Are You Being Served It Pays To Advertise 5 7 Season Final

Warren exam are you being served I am looking for perfume oh this way sir mrs. Slocombe I'll free lady we'll take care of it he's answer is mine I wish to buy some perfume well as you can see we have quite a large range now this one is called hilarity it's inviting and at the same time amusing alone that is a background of onions yes well let me talk pop before I come perhaps this young lady will demonstrate one for me perhaps bet this one oh you sexy yes all the men say that unfortunately we only have the spring left and it's ten pounds that is ideal oh thank you well shall I have it gift-wrapped oh no no no thank you I will wear it find what you were looking for then no but wearing this I have hi oh there's been a lot of publicity recently about swimming trunks becoming transparent when wet these come with a stamp to dress guarantee all you do is when you come out of the water you check and the slightest little problem you'll come out backwards and pop that into a pillar box thank you now where were you I was telling you about this bird oh yes hmm that's right yes because your mother's got a new battery for a decade and you had to spend the night at your girlfriend's dings well we crept in the back door took our shoes often tip turned upstairs you see your landlady won't let her have men in the room after 11 o'clock well I had one like that we open the door and she said don't switch the light on it clicks IOB breath and i crept towards the bed oh the suspense I'm just about to sit down she said don't sit down there she leave the springs it's just like mission impossible so why haven't we sat down on the rug what happened then well I dr. Darin she looked at me after five minutes she said well what you're waiting for what were you actually cuz well I was a bit nervous in case you had a noisy brow catch before we knew where we were it was bang bang bang I'll smell the tears well that was the landlady knocking on the door cool as a cucumber I picked up the television set a walk straight up and I said in a very loud voice don't worry madam I'll I'll fix you a vertical old by Thursday did you get away with it I would have done have I been wearing me trousers certain Browns your weight oh thank you Miss for the on-state will you just sign volunteers oh I say there's been some mistake I've got 10 pounds too much now I think you'll find that it's correct you understand through the photographic session we all did that yes with you were not chosen am I going to be on a big poster no we're using your likenesses as a as a basis for our new display dummies oh how exciting mr. Humphries do you hear that they're going to make dummies out of us hmm so I believe I only hope they've done a good job they only took photographs of my face what's special about these two mrs. Slocombe has chosen to appeal to the average woman and mr. Humphries to the average man hmm machination lucky when do we get to see them well they arrived this morning now you're in the under star whenever here overnight areola can pick up you know just outside the judge I better go and get me before I'm head out for loitering Oh they've got me to a tee you know looking at that face is a very eerie experience that's what I said to mr. Humphries the first day I met you you're going to be rude you can return to your counter I think it displayed on a wonderful job it's absolutely lifelike there's not so many wrinkles well I could have got them all in only mr. grace wouldn't pay the overtime crazy so mr. circum I think you look a very handsome woman yeah yes that brown paper dress suits you down to the ground I do like the way they've done my hair okay what you don't look so what without it baby mister home and put that back at work get your phone unless you the rest of it will you kindly not refer to me as it captain peacock I refuse to be displayed with a size 50 bust my vital statistics are 38 so what about other ones the way that can easily be fixed you've been over stuff hey when mrs. so campus shopping get to be I will not have rough workman's hands inside my block what are your last job I think that looks about right here stockings are all wrinkles allow me daddy hey I never knew I never knew you wore suspenders mrs. snow girl I don't know I don't have you been having trouble with your elastic with this hell of a lot of sellotape up here excuse me miss token but may I say how very nice your hair all-right ignore me you bad-tempered old cow do be careful what you're doing with your right hand you're making my eyes good afternoon do you come here often what do you think well it's all writing here but standing like that I wouldn't give much for his chances in a transport cafe on the a1 I don't know mr. Rumbold it arrived thanks no good I should have to make some adjustments it looks too posed hang on I should smack your wrist if you don't stop entertaining nearly there now I think that looks more normal this is normal as jörgen again I do not the angle of these aids how Wing Tsun fix that would you give it a twist I get money I've got a stiff neck let me try I once trained as an osteopath when I got down to it I wasn't up to it now that's right yes nice firm chin now just relax this won't take a movement yeah you fractured is Satan that's why they wouldn't let me finish it in our skipper don't worry I'll take you down to do it you shall see mr. furlough he'll fix it for you yeah I'm gonna get it out of here I'm gonna beat you so yeah well alright remember these rumbles what yes get on there you'll never know the difference Oh hi Joe they aren't realistic aren't they a lot of men have worked very hard to make a face look like that and it shows I think they have a right to hold back on the wrinkles it's typical isn't it when a woman gets wrinkled it's old age when a man gets them it's character something not quite right about this one haven't quite got the expression are they no Humphreys doesn't look nearly as wet as that I'm not sure I like the mouth open yes that's better I think there's been some misunderstanding as to the purpose of these models they are designed to help us with our underwear displays well please as a water for mrs. Slocombe after seeing that like a glass of water for me as well yes Martin yes strip him up get off strip him up get on with it lovely shirt he's got why don't we just leave him in his shirt and trousers because we're having a special event in y-fronts many a true word they're getting very thorough in display aren't there shall I explain your idea to them Sir well yes I think perhaps you'd better I'd forgotten it mr. grace is continuing his campaign to advertise grace brands 200 mrs. Slocum's and 150 mr. Humphreys ILI's will be going on display in our various branches if I'd known I was going to be displayed in 200 different positions in my underwear I suppose held my consent and already in the Portsmouth branch in my underwear and I've had a lot of fan mail most of which I don't understand and none of which I intend to answer what's more I was only in the chat and brows for half a day and I was stolen heaven knows where I am now well the point is with the idea of using ordinary people to advertise the sort of goods that ordinary people buy is working like a dream now mister grace went to the cinema the other day it is how it's all blue Emmanuelle for good idea from it - oh you did mr. grace well the idea concerned the advertising in the interval mr. grace thinks it would be a good scheme to advertise grace brothers in the same way they advertise Chinese restaurants and cigarettes and things I seem to remember very good run with Spike Milligan jumping through the bottom of the boat yes I didn't like that no no mr. grace thought that was rather silly the whole point is mr. grace thinks that we should have ordinary people like you to do the commercial now our advertising agents have been working this and they've come up with a sort of script and a sort of storyline yeah in this sort of ridiculous price making it precisely yet mr. grace thinks that between the display department and photographic and ourselves that we could have a go at it now it all takes place in a sort of cocktail bar at the Coco Club my idea yes sir vide I'm on the ball is all this really necessary switching off mr. Lucas beauty must pay the price it says in the script a man not unlike David Niven comes into the KOCO club and you captain peak are the most not unlike David different person we've got the resemblance has been remarked upon now your hairs in quite good condition it moves quite nice it comes out quite nicely to her she lives tryna yeah sensuous for very dry what precisely do we do about that mr. director well if this was MGM I suggest Lana Turner lip gloss but as its grace brothers a quick smear with a canteen dripping rat what about a mrs. Logan oh is these damn two eyelashes well yours aren't big enough it won't show up on the screen remember you're playing the part of a fan photo but it's like looking through bars now being all the way the blips oh oh let's wanna stop it easy to get spanked Milligan jumping through the bottom of a boat they'll be alright when the glue dries she would know a lot about it well I have the same channel with my mother every Friday when she goes to the bingo er mrs. Slocombe use this is a tire lever oh good oh that's better the other ones gone when they dry he'll crack oh now let's have a look at the hair see what this looks not go for that well if he's reduced to go into the Coco Club he can't afford to be too choosy game y'all pay the leader of the gypsy Orchestra could I have the mustache mr. Lu yeah my staff coming up here we are way up mr. Lu oh I'm sorry brace yourself mr. humble ah yeah Manchu but it left to do not about the weak oh do I have to have a wig it's all part of the magic world of make-believe yeah look over there I distinctly told you to get me a Burt Reynolds six and three-quarters they've sold out a Burt Reynolds six and three-quarters that is no excuse for bringing me and Liza Minnelli six and seven eight it's either that or a max by grades nine and are they stink oh yes mr. Granger now what parts you'd play mr. Lucas Henry's a lovable old Barton yeah full sleeves are miles too long don't worry mr. Granger they'll ride up with where don't give me that what's more I can't do my trousers on Michelle you've been behind the bar girl nothing come off will you put your for me certainly surely not you mr. Humphries do you know where it goes contrary to popular belief yes catchy tune about there mr. Lucas dead on target mr. Lumm please contact you can put these down oh thanks yearly they go on my shoes I'm Crawford from photographic I'm the cameraman oh hello Humphries menswear and the director do you mean to say with your looks you're not going to be in it oh well one has to decide which side of the fence to be up and it's not always an easy decision you a I'm lit I'm loaded and I'm ready to go mm-hmm I think I've chosen the wrong side of the fender mr. Peckinpaugh I'll record the Machine ready now oh yes that's mr. Crawford the cameraman over there it's no good talking to me until I'll plug me check in understand right you're right this is everybody opening positions opening positions I do like a man who knows what he wants oh good well get behind you Cameron don't push it till I tell you I hope you all learned two words last night well I didn't have much to learn love lobar tinder does nothing the wedgies shaker shaken now yes well what between the script nobody's asked me for a cocktail yet well why don't you just stand there and arrange your nuts mr. Lucas I am the director of this film and if I find any artistic value in his arranging his nuts I shall be the one to tell it I'm sorry mister up freeze well I I could help I olives can we drop the subject Oh will you shut up Mizuki trying to be help for mrs. Slocombe howling don't try it Thank You captain become you have a suave david niven tight man about town now you come down the stairs wearing your grace brothers lightweight two-piece on your arm is the grace brother sharpie on the other arm is your grace brothers papa blow me now on your head is your travel trilby that's a jaunty angle mmm it's good now you come down the stairs and you hand it to the Czech girl the hatcheck girl now that's you miss pross yes come over here we'll rehearse this plate over you realist a sound please yeah I can see the microphone harpy's ha super action wasn't quite right we'll do it again in a minute yeah miss carry on right you crossed the bar and you see sitting at the bar and glamorous woman wearing her grace brothers cocktail casual did you see them on the stool please give her a hand mr. Lucas you try remember you're a woman of mystery to getting on that stool she's not wise enough mr. Lucca and you see Henry the lovable old bartender my trousers are coming down are you're not called the lovable old bartender for nothing you say your first line the usual please Henry rut not which is that am I supposed to be holding this take it forward right action the usual please Henry good evening sir how very nice to see you again what you're doing you're not supposed to say anything don't even like I'm supposed to be a lovable Oh bark in there he doesn't see that here well it should do he knows my name am I supposed to ignore him just shake your cocktails you see you see the woman she's alone you smiled you showed me Ranger I can't hear you making the cocktail do it is usual a sidecar iced forget about the cocktail game a whiskey and soda it's not his usual issues for God's sake hurry up for you this is killing me you opened the code to show the label and you take out your cigarette case action would you like one oh I didn't see you there we'll get that right next time the sound is hopeless given a radio mic mr. Lucas yeah put this on mrs. Slocombe what do I do with that you put it down there down well allow me anything used to be located in my cleavage I'll do the location he'd slip right down mr. pretty car Nicole all that tell it to speak up a bit and while you're at it ask Captain peacock for the voice chase I want to try and get him on the same radio might see the next life your face seems very familiar very faint get closer closer your face seems very familiar close up closer face seems very familiar like somebody yelling down a lift shop yeah I'm getting some any extraneous noises here listen listen listen mommy did go down a long ways well I can't help it it's past my dinnertime better if he shouted up her skirt new body is shouting up my skirt saying they recognize the face mr. Lucas II it's up to you to get as much of the sound as you can before we get to the dance part I must point out that I can't give you any gypsy music with this thing oh don't make difficulties mr. Romm oh well if you're happy with this guy me now where's he got to my ha ha what a music carnate I heard your negative my together then you got five minutes oh come on the Richter film under these conditions which I know how you'll feel there's only one thing you can do go for a take I always find this someone up there looking after you well let's hope he's working overtime nice now you all know the plot opening positions am I going to do it for real this time now mr. Drake y'all over here would you share the pain come on over here that's traffic is the grass and the bottle mm-hmm can't be hip the girls in know mr. grace I tried recording running rocha camera running smooth as silk grace brother cinema commercial take one action yeah the usual please Henry can I give you one oh I didn't see you there okay mommy mommy J when the way shall we dance oh I was hoping you got here you walk the most unusual dress away no and dress from top to bottom the great bronze or the coincidence show am I so here we are just enough David Jones Johnson 12 in the two you had a bubbly champagne time shopping at great brothers yep oh dear I need to ride a glass or a longer top well then what do you think you're the director well y'all have asked mr. grace mr. Randall get on to the advertising agency we laugh spike milligan jump into the bomb you

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Views: 1,128,665

Rating: 4.7199764 out of 5

Keywords: Are, You, Being, Served, It, Pays, To, Advertise, Season, Final360p, 264, AAC

Id: 5h5COiFLAZs

Length: 29min 35sec (1775 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012