Are You Being Served Do You Take This Man 6

freeze sir if you've got a moment to spare dare onto frames you asked for Thank You mr. half and you better hurry up and chew on before Oh peacock gets back from its coffee break you want these for I get these terrible headaches how'd you you shouldn't do that needlepoint I don't do needlepoint not now that I'm doing the lace mats oh is that me blobby your eyes are bad I mean are they in harmony with my personality well they would be if you bought an electric organ to go with them yeah try these people think I can only forward our Father aah now these are good oh well that uh these are definitely me hmm what do you think they'll be handy for looking through letter boxes good do you know I haven't done that since I won't carry a second as a little lad did you see mummy because he's Santa Claus matter of fact I think she was trying to push him back up the chimney oh no these definitely yes oh yes my mind is made up firm as concrete no matter what anybody says I work Humphries take off those ridiculous glasses yes can't compete I don't get off the floor take the stick with you to here is to a bio monster that is the pencil and these are the matching pantaloons are you sure this is the trendy thing the girls are wearing today no that's convinced me he can monkey where was that oh you're talking about this great feller keen on mixing mitosis see mr. Metaxas anyway where did you meet him well me and mrs. Aksum it was in this Greek restaurant on your own where you don't always want to go with men deal anyway he was sitting alone in a corner and he was staring you know how the do well after a while he sent a note over saying you'd like to give us both a news Oh in front of everyone it's a dream anyway as mrs. absolutely said what are we got to lose well it turns out that is very well known there because of his bazooka what's that well it's a sort of funny shaped Greek banjo and when you played never on Sunday we all threw blades but see that also no you do that it's a great cluster oh you seem to know an awful lot about it well it may be that I shall need to can I keep a seat Oh trust me out I've been out with him every night for a month and last night it popped the question it's a secret did I hear something mrs. Levin discreet finest Ofsted to marry him it was supposed to be a secret mr. James used to have mr. Lucas come over here and run I have some startling news for you mrs. Slocombe is going to get married has she been advertising again he go out with his bazooka she's a big enough target Kisuke miss block oh yeah he's a great banjo player well done dear hmm as my mother always says there's always someone for everyone well almost every mrs. Slocombe I've always had a great affection for you does this mean that we're going to lose you oh no are no plans to leave Oh cabbage where's the happy invent hang about you and him got married yet captain because you are employed to keep order in this department not to encourage gossiping around the counters gonna get married Oh allowed me to be the first to congratulate you actually you're the last you that is it may we are here to serve customers so perhaps you'll all go back to your counters in the meantime may I wish you every happiness on behalf of grace brothers and take this opportunity to remind you that your trousseau your wedding dress furnishings for your future home are all obtainable in grace brothers at the usual staff discount of course it's now this also applies to bathroom fittings carpets hardware and in the fullness of time prams and lay it oh shut up when mrs. Suh told us the news yesterday would have knocked me down with a feather you didn't look too happy this morning she's worried about the cost of the wedding it's the bride's family what pays and she's the only one what's Len catering can cost a fortune these days well I know she actually started out getting a quote for champagne smoked salmon and now she's working on meat paste and brown ale if she hasn't any next of kin who's going to give it away well perhaps our friend mrs. axle will put on a morning suit and top very good idea she's got the mustache already she's asked me to be a bridesmaid she'll probably ask mr. Humphreys to be a page I was amazed by one hmm I had a page boy Bob a full-frontal Roy color black velvet trousers knee breeches silk stockings Payton leather shoes with silver buckles on white gloves I bet you look sweet how old are you 31 I was in the basement of Darien Tom's we did an amateur production of Twelfth Night I was the lovely viola couldn't they find a girl we're not in tools and do-it-yourself I didn't know you wouldn't do it yourself it's got something you not to talk about oh we we hear you're having problems with the wedding arrangements everything costs so much perhaps we can persuade young mr. grace to give you a special price for your reception oh I wouldn't want to ask him well there's the senior man on the floor perhaps I could put a word in what date had you in mind for the wedding well as soon as possible I know what you are inferring mr. Lucas and mr. metaxas isn't that kind of man at all the nub of the situation is mr. grace that mrs. Slocombe is taking a husband whose husband I know sir she's getting married to a Greek she's done with the honor of that asking me to give it away so I've undertaken the arrangements naturally she wants the usual reception for the honeymoon and we wondered if we could persuade you to let her have it in the boardroom there's not much of a place for the loser i experiment for the mattress on the table could she have the boardroom for the reception is its to be on the 30th see oh it's booked that day sir have you given a tea party for distressed night club hostesses I do quite a lot of charitable working over there why don't you use the department would you allow that sir of course as long as we do the catering give me the car yeah this where she could have the smoked salmon rest of chicken and asparagus tips pinafore with champagne sits Twitter not afraid we can't run to that service all right there we are doing the packing Department Service Specialists Japanese tin champagne and if you did things in jelly well is there anything else I don't think so sir well right there go away hey thank you sir it was wrong where were me before you let him in well I was betting my dress against your shirt and trousers and then you was just gonna see me oh gosh I've got a flash oh no mother I'm going to be late I've got to alter a dress no not for me dear for a colleague a female colleague yep we'll put man in the oven well if it's a salad what's all the fuss about you know I'm doing hmm no don't worry no I won't take the shortcut across the park no anyway they've caught that man tractable um be around at all night and you should choose the Princess Grace model what you think that train I'll have to go through sure go on second thought you could use it as a top sheet on the bridal bed man yes he's gonna need letting out just a bit there what did you choose this one it was reduced by 50% what if we could reduce you by 50% would be invisible to the counter miss Brahms take a shoulders that's it right now then go take a deep breath in one sugar fall take a deep breath out that's it that's it got it got a bit of a problem here okay flowers there that's life you couldn't I'd that with you God answer that Miss Brown what are we going to do well if it comes to the push I could run you something up in barbwire protects the property but doesn't obscure the view mrs. snow comes idly she's got your call to the break restaurant oh no that's a pin that up before you break your leg how can you choose a short one I couldn't we're getting married Greek Orthodox oh is that your mr. Tamiya DS could I have a word with mr. metaxas please it's his fiancee mrs. Slocombe oh oh well it's all right I'll wait it's just finishing his turn he's ever so popular who's in the audience the National Front what was that mr. de Mardis oh I see Oh is having to take an end color well look we just tell him that I'll be a little bit late but I've got some wonderful exciting news what's the wonderful exciting news it's going to have a topless wedding no no you see I wrote to this uncle of mine in America and I invited him to the wedding well you know how you do I mean it's very well off and I thought you might give us something rather nice well this morning and got this letter from him and he's coming to the wedding and you know what he's given us no house yeah yes he's coming all that way well it's all because I'm marrying a Greek you see it seems that the party's unsaved his father-in-law's life you're in the war and then he left him his business so of course is very grateful fancy it's like a Hollywood story matter of fact I think I've seen the film Joan Crawford played my part Oh kid my heart Walter Brennan anyway we're going to have to do it properly you know we're going to have to have a band and dancing and taramosalata breasts can be expensive oh well I daresay mr. metaxas or chip-in I mean it's not mean he's taking me to Greece for our honeymoon he's already put a down payment on a package deal I'm going to meet his family yeah hang on see this is his family at his sister's wedding that's him with his bazooka Oh everyone's dancing around in them skirts oh there is brothers how much is this package Oh er two cases of bubbly from the water spirit department there be enough no no need to stint ourselves mrs. Slocombe - uncle is footing the bill to bring up another dose and that's why I'm floating in my tongue i brushing up my chance I live it up accredit to the department I can't say the same for mr. Thames who took the get measurements see what you can do mr. Humphries come on come on car coming in half an art take it to the church oh yeah mr. grace has very kindly let us had his ruffles to take the bride yourself and Miss Brahms oh how very generous of him Sir yes it is he's only charging us 12 pounds got a safety pin she's having trouble with her course such as bronze may I say how charming you look oh thank you captain peacock you should see mrs. Slocombe it's a beautiful frog it makes a look about 16 a remarkable garment indeed once are the stories ghost yes yes I know this I am mr. Tamiya DS I am looking for the captain peacock I am captain bigger I don't know how I am telling you this it is mr. Metaxas he is in this airplane ma she didn't die in a plane he's only coming from Wimbledon accident I see no no poor mr. metaxas he is my friend he so wanted that he should marry the beautiful mrs. Slocombe wherever a Ferrari will no no we Greeks we are the funny people you know we are very close together there is this member of his family who here he is to be married and say no no no no no he must go home so he go home well who is this member of his family his wife he apologized and and say that he want to give mrs. Slocombe the most precious thing that he have his bouzouki do not feel bad about him it was the ouzo that proposed now the bottle is empty fixed it now shut your eyes everybody you know them now how do I look oh you look beautiful oh don't worry miss Brahms your day will come she's such a sensitive girl oh oh you do all look nice it's ever so kind of you to dress up so smart for me you know I've never seen you look nicer mr. Thames but to look my best Oh captain peacock I know what's that doing here mr. Tom Agee's delivered it Oh perhaps he's an old Greek custom oh isn't it a beautiful one the priceless you know perhaps I'm supposed to carry it up the aisle we're not going to believe the church are we mr. humphreys you've got all the time in the world come in the fitting room Betty aiya I have one of the things to explain it will finish I marry a mission nothing she's got enough trouble no wonder she's gonna take it earth was such a frail tend enough violence for him taking it very well right that's it mrs. Slocombe doctor is coming straight here instead of to the church didn't you think it was funny well I told her that we'd explain everything when he got here at least it gives us time to think perhaps if we give him a good party and fill him full of champagne he'll pay for the reception anyway how is she well she stopped throwing the furniture about now she's just crying oh that poor woman not only has she lost her husband she's lost her house to put him in you mean an uncle won't give up a house now it was only because she was gonna marry a Greek she was getting it in the first place hey listen couldn't we get that Greek vicar over here and pretend she was getting married in the store yeah like Molly would weddings even assuming we could persuade a Greek Orthodox priest to be a party to such a blasphemy where are we going to find a substitute Greek bridegroom and best man we've got a great band coming perhaps a couple of them are stand-in for us it's worth a try the only way she'll get that house oh no I really can't go along with this no well let me put it another way mr. rumbled who signed the chit ordering the food the band and the cars in the expectation that mrs. Slocum's uncle's gonna pay for it well I did yeah so who's going to have to pay for if there is no Greek Wedding yes I take your bite well this calls for executive action ah miss bombs go till mrs. Slocombe what I've decided to do mr. humphreys mr. Lucas waylay the band see if you can get us a best man and a bridegroom even assuming they're successful where do we get a Greek vicar the art of leadership is in delegation mr. Tibbs I delegate you to find it we prefer not to be one I have no cognizance of the tone but I don't suppose an American uncle has either said no one's going to be any the wiser yep this bills for nearly a hundred and fifty pounds but come on what him doing standing up mrs. Slocombe sketchier and i take the liberty of putting them in the fruit juice bar oh and I got your records Oh God here comes the bride followed by your genuine Greek Wedding chance what about the groom's guests a couple of Greeks did turn up with our map bodies over their breath and I told him the pen you've been chained to a Chinese restaurant in Palmers Green good thinking I'm still not at all sure about mr. Tibbs ability to disguise himself as a Greek Orthodox priest oh you don't know what it's what he's going down at fabrics now getting kitted out with some very regal in curtain material and you'll be all right long as you don't touch the at what hat the one I knocked off the chef I've gone over it with some black enamel you seen if he keeps his fingers off it till the third course of a pipe with me we're home and dry oh this is going to work she's in a right State poor dear lady she's had more than anyone can take yeah she's had three large Brandis in oh you should going to go through with it oh yes she'll go through with anything rather than let her friends know she's been stood up mommy there she goes again I hope this is gonna take long I'm all safety pins blimey Archbishop alley ptosis I'd only that'll convince anyone don't be so cynical Captain peacock I believe in throwing myself into a role as well I think it's a splendid effort mr. tabs equities that by alter your ovary your England are yeah I picked this up in the second head book Department it's about the right size for a Greek Bible that's the British boys annual love that or the Guinness Book of Records if you pull this off you'll be in the Guinness Book of Records look at young mr. grace about it is it true that you cancelled my car yes sir do you have to pay for it you know who's that oh this year mr. Grayson is his right royal eminence the arts bit of a Lee ptosis cause Sloane direct from happy to perform the ceremony right here into store pleased to meet you eagle bingo Ally Pally must Ross this is big rotten in this store what on earth have you got that on for well I'm the best man on I the Greek band wouldn't play ball by getting tanked when they said they'd play the music and keep their mouth shut they let me this hour their costume basket oh by the way the guests downstairs are fed up drinking orange juice and fruit juice they're coming up now well where's mr. humphreys he's standing in front of a mirror trying to make himself look like a Greek husband unless face it he's playing against type family I am it's all in the utter right gets on the lips who's on the right please take your position down right the way through them as we drag across hey there I'm Wendell three o'clock okay so well I'm rumbled how larger mr Palmer this is Captain peacock our Walker you must be mrs. Slocum's uncle yes sir and I understand from the guests that you're going to hell the the wedding ceremony right here that's a great idea Oh pleased to see you your eminence you'll rip ADIZ Aristotle holiness I was in Greece during the war I understand some of your customs Benedictine Calvados gee I gotta make a donation to their church that guys held up with safety pins you sir I presume are the groom me mr. Lew Coppola Smee best Amana oh please for me yeah nice to me you know what is my little niece Betty I haven't seen her since she was so high sad a pretty little girl your probably notice quite a change excuse me thanks to the senator that is the groom remember the uniform of the Greek National Guard some of the finest fighting soldiers in the whole wide world they've never been known to turn their backs on the enemy me mr. Metaxas I just met your best man mr. Lew poplars now Luke aah police we come from samey village oh where is their roughhouse people don't you'd like to confess the prize mrs. Slocombe I'll free mr. Han and play the music except mr. Shue senior evidence I know don't you Manish and buy four rubber champagne on the time Oh hold everything what about the bridal dance oh yeah every Greek Wedding I've attended the bridal couple they lead the guests in the bridal dance yes that's right darlin mr. mrs. the Texas bridal dance you please you

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Length: 29min 58sec (1798 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 12 2012