Are You Being Served Mrs Slocombe, Senior Person 7

nice this huh and I do hope the Hat gives every Saturday I'm sure it anyway I said to mr. Rumbold I said I don't want to be stood stuck here I want to be considered for advancement so I put me down you may be told you to up it know it put me down on the list so if anything comes up in the executive line I'm in line for it if you get promotions that mean I'll get your job well normally they'd give my job to somebody of my age what's the matter you look very depressed I was just thinking I might not live that long are you being so sir which is a silly question because I can see that you're not and like a raincoat B yes Rinku real mister look a rainbow Braille coming up is love give it in or plastic so plastic piece yes now let me see you look like a 44 long to me what colors preferably Blair yes you can't go wrong with black one black plastic Mac okay would you like to slip this off thank you video he's a very useful they roll up very small and you can carry them in your little transparent pixel you have a Miller is the color suitable yes the colors perfect and it is a little noisy though isn't it you know we've never had that complaint before we had mr. Humphries see I don't want to draw attention to myself hmm what if you did it a bit quicker no no no the speed is rather critical yeah yeah Nadine will be quieter Oh one silent gabardine coming you're probably asking yourself now why does this gentleman have such a specific requirement for a black plastic Mac this is a matter of fact I was asking myself that and I told myself it was none of my business you see I work for a big magazine as a photographer you know the kind of thing leaping out on well-known personalities catching them in an off guard moment is it where look let me show you this now there's a remote control button goes from here through the pocket of the coat and all I have to do is to give it the right exposure now watch would you mind doing that again my friends call me candid camera if you wear this and call your gabardine angers that's so much better yes helpers can you spare a moment certainly Kevin Vito what exactly is going on this gentleman is practicing his exposure I know it takes all sorts to make a world but may I suggest that you and your friend can find such activities to your leisure are the ambulance had just arrived mr. Rauh board and the stretcher will be out in a couple of seconds what do you think it is I think it's food poisoning as soon as I notice RIS old on the executive dining room menu I thought to myself oh we didn't make that out Wendy shepherd's fire code it wasn't all that cop when it was Lancashire hotpot on Tuesday they were fish whistles ah whatever Mandy's could I think I've got glance coming up behind my ear that's a good job you mention it coz we might never have spotted it [ __ ] going on ambulance men have got into mr. Rumbold office Oh whatever's happening mr. Harmon mr. Rumbold been taking queer Oh anything I can do have you any idea what caused it Bristol's I asked you a perfect listable questions Oh Oh my egg oh what a shame is just a tissue shoulder nail I think he's going into a coma Robbie don't share the treacle pudding as well we think it's food poisoning poor mr. Rumbold not very good does he I had an alkali Christos wax knee went stiff all over was that food poisoning now rigor mortis yes yo you have the department how sorry we all are and wish you a speedy recovery sir if you don't come back we'll treat you like Nelson on the spot in the canteen where you fell we'll have a brass whistle tossed a bubble sir have you set the machinery in motion for a replacement and that'll be up to young mr. grace or perhaps you'll put in a good word for me sir oh so I would be most happy to step into your shoes if you wish I think the most suitable person to take over in my absence would be whoopee whoopee he was trying to form a name beginning with an S what are you talking about that was his breath escaping you know eh ha ha I'm fresh it's me he's shaking his head it's not you no no it's trying to say loosenoose die come on love this is mrs. Slocombe loosening your tie now can you try and point to the one you want to take over from you watch my legs it's made know he's passed out it's a sedative I've given him come along bring him along we will take him down by the Turkish lift good idea give him a short service on the way out thank you doctor for letting me know it was food poisoning oh he shouldn't have ate that Risso fancy anyone ordering wrestles in our canteen man's a fool to himself it does put a lot of strain on you sir I mean he was open to go away for the bank on a day and will you be able drive it off now sir what'd you say will you be able to have it off now it's a bit soon after lunch letters excuse me mr. grace of other members of the ladies and gentlemen department is here to law school you require to take over mr. Ombuds office oh very well mr. grace will see you now any news about dear colleagues and oh if it's right as rain in a couple of weeks I have you any idea who's going to take over mr. grace bearing in mind that I have applied for promotion on a number of occasions and bearing in mind that I have a lifetime's experience yes well it's a very important post could never any man as old as you with all due deference there is a precedent for someone of great age holding a position of authority in the store namely yourself as a great difference between you and me in what way I am the place you did well you're looking for someone with Drive tact ingenuity class and charisma I know the very person but he's too modest to mention his name so I'll just point ladies ought to be given a chance it's when you wait till after the bell and you get yours I've already made some notes it seemed petty peacock TV if that's too valuable on the floor no big P I practically irreplaceable past it question mark against Oh mr. Bob freeze that's the story of Milan miss Brahms I seem to remember we've got her down as it possible no that's on the other list sir oh yeah mrs. Slocombe but worth trying in a new position I do get it out throw myself into it body and soul unless you're gonna invest in a reinforced chair mr. grace I just certain for the sole I state here and now that I would not submit to any arrangement whereby mrs. Slocombe was over me oh she won't be over you I forgot you never got it she has isil resign he's got it yes I was saying I shall resign myself to my fate but I trust that I shall still be in in jurisdiction on the floor yeah he or she stop promotion does that mean I've got a job I would like to point out here and now the Miss Brahms does not have the experience for such a responsible job and I say that as head of department without any jurisdiction on the floor I suggest that you advertise the vacancy for my post yes and get on to your friend of the tailor and cut her mr. Humphreys an inserted advertisement a wanted crabby old bag to be exact age indeterminate thank you so much for being so helpful and so quick oh thank you much I'm do call again I will thank you thank you Miss third sale this morning miss Brahms well I got the scope now Evan I mean I never got looking when she was here your extra supervisors Phil's are most becoming oh thank you captain peacock oh I say YUM she's a bit late isn't she well executive staff or so-called executive staff are not expected to be in before 9:30 it is now precisely 9:30 these executive briefcases are FA brought your sandwiches with the other Captain peacock reprimand your junior would you mr. Lucas that was very naughty she's Newcomb for you on to wish you luck the first day your new job nobody deserves it better Oh blue to match my eyes well they were blue to match your varicose veins now think young any little problem don't hesitate to ask me mr. humphreys if you quite finished crawling would you get on with your duties captain peacock a member of the staff is having a conflation your executive candy don't interrupt you're forgetting mrs. Slocombe that I am in charge on this floor and that particular member of the staff is under my jurisdiction well mr. Griese will have to give a ruling on that point Oh in the meantime if you have anything further to say mr. humphreys say it and get back your duties just wanted to say how lady like mrs. Slocombe looks and how how nice and restrained she is considering you're being so aggravating when the candidates for my vacant post arrived show them into my office would your personnel have already informed me that they can't find anyone even remotely interested in taking your position at the ridiculously low wage you're receiving well they'll just have to pay more then because Miss Brahms certainly isn't experienced enough to be on her own Oh cheek you know I've done twice as much business as air of a morning and I even had my coffee yet your talents have been noted and approved as well you know that was the most terrible exhibition of sucking up to teacher I've seen since I was a kid at kindergarten I always believed in having friends in high places is that why you went on that climbing holiday with that steeple jack wasn't a steeple Jacky was a lumberjack when they went pot holy hell he saved my life when I damaged my equipment on a Stalag night they're the ones who go up well this one day Oh my own office I shall stamp my personality on it should you require an emergency cover that an electric kettle in the bottom left-hand drawer what are you doing mr. Harlan I'm removing mr. Rumbold executive soap face Randall and towel which is mandatory for the executive carzy you of course will be supplying your own we like it a key oh yeah you get to keep the executive cardi from mr. Bancroft theater bookings then you also be requiring mr. Rumbold supplementary supply of Miranda's oh yes they'll come in nice for afternoon tea I wonder I just brought my little camera and would you mind taking a picture of me at my executive desk yes certainly yeah this is random right oh I could get you I could get the executive desk but not both good could you sit down hang on of it this is going to be a very very historical picture I'll get you the moment you sit right right into it I'm sure you will be a big noise in Greece brothers signed mr. Lucas oh well one little practical joke I can overlook but I shall have to tell him that he's a naughty boy right with a news blog I'm with silly girl you're with on you know I've always been without and a glass about what a few mr. Gilbert thank you thank you oh damn I forgot my indigestion tablets well never mind just drink the up water I'm a loser gale warnings over-the-counter it's not the same without mrs. Slocombe no it is ute it's much more pleasant I've got news for you mr. Gilbert she's managed to persuade mr. grace to cuff up for a two-piece made-to-measure an executive suit and you've got to take some petrol to her office at 3 o'clock well I'm not going I'll send my junior son mr. grieves perhaps we can continue our discussion on the effects of television on the retail trade tomorrow I wasn't told about that rubbish I just said I fancied that bird you did the Turkish Delight answer today everybody hug miss Brahms getting out oh very well indeed sir we don't notice mrs. Lowe comes absence at all a factor the figures are up I'm sure that's only temporary anyway I think I'll join my staff for coffee I'll see you later mr. grace good well you hold on very well miss rottens you're sitting in my seat no I'm not this used to be your seat before you was elevated now I've got your job I'm sitting here you're getting a bit above yourself miss Brahms and what are you doing with those frills those are supervisors frills and you're not entitled until you're established and you're only temporary and if you don't move over I'll make you take them up you hold your ground and you shut your gob mrs. Slocombe I would deem it an honor if you'd have my seat oh thank you mr. Everett I can see you're going to go a long way on his hands and knees would you pass the sugar well what will we all discuss it the fact that it is one minute to to time we were all back in the department tonight nice film this is so sound great hello operator and have there been any calls for me what not at all oh I see well if there are any call for me make sure you put them straight through I must remember to bring a little cake for tomorrow hmm oh nasty ello office equipment this is mrs. Slocombe head of gents and ladies apparel could you send me out some green blotting paper please I'm in this pink muck so , you have to supply the pink until it runs out when will that be 1992 thank you very much hello cosmetics miss come Lizzy please oh and now add in a love its mrs. Slocombe I don't know if you've heard but I've just been made a head of men's and ladies apparel and I was wondering could you possibly send up some samples of cosmetics and toiletries suitable for the executive washroom oh no that I couldn't possibly come down there I'm rushed off my feet with this new department well thank you I'm much obliged hello miss bronze tan this is better here dear and sorry I was a bit short with you at the dinner table but I've been rushed off my feet oh why don't you find me for well I missed our little morning chat and I was wondering if you'd like to pop in for a cup of tea you'll never guess what happened to me and mrs. axle B last night we went to this roller disco I haven't got time now I've got a three thousand pound fur coat customer but I've saved you a Marone and I've got a crocodile handbag waiting I see have you taken those frills off your blouse yet no well speak to it just a moment enter yes you have my authority to proceed with that order but that won't delivery in three days or you can forget it I'm sorry that's my last word she's a Tartar and she especially when there's nobody on the other end of the phone she still got nothing on us well if John Lewis can make you a better officer I suggest you get on with it but do come running back to me Oh have you come about the suit yes mrs. Slocombe I brought the swatches now may I suggest a nice 16-ounce wood stood in a charcoal gray it's very executive yeah go very nicely with a bowler hat and roll down brother we're here to take the measurements mr. Lucas there's no need for comment oh yes I like that and stripes are there is slimming aren't they well let's put it this way I've you ever seen a fat zebra shall we just write this one up for the staff this one's double bosom now what do you think of the effect she looks like Rocky Marciano give you having trousers or a skirt or black stockings and thigh length boots we're going to ignore you mr. Lucas you know it's a pity you're gonna ignore me because I can tell you a very good reason wise trousers would suit mrs. Slocombe well why is that they lied your legs one more remark from you when you're out shall we settle for this then but in the latest style yes that'll do very nice measurements mr. Lucas measurements coming up a strawberries Rita I am breathed out why didn't you bring the 60-inch tape because I stopped her he goes up a 40 to have to improvise yeah 42 and a pencil waist 42 in a rubber hips the way our 42 and the week ending October the 5th I've brought your samples oh yes and the would you excuse me I have to choose my cosmetics and toilet is for the executive powder room oh well we'll be off oh not you mr. Prince I'd value your opinion don't tell Captain peacock I'll be out in a minute certainly I'll tell Captain peacock you're helping mrs. Slocombe choose our new kit for the BOP sorry about that mrs. Newcomb juniors have no finish oh yes is as common as map right oh look at all those soaps mm-hmm gonna smell that one oh yeah that's a very strong scent I sell that to mr. Davies head of garden furniture no Missy the one that's always moving his gnomes about that's the one hmm my mother can do with a gnome this has a nice marble finish so suitable for the environment yes we must consider the environment what's the deck oh well sort of red plush and our pick well they started this end at 50 tenths and they go up at this end to 6 pounds I love this one 1 carbolic 50 pence now we come to the hand towels and flannels this is your luxury first quality Turkish modestly priced at 8 pounds each it's tougher the tall thing that's rather ostentatious oh I agree alternatively you have your Egyptian your lenka Shire you're Hong Kong or plain disposable we have a luxury disposable made from seaweed and plastic waste indistinguishable from the Turkish feels like sandpaper oh yes I should warn you don't clean your glasses on them or you'll get frosted lenses how much one pound a dozen done can you require LEDs Riza yeah she could shave the towels with it certainly not and have these put on your account silly old [ __ ] fan sick cat now then what's it like being in charge well between you and me it's not all it's cracked up to be there's nothing to do when there's nobody to talk to and I miss the customers well can you come back oh no that would be to admit failure and that stuck-up captain peak I can never stop laughing at me but I do miss you all well you have to make up your mind quick because two weeks as management and you're automatically out the Union then you can't come back well look if Miss Brahms is figures dropped then you could suggest the captain pick up the damn indispensable then I could return with on there I'll do my best enter excuse me mrs. Letham I have to ask you to authorize acceptance of a customer's check 3000 pounds what's that for oh here's the bill it's a fur coat just sold by Miss Browns probably a flash in the pan would you sign this one to a crocodile handbag 340 pounds you won't and that set of ACMA marine costume jewelry that you say you'd never shift in a month of Sundays 239 making three thousand five hundred and seventy nine pounds in all thank you you know it's not going to be easy for me to convince captain peacock that you're indispensable like our resign Oh Sluka rumbled here it's mr. Rumbold just a moment mr. Rumbold how are you are you need to come back no I shall be at least another couple of weeks oh dear now pay attention they've analyzed the canteen Risso and it wasn't that that poisoned me well what was it then well my wife made some meringues and it seems the cream repetitive acted as host to a rather unusual bug I took three of them to work I had one of them there are two there are two meringue still in the top left-hand drawer of my desk don't touch them yourself get get Harlan to put on a pair of rock then tell him musically to drop them into a plastic bag and after that to throw them into the furnace Oh such a pity when you had your foot of the first rung of the management letter oh this does this mean that I'll have to come back behind the counter be realistic I'm afraid it does hmm it's been no funnier without you to nag me hurry up and get well and come back yes but not before mr. Rumbold how you feeling mrs. Slocombe well we'll put it this way mid tummy's in turmoil but the minds at peace no no no no she trying to say Lucas no no I want to go to the loo you

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Length: 30min 28sec (1828 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012