Are You Being Served Fifty Years On 4

yes I was wondering we are going on holiday he wants some beach wear yes I wanted a bunch of beach wear our roads and swimming trunks yes a robe and some sweet I just said that told you she just said that yes Oh mr. grand young are you free for beach wear I'm sorry captain peacock but I'm brim steaming lovely action you have there mr. green are you free mr. Lucas no I'm sorry captain peacock this lady's looking for something large in y-fronts where's mr. Humphreys is he three I'm free just had a disaster with my braces I stooped to conquer an inside leg there was a loud ping and I had to finish off the customer with my fans in my pocket this lady says that this gentleman requires beachwear oh my work doesn't the year fly quickly one minute it's o come all ye faithful the next minute you're flat on your back in the sound it's hard to know which one enjoys the Moose what did sir have in mind we have the muses down to there we have the shorts up to there and we have the briefs up to there anything else is in the sports department we were thinking of going to the openness how about Samaras tweed Khan's don't worry the wig is a little loose madam you'll find it we'll ride up with wear anyway what was I saying you're in this Cup on your own oh yes I was just ordering a bottle of champagne for my birthday last day all we ever missed it halfway oh no no no it's not for three days yeah I was gonna say we have nagged a collection yes oh you mustn't think of buying anything for me well not much anyway as I was saying isn't it funny how you get into conversation with people I mean there I was sitting on this stool and this man was right over at the other side and all I did was take my shoe off and bang it on the counter to knock a nail back in I looked up and smiled well after that he must have been interested and he must have been watching because the minute I dropped my handbag amid change went all over the floor it was on his knees now a minute Oh was he good-looking well you know that film where Steve McQueen played a racing driver with a limp it didn't look like Steve McQueen did a well no but he had a very similar limb there you are sir care to see the show oh yes of course man would care to see the shots you are getting up some fine dude good job he remembered his wife from in folders and so on and how many times have I told you not to present yourself on the floor during opening hours it must be awful for you keep telling me off like smoking new Fran and if you keep frying you're not going to look older and older and mrs. peacock or find a younger man and leave you and your gold a piece is enough to retire this because I'll keep coming on this floor which I've every right to do since I've got deliveries to the judge Department and you quite finished I've really connected up what on a thesis it's the new model for if you wanna get a guy week that is why I was doing my Britain steaming Epton peacock mr. Granger's often show me how to brim steam in shape but I get the wrist action wrong every time I do it it goes live your wrist or the brim that's it perhaps you let me give you a demonstration Carrie I'm sorry I like it I like it I like it thank you well come in handy if you're carrying a couple of suitcase isn't you bump into the Queen as funny the eyes are supposed to light up as well perhaps the only do that is the Queen's actually there you've delivered it mr. Alan please leave I can't I've got another one mr. Slocum Henry hey Fargo it's a new model for a flexi gurgly contains a figure what's out of control Hickok I hope they're just not going to distract attention from my hat we're all working for the same store mr. Granger well I don't think it's far is moves and tolls nine doesn't do anything uh underestimate a flexi girdle corporation well I rushed on ahead to give them a chance to talk about my birthday I reminded them yet some of you not that it matters of course but they'll be so upset if the fandom forgotten is what happened that time anyway should the conversation crop up I'll leave the table and then he acknowledged that only remember I've got an ironing board in an iron and a coffee partner too as I said to mrs. axle be if Richard Burton wants to give Elizabeth Taylor a diamond ring worth two million pounds for her birthday that's entire now I can't remember whether this is chicken soup or vegetable well tasty that's not going to make any difference well that's confused everything's got a fish bone in it's not a fish bone it's a hairgrip it's game soup yeah I always think the grapefruit segments are safer that's what that fly thought he was wrong it killed him you know it's so expensive to eat out these days and I took mrs. peacock to a little candlelit Greek together the other night for a loser on a guru Nepal or nothing particularly with a taramosalata and a superior Rakhi to finish it into daily six pounds this night like robbery there wasn't her birthday no no one has to take one's wife out of tase me for an airing make a sound like a spell you got looking least lucky man mind you he has to tie her ears back when she's having the soup junior mr. Lucas she had very beautiful ears they give her very pretty profile man you head on it's a bit of a shock this is a special occasion like a birthday you know and do something exotic every now and again my mother gets the Jimmy young recipe book off the shelf and we have a few friends round and then we watch warship do you eat it while you're watching know if it's car pass the grog round and we all take it in turns to pretend to be the commander getting cross do you mother play the Admiral only if she promises to go to bed money I suppose she stays up late on their birth yeah why talk about Thursdays I just go and have a webcam never go learn about it was her idea of a supplement in three days time it's a birthday so what well it is one of our grace brothers delicious mr. Lucas that the department's come together to buy a little present on these occasions oh well that's easy miss Brant is the ladies department she can't rub herself together and get something really now oh you mean is when it's been over sixth the whole floor will come together mr. Lucas any suggestions I vote we give her a cyanide cabinet no I take that back girl - cyanide case the first one doesn't work mr. Grainger still blames mrs. Slocum's corset display for giving his revolving hat a nervous breakdown I think we should make it 50 Pierre Hill 25 people Julius you're not that junior you could have to bang him more than that it's a 50th what makes you think that Miss Brown apart from her appearance well she ought to let it out last year though she's the same age as her cat now she bought that Pat in 1968 which makes mrs. Slocombe seven years in the animal kingdom one year counts seven however let me get this straight that's sir seven times 50 that makes her 350 I wouldn't arguable that the cat was 49 last year right which makes mrs. Slocombe 50 yes we learn to do something special to mark the occasion well I've already suggested a cyanide tablet if you have this information I think perhaps we should make it a pound in there we'll have Rumbold chips in that make it six quid well even that's not a lot these days I don't know it's dinner for one twice captain peacocks Taverner with Gulu Gulu I'm not putting a quid in until somebody proves that she's 50 this is a bit of a ganache the cat very difficult you know to get to know a lady's age I keep asking my mother she always says I'm as old as my nose and a little bit older than me T I'm a great deal older than my teeth look are we gonna find out well it should be in our confidential records in personnel yeah well I'm not doing a Watergate on her records perhaps we might could have them tied up with the national event what small world for instance um the Jo March now that was in 1936 now if she remembers having seen it when she was 10 that will prove that she was 50 suppose the Gerry March didn't go past her us shouldn't think it would she was born in Blackpool suggesting it's easy I mean this is this is simply a method look I've got a diary and it's got important events listed so we'll go on really other oh I can't it prints a bit small allow me I'd benefit just all in it hello in them let's have a look at 1926 now that's the year that we're assuming she was born now yes yes here we are well let's see if she remembers any of these hidden sod proclaimed king of the Hejaz in yeda I would stick in ones man to lone evacuated by British troops shakespeare memorial theatre stratford-upon-avon burned up is that all that's wrong quiet yeah wasn't it nothing about the general strike we all had to give a hand you know I I drove an ambulance you didn't by any chance pick up mrs. Slocum's mother and take them to a maternity do not do you private discussion no no we were just discussing memory and seeing how far back we could go from our earliest years miss mr. Grainger here well remembers him give him self-proclaimed king of the Hejaz in either does he really yes sir there was dancing in the street bring about with you mrs. Lowe why don't you know what you're talking about Joseph the British Army ceasing to use cologne mean anything to you I didn't know the Dean started Jewish memory initially I remember as if it was yesterday I had this uncle with a big red face and a great big mustache he put his face right into me cuff me when I don't suppose that was in the diary and then another time I remember waking up in the cart and the place was filled with smoke Strad no more come especially seat from there day one Adam and do bring the garment back if you find that your daughter can't get into a 48 well I haven't had a chance to ask you out how did you get on did you drop the hint oh yes who how did you manage it I mean subtly introduce it into the conversation I said it was your birth daddy ma knew they shouldn't think of buying me anything oh they weren't you are no they were they were discussing how much to divvy up any little thing will do I mean it's the thought that counts just a token now those simulated foxes are rather nice aren't they and they're ever so reasonable you know it 18 pounds I don't think we can manage that well of course I could make a reduction and offer stuff discount come to think of it it's rather shops oil isn't it so that's a further reduction how about 11 quid you get warmer oh look there's a little hole in the lining well of course that makes it seconds would that bring it anywhere to near six pounds exactly the ticket six pounds slightly soiled oh that looks lovely six pounds did you say I'll take it and the foodservice rums I am free Captain peacock we at the moment mr. Lucas yeah I've just come from the pet department they've checked the book and mrs. Slocombe definitely bought a new one in 1969 that means that she's 50 and her pussy's 56 complicate things miss town hey wait a minute look there's Harmon over there if he chips in that'll take 16 and a percent off the ante nobody couldn't figures when it comes to being mean Lucas mr. Harmon no one moment please yes sir cutting peacock starvin and it's mrs. Slocombe sir 50th birthday and we're all putting it a pound and what do you say I'm not allowed on the floor during work inhale I suppose mrs. Slocombe wouldn't care to put a pounding at least the cake won't cost anything why one when I've got this lovely tall friend in the patisserie that's you she's a really nice girl she likes doing different things with cakes you know so I've given her a lot of mrs. Slocum's background and she's going to do something exotic with 50 candles out visit and we all give it to her when the store closes on her birthday the Sheikh squid not even sure we've got six quid I mean if all rumble does a Hartmann on us well live yeah seems a bit snack at the moment let's go to his office and ask him pound even allowing for inflation seems rather a lot well mr. Granger did have a less-expensive suggestion but after general discussion we decided to err on the side of generosity oh very well thank you I wondered if on this special occasion young mr. grace would care to make a contribution oh we can soon find out Craig's here you're very thanked to speak up a bit you're very faint you'll have to speak up I take it first perhaps you've got the phone round the wrong way again sir hello I think it's as good as we're going to get excuse me sir not now I'm on the phone thank you we're making secret arrangements for mrs. Slocum's birthday don't be charged would you care to make a contribution sir well yes sir put me down half a crown how old is she no it's not half crowns now so we've gone metric it's new pence of which the pound has 100 what was it a hundred she should be because Joanne she stayed such a long time and uh I make it five young mr. Grace has generously agreed to contribute to 25 pence how much he forgot altogether 6 pounds 25 bits have you decided what to give her no before making that decision we decided to wait the result of young mr. Grace's contribution sir it hasn't made a lot of difference I could probably manage 15 cut-price vouchers for the canteen lunch along the lines you were thinking of mr. Grainger anything that's a little impersonal how about a voucher from the pet department to give her a new winners where's our how about a voucher from madam Bell's beauty parlor for her special spring facial no not for mrs. Slocombe six pound 25 you won't get enough cement to fill the cracks no one good things that we've got a very nice cake yeah yeah a friend of mr. Humphries is making it in patisserie oh I'm sure he'll do it very well I'd like to make it quite clear that being of an affectionate nature I have many friends of all shapes sizes and sexes even this morning I had some amorous advances from a ragam Bowman's horse which I repulse I'm showing very quite clear where you stand mr. Humphries well sex was the horse and you've got hooves clanking on the cobbles behind you you don't stop to ask well the actual gift I leave to you but I do think it's time we did something about the way we present the cake it's going to be served on a solid silver plated salver I mean the way we sing happy birthday to you you do tend to rush through it I think as it's her half-century we ought to make it really good well there was a transport strike on sir when we sang it to you and we were in rather a hurry the only person to get right through it was mr. Grainger yes yes I remember my scarf and caught in the till yeah let's try specially hard for mrs. Slocombe we would have a little rehearsal when the store closes miss your note mr. Humphreys a flat have to hang on a minute I'm telling your mother to tell her I shall be late hello dear yes well look you have yours and leave mine in the oven well I do know what time I shall be there we're having a sort of rehearsal it's like a choir no it's nothing to do with the vicar that was all in the past of course I've got the right key trouble is I keep going in the wrong flat no it isn't the story of my life all the stairs in that block look alive yes well you better go or your green son needs training now will she get married again now before we start what is her name mrs. Slocombe yes I I named her first name we shortly somebody must know you Miss Brahms you must have heard it well she calls me Shirley but I always call her mrs. Slocombe even her best famous assassin abate always causing mrs. Slocombe she's a very private person you say that again I don't even know what she calls that cat new head she sounds the initial e oh well that's easier than in it happy birthday e Slocombe happy birthday well before the presentation we will have to find out but from the moment we'll just hum it now these are the notes that Captain peacock will be singing happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear happy birthday to you but now I should always think of mrs. Slocombe is dear don't I fancier name is ISM Ellen and I mean that's three syllables that's good point peacock well in that case we sing happy birthday dear I think a suture better than our I believe her name is Esmeralda four syllables mr. Elmo yes well let's see how that fits in I'm happy birthday dear uh uh uh uh sounds like a bear attack and indigestion what are we going to see now I'll settle for that no we'll have to earth I entirely agree to err is human where the melody from mr. Grainger miss Brahms and myself is quite straightforward ah mr. Humphreys and mr. Lucas here is your desk at happy birthday to you happy birthday happy birthday dear go through your 295 a word with my friend we don't think we can get the topper you don't know what you can do until you try what true well ah just mr. Humphries and mr. Lewis ready one two happy birthday Joe there you are all right for you my braces have gone again well let's try it all together now at this time I want you all to put more emphasis on the you they make it more personal happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear little grand finale happy birthday to you one gets the feeling you've done this before I was a founder member of Derry and Tom's glee club no wonder they were not a visit but if you're not gonna want to down memory lane I'm gonna want it down and get me back no no no no no miss Brahms come along everybody all together from the beginning one two day to you happy birthday yeah oh it's Lily going on time whoo I'm getting quite excited he goes somewhere special well mrs. axle we're just going to have a quiet dinner at that little restaurant next to the dance hall you know opposite the American forces Club oh you bought your dancing shoes with your fall where's the kick no don't worry my friends delivered it to the basement mr. Harmons going to bring it up have your other present it's here and what about her name for happy birthday to you hang on what if it looks Shirley wrote out for us they were I want each time look how she's pretending to go home oh well I must be off now one moment mrs. Logan who me we couldn't let today pass without making a little gesture don't tell me you've remembered my birthday how could we forget all being loud - ready when you are with the ca ke mr. Harmon was ham please the present to me sir mrs. look dear mrs. Slocombe yeah half of your colleagues and senior staff and young mr. Gray's 5% much pleasure in presenting to you this birthday gift oh you shouldn't have bothered can I open it now without oh it's just what I've always wanted it's not me anymore come on let's have a look at it oh that's worth every penny oh you know mrs. Granger's always wanted one I've had one of these for years I wouldn't be without him I wish I'd had one in the desert I've never actually seen one before we're not going to tell you what it is it's a secret come along everybody Oh - happy birthday to you day to you happy birthday dear Mary Elizabeth perrito to hell yeah she says she Oaks is appropriate to the background of the person what mr. Humphreys described I am only 46 you

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Length: 30min 12sec (1812 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 12 2012