Are You Being Served The Hand Of Fate 3

Oh I'm gonna shoot there I do not answer to ear mr. Matt Warren boy what is it mr. mash did you put in an order for 27 galvanized buckets and what would I be doing in ladies department with 27 galvanized buckets this is ladies department not a farmyard we could be milking to Jersey yes barca morning captain sorry I'll car solution sir if you taken leave of your senses yeah I am trying to ascertain sir who ordered 27 galvanized buckets obviously nobody on this floor well art where denies all knowledge of them Oh No I'll try musical instruments the mashed peas sorry catchy mrs. Slocombe what should I do with these crochet fairies Oh say Oh without these four years I think they're a special offer for the Jubilee SS heiress worn by Princess Margaret rose oh yes oh they were very popular well if they were so pop you're out can we got some any left they were only popular with Princess Margaret well and much are they oh well what does it say on the ticket at June 11 pinch three farthings we can't put that out what's that in you mummy well with our devaluation inflation decimalisation purchase tax be 80 or put only Peter Blatt for teepees Oh what about the Margaret rose put as worn by Princess Anne at badminton you can't wear these to play badminton Oh get over are you being served Megan yes no I'd like to Charlie's Princess Anne hat please Oh certainly madam man they're just coming oh oh they're becoming isn't it as grunt yes they're all wearing them for badminton oh no that's before you're supposed to be four pounds fifty but they've been reduced that's quite reasonable according to today's standards yes madam we think so to save miss Brahms the combinations are the media who shrunk sir but it is advisable to wash them in lukewarm water yeah well better still no water at all my old granddad used to send his combinations of the dry cleaners you know him well I rinse mine in the bath and then let the wind dry them be pure magic in your ass here we are thank you very much good morning sir Thank You Bo Callahan's huh yeah can I help you sir so-so can I help you sir so so you wanted dine-saw mr. Lucas chop-chop your pardon captain peacock oh the Salukis credit card oh so you mr. Kato I peacock how do you do mr. I peacock this honorable mr. Humphries hum please so and this honorable mr. Lucas Lucas so no no Lucas Lucas no you you must you must understand mr. Lucas but this gentleman is Japanese and he has difficulty getting his tongue around his arms no I would have thought it was just a matter of practice does the customer require Captain peacock I'll try to find out yes of course you were at East one yeah hmm what he wanted what a fillet a bigger buddy cut the fillet Petticoat Lane or Drury Lane I think the customer wishy a raincoat mr. Lucas ah Lane cold excuse me phony leggy marries Lettie Mae's mr. Rumbold for Captain peacock sound like mr. Rambo I'm mr. rumbles new temporary secretary mr. Rumbold would like to see Captain peacock in his office in that case I shall claim Captain peacock with mr. Rambo who's wishing you're very obliging only to a point every week up mr. Randall's office chop-chop ah what was the last thing I said would I please get them off I beg a partner religious you wanted me to catch the post oh yes no what I meant was what was the last thing I said in the memo to young mr. grace I am both flattered and honored that you are considering me for the vacant placed on the beard of doctors they could post on the board of directors so my shorthand of course I would readily accept if selected signed yours Crawley yours truly sorry yes well that that would be a holic try to be a bit more accurate miss Ainsworth yes mister rumbles no I want there to go off tonight I don't want any correspondence delay the way it was yesterday of course not mr. rumbled it won't be like last night I promise I'll have it off before I go well done you have to be very firm with these girls these days you've seemed to be getting results sit down pika now as you probably put peacock yes yes as you've probably heard mr. Theobald is retiring from the Board of Directors the due to continued ill health yes two bottles a day I believe that's neither here or there anyway they've been preparing a short list of suitable people with the necessary qualifications and requirements which are of course drive experience integrity etc and I thought it right only right that you should be the first to know Hansa that's why I sent for you well because it doesn't come as a complete surprise to me sir and I need hardly add the time both flattered and honored and if selected for the post would readily accept and Captain peacock you know I should explain that I'm the one who's being considered and if I do get the job I was intending to recommend that you should take over here I see don't seem too pleased about it well I'm not at all sure that a clerical job is right up my street I used to enjoy having the friendly personal contacts with people and on the other hand I'm not wrong about 17 pounds 50 sir there's your receipt and your credit card so oh my word breathe you've got a cross on your fate line breathe clothes clothes on flake like me Reedy handy Pandy ah yes yes cross means accident accident yes cross means a crash class mean class yeah something like that mean only class Mika credit card go home go there your Nara so it's grunting a good stir sir what's all that rubbish about a cross on his fate line well there are certain times when I see thickness will be like a fortune teller and I'm not usually wrong some Japanese kami coffee bother me buckets and fell down the stairs can I give him an no he'll be inhabit a tree by now let them deal with it check is everybody is well I've owned him you won't even our war he's sure in his hand so what's in his hand I saw an accident in his hand and I told it isn't as they did I heard it I didn't know you could read him so it runs in the family my father noticed something funny about me when I was six not marine I know I can't I got to be in the moon well you was in the mood when you rolled in that saying he was Japanese same thing anyway the vibrations have got to be right I'll try over lunch yeah whicka at nipped up filled darkness tears he's got his equated he one of my buckets oh man and so far from home I hope he's got an account cause him in a bucket on the way to the hospital anyone pay cash very hardly the coffee there's only one spoon no where I can't use my finger mikage don't milk nail varnish I I prepare to use my pencil the taste of the wood taste my mind off the coffee don't rush me I'm trying to take a taste away of this cottage pie how do you stop I think is yesterday's Lancashire hotpot no no I mean when you first found out you had this gift look I used to have these funny turns you see not about 15 I had the sensation of floating out of my body and looking down at myself lying in bed in my pajamas what are you doing nothing I was just normal oh it's like creepy mmm gosh I've learned to do we took will or since then I can pop out of my body whenever hello oh my wish I could find a body like hers I won't come back when I first joined grease Brothers juniors weren't allowed to sit with the seniors you want well lots of people leave their bodies at night but they don't remember it I have dreams like that quite often I dream I'm flying around in the air with no clothes on and all my friends are looking up at me I might wake up now blushing all over do you want to be embarrassed buying it is humiliating try flying on your back hi I often dream that I'm wandering about the house looking for something do you find it yes fortunately is last night on the way back I fell over the cat you know animals are very sad I'm in the least sign of danger and Mike Ross is hair stands on end like really I found the burglar alarm it gone and it'll be going that time soon see if you can see anything right oh you have a very pronounced mount of Venus mr. Lucas one soccer a lot from you I go straight to captain peacock no sugar would your heart rules your head now let me see how many affairs oh yes one two whoa that's a big one I don't think we want to go into the past what about the future well you have a very long life line you'll live well past middle age now that's the present she wants to know about the future so quite clear what is well I can see a man at your feet he's tall and distinguished Oh is it I can't see won't turn round your body and go right I have a lot what's he doing well all I can tell you is that he's lying at your feet would you believe me I said it was never too late oh I didn't know that mr. Humphrey was a harvest oh yeah not only that you can pop out of his pajamas whenever he feels like you know he's seeing things in my past that I thought only I knew about there must have been somebody else there surely Captain peacock why don't you get mr. Humphreys I'm gonna put your hand oh no I don't believe in that sort of thing oh go on Captain peacock unless of course you got some terrible secret what you want kept hidden hmm oh really well okay but I I only have a moment oh look at that born to lead look at that prominent forefinger a very ambitious hand Oh in such a long lifeline look at those right round here splits itself into two and shoots right up his sleeve well let me gonna die of old age in a railway tunnel such a lot of lines your head rules your heart it's big enough I can see an opportunity Merlin something to do with your job go on well I see you as it were climbing a ladder and then a door opens and you find yourself wearing a new hat not a remarkable am i right well I wasn't going to mention this but this morning I was informed that mr. Theobald might be leaving because of ill health okay two bottles a day I'm told and I was told that I should stand by to take over mr. Rumbold position look that's it can I'm in the light zone then well I'd certainly taking over from mr. Rumbold is a door opening yeah you'll definitely have to have a new hat because then you'll be allowed to wear one of those stupid looking bonus works remarkable yes now let me show you the back of your left hand oh yes mm-hmm what what do you tell from that we're late back from lunch mr. Hubley country yes I'm free mr. Grainger I would like a word with you and not you mr. Lucas this is for mr. ham please hear and learn what can I do for you Miss Granger well I wanted to say mr. Humphries the last few weeks I've been watching the way in which you've been handling the customers yeah well I can explain that mr. Grainger you see to say is that I've been very impressed with your performance in trousers never thank you Miss grace we'll whole point is that if Captain peacock goes up well the somebody else has gotta take over the position that has floorwalker when you are going to recommend me recommend you certainly not I'm going to recommend me well what are we talking about it well I am going to suggest a to Captain peacock that you take over my position do you think you could cope no I'm sure I could mr. Grainger especially with your hand to guide me then do do you think that Lucas is capable of taking over from you with my hand to guide him well better consult qanitin' I'll free mr. Lucas yes you have just caught me at a free moment mr. Robertson now mr. Lucas if mr. grumble takes over from mr. fearful it's very likely that Captain peacock will take over for mr. Rumbold in which case mr. Grainger may take over from Captain peacock therefore I shall take over mr. Granger's duties which will leave my position vacant do you think you could cope with it wouldn't it be simpler if I took over from mr. Theobald it's a serious responsibility we are discussing mr. Lucas oh yes I can see that mr. Grainger I mean after all it means instead of standing in the middle of the counter here mr. Humphreys will understand at the end of the counter there and let's do the mean standard at the end of the counter here I shall have to stand in the middle of the counter there it's a really big responsibility that mr. Damon I don't really know if I'm ready to cope with it behind you it's masked bigger responsibilities for me standing here as it is for mr. Humphrey standing over there I don't envy you mr. Humphreys I'd be a nervous wreck here we'll finish mr. Newton well let me put it another way mr. Grainger do I get more money yes I'll do it very well then I will confer with Captain peacock Oh that fasting was gone are you free Captain peacock at the moment mrs. Slocombe well it's like this Steven if you do take over from mr. Rumbold that would leave your position here vacant would it not that is true yes and I'm sure you will take over because with your military background and your big forefinger you're born to lead business oppose advancement was inevitable and I suppose it'll be up to you to recommend someone to take your place I doubt it will well I think that it's time we had a change of sex on the floor I understand that you're recommending mr. Humphreys I'm recommending me you a woman a woman floorwalker Captain peacock women are equal to men these days you know not that equal floor walking has always been a man's job in this department well I don't see why I mean anybody can stand there with their nose in there looking stupid that we're all that were required mrs. Slocombe I would recommend you without hesitation male chauvinistic Pig I'll pretend you haven't said that I didn't want the job anyway I'm free mr. Granger not at the moment mr. have this Oh only captain peacocks 300 and will are you Z mr. humble yes I'm free mr. Grainger oh well would you mind taking over this customary measure mr. Grainger hey thank you I've already taken his inside leg he's looking for something in Scottish tweed with Road rollers hmm well he got RUP just about the scrander i freed are and you like it to hear of the possibility of your emotions the thank your well-deserved inevitable I should have said we've known each other for many years Stephen you're one of my closest acquaintances Ernest it's very nice of you to say that I take it that you will be recommending me in what capacity for your job Oh God I I rather doubt it dad get why I think it needs a younger man to cope with it cope cope cope with what all you do is to stand there with your nose in the air and say are you free is the great job I had to check all the bills and make sure they're properly made out well any damn fool could do that when is that the qualification you're offering captain peacock as soon as I've had my tea I shall bring it up in front of mr. Rambo I can't understand a word you're saying I think he wants to talk to you well who is it he sounds like a Japanese with his head stuck in a bucket time for practical jokes put the receiver down I think I can explain that sir don't even start now let's get these complaints over quickly shall we it is 5:30 to put it in a nutshell Captain peacock doesn't fancy a lady floorwalker now we only have two lady floor walkers one in costumery one in haberdashery which one don't you fancy I don't fancy one in menswear good no we've got one dress as a man I'm specifically referring to mrs. Slocombe ah oh she lets the complete mrs. Slocombe has been dressing as a man and it doesn't attract you I think I agree don't dress as a man anymore mrs. Logan don't be daft I haven't been dressing as a man it's just that I don't want to be under mr. Grainger on the floor there's no danger of that Captain peacock seems to think that I'm past it sometimes wonder if sitting in this office I'm missing something if there is a vacancy to be filled I don't see any reason why I shouldn't do it after all I have had 15 years experience what vacancy we talking about know where Captain peacock takes over your job we're gonna have to have a new floor Walker captain pick up my possible promotion was supposed to be a secret I only got the memo about it yesterday no can't if peacock didn't tell us about his he mr. Humphrey saw in his hand at lunch but what were you doing with my memo in your hand at lunch captain dude we didn't have the memo I read the lines in his hand you see he's a Parma Stu can see into the future and he saw Captain peacock climbing a ladder a door opening and him wearing a new hat which means you're getting mr. Theobald job he's getting yours which is why I'm applying for his but it's by no means certain that I am getting mr. Theobald's job well let Gypsy Rose Humphreys reach-around yeah no not that one that's the bond you were born with I was born with them both so you see the left line is what you start out with the right one is what you make of it another changes no let me see oh well you had a very unhappy childhood his mother kept polishing his hair with sandpaper let's stick to the future shall we I can see a cross that's the crossroads in your career and I can see a tee Theobald no it's a turning point in your life when's it going to happen well I can see leaves in the old town is the autumn now yes yes sir yes sir I'll tell him Sir young mr. grace wants to see on his way out through the department back over the news ah but we haven't dad you daddy I look sharp about oh yeah mr. grace a little truth that's it how about this a new position you should have seen to this peacock hmm come along with you snow go get those boxes away I am doing only they go on the top shelf in millinery and I'm no good on the ladder come on with bronze I'm not coming up here with you down here Rambow yes mr. Prez exchange thing happened to me this afternoon who what was that sir mud my tea bag broke I am sorry mr. Grayson I'll speak to the catering manager oh no no no no no I I'm glad it broke Lilly the tea girl red nightie DS oh I hope it was good news huh well it was more of a warning it said beware of a bald-headed man with big ears so you're not getting the job carry on everybody you wrote that very well did you hear that a fine fortune teller you are wasn't far wrong um I mean I mentioned the leaves didn't die on that cup of tea could have been returning he didn't get the job did he no he's been turned down and what about mrs. Slocombe with a man at her feet an old peacock going up a ladder with a door opening and all that rubbish about him being a new axe I can't be right all the time come on let's tell peacock about run I think this will be a very good time for me to leave my body you

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Keywords: Are, You, Being, Served, The, Hand, Of, Fate, 1360p, 264, AAC

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Length: 29min 32sec (1772 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 14 2012