Are You Being Served The Agent 7 7 Season Final

morning with run water your coffee why isn't the coffee in the cup the canteen are supplying instant in the packet I'll show ya hey now that is the magic powder are you ready to drink it now if I will be in the fullness of time I'm sorry - that's not good enough you have to be ready to drink it at once why is that what is instant coffee so cold because there is only one instance when he tastes like coffee and go Oh dick you what go clean you up sir oh we're so lovely so going that's it that's it cool run out see see right now today is Friday which is payday so can I have the money to take down the staff ah nah there's been a change in the payout arrangements the money will be brought down by the accounts Clark in a security dispenser what don't I know son I've been doling out the wages in a wire basket for years yes what mr. Harbin times are changing and the insurance company insists that we use a more modern method this work may not been made redundant indeed not you will accompany the Clark as security escort if I don't take the money I mean I'm being downgraded I still have to report this to my accredited shop steward what happened to be me well pity about that there was to have been a bonus of two pounds that went with the job I'm sorry sir I can't stay I'm gonna go down to the castle thank you for your custom method so anyway me and mrs. actually didn't fancy going abroad this year I mean Spain's getting so common anybody can go now so anyway we booked into this holiday camp when you bothered by them young men campus no not at all and it was so hot that we sat in our night dresses with the door wide open the newbie bothered isn't quite sounds a bit foreign to me oh no not at all there was something going on all the time oh and laughs on Wednesday night they had this sort of variety concert and there was this man that hypnotized people was he any good well he got me up on the stage and apparently had me doing all sorts of silly things look that was taken of me blimey you're standing on your age I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen that picture luckiest seams were strange and that's one of me when he had me doing the cam cam and that's just after at the first aid post oh and all the way through the show when every snap his fingers all the audience blew a raspberry are you being Sampson that's the gentleman I want to see is her up please yes excuse me mr. Lumm please this gentleman like to speak to you he asked you personally what can I do for you sir good to show you something it's gonna suck yes I put my glasses on are you ready actually what exactly am I supposed to be looking at this sweater loom when I bought it he came down to there no look when it's gone - are you washing yourself yes this mad vet I did and you assured me it was drip dry are you the drip that dried it mr. Lucas did you wash it in lukewarm water sir yes did you use a mild detergent yes did you use soft water yes did you hang it out to dry yes ha ha ha you've obviously not read the label this garment is made of pure giraffe wool what difference does that make it's exactly the same principle as the cow isn't it mr. Lucas how identical mr. Ambrose employee I mean when it's going to rain cows lie down somewhat it's just the same with the giraffe I mean if they stood up and got the skins wet it would all hang over in phones when they galloped off they'd should move what I suggest you do is wash it again light on a towel to dry in some sunlight not before 2 o'clock in the afternoon preferably with a cool westerly breeze balloons you have any trouble don't hesitate to bring it back good morning rolling what a Salesman you are mr. humphreys a silver tongue a golden smile a warm heart you should have a great career with the right person behind you man changing place easily Heaphy gather round everybody come I'll go that way as you may have heard this is the newer Security wage dispenser would you were perhaps like to explain mr. Patel certainly captain peacock now you all have identity photographs on your records these photographs have been copied and are inside here this machine will scan you compare you with the identity photograph and if you are in fact who you claim to be your salary will be newly deposited in the pear tree what are we coming to my basket lucky always Stan did Miss Brahms oh lucky always take time because of the alarming increase in daylight properly well our wages are daylight robbery there will do mr. Lucas and now who is to go first I will go first Thank You Captain peacock Captain peacock is going first mr. Hartman are you ready can you pick up ready ready mr. photo absolutely ready oh I'm pressing the buttons cut at ease to be quite steep be comparing is now going on you are perhaps wondering why the machine has not made out I was wondering why the machine is not paid out plus it's been stolen by a darling I will now look at the identity photograph to see if there is a reason there we have it you see in the photograph you are wearing fancy dress I am NOT in fancy dress but that photograph was taken for the grace brothers operatic society's much acclaimed production of the Pirates of Penzance I played the part of Frederick well that's all right if you just wear a black patch and something red on your head you will get immediately your salary it may surprise you to know that I do not have my pirate costume with me you can use this for an eyepatch yes shove that in your mince pie and put these on your head as a red and itchy music that every time I get my celery I'm going to parade with a brassiere in my eye and a pair of knickers on my head you've got another thing coming look do you want your money or not out there mr. gobo it's a little business I run on the side I can't live on the money they pay you here so I run a little agency shot of an agency that's the first part employment agency I find their positions for high-class salesmen like yourself seems to pay off very well I'd do it pretty cheap though only chart only Charles the first week's wages yeah 130 pounds from the new head of stationery and greetings cards at Lian Willits and this honey young man like yourself what do you knock up here yeah Beckett ah but what do you earn what a Liberty do you know what I could get you at Harrods tell me for just for selling things people who haven't got what you've gotta get in it why aren't you getting it because I haven't got what you've got really like to us but what is it I've got that nobody else's you've got charm vitality and personality and experience and youth oh yes oh yes I got that well some of it I listen don't misunderstand me I'm not just talking for business I'm not that sort of person at all caution er would you like me to make some inquiries on your behalf well as my old choirmaster used to say there's no harm in asking of course not when did your choir master say that shortly after he told me that had got charm vitality personality experienced in you well I'm sure you won't mind if we make our association as it were on an official basis anytime you like well if you don't mind would you sign there Thanks and there here here here and that initial lab yeah and lastly just there finally that's it that's it now that covers everything don't I get a copy no you sign there you agreed not to have a copy of the agreement but if you've any queries just ask mr. Dubourg could I have a private word with you about that matter that we was discussing you may speak freely in front of mr. Humphries I've just undertaken his representation anything happening well I'll tell you we got feelers out at Dorothy Perkins the head of ladies foundations and also a very good response for the position of head fitter and at co they made lawnmowers are they in underwear as well no they make lawn mowers that the man is very good oh I don't think I could do a mechanical job one has one standards you know it's 200 pounds a week motor mowers are push a lot mr. gopher oh thank you Miss blah yeah is there any news I've sent out all your photos with a description of your experience to date the only reply so far is the firm offer in bits three hundred pounds a week I turned it down oh well the bet was in Cairo and you was on sale a return is mr. Goldberg looking out for your interests mr. Lucas oh yeah I'm having your job when you've gone I should have thought a young man like you would have set your sights on something huh oh I have when I tell him who's Nicky and all the staff from grace brothers I like mr. Goldberg's job as well Oh coffee mr. Goldberg oh right up to the chip thanks to you I start as the head toddler at the gay who saw a pancake house on Monday you'll never tell me that was girly oh and there's a phone call for you oh thank you yeah man just bring it to you sir thank you thanks the personnel department of Lally and Willits ah thank you Dad thank you for getting me this job yeah you know this little beer hello.mat fitties employment agency here mr. Goldberg speaking oh hello Syd now we got anything about mrs. Slocombe oh you like the sound of mrs. Slocombe so far good I like the sound of mrs. Slocombe it's a sight the missus local deserve wrong now I tell you I can't say she's a very beautiful lady her age 30 ish look it's a senior position mr. Slocum they want someone older than that well tell a lie and say 40-ish well oh yeah what's how many's 50 ish well go on now's your chance to tell the truth look I wouldn't lie to you SID she'd pass for 50 what's a what like a big in fact a very big indeed miss scoobert what are you talking about a personality mrs. Slocombe she will not take less than 125 sorry so the balls in your court oh Sid I've just taken on a new client and mr. Humphries yeah I'm very excited about him oh Sid he's right up your street hmm he has charm vitality personality experience is God and youth is he what I don't know I mean I don't think so Sid I mean Nisa mr. Humphries you're not a militant trade unionist I'm with suede shoes I'd be laughed off the platform no that's alright well if any comes up there be no thank you so I've sown the seed all we have to do now is wait hello it's time we were getting back that's a nice watch mr. Gilbert yeah 18-karat it was given to me by very satisfied client who is got an inscription on it thanks for everything I couldn't have done it without you love Maggie is mr. grace yeah I haven't got the glasses Oh Oh Sherlock I'd you're and then yes you you're very good at that action hey we are now G ah hey you don't have to spend it you spectacle arrives at the optician this dress I thought you might like to see it fair okay here we are yes grated food and these are your new reading glasses there here's the mirror we got having in their bike or anything oh I don't like those they make me look like an old fool don't they make you look like Elton John first no comfort great I want to see how much you can read hey the rest in Polish Sydney penico do concentrate mr. gray now what does it say on the bottom wash my hair should we come back later sir can we can we have a word to privately sir no I've had to look at that well it's like this sir during the past week captain peacock has become aware that a certain member of staff has been making certain phone calls through a certain store about certain other members of staff there's a result which we are fairly certain that certain members of the staff may soon be leaving us mr. Gray's mr. grace he's gone to sleep I'm not surprised mr. grace mr. grace no what do we do now when he drops off like that he's gone for an hour I'll do it for you said Oh drat my suspenders gone again what was that we yet we fear that mr. Humphries has been suborned by mr. Goldberg well he's been asking for it what do you want us to do about it well you deal with it by boat the the ball seems to have lodged itself firmly in your court mr. humble yes bit of a face out isn't it it's one of the penalties of being an executive sir yeah what would you do in my position well I'd consider it from mr. Grace's standpoint he has three courses open to him sack them wait for him to resign or pay them more money oh I wouldn't do that and there is a fun alternative you haven't thought our peacock music if I hope my horses and do nothing it may all blow over I may say so sir it takes an executive of your caliber to think of a solution like that Oh excellent thank you very much thank you it's fixed what happened ah ladies were good I speak to mrs. Slocombe please who's calling Mac Witte agency here oh yeah your agents on the blower thank you Miss Brahms mrs. Luka it's fixed it's fixed me new job what is it would you come to my office immediately please of course miss goober now do you mind telling me what's going on because I can't stand secrets can i mr. Lucas no you can't mr. humphreys that's why you didn't become a freemason isn't it one of the reason I'll put you both in the picture you're both going to Lally in Willets oh and you mr. Alfred are to be the new manager of the unisex clothing department well that you confused you miss around freezing and you mrs. Slocombe after pictures of the shampoo palette I'll be in seventh heaven it could be the highlight of your career mrs. Slocombe head muggy washer and your salary will be no not about nine a month no a week and we better resign the better the day the better the D no no no hold it hold it you're forgetting the severance pay if you resign now it'd be trivial no you got to make them sack you then we can take them to the industrial tribunal for wrongful dismissal then we make a settlement wait Clause 10 mrs. Slocombe it's brown you please return to your counter can't you see that mrs. Maxwell is there and she's the wife of one of our directors so she is well I promised you she will get the service she deserves you want the sack all you got to do is be rude to Captain peacock watch it good idea mr. Humphreys tidy that counter it's just one thing I want you to know Captain peacock and what is that mr. Everett I'm just going to charity my account here we go well you're requiring assistance madam oh yes I just brought that skirt back when you get it in daylight the color is absolutely foul it's far too expensive and it rides up when I sit down well the color goes with your blotchy complexion and it's too expensive because you're a mean old bag and it rides up when you sit down because you've got a great big need to say mrs. Slocombe that you don't deny any of these words not one syllable she said it all and that's the truth thank you Miss Brahms extraordinary oh we will now pass on to mr. Humphreys calling to Captain peacock you serve the the Honorable Lavinia Effingham folks with two small F who's also one of our most important customers that's right mr. Rambo yes I will ask captain peacock to repeat the remarks he overheard you make to her unapproachable customer mr. Humphries was had to say hello dolly baby you've got the best pair of boobs I've seen leadership manuals window cleaner did you say those words I did mr. Rambo I heard him everything captain peacock says is true and he winked as well I do like that mr. hopper is I'm surprised you even saw such a film I was under therapy at the time he then said how about meeting me in the park behind the bandstand and we'll pitch a little whoo pinch a little whoo but what film did that come from gold diggers of 1938 this is the most extraordinary set of circumstances are you going to sack us in your case mrs. Slocombe I have a letter here from mrs. Maxwell who as you probably know is a leading member of Morning Glory a religious sect that requires of its followers absolute honesty you apparently are the first truly honest person she's ever met as a result of which she sent you these two tickets for their next meeting what to send me I mean you can't have people walking about saying the things I said what do you mean I've been doing it for yours will be rather difficult mr. Humphreys in view this note from the lady in question tell Humphreys 5:30 behind the bandstand and I'll take all the wooing and well I'm sorry Syd if grace brothers here got wind of your offer with the result they gave new contract for mrs. Slocombe and mr. Humphreys yeah well I got a bit of a rocket from the management here for being behind it all but I had a chat with them and made them see sense oh by the way have you got anything for an ex-army captain and a chief executive with big ears well let me know yeah thank you well did you sign the contract not only that we've got our new wage beckons 50% rise good I'll have those what do you mean well that was the arrangement according to the contract the first week wait is I get there you are some page four oh there it is PJ it says in the contract I'll deal with that what are you what are you doing you can't do that sellers look at that that's typical isn't it yes you try and do a good deal for him a nice swindle you don't they mr. gopher hey to mr. Luke shall we go to have a drink to celebrate before we go home I'd love to mrs. Slocombe but I've got to rush off I've got an appointment at half past five behind the bandstand mrs. Slocombe I don't pitch my will in public you

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Length: 29min 7sec (1747 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012