- We're getting juiced over
some watermelon snacks. - Let's talk about that. (dynamic music) Good mythical morning. - Today we're serving up
another Super Snack Flavor Match where we keep the flavor industry honest. - Honest. - So honest we pronounce the H. 'Cause you just can't label something with a fun flavor to get people to buy it and then call it a day. No, flavor industry. You gotta follow through
with that flavor promise. - Right, now a lot of snack makers have attempted to capture the
flavor of watermelon, but it is not an easy thing to do. Because as Mythical Beast
Savagery 24 commented, y'all should try doing watermelon flavor because almost no product
tastes like watermelon. Well listen, we're doing it. And if there's a snack out there that's captured watermelon
the best we're gonna find it. It's time for Super Snack
Flavor Match watermelon edition. We got a bunch of
watermelon flavored snacks. We're gonna rate them
on a scale of one to 10 on how close, not how good they are, but how close they taste
to actual watermelon. Then we're gonna add those scores up, where the snack with the
highest overall score will be declared the truest
watermelon flavored snack, and will accordingly be forever named Watermelon Brian.
- Watermelon Brian. But before we taste the snacks let's establish our control
by tasting actual watermelon. We got some seedless watermelon here, which has been genetically
modified to not have seeds. - But we were also told,
just before this started, if we are to trust our team members. - And we are.
- We've been told seedless watermelon has
a more robust flavor. - It's a win-win. - Because where their seeds would've been now there's just more flavor. - I don't know if that's the reason. - I like watermelon.
- I mean, speaking of reason,
reason runs the season, and watermelon is out of it, but. - Not in California. - That ain't stopping us. - All right, let's taste our first snack. (dynamic music) - Now Haribo is well
known for its gummy bears. But if you're not into
eating animal shaped gummies, fear not, because they
have a watermelon shaped gummy product that we're about to try. I've never had these. - I, you know what, I love gummy stuff. - I know.
- I love this brand. I haven't had these either. Now, unlike the gummy bears, which sometimes it can be deceptive. Like the green is actually
strawberry flavored. The clear is actually pineapple flavored. This looks like a watermelon
with a rind and all. - They've gone well out of their way to make it look correct. The green is almost like marshmallow. It's a different consistency
than the red part. - It has that watermelon flavor flavor. You know what I'm saying? Watermelon flavor flavor. - Right.
- I like it though. - [Link] It is interesting because there's three different consistencies of gummy. - But I just don't think I can, I'm gonna have to give it... It's got a hint of something
that is approaching, trying to be watermelon, but just kind of lands in that watermelon
flavor flavor place. But for me, I'm gonna give it a three. - That's what I was thinking. We agree. - Three plus three is six.
- Six. - Okay, we've got Capri Sun watermelon. Now this is 100% juice, but
not 100% watermelon juice. Woo, we see what you did there Capri Sun. - What's it got.
- It's got other juices. It has a grape, apple, and citric acid. (both laughing) Citric acid. - But also, it has
watermelon juice concentrate. Don't stab yet 'cause it says shake well and we wanna give this the best bet. I mean, Capri Sun, the Capri Sun family, they're watching right now. - Yeah, yeah, the people behind Capri Sun? - Yeah. All right, did you shake well, because I didn't even see you shake. I'm still shaking. - Well, I mean.
- There's no doubt. - That's a strange amount of shaking. - The Capri Sun family
is not gonna doubt my, if mine's shaken up. Because if we gotta rip 'em a new one, speaking of rip 'em a new one. - I find the hole and
then I stab like that. - Now I go from here and I just go for it. - Well, I figured that's
what you would do. - I missed a little bit, but that worked. - Okay, if you told me that
this was a watermelon juice. - I'd spit in your face. - And I admittedly didn't
shake it as much as Link did. - It's apple juice. - It's just apple juice,
or it's grape apple juice. But the Capri family is watching, so. - Capri Sun family. - Well the son is there, but the the daughter is there as well. - Oh.
- The whole family is there, and they're all watching,
they have a giant television. It's a projector, that's what it is. I didn't wanna say it, but
it's a projector screen. They've got it in the living room, it comes down from the ceiling. They get together. They're watching "Good Mythical Morning". - And you know what, they deserve it. - We should be filming
in 4K for them alone. - But this has not a hint of watermelon. - I'm sorry.
- Honestly, I gotta give it a zero. - I'm gonna give it a
one just because I still wanna get an invitation to
their holiday party, next year. - How on earth can you live with yourself? This is not, this is not honest. - Okay, a zero plus one, total of one. You know what? We launched the Mythical
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- Right, just a video call. - All right, when you
think about watermelon, I think about like the heat of summer, and just the refreshment
of that nice slice, and just the hydration. Which makes total sense that there is a watermelon flavored frozen fruit bar 'cause it's about the refreshment as well. - Yeah, it's almost
just like, have you ever frozen a piece of watermelon and eaten it? I recommend that.
- Seriously, you've done that. - I haven't, but I think
it's probably a good idea. - So this is Outshine. This thing, I've got high hopes because first ingredient,
watermelon puree, water, cane sugar, beet juice color,
natural flavor, guar gum. Holla!
- Oh, it's got guar gum! - And ascorbic acid, and carob bean gum. - Taste this, Link. I think we have a contender. You're going to bite the ice. - Oh gosh. - [Rhett] You gotta bite the ice, man. It's the only way--
- I do have to bite it. - Listen, the watermelon flavor is subtle and they have captured the subtlety as an actual watermelon. But that's what's happening right here. - Outshine has outshined
everything we've eaten so far. I mean, it's the watermelon puree. - It's got actual watermelon in it. - This knocks my socks off. - Man, the other ones have been so low that I feel like I can't, I wanna go nine. I'm going eight because I believe that somebody might be able
to outshine Outshine, eight. - Well, I'm gonna go
where you're afraid to go. I gotta go to nine. I almost went to 10. - Well, but you didn't. - [Rhett And Link] Nine
plus eight equals 17. - Now one could argue that a watermelon is not unlike a potato in that it can also be sliced, diced, and pureed. And we can make chips out of potatoes, so why not watermelons? Well, we might find out
there's a good reason for that. With these Fit Fit fruit watermelon chips. - [Link] Fit Fit chips. - Look at that.
- This is wild. - [Rhett] It just looks like you left some watermelon out in the sun. - And you know what, they did because it says this is one slice of fresh watermelon dried,
not fried, not baked. Just one ingredient. It's just a slice of watermelon. - [Rhett] Nothing added. - [Link] But this white stuff-- - It almost feels like cheating. I gotta say, this almost
feels like cheating because it's just watermelon. - But this is the rind of a watermelon. I mean, I'm gonna eat the
reddest piece I can find. - I found a pretty red piece. It has a seed on it. - I mean, I can see a dried seed. It's got like a hexagonal pattern, like it's been smushed by something. Like a beehive. It's not crunchy like a chip at all. - [Rhett] It's more Fruit Roll-upy. - [Link] It tastes like rotten watermelon. - It tastes like rotten watermelon. - It literally tastes
like rotten watermelon. - Now we have a conundrum. We have a philosophical conundrum. - Yes we do. - Because does rotten watermelon taste more like watermelon? - I mean, it is watermelon. - It tastes exactly like
watermelon, that is also rotten. - So on a taste scale, I would
have to rank it pretty low. - But on a tastes like watermelon scale. - I gotta rank it almost through the roof. I mean, it's just...
- But it's rotten. - But it's rotten. - This what we tasted is not rotten. - No. - Do you like the way I phrased that? This what we tasted? - So we gotta bring this back-- - I've never spoken that way. This what we tasted. - Well, when you're
dealing with a conundrum, you gotta talk a different way. - I'm gonna give it a seven
on a watermelon scale, which is pretty, pretty great. But it's rotten watermelon,
so I moved it down to seven. I'm gonna give it a 10 on a
tastes like watermelon scale. But then, because it's rotten, I have to take it down to a seven. - Oh. So seven plus seven is 14. - Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but raisins are made from grapes. - Grapes! - Okay, so you're in agreement. But apparently we're living in the future because now raisins are
made from watermelons. - Nope, that's not what happened here. - Sun-Maid has sour raisin
snacks that they've then flavored with other flavors besides
grape, including watermelon, which is what we're gonna taste. They've also got blue
raspberry, mixed berry. I have not seen these. - I didn't know about sour
grapes or sour raisins. - Oh, I did that. And if you want some I'll
do that towards your hand. And I'll do it towards my hand. - I'm kind of excited about these just as a concept, sour raisins. - [Link] It's sour. - Sun-Maid says, because
when your fruit snack starts with raisins and
ends with watermelons, you know you've done something right. (Stevie laughing) What kind of crap is that? (Link laughs) - The feeling you get when you
hear or read that packaging is the same feeling you
get when you taste these. Total confusion. - I like it a lot. - I like it a lot, but
I'm totally confused. And there is, there
are layers that happen. Okay, I put a raisin in my mouth. I tasted sour.
- Sour first. - Second thing I tasted was watermelon. - Watermelon flavor. And then you taste grapes.
- Grapes. - Or raisins. - Are we focusing on just that layer, or are we taking the whole thing, because? - Just the layer of watermelon. - Well no, it says sour
raisin snacks, watermelon. I mean, they're not saying-- - The only thing I'm interested in-- - It's not watermelon flavored raisins. - Oh, you're saying you have to take the whole thing into account. - So I'm not gonna hold that against it. - You mean you're gonna take the raisins-- - But I am gonna hold it against me. - You're gonna take the raisins
and the sour into account as you analyze the flavor as
it compares to watermelon? - I'm only analyzing the-- - So the exact opposite of what you seem like you were saying, got it. - I'm only ranking the watermelon
strata of the experience. - Well that I give a four. - [Link] I give it a five. - Nine. You know we've been eating
a lot of flavors today, so we're gonna need to
brush our teeth after this. Or during this, because this next product is Colgate's two in one
Watermelon Burst kid's toothpaste. Let's see if watermelon makes
brushing our teeth sweeter. It just kind of, first of
all, I'm afraid you're gonna-- - What does this remind you of? - It reminds me of in
college when we would eat at that place, the Blue Moon Barbecue. And we would take the barbecue sauce, and we had a trick that we would go up and enter a conversation with somebody, and we would squeeze the barbecue sauce, and it was shoot barbecue mist. - Mist.
- Into their nose. And they would to, they wouldn't
know what was happening. - They would be talking to us and like, you just watch their face
kind of like have to endure. - We would do it from down here. - Yeah, yeah, do it from down there. - But it was a bigger bottle though. - Got watermelon?
- Oh, it's working. It's working. - It's not, is it? It's not working for me,
you're not aiming it right. - It's pointing right at your nose. - Yeah, that's working there. That's there. Okay. - Blue Moon Barbecue,
shutdown after we graduated. - It smells like that watermelon flavor. Now we want, we've been
cleansing our palate and we're gonna, with... - Lettuce, that's called lettuce. - Whatever this is. What is this, green stuff? We just wanted to show you
that we've gone all the way. - Just in case you think we're
not taking this seriously. - Now, I've had the adult version of this. And I will say that
this is ranked number 75 in kids' oral hygiene products on Amazon. - Wow, top 100. I don't know how to, I don't
know if that's good or not. - Dink it. - I'm gonna get it a little wet. - I wetted mine first. (brush scrubbing) Are you getting the burst of watermelon? - I'm getting that
watermelon flavor flavor. This tastes like, you
know how you would have the option sometimes at the dentist? - Oh gosh, yeah. - To get that fluoride treatment. - Do enough people like watermelon
to create all this stuff and to get their way
deep into the dentistry? It's always baffled me. This is nasty. - This is very strong flavored, but it's squarely in the
watermelon flavor flavor, not the watermelon flavor. I'm gonna give it a two. - I'm giving it a three. - Oh two plus three is five. And that means.
- Yes! - That with a total score of 17, the most watermelon tasting
snack out there is... - [Rhett And Link] The Outshine
pureed frozen fruit bars. - Watermelon flavored. That's it. If you wanna eat something
that tastes like watermelon then you gotta do that. And you know what that means? We are going to officially... - Slap it on there, man. Slap it on. And you know what Outshine, thank you for your integrity,
your truth in advertising. - Got a little bit on
the watermelon there. - [Link] We're gonna leave that there. - Watermelon Brian, you did it. - You've restored our
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I think for these they shouldn't allow snacks that use the actual ingredient in question because that's cheating, i think it would have been nice if they just rated the closest 'watermelon flavor' snack to watermelon. Obviously the one with watermelon puree as its first ingredient will be closer to watermelon than the watermelon flavored gummy.