Are You Being Served Shoulder to Shoulder 3

captain peacock oh I have mr. Rambo for you there's no need for me to speak turn oh he doesn't want to speak to you just tell him I want to see him hmm hello oh he's hung up oh dear well get him again just chilling he's wanted hello Captain peacock oh I'm sorry would you tell him mr. Rambo wants him thank you Oh now I need a file perfect I've got one in here from the filing cabinet Oh so people know see what that is really Pat mr. Ombuds office oh is Captain peacock oh dear we've asked him what he wants at what you want he wants to know what you want why won't you been here not on the phone mr. ramble doesn't want you on the phone Oh what is it he's hung up again I'm gonna get very cross in a minute is nothing I've done no no well let's try again shall we try what try to get Captain peacock on the phone I thought you wants Tim in here oh well I'd better do it myself hello who is this what do you mean you can't guess I'm not asking you to guess who I am I want to know who you are I see you won't tell me until I tell you it's hopeless isn't it this is mr. Rumbold I want to speak to Captain peacock well will you find Captain peacock and tell him he's wanted urgently on the phone oh thank you sir I'll take it he'll okay I understand you have an urgent telephone programas it's me I'm sorry sir I understood you decide was for me he falls for you I see no reason why from digging urgent telephone calls I mean might have been from my way by my mother it was me phoning you from what you wanted I wanted to speak to you urgently you only had to pick up the telephone excuse me well then what was it that you wanted to see me about I want you to advise the staff or the decoration program now I have the details here Oh miss Thorpe where's the maintenance file oh you mean the one marked decoration yes oh I found it yesterday Andre under a yes I found those things Andre I don't quite follow well a letter a sales report a difficult way of finding it miss Thorpe is only temporary something wrong no don't know we'll talk about it later ah here's the decorating file now this goes under m IC D goes under n decorating comes under maintenance and maintenance comes under n think my system was much simpler there's certainly different it was tell me more about it guess I'm afraid Scott knocks it's my coffee break now Captain peacock it's big arc sir now this is what I want you to explain the staff the decorators are coming in tomorrow both of you yes sir III hate to interrupt you sir but if it's not all that urgent I am I made it into my coffee break I I hope you were better I come back later good morning madam can I help you I have a complaint that courts men who certainly before will have you retained the receipt because without it we can't do anything yes here it is and tear about remembering faces oh yes I'm 51 yes it was an elder woman I am assistant 51 this is my number don't forgive me I'm just so upset over my purchase 1 washable lady's wig color brown ash 4 pounds 50 well now what seems to be the trouble well after one wash is just dreadful I look a fright in it yes I see what you mean of course you can't possibly go about like that if you'd care to take it off I'll send it back to the factory Hey tapes off this is my own hair the wig just just a moment sir have got a customer who says he can't come in to be measured for a suit and could we send him one what size and color can I have your size and color sir he's white but he doesn't know his size good morning sir oh yes yeah have you about a tape-measure there oh well if you'll take the measurements we'll write them down it's got a nice voice right sir yes hold it between the thumb and forefinger of your left you hold the tape sir now we'll do your chest first right now throw it round your back and let the tape run through the fingers of your right hand now bring both ends together breathe in now out again now put your finger on the mark what does it read and I see he can't read it he's got his long-distance driving glasses on I wonder why he wears for driving short distances he's got each other's but he's had to drop the tape while he was doing it now it will do something much easier yes we'll do your sleeve now place the tape on the seam on your shoulder seam of your jacket hmm is wearing a sweater just put it where your shoulder finishes and your arm starts stop it's all gone you're working well you're working well now sir stretch your arm out to its full extent and tell me what it reads at your wrist hello you're very faint sir he's holding the phone in the hand we're measured in the arm so can you share yes you can yes alright yeah Britt bring the phone back to your ear now what does it read a good six inches just let it dangle down so we'll do it that way yes now what what does it read yeah I see oh good we've got one 48 inches that's from your hand to the floor he must be standing like that Tony had a nice voice we'll take that as his outside leg a measurement now while we're in that area will do your inside leg hey this should be fun you wanna be careful you know it's an offense to make dirty phone calls if I think you've gone far enough mr. Humphreys out alone but this is my customer mr. Granger what about my commission there will be no Commission without a sale good money tab and this is mr. Granger the senior assistant speaking what color suit had you in mind sir the dark blue not love it and then what are your Heights a tie for 10 right [ __ ] it sir and and what is your weight 11 the stone for the dragon form if that is all we need to know sour think it's sent him a dark blue regular 44 and accredit the sale to me yes mr. Granger what's the customers address Oh three yes and the present I'd like a word with you Porter mr. humphreys mr. Lucas Thunder floor please I think captain peacocks trying to attract our attention he's waving his arms about well if he wants me he'll have to come across personally I do not respond to waves man you met on your honor day oh that was different he was waving from his yacht didn't you see me signal to salmon you oh is that what it was oh we thought you had a fly buzzing round reroute our announcement to make we're gone then not here over there what what difference does it make because I had to tell the gentlemen what can't you tell us first no well tell them and then come back and tell us I have to tell everybody because it affects all of us very well come on another mr. Rumble has asked me to tell you that tomorrow the decorators will be coming in is that it then but mr. grace can only afford to have one department decorated so which shall it be could we see the decorator first before we make up our mind well I should be decorated because I've been here the longest my surfaces are cracking up something shocking I could definitely do with scraping down let you try a face pack captain peacock would you use your senior position to tell mr. Lucas the shortest cake hole Lucas you are not indispensable there are many young men who would bend over backwards to get into grace brothers that's one of the qualification you nearly got me the sack men you should have been put in one at birth ladies asleep you were supposed to set an example you descend to his level by making remarks like that you will only lose this if I had a face like as I'd be glad to lose it don't we stop all this tittle-tattle and get down to who's going after it yes quite right mr. Grainger I think we ought to toss for it oh that seems the fairest way I have a 10 P here shall I do it no no I think I as senior person person should do it better now I will toss and you call heads ladies well done to the counter that's my coffee money taka see let me give me a torch and a mirror I tell you never mind I'll toss now call tail hey hedge it is drop you're out put it out it's heads ah that's what I call first we won but I called eggs and they're both in so we've won you didn't go at all the first time I know how to settle this now let's toss for it my decision is final the ladies will be decorated yeah oh thank you captain peacock I could do with a few days off oh you may certainly have it a few days off if you wish good tea without pay of course but it's not our fault we're being closed down but you're not to be temporarily accommodated in the gentleman section what he says I hear are we expected to lose some of our limited counter space well temporarily yes I've a few shoot like a few days off without pay for mr. Grainger yeah mrs. Logan miss Brahms put your gear over there will ya I can't Doc's I'm taking the workers there elevenses oh yeah with a work that start a 7 o'clock tonight and in an eight-hour day that makes nine o'clock Gary elevenses that rake it means they'll be going over 300 going on five when I call the overtime we never get over time but your fault for being middle class get our displays up go Greek what are they doing redecorating no I do mean that I mean that woman she's taking down my white trunks I am mr. Grainger hey I'll hold you curl while you're waiting that's more like it mrs. Slocombe I demand that you take down your underwear immediately so miss Brahms as well Chiqui death and what do you suggest I do with my displease shall I tell her mr. Grainger you remove all this onto that counter and yourselves as well we'll see what Captain peacock has to say yes and there he is now what do you want steady quiet in there there's the mess oh yeah well it's a bit tricky in a moment captain people how do you mean the Foreman's got 10 pounds riding on three aces captain decock a word in your ear yes mr. Granger is being Muslim stop ulis he's trying to squeeze me round the corner very unlike mr. Granger no no I mean that he refuses to let us have enough room it's treating us just like squatters I'll have a word Granger the ladies are complaining that they haven't got enough room no and neither have we there's three of us and only to Allah then which is why they've got a small counter I cannot work when I'm constricted so take your corsets are you are asking for such a belt round the arrow may we have your ruling Captain peacock well come on Kissinger little corner to put a display so the customers will know where we are it is the thin end of the wedge was just a couple of feet one foot oh that sounds very reasonable very well I'll measure it mr. Granger boom a triumph for diplomacy oh come on miss Brahms let's clear some space for ourselves well done mr. Granger what's the matter you've done quite wait to tear me team by yeah bang my private drawers behind there we did a lot of very personal things in it is that where you keep all your copies of the girlie magazine usually you look at all this rubbish is a piece of pork pie who knows that is no way look tightly replaced by Keith such as nice PAP PAP the only wears those what he's asking for a rise I think we should sling the whole lot in the bin and then disinfect the drawer that is my personal drawer and everything in it is absolutely vital what's vital about it drops and an old Russian book leave my class alone ration book all we want is the space not your old rubbish when I'm going to take this and put it in some look where you can't fight me now where's our display busts oh they're behind the curtain up own deccan where you guy was robbed mrs. Stegman I haven't got any facts some people never said this right well I wouldn't if I were you too late hey ghost me lovey can speak up what do you think you're doing mr. probz has just been molested by one of the decorators what a duel none never see a good-looking one oh you mean that one that looks like Tom - what and that seemed do that to me I don't do it to youtube today you know he didn't the one that looks likes kept or got there first we'll have to scrub round the boss will pinch one of the men's you want to go and tell him to knock it off mr. Humphries oh free yes I'm free Captain peacock will you take over for me I have to go and have a severe word with the decorators ah Captain peacock shall I take over from mr. uh please while mr. Humphries takes over from you don't be facetious mr. Lucas sure it wasn't the one that low like some Jews you want to look like Larry Grayson with God and it's the biggest one of these days God he looks terrible he does need a hormone injection miss roms have you got any falses eat them no no no no I mean in stock oh here there behind there oh we're not going beyond there again oh well we'll just have to stuff them out with something well you try a cup of tea cake to the canteen those with the cherries on top that's enough of that thank you mr. Lucas all but if we could just borrow a couple of pairs of socks just around please yeah this is Logan Watson oh she can borrow a couple pairs of socks or stuff in a bra he's not gonna talk to those workmen again if stuffing the dummy oh I got the very thing I was saving these to take home I was going to use them tonight what were you gonna do with a pair of falsies I wear the mummy knees when I'm polishing the parking can I have yours oh yes we're looking for some sweaters I don't think you'll find him down there this was it mr. Humphries yeah will you show this gentleman what you've got in a sweater oh yes quite a range in size 40 but precious little in anything else oh dear I'm 38 oh dear shall I get out the thirty aches that have been incorrectly marked 40 what a good idea excuse me Oh what pretty Cullen like this hmm oh yes it's very you sir isn't it mr. Luthor yes I can't imagine you in anything else do you have a ladies cardigan to match yes yes we do excuse me Fanning hurry back home darling anything around the corner well be careful Oh Yola don't have to excuse us we're we're on our honeymoon well if it gets urgent we got a spare fitted room rather caught the first time we've been out I can believe it I quite fancy it he means the sweat oh there there 850 sure half man-made wool half polyester fiber surely that's man meals will diet which made by different men so it's a bit harsh isn't it I didn't see this next to my skin I can't resist cashmere ah yes cashmere very ideal for a romantic honeymoon cuddle sir very cozy and warm you're right I always wear cashmere socks yes quite so romantic some are there and what cashmere in my side it's 38 cashmere coming up ah excuse me are all these sizes correct oh yes sir these 38 or even more 38 and those 38 madly expensive well they're the last ones at this price idea a snip at 20 pound look it's the same kind line and it suits madam beautifully I can't imagine her in anything else feel how smooth this is darling pash Mia yes but far too expensive I'm afraid yes we've got the fit off let out we've only fitted out one room so far the bedroom how did you guess I'm sorry don't meet you look so handsome doesn't it yes makes you were practically young as well sir it's such a decal you've convinced me I'll pull on aside from yourself twenty palms there's mine we can't afford boats well you could camp out in the bedroom through here I think I leave is that and I'll buy you the slit out of my money my usual money when you're married they are supposed to fork out is supposed to be a birthday present for me oh well letting night in Seoul not quite the same though is it you keep out of this shall I shan't I should I or shouldn't I is he or isn't he I don't know but I think he'd help out if there was a row I can't resist it oh darling say mr. Lukic no sale mrs. Slocombe wrap it up before they start again men and never want to work with men again I thought it was very mean if mr. Granger not to lunch in his pizza when you lost yours it was typical but never mind I've got our own back you know how he always licks the end of his pencil before he makes out a bill well our substitutive in one from the joke department so when he licks the youngest um it could go all fizzy runs that was a very naughty pee I can't wait to see his face when he leaks it that's if you can see which end to link well that's why they're not here I can't find his glasses how do you know they're in my handbag normal coming straight on straight on straight on mr. green I am sure that I I head them on the camper you should have a spare pair I can't think what's happened to them I have my suspicions pasta sauce miss Brahms no well done mr. Lucas much less Oh dear me no he did that snippet never mind cosmy that full buckle on the next table is there any coming out I can't see it's coming slowly well we got nearly another hour yet keep at it oh well I like a lot of sauce hello it up how's you happy little bear tonight well we should be very happy when the ladies of gone the feeling is mutual it's a lumpy bit of tomato soup you got here that's so witty aren't they who is right put me off I think I'll go and get myself a coffin and I'll have a pudding in Dedham mrs. Slocombe gets in my hair metaphorically speaking Marja you know I think all the women have got a bit uppity you know since Margaret Thatcher got him I mean I was out with this girl last night I took about the workplace we were just getting down to it when suddenly she slapped me wrists told me I was out of order and I should leave the house sense of humor I mean look when you tickle miss Brahma the leg without feather-duster she didn't even smile no I would have found that quite amusing being a bit hard on I'm doing well it's not there for the count code not only our women do you think that we ought to offer an olive branch about just a twig maybe right I'll try that this I'm going out to get some fresh air yes it is very stuffy in here Pass me the sugar Miss Brown allow me mr. slipcovers whoa thank you do you have two lumps mrs. Slocombe this isn't some kind of joke is it I really try to be friendly alright then two lumps excuse fingers yeah yeah oh you forgot to get spoon Oh will you allow me happy I'm working relationship yet we'll just about finished captain pick up close I hope so too young mr. grace has come down specially for the unveiling actually sir heiio mr. Gryce I've got the whole dish all will be rebuilt let me have dessert I wrote like I'm not too weak to pull the rope you know then gather round everybody hold on to my chair got that then it gives me great pleasure on behalf of grace brothers to unveil the new ladies Department that's a good start sure I'll pull them aside you have a try again gone gone that ever ever it gives me great pleasure on behalf of great don't you to go through all that again so I just pull the sheets aside mr. manler shrub oh this is just the same new wood anyway we've got our own counters back again oh it was worse than being married it's over and we're just men again he didn't cost as much as I thought it would so we're going to start on the men's department you don't mean that we've got to join them but it looks like it yet mrs. Slocombe doesn't mind I can't wait much and get all you

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Length: 29min 42sec (1782 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012