior hey can't do that on the junior mr. Grayson his wisdom is decree that you will be taking over from mr. Humphreys mister I'm freezing where's mr. Humphreys going mr. Humphreys is to be the new senior yeah yeah you're joking I'm not crush your heart and hope to doubt oh oh it started me leg oh oh oh this hasn't happened to me since I was a prefect in me bribery is there anything we can do to stop it it's alright to turn to hiccups in a minute my teacher Miss Hess well she used to get one of the boys to creep up behind me and give me a surprise did it work no but he still writes to me are they feeling better now I get that much much better yes you know it always happens just before a storm my brain picks up the electrical vibrations and sends a message dad my bunions and they start throbbing it's a lovely day the storm was last night yeah buddy it takes long time to it to get a message to any part of that message got through quickly enough didn't have to fartin care no rambold here sir I'm afraid I must have a decision you were going to make up your mind as to whether mr. Humphries was taking over a senior salesman now that the question is is he or isn't he the people have been asking me that for years I think we should put it on probation I didn't know the case it come up I'm stuck here chatting with you I've got I'm in hot water with a man yes but what do you think sir more water yes thank you sir hey odd up figure finite all right now yes would you leave now mr. hung I have a meeting to discuss a confidential matter oh I see just cuz I'm a humble member of the peckin of maintenance department I'm not supposed to know what I like a kilo he's talking about well you could put it outside zones people who knock usually are Canada seen as this is a confidential meeting I to wipe from my mind effect I have seen you and so now I have some news for you regarding the vacancy on the men's counter I have been officially authorized to offer the post to mr. Humphries may I be the first to congratulate you mr. Humphries yes congratulations are deed against not off on a man of your age gets this position how does it feel he says he's gonna get honey please go and phone his mother why'd you say then I don't know I said is there any more money you will receive grade h4b with increment and london waiting how much is that oh that is between mr. humphreys and the management but I do have the figure written down here this rule of course be the gap in the men on the counter and they have the numerous discussions at boardroom level as to who should take over mr. humphreys position it was suggested that we should ask mr. humphreys if mr. Lucas is capable the question is is he ready for it aren't ready for it we weren't asking you mr. Luthi perhaps it had to be more to the point if you ask me what I think I don't think he's ready for it captain peacock a senior assistant I think it's up to me to decide whether he's ready for it I am trying to agree with mr. offerings and I don't want the fact that I mr. Humphreys best friend to influence in one way or the other you're not and it won't really is he ready for it let me put it this way he's as ready as I'll ever be how you've been even giving you four chance miss Lucas you have the post and here is your increase pound is not to be sneezed at may I ask who will be taking mr. Lucas's place ah we shall advertise in the press saying that we need a worthy replacement for mr. Lucas well in that case may I suggested advertisement in the agony column of the Beano on behalf of the ladies Department may I congratulate you on your promotion mr. Humphries you were always a cut above the rest I'm glad you've got on well thank you mrs. Slocombe you'll forgive me if I don't make a speech it's been a very emotional morning it's not over yet mr. office you have to take your place at the counter in the senior position mm-hmm here we go okay like a bride walking down the aisle oh look all the floors worn away where the seniors of stood and attend the ceremony mr. Allen Oh your honor yeah your fitters Pinkerton I'm not shocked for me to measure fittings and across your tape I'm not in the pocket Stanford the senior assistant is allowed to wear it around his neck makes gun again mr. Lucas you two have a new position to take up of course that's the easiest quid you've ever we expect to have some candidates for the new post by Thursday mr. Rumbold is most anxious that the new mans would fit into the team so he liked us all to stay behind after closing time that evening to interview the applicants it's now time for the assistant salesman tea break where are you going to sample my tea break Captain peacock you're not the assistants down please you're the senior when's the seniors tea break an hour ago you misty not all roses at the top now candidates are all in my office so at mr. Harmon if you'll introduce them for us we can begin very good sir Warrick is going to give me a hand you stand by Manik and standing by calling mr. Webster calling mr. Webster mr. Rodney wefts are 26 years Newtonian Tom's covering haberdashery stationery and notions ten years with Huntington fabrics two years it gaved use in garden sheds recently working at a bower well prep job Duty Broadway temporarily unemployed its Webster how old are you oh how old are you forty-eight and why did you leave your position at the pet shop I was savaged by a hamster you do look rather delicate mr. Webster you think you're up to an eight-hour day you can't sit down you know oh this is the first time I've sat down since I was savaged by that hamster how's your product knowledge what's that well can you tell me how the following differ one from another nylon all on ban lon and tae Gong I haven't got the job have I well do have one or two more people to see well how shall we leave it then we'll we'll let you know oh god bless you sir thank you very much I live in a packing case in Covent Garden you can't miss it it's got bananas written over oh yes and it's you already run with a chimney that could be any one of us after all those years at Darien Tom's to be reduced to that Oh go after him mr. Harmon and see if it like a cup of tea in the canteen he's been issued three o'clock II that for shipment spies 15 cups of tea and a half of crumbled any did a solid dance of spoon to collected six quid so next please good calling Mr Beauchamp calling mr. Bulger rich mojo and be employed by the following folks pronounce Medici oh yes and I'll give you a resume of my career myself if you don't have well now I've worked in simply qoodles of shots mostly Continental including fashioned essence of working and then there was that mezzo shock of sin Romans 4:5 gusty year and then boutique Bon Marche at governor eaters parang regard but I think I reached my peep in Harrods in man's undies know what this the lights the music the security cameras the tycoon's with air cigars the bargaining Arabs jostling with each other joyfully oh what a cosmopolitan colorful world but I'm no good either well you won't find anything like that and grace brothers thank you we'll let you know I see thank you very much why'd you get rid of him so quickly we don't want people like that now we have the next one please there isn't the next that was it but the war doesn't candidates in my office yeah well unfortunately one of them went through your drawers and found your payslip and I reckon if that's how much you got they'd be on starvation levels Oh once we saw was too old for a junior yes we didn't put junior in the ad versus when you see the word junior would have cost another four pounds and ya know mr. grace has to draw the line somewhere how long we can walk alone there go me I'm not too late to buy which depends what you come for well uh I've come to fulfil the vacancy here in reply to the agretti iseman tick oh I see you've got plenty of applicants here already bet you're hot we are the staff what a mistake to make before I've even started shall I go no no no no please take a seat thank you that is our senior sales lady mrs. Slocombe Oh charming it's an honor to meet you miss Brown's her junior her assistant delightful mr. Lucas senior assistant is a smart young man and mr. Humphreys head of the men's department so high up so young so far so good finally our floor woman don't tell me I know that face I'm going back 35 years I'm a Catterick I walk into a Nissen Hut and there you are spending on your bed in your shirttails with your hat on uncle it I've got it Coco pick up [Applause] won't you wasn't it I wasn't Catholic in my early days yes and I I was a corporal for a few weeks 15 weeks when we went to Egypt together you were still a cold fro we both got a cushy job in the cook house is it coming back now I think it's going further away you remember me Harry Goldberg I have no recollection of ever seeing you in my life before oh I'm sorry hey the memory does play funny tricks yes it was a long time ago I've obviously made a mistake this gentleman is Captain peacock who actually fought hand-to-hand with Ronald's army oh we always wondered what he did in his spare time captain peacock is it yeah no this one could never have become a captain couldn't have been you sir I'm sorry well now we've got that sorted out can we get off no I've got to get home if my isn't attended to by a time I will be stroking it for the rest of the evening and I come at an awkward moment no indeed not you you're the last candidate Oh perhaps we could hear your qualifications well I've had a lot of experience in the retail and clothing trade I'm a qualified cattle fitter and I had my own establishment for some years oh why did you give it up perhaps the wheels fell off is better oh great sense of humor or should I be lucky enough to get the job I shall enjoy working here so you had your own place would we know it well I doubt it was over a fish and chip shop in Berman C mind you everyone knew my since by the aroma of fish and chips no bother cut yes but if it was so successful where did you give it up the fad called fire it was a conflagration taking the whole of my stock with it I was ruined oh when did this happen yesterday I'm afraid we admitted to put in our advertisement that the post our offer was that of a junior junior senior I mean he is such a beautiful surroundings here and to work among such nice people would be a privilege and that is the saturate a day a week are you working for an award for fighting inflation on top of that you do get Commission and of course and it is regular and there are holidays and a pension I'll take it but should I be lucky enough to secure the opponent well if you leave your address we'll let you know oh yeah I have my card oh here we are fortunately the letterbox is still standing good evening everybody thank you you're nice and sorry I mistook you for someone I spent four years with sleeping in the same tent eating the same food doing the same jenker 'he's strange the tricks the mind can play because I think he's totally unsuitable what's the best we've seen so far I preferred mr. beat you you didn't did you Miss run free I most certainly did not mr. newm but of course it's just a personal dislike I'm mr. Humphries but then let's have a show of hands those in favor of mr. Beecham against I'm afraid the nose had it Hey I must say my heart went out to that charming old gentleman who came in first well the one who's tossing down in a packing case in guard I have never thought that a man's back ride should be held against he was willing he had a nice smile he was courteous and he wasn't in the army that has nothing to do with it oh well in that case let's pick the last one and go home all those in favor carried unanimously except for corporal peacock [Music] morning captain peacock I know nothing that's good about Monday morning yeah I've heard you got a new jr. is he tall dark and someone sexy whoop no he's shortish stoutish and greyish just my type I don't know think of anything smart I'd even you morning ladies good morning captain peacock morning copra Ms Brown let's nip this in the bud right now that man was mistaken my title is Captain peacock and as jr. you will continue to address me as such now sign the book and get your counter yes captain you were quite right to admonish her she gets far too familiar strictly between you and me were you in the army with mr. Goldberg it was 35 years ago mrs. livin can you remember who you worked with at Lyon's when you were a nippy promised you never mentioned that to a living soup anyway it was only four weeks and I was very hard up and it was a corner house what's the new pink is to slow cooker oh good morning mr. Lucas ah good morning call back at big off again see that your new responsibilities as encourage you to come in on time yes well with the extra pound a week I'm getting how can I afford to come on the bus instead of each a key [Music] Myron is taking it seriously it's got your senior system Sundberg that must have set him back a bit you look very smart mr. Evan Fritts Thank You mrs. Slocombe matter of fact my mother burst into tears on the doorstep this morning Oh acts like that was because she was so proud of you oh yeah coupled with the fact that I spent the milk money on a new act my first day it's very exciting for me where should I put my coat the juniors peg it's through that passage hey I'll take it for you mr. Goldberg call me Harry no call him mr. Goldberg the grace brothers we are only on first-name terms outside working yarns and then only after a long association yeah that's quite correct that's class star that's how a beautiful store like this it gets its reputation where do I stand you don't you sign the book first you'll find a tape at a bill pad in your drawer you were not however where the tape around your neck only mr. Humphries is allowed that privilege so how prison mr. Lucas will explain your duties to you now I have to go and see mr. Rumble ah that's the opening bell oh thank heavens I thought it was the fat Kota light again public will be coming in he's a right tartar isn't it mind you so was the man who he isn't what authority does to people yes but it's not going to do it to me and there to stay the same kind understanding I've never seen anything so disgraceful as that love draw mister get it tightened up at once no we're just choking up my mum's figures you should have done that last week the battery on my calculator went mr. the schanke's mr. Lucas click would you allow me Oh would you not thank you very much there we are yeah yeah hey with this away we do your money hey there we are you see simple now hey if you were all tied your drawers if you show me my dude that's just one thing as far as the Commission is concerned that's calculated on our individual sales at the end of the week so therefore when the customers come in I get first crack mr. Lucas goes second and you go third suppose they ask for me personally that won't arise until you've built up a tree on tail but wouldn't you rather split the Commission three ways at the end of the week No thank you no this is the way we've always done it and this is the way we're going to carry on right mr. Luke entirely mr. Lumm free so big coming out of the world beautiful merchandise saris cars materially prices and all right there did you send up for cash had five percent here none of that no this is strictly on the level no no discount yeah heard about the fire hey hey I thought the fire wasn't until next week I brought it forward oh I love this Mike Unicode yes 500 pound hey have you got six of these silk shirts in my size that makes a 650 that's a classy suit just well I'm looking for that's 800 pounds ready I'd like a crocodile briefcase matching shoes in black I'm got your funeral hey that's 1200 think of the Commission this commission can we be of any assistance dark wrapping these things up before the Hackney mob get him now you need some companies to go with those church service put two Catholics with and some socks you need some socks to go with that day suit it's a really unusual color socks mr. Lucas how many helmet - how many does a person well figures have been very good rumbled they have indeed sir best week of the year courses is partly due to the presence of our new counter hand what about giving him a nice rise say seven in six a week we have to do rather more than that so in fact he wants more money than our senior salesman otherwise we're going to lose him well pay him if I do that sir captain peacock has threatened to lead a walkout well sort it out rumbled enter may we see you for a moment mr. Revell certainly what's the trouble we just want to make it absolutely clear that we have no intention of walking out with Captain peacock and I am unanimous in that we like mr. Goldberg yeah he's taking her to the pictures tonight but if I pay him the money he's asking I'll have to make him senior salesman when I don't mind that at his age he ought to be senior salesman besides I don't think I'm temperamentally suited for it you know I hadn't slept for a week getting silver threads amongst the goat we don't mind going back to our old wages coz he's sharing his Commission with us but I can't promote mr. Goldberg without the consent of Captain peacock well mr. Goldberg says he might be able to arrange that ah I understand you won't be with us next week mr. Goldberg very regrettable yes well I would like to estate but I gather there was some very strong opposition from senior executive indeed what a pity yeah so I thought well I'd like to leave a little memento of me to the staff and I was looking in an old scrapbook and would you believe it I found I found this photo of me with that coprolite so foolishly thought was you yeah yeah it's very interesting in fact if you looked at it through this magnifying glass you'll see that on corporal peacocks right arm there's a mother and it says a tattoo and it says death before dishonor tattoo marks are very difficult to get rid of Captain peacock virtually impossible yes so I thought the staff would like to have this photo if I go should I stay I would like you to have it captain peacock may we have a word with you it's about mr. good burn oh yes well I just be having a little tête-à-tête with him and I think it would be to the advantage of us all if he were to stay with us Oh splendid how can I ever thank you [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you

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Length: 30min 33sec (1833 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 15 2012