Are You Being Served Big Brother 2

say on Adam plenty of give in the leg and completely draft proof no I don't think I fancy them very few people do but they're very practical in this chilly weather of course it's for madam to decide it's either cold and interesting Oh warm and see if in these have you anything else I'm afraid not madam you've seen everything we've got that's right isn't it miss Roth yes why doesn't Majan come back tomorrow and look at them again yes yes I think I'll do that you don't want to rush into these things can't imagine anyone wanting to rush into these thank you goodbye a goodbye madam thank you so much fossil bag asleep I can't understand my people wants by old-fashioned underwear like this I mean that's not gonna turn our old man on easy crap she wants to turn him off to Lucas yes captain peacock am I correct in saying that had grace brothers we do not close until 5:30 quite correct my watch which is never wrong says 1728 well then you ought to make watches in those days oh don't be facetious Lucas when he's actually 5:30 by the department o'clock sir and that's the one I set my boy you see hmm mr. Humphries every other time it depends what you had in mind captain well I make it 25 pass something another I must get a new tail for my Mickey Mouse as it appears to be in a discrepancy in your timepieces perhaps it'll be as well to take an example from your department head mr. Granger good night captain peak must be slow it's unusual for me yes why are these not being put away uh well I was waiting until 5:30 sir by your watch that is you see when the great how to get away captain pick up could we all stay behind for a moment please mr. grand anse mr. greener what's those lifts doors open you'll never see him again allow me mr. Granger you've left your wallet on the counter where the character I hope this isn't going to take long mr. Rumbold it's my lord Brett Knight and if I'm not there at half past six all the apparatus is otherwise engaged won't take a minute mrs. Legum you won't be needing me at zoom I ever do on tonight oh please bear with me captain because this won't take a moment it's already taking the moment if we're all here mr. Rumbold has a very brief announcement to make and I'm sorry to say that shoplifting is on the increase this year alone stock worth millions of pounds has been pilfered from stores all over the country and we at grace brothers are not immune indeed not only this morning mrs. Slocombe informed me that she'd had a skirt lifted and people have all the luck and I seem to remember that Miss Brahms lost something last week it wasn't me you know only only the other day a customer reached across the counter and put his hands in my fair isle drawers I think he was going to pay yes look I've got a man to handle that sort of thing now may I introduce mr. Cleg late of the CID who's going to take over security and try out some new anti pilfering devices mr. Cleg evening all now I won't give you all a moment no not another moment what I'm instigating is as follows we shall maintain a constant surveillance in the most anonymous manner possible I did buy the latest electronic device in a shape of a hidden camera or cameras is that clear yes most good night everybody Granger we haven't finished Oh get on with it this department has been chosen as a guinea pig and if this method proves successful and the whole store will be similarly equipped an excellent idea so that's all not so fast mr. Pocock isn't it captain peacock yes sir now before you all go oh there's a charge is that part of the new procedure will be a series of random baggage checks will you won't need the men we need everyone sir all personnel oh very well let's get on with it all I've got in here is my laundry and if I do go soon I shall get a dryer now if you don't mind mrs. a madam I just like to check the veracity of that statement what really oh you try to turn on miss rocks certainly nothing new here thank you ma'am oh we're fancy having a group about in my underwear take your hair thickness yes and it's painful would you mind opening it for me please use my work in bra you mean the other one doesn't work satisfied Kalyn for the moment yes you can go miss Brahms look my two assistants and I have nothing to declare and we can go of course thank you give me sir Oh such suspicious-looking bulge I baked a part in your pocket sir may I see it please shouldn't you have a search fun prize never bothered you before us no it's my orange sure Watson obviously I always eat one on the train it's the only way you can get to see to yourself I see sir all right off you go - now mr. peacock captain I'm not a sales assistant I am the floor Walker what exactly does that mean sir well he's not limited like I seek and if about Nick things from a the department you see don't mind sir a suitcase up on the counter I do this under protest excuse me you mind this is private he's got the cut-up body of his landlady in there me sir please hello Oh it's raffles I could explain well that's what they all say first though this may sound rather a cliche but I'm on my way to regimental fancy dress ball given by the Queen's own wish I'd been invited this is all from a theatrical costume here nothing at all drew grace brother I see I suppose that does have a slight ring of truth about it thank you but I think we've all learned the most valuable lesson from this one simply can't be too careful yeah I'm just run rifle miss matrix Rosa is that your scarf it's because it is I always read I catch cold if I don't strain sir still with its price tag left on it so it has I I must have picked it up by accident now how could that have happened Oh indeed actually better come along and explain it to me in your office yes like I say it's always the one you least suspect morning miss Trumbo call me on a desk there are kids here you got Nick last night pinching the skull misunderstanding oh yes what are you doing touching all this well just making sure it's properly connected I was here all night opening with a midden cameras you know you know that you were conversing with electronic equipment all right am i I'm spiking the team nice bit of overtime necklace how does this worth it well I've had it all explained to it it's it's just like a normal television set lord is what well one switches on here and then by pressing these different knobs you can keep an eye open for shoplifters but uh the store's elitsa they see what's going on we just miss em going over and with i'ma speak to peacock about this she enough given him a mouthful poppy there's no sound weather is somewhere oh thank you your captain cut off what cut off his hands he's like an octopus they're all over the place oh I knew and so cool let's check the men's counter okay let's check the men scanner sounds gone up a spell don't understand it it's all full sir anything the matter mr. Granger I have a spree jam for breakfast didn't have got under my plate Kevin take it out I don't think we want to see that oh not a horror movie gibble check it what with all such snow isn't a seat this is serious this is very serious indeed it's awfully giving it up that'll do mr. mash alright mr. Rambo yeah I hope you haven't got one of these down in my cellar cuz we still ain't got a door on the Kazi yes mr. Rambo mr. Lucas what's up what up you wanted in the office before that someone has seen you smoking and as your senior here and I should have told you to put it out quite right Humphries good man you never know when old jug is his snooping around wish me luck what'll I do with this allow me waste not want not I've been dying for a puff all day are you free mr. Feeny a raincoat and some underwear Rick Amanda's head to stablish get me hey will you sir if you deal with the raincoat mr. Humphries and I only go to the unwell yes Ben I think I can show you something nice and warm to reduce a go with the ADA letting now you you've been spying on us not spying mr. Lucas I'm just testing out the anti pilfering equipment and happened to observe you smoking which is against the rules well I consider that an invasion of my privacy nevertheless you shouldn't have been smoking no well it's my nerves you see sir nerves yes you see my mother's away for the night and it's the first time I've been left alone before since I was that guy you're not nervous of being alone I yes that's why I've asked Miss Brahms over and how she agreed oh yes she's coming over to cook my supper for her I think that's most public-spirited off yes then she's agreed to spend the night in the spare room but why does that make you nervous well that's where I sleep me mother might come back won't you do outside here is no concern of mine I just don't want to see you smoking on the floor oh don't worry you won't see me again sir which part of the floor can't you see from up here well with these hidden cameras I can cover most of the men's and the essential areas of the negative customer winky just checking to stop mrs. Lucas yes I see what you mean that's typically feminine isn't it trying to pull the wool over my eyes that would be all mr. Lucas hidden cameras huge are mr. Humphries just remember what Mr Clegg said and you can tell they're working when the little light goes on apparently mr. Lucas saw miss Browns merely you know I wondered about them we shall have to keep on our toes Chompy I wonder if mrs. Slocum's aware of this by the way we have a Harley the usual place cameras look they're up there oh we're on oh well she was over there this is my best side good morning hey good morning sir can I help you all right at the back was wrong you keep asking me that I tell you is wonderful slap being on candid camera isn't it what I don't think it's right then being able to hear what we say as well oh I don't let it affect me good morning model can I be of our systems they're certainly modern and a wood modern man standing a little too moderns right Oh any particular color mr. mash yes catchy you're not supposed to be on the floor after 9:30 yeah well I was talking me face suit on your season we all look good for the telly enjoy yeah where's the camera Dean be off with you mr. mash I have to tell you again I like that it was very good be off with you yep wanna do it once more in case you missed it sort of an action replay you know certainly captain peacock now look what mr. mash has done mrs. Lapham's come back at last making it negative for visits to the powder room yes sir crane does he take a pie now a pork pie pork pie it's amazing what you can see with this thing mmm about the only thing you hadn't spotted so far is a shoplifter but don't you buddy if there is one Ozzy was bought him you mean to say that you haven't told her that you sleep in the spare room well not yet no I was sort of saving it up she might be too don't look now Rach do look now there's a very suspicious character in the 42 lumps where over there which one hey hon drop any it's a it's a shoplifter hmm mr. Granger must be alerted yes sir well I'm sure that you will be happy with the two six shots before pairs of socks and the cash now sweater and I must say that I'm delighted that you are so pleased with the efficiency of the store would you mind coming down the other side mr. Granger something very suspicious in the trousers did I hear you were right mr. Harvey over here mr. Granger mr. Granger that fella over there the mustache I think he's a petty pilfering sure he's gonna Nick something you mean the man with the teeth spot on first time where is Captain peacock in the ladies hair we are mrs. Letham thank you so much captain peacock wasn't i lucky being able to sell two pairs of tights and green shantung dress from a line that's been discontinued not to mention the bras and a box of handkerchiefs yes indeed and my opinion which the customer asks for without doubt clinched the sale good day mrs. Logan I'm sorry to trouble you Captain peacock but I think we have a pretty pill fry in my department he's got a cap mustache in a suitcase where over there 44 long ooh well would likes me in on a dark night I don't know are you were you gonna tackle in Captain peacock hmm Bella we can't do anything unless we're sure he's taking something well he's taking something no no he's got a jacket out please he's just looking at it he's hoping his case he's putting it in he's shutting it it's an open-and-shut case captain Peary hello right men are you behind me right behind you captain peacock do a little way back notice I can see it now despite fatal gunshot wound fearless floorwalker saves 40 to long as you make the front page of the tailor and cutter we'd go on tackle him cause I think we must be sure he's not going to put to put it back oh you're as weak as water because what hey you just come on oh it's just don't eat it I did advise caution the reason mr. Cleg took the jacket was to test the efficiency of the cameras and the alertness of the stop now owing to your over enthusiasm there may be legal proceedings when he comes out of hospital a hand on the arm would have been enough I did all I could to restrain him serve it mr. Granger it's so sure yeah so I saw but what worries me more than anything is a general laxity of the department and some lives here this is Slocum seven visits to the powder room it's been very chilly mr. Granger 11:45 one sandwich eaten in the fitting room 12:30 a pork pie behind the sock counter mr. Humphries a long personal telephone call with customers waiting to a sick friend at the stage door the Sadler's Wells Bally sick has to do it four minutes late back from lunch I went to lunch four minutes late you disappeared from that screen at precisely 1:00 p.m. ah yes that's when I begged down to tie up my shoelace but after I popped up again I served another customer you probably didn't notice you will probably have another look at miss Braun's adjusting her cotton wool expect nothing nothing fast boy or ism nice what were you doing dear surprising well it was private I mean I must agree with mr. Rumble that there has been far too much laxity of lace well I'm glad you agree captain peacock you were observed to Pat miss Brahms is nether regions shortly after the story yes I went to complain about that you may be lucky tomorrow nevertheless I I do feel that this is an invasion of my privacy that's exactly what I thought at the time it all smacks very much of George Orwell you tried to say someone else did it I'm trying to say sir that the use of cameras has an adverse effect on the running of the departments one tends to become camera conscious well you just gonna have to get used to it because I shall be watching you are you sure we're safe here no of your voice are you sure we're famous listen those cameras have got to go right now I've had a word with the ladies and they've agreed to help what are we going to do what you know how much of a hypochondriac no Rumbold is well what I thought was wrong I won the world with you about mr. Rumbold yes did you notice how he looked when it was telling us all oh yes coz I've seen that look before my uncle a dick just before he went very drawn under the eyes yes I wonder if anyone else now she's dead oh I don't suppose so I mean you only see it if you look really closely I mean it would take a doctor to really tell I wonder what mr. Lucas mr. Humphreys are looking so worried about poor old mr. Rumble he won't seem the same without him he's not that bad as all that is he although I have seen that look before you don't think he knows and he's just bravely hiding it from us no not him it come out make an announcement he'd come out and say I've been called I'd be called his head to that great boardroom in the sky carry on to the end yes of course that's a sort of man he was but I think still is but how long ah well only a doctor can tell get me dr. Wainwright urgent yes it may well be Gladstone bag that'll be him gentlemen outfitting come on now I a doctor I called to see mr. Rumbold allow me to direct you sir this way morning 42 Glendale check who thatch trilby in a black Gladstone we've got all that in stock listen you give miss Brahms the wink as soon as the doctor comes out Roger well I can't find anything wrong you're as fit as amount of only 50 but I am only 50 well there's nothing I can do for you except suggest you give up smoking but I don't perhaps I should take a holiday lucky to be able to get away today oh well good go back I'd prefer a check now if you don't mind safe sending the account Oh Captain peacock I wonder if you'd run an eye over my chips I keep talking the math wrong and your maths is better than my circle doctor I could ever watch with your mimic place what is it what's my leg I think I've got a varicose vein coming on it could you ever look at it for me no very well oh not here come with me to the ladies Department I've showed a quick way round could I have a word with your doctor we're on now doctor about mr. Rumbold I mean you know the truth oh yes yes well we suspected something like that it was very wise of you not to tell him I mean a sudden shock hmm could have gone like an autumn leave check now if you don't mind safes ending the account now sir to your last question he has been under a sudden strain recently these TV cameras he's had fitted to stop pilfering he can't take his eyes off the screen frankly missing something no don't ask him to have them removed Murphy's Law he want to go in the saddle making sure the grace brothers rent smooth to the end although he could last until a hundred if he is arrested get me security quickly no wonder he said I'd be lucky if I got a holiday if you follow me doctor I'll show you a quick way out well done dr. Finley thought he wouldn't miss a thing really I wonder where the doctor is nice probably still looking at miss Brahms leg no doubt yes I should be given a second opinion on that myself later on you're all the same mister doctor he's going into Dunbar's office let's turn it when it was a nice try you better start looking for your cards if it was your face he saw not my if I go you go and and do it immediately yes I'm afraid I have some very serious news for you yes yes I know but don't tell man I'm trying not to put any sort of strain on my said I just all that all this equipment removed oh really yes that's the same it's my job as a doctor to tell you Miss Brahms has measles measles is that all that's all I have to tell you yeah yes but I understand if I take it easy I could be here for years listen if the one night me mother's away and she has to go and get measles my luck I haven't got it the way things are going you're not gonna get you haven't handled her recently heavier oh just give him a peck on the neck that's all when I set the planner the fly how many you you don't think of I was going to ask you out for a drink but I'm sitting Thor's you

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Keywords: Are, You, Being, Served, Big, Brother

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Length: 28min 40sec (1720 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 12 2012