Are You Being Served Hooray For The Holidays S2 Finale

this is certainly sir mr. Lucas sorry free I'm prima slumpy your customer for the made-to-measure suit ah good morning sir may I say what a lovely morning it is one can almost feel a touch of spring in the air don't you almost feel there's a touch of spring in the air mr. humphreys now that you mention it mr. Lucas I did feel a bit frisky about half hour seven this minute I knew it was a waste of time finish the gentleman's suit mr. Lucas one shoe coming up mr. gray yeah now take the customer into the changing room mr. Granger put his clothes on a coat head and come straight back mr. that's at the main street in a Jackson oh my god friends there last year we should Nike every time she went out she got a button pinched well of course that only happens to a certain class of person I mean my friend mrs. elf threw up and me walked up and down there one entire evening and nothing happened this year I you know I think I'll try somewhere else I've decided on Tunisia I feel in the mood for palm trees and deserts Oh well that's funny cause my girlfriend there the year before last year I didn't like that either because she got tangled up with his Sheikh what wanted to put her in his Arum naughty postcards mrs. Letham knew their photographs of my holiday last year Captain peacock perhaps we could have a look at them after hours there is a second mm-hmm we couldn't have a look at them at all captain peacock let him see that one of you and your bikinis oh no this bra by Jove yes I just don't care when I'm on the continent now you don't do I will say it's the first time I've ever seen anybody doing a cartwheel with an ice cream in both hand you got it upside down yes sir yes III did think the sky was rather overcast I just been in the ice-cream parlor and I just come out yes you had in sure if my boyfriend wants me to go on those adventure ology trips with him that would have been very exciting and where you going India well we never got that far because when I said I wanted separate sleeping bags he went off the idea I think mr. Nash is trying to attract out of tonight what is it nurse it's 9:30 captain okay come on if I bring my horrible self onto the floor captain in my dirty scruffy overall what you don't got a customer sir Caesar you are permitted to go on the floor amass providers you have a good reason I have I've come to stick this up mrs. Slocum's corsets and about time too I beg your pardon mrs. Slocombe it's for the firm you up the fat fighter control corset it's been here for three days well what does it do mystery to a soul you are mushy slogan you're to seize on you're next oh it's not very subtle Izzie laughs I'm not having that there all day long having indigestion it certainly would be more acceptable if it didn't have inflate quite so much proved it captain take it away master take it away so hungry how did he come to pass that mr. Lucas got the made-to-measure a customer when it was when you were away poorly with your back mr. Granger I was fitting a gentleman for a pair of bathing shorts before I knew where I was mr. Lucas had taken them down they being short no the measurements for the major measure hmm well I must do the fitting so a bring the pinkish render and the 40's mr. Granger yes we'll considering it's your first fit in there very near you have you put weight on sir no as a matter of fact I'm on a diet ah yes I remember you mentioned you were on a diet when I was measuring you yes yes I allowed for it you see yes another couple of months I'll probably fit perfectly mr. Lucas mr. Granger's here to do the fitting oh good morning thank you honey yes I see yes it is a little snug I think turn to agree yes it is rather snug that's because I've got my hand in the waistband but he keyed out mr. Lucas would you mind breathing in sir hmm thank you yes you see him oh yes let out waste let out waste mmm and ease seek the professional touch mr. Granger Janet better Michelle and I think the rise is a little short yes I was just thinking that mr. gray I think the Rising Sun right no how are they feeling they're breaking a bit early finishing rather late Maju it it'll be a lot better of course when you're wearing shoes and I am wearing shoes yes well of course I rather saw you in high heels myself didn't you mr. Humphreys my dear daddy III think that we shall have to take a touch off the leg allow me to chalk the leg mr. great you're just going to take a shaving off the legs about eight inches shall we try the jacket ah yes I'm fine the jacket you're like it's enough you care to just slip your arms in there that's it sir there we are there mr. Lucas do you think you've got the right jacket - nothing so what they do do we would like to show a lot of cuff sir no quite as much as that there's plenty to let down when they make the buttons rather high he's ahead and sort of there the 12 button look is quite the thing now Hey he'd we'd better have new sleeves yes I think we better have new sleeves I think this is yours don't worry about that said our repair department will tack that up for you before you leave don't you find that it's much easier under the arms yes yes yes yes it is much Oh God well we're on the right light these were taken on my holiday last year Oh doesn't it look hot oh you're right yes there's that the worst of the desert mrs. peacock look well yes he does yes we went back to Bursa matru where we scored our first big victory oh that was where you had your honeymoon no that was where that's where we pushed Rommel back yes I was dug in at this very spot about seven whole days it's a motel I heard it was absolute error the heat the Sun flies the sandstorms monotonous food Oh what you poor boys must have suffered no that was last year at the motel if I'm not interrupting anything captain peacock oh he's just showed you see solidly pictures yeah well perhaps we could look at those after the store closes well I'd like a word with everybody if you could get them to gather round yes of course thank you very much sir on I'm glad that you're satisfied with this part of the suit anyway the rest of it I'll be ready a week on Tuesday I shall look forward to that mr. Grainger I'm Stanfill is mr. Lucas are you free yes I'm free I'm free I'm free sir come gather round please now I've just come from a board meeting which we held in the boardroom with regard to the redecoration of the store I rather than disrupt sales for weeks on end we have decided to close the store for the first two weeks in August I feel sure you'll agree this is an excellent decision two weeks extra light eight and no the board hopes that you will take your holiday to coincide with this but I can't possibly go to little Hampton refers to weeks in August mean the place is full of traverse and mrs. Featherstone would never be able to squeeze me in yeah Capri and I'd be an absolute nightmare in August I've heard the Gracie go somewhere else yes well we did realize that there would be hardships I have therefore recommended the payment of inconvenience money of five pounds per head per day no for the fortnight Dean Ian's money five pounds for a fortnight it's not even convenience Manor it certainly will make up to me for being on a camel in the desert when all the sheiks are on their yachts in the karabiner doesn't fit in with my plans at all right I had reserved the holiday on the island of Levant yeah that's a nudist colony Nature Camp Oh catching people there wasn't you sewing down that tree in last month's health and efficiency was it was not if I tensile now missus des ersten will have me blacklisted by the Lala Lala little head tool and ladies Association oh the disgrace he was to say it's not very convenient for me other I had aim to go to Monte Carlo try my hand at the tables oh don't they need white as any Tama be I think I speak for all of us when I say that we would ask the board to reconsider their decision is that your last word captain peacock well yes it is his last word I'm surprised at you captain pick up there comes a time mr. remote when any man who is a man a stand up to be counted LAN you'll have my support Eva and my yeah I'm right behind you captain peacock and right behind you mr. Lucas I'd rather you would be on Captain Vigo do like it madam to be sure it is a beautiful color oh yes that shamrock green goes so well with Madam's eyes it's a blonde you're giving me but I'll take it all the same will you be after wrapping it for me certainly will it be after going on Madame's account are you being served huh no I was looking for dressing up Oh certainly sir mr. Humphreys are you free yes I'm clean this customer would like to see what you have interesting yarn sadly Captain peacock good morning sir good morning would you like to see what I got in long ones or short one well um I'd like something that hangs to about yeah yes they're very popular hookers mr. Lucas I'm free I'm free mr. customer would like a dressing-gown bring the rail one rail coming up is robbery now so we've got Turkish towel Terry towel terylene and wool short length Kathleen slim little full all on ban long shantung silikal simulated seersucker could you say that again I'd rather show you on railway Sabri good morning sir can I take your coat so here thank you thank you yes no sir how about something like this this is from this is from our come full range quite a little relaxing thing it is plenty of room under the arms for movement I get quite carried away when I feel wanted we're sorry said I don't know what came over me I I don't think it's quite me no no they send the aftershave lotion you could do yourself a mischief what about this sir I call this one the nanny oh yes it's it's a beautiful blue yes but it hasn't to hold haven't really thought about it that would be wrong oh that it would be rather nice yeah okay so you want our Christopher Robin raised yes sir these are very popular we've sold a lot of these haven't we mr. Lee oh yes we've sold a lot of these mr. Freeze's matter of fact I have one myself I lie in bed and I pull the hood right over my head and close your eyes and curl up small and nobody knows you're there at all there are mr. Lewis god bless you Father anta ya mr. Bravo yeah FBI UPS couple days since she's about to already say yes well if you like to stay I've called a meeting to give a ruling ah cuz I've been on a blower and I can't cancel the seashells with the seashells boarding house no no she shows a need in ocean he's a long way to go for someone in your position I've got this urge for some Dame native girls with grass skirts hey indeed I'm leaving a wife and taking the lawn mower in it hey Oscar no mother yeah okay kinesio Chelsea yeah yeah yep and yeah he's a typical native girl sitting under a palm tree see I bet you never seen coconuts that size every time mr. rubble I hope this isn't going to take long my pussy's been locked up for eight hours great it's just not convenient and I can be back in time for Top of the Pops who do you watch that no but someone else will be mum back when Gary Glitter comes on this ship alcian know she kicks the setting oh come in and shut the door and now before I begin have you reconsidered your decision not to help grace brothers over this difficult period I'm determined to reject the board's generous offer perhaps as a senior staff member I should be spokesman carry on Steven hey yes you carry on would you like feelings in a nutshell mr. Romberg please yes it's not all I see you'll have to up the ante mr. Rumble I mean five pounds goes nowhere hello for bread three shillings five pounds is only 35 loans where can you go on holiday for 35 Lily it doesn't buy much crumpet either I don't get the enjoyment out of it I used to in the old days what a crumpet it's a break it's possible we we may be varying from the point yeah as I understand it you are not accepting this offer is that right speaking for myself I am unanimous nevertheless the store does have to close for those two weeks however young mr. grace did anticipate that the wind might blow in that direction and so he is prepared to make what I consider to be an even more generous offer he will pay for us to have a holiday in the Sun provided we agreed to take it during the said two weeks yes he's so not for free well mr. grace does happen to earn grace air tours and grace made-to-measure Continental holidays they don't sound us much more generous offer yeah can we go any way we like it well no that would hardly be fair we all have to go to the same place that's how these charter holidays work well I vote we all go to Captain peacock sign of levan we know what the money will say well we need is a pair of dark sunglasses mr. Lucas you're not expecting me to go walking along the beach in my birthday suit Clemmy dark sunglasses well mr. Grace has given us the choice of five resorts oh and what are they well I've had some slides prepared so we can all have a look through them and then take a vote if you like to assemble in the boardroom there's nobody here we didn't go in you know this is a great moment for me I've been 37 years of grace brothers and this is the first time that I've been in the boardroom oh no they've got your cocktail cabinet it's tough at the tub and dry by arid cell John Lewis's cancel that order oh yes that's that's the original banner that young mr. grace used when he was selling fish in the marketplace hmm and the memory lingers on whether it is old she deserves all right boy yeah it is there's no need for us to be overhauled by the occasion that's all board rooms are the same the hell load it up that's the phone right first time Captain peacock it'll be somebody ringing out don't you think you should obsolete what it it won't be for us we'll practice Harrods ringing back well somebody ought to answer it I mean it's no good sitting here like a lot of stuff dummies well you've been here the longest Ernest but you're the senior at Stephen why don't you touch her who flunks Chinese restaurant hang on SVU captain pick up its Rambo secretary hilarious what do you want but I can't go you very well stop playing with the phone captain Vigo the transected razor what did you want what do you want apparently you're on your way up to the boardroom but this is the boardroom that had occurred to this well then stop wasting time mr. Randall says stop wasting time I couldn't agree more well I have the slides here so we'll just run through them and we can choose where to go by a show of hands mr. mash could you reduce the lights please certainly miss Rama now first we have Torrey Maloney in the Costa del Sol which of course is inspector Suraj danger so where is it golden sand beaches lapped by the clear tepid waters of the Mediterranean and in the background the Magnificent purple hills of the majestic sea otter I stare upon tear into the blue bright sky while nature deftly mixes semi-tropical multi-hued flowers of plants in a carnival of colour sounds quite now after dark it vibrates to the tune of lively night Cubs and open-air gay cafes oh I like it activities include tennis and golf at the nearby campo de spot- more this is the hotel Raya miniature on a palace indeed extensively modernized in 1948 it is now under the experienced management of friendly Don Pedro Alvares cone situated a picturesque 10-minute amber from the sea it features the sophisticated Calypso gourmet grill nightly bingo nightly Binger is hardly my cup of tea nor mine Steven let's have a look at Portugal monkey lister on once the playground of the International set home of deposed Kings and the idle rich idle rich salt yellow pink and green houses set off the grace of the old churches while above the mysterious cobbled lanes headlines of drying washing wave-like flags sounds like Accrington only a short donkey ride outside the town we find the hotel Tagus excelsior palace to this very pleasant one-star hotel to firmer floors have been added which are not shown in the photograph you certainly have to use your imagination the cocktail bar of the roof restaurant provides the ideal atmosphere for a sophisticated Tate our Tate and adjoins the children's paddling pool roller skating rink hot dog stand and crazy golf nothing I like more than a tape tape with a golf ball in the cocktail continue rate they don't have bingo exactly how good is a one-star hotel can I put it to you this way mrs. Slocombe there is no such thing as an O star hotel let's take our magic carpet - tantalizing Tunisia this is the view from your hotel no to the burnished sands the clear blue water is a mere 15 minutes away by jet the unspoiled coastline presents a paradise of tranquillity only 40 miles away is City Bell cooling famous for its pottery and wrought iron worker much favored excursion point well I'm not get your travel 40 miles in a smelly bus in order to see a pot does a Palace you see him on the right what do you mean that fellow looks like Peter O'Toole see the sandals is wearing yeah they've got mindo see Danny dancing and sword swallowing are a Knightly attraction for the diners as they sit cross-legged on their gypos tying with their closet I think a Jew bow must be some sort of cushion I was going to ask you about what exactly is a Buddhist it's a it's an Arabic shadow a sort of dish you eat it with the cut off ear of a sheep well I'm not sitting on my Jibo in a farm trying with Nick Cusco not even with a knife and fork I thought it sounded rather fun likes mr. mash likes mr. gramo hello I'm afraid I must say mr. Romberg sir I find these places no substitute for the holiday in the island event they're no substitute for my holiday either certainly not a substitute for the island Capri they're not even a substitute for me cheese it's nice to see so many new faces on the board this is not the board mr. gresner we've been discussing your very generous offers of a package holiday I'm sorry to have to inform you that Captain peacock you seen fit to turn it down flat I was only voicing the views of my colleagues business in that case but you'd better have the Manatee I left I'll give you 50 pounds each and you make your own rate is how it is I trust you're not going to turn that down Captain peacock certainly not sir that sounds it sounds the best acceptable solutions there's just one thing the decorators carne caucus so you'll have to take the last two weeks in November it's out of season oh no it's alright you can all come and stay at mrs. Fetherston go to death yeah yeah well is one consolation if you're going to miss his feather stands we won't have to go 40 miles to find a pop there you

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Published: Thu Jun 14 2012