- The way you approach cotton candy disturbs me and everyone else. - I don't like touching it. - I see that, you're like afraid of it. (upbeat music) - Good mythical morning. - Okay, if you could only
pick one carnival food to eat what would it be? - Elephant ears, man, fried dough. - Okay, how far down the
list would you have to go to before you got the cotton candy? - All the way. - Oh, so you're not excited
about today, but a lot of people are excited about cotton candy, because there was a lot of stuff out there that is flavored to it tastes like it, and now we're gonna taste those things. It's time for Super Snack Flavor
Match Cotton Candy Edition. - What's your favorite carnival food? - Corn dog. - Okay, well, we don't
have any corn dogs, sorry. - Rats. - But we do have a bunch of
cotton candy flavored snacks, and we're gonna rate each of
them on a scale of one to 10 to see how closely they taste when compared to actual cotton candy. Then we're gonna add our scores together. In the end, the snack with
the highest overall score will be declared the truest
cotton candy flavored snack, and will accordingly be forever
named Cotton Candy Brian. - Now, of course we knew
that there was one person, you might be thinking this,
that had to be involved in this. Now he's been holed up in
quarantine for quite some time. I haven't been in close
contact, but he did mail me. - Can't be here, right? - He did mail me this ear piece that's got something on the end of it. Let me, this used ear piece. - Okay? - Okay. Let me see. Hello, Cotton Candy
Randy? Can you hear me? - [Randy] Happy cotton candy day, daddies. I wish I was there to
smell your beautiful flesh. - Oh, that would be
incredible, Cotton Candy Randy. - What did he say? - He said he's a big fan of
me and he wants to smell me. - Oh okay, well ask him what does he think of cotton candy flavored snacks? - You may have heard
that, Link wants to know what you think of cotton
candy flavored snacks, because that's what we're about to eat. - [Randy] Well, I mean, they're okay. But the important thing
to remember is that they're filled with chemicals
that are made in a lab. If you want real cotton candy flavor, you should let me ring
out my sweaty undershirt directly into your mouth. - Well, you know what, I would love, he must have ring out his sweaty
undershirt into your mouth. I would love for that to be arranged, but unfortunately, since
you're not present, what we do have is we
have real cotton candy. Do you have any tips for how
we should actually enjoy this? - Yeah, you're going to
want to use your fingers and your tongue, and whatever
you do, don't wash your hands. That way you're getting a
little salty with your sweet. - Use your fingers, man. - Oh, he said use the fingers. - Oh, you can't hear him. I forgot you can't hear him. - I can't hear him.
- Yeah, yeah. - It's only through your ear piece. - It's only through the ear piece. - That you can hear him. - Right, it's through this ear
piece that ends right here. (laughs) Yeah, use your
fingers and your tongue because of the salt, he said. Randy, you got a sweet nothing for us? - [Randy] Yeah. (breathes heavily) I sleep in a waterbed filled with the tears of lost children. - Hmm, that makes me feel all warm inside. - [Randy] Is Link there? - Yeah, he's right next to me. - [Randy] Tell him he's
the reason, I tell him-- - Here, let me, let me. - [Randy] I'm the reason you've been waking up with night terrors. Your screams make me feel like I have a tummy full of warm soup. (giggling) - What'd he say?
(crew giggles) - Let's just get to our
first cotton candy snack. - Okay, bye Cotton Candy Randy. - [Randy] Bye, and remember, when the blood moon rises in the sky, I will reveal my true form. To look upon me will curse
you with the knowledge of how all things will end, bye daddies. - Bye! He is so sweet. (carnival music) Now, when I think of cotton candy, I don't usually think crunchy until now. Cap'n Crunch has made a new
flavor, Cotton Candy Crunch. - Okay. - Link, could you pour some milk? Because I know that's your thing. - Well, kind of my thing. Here we go, look at that. - As you can see, it's pink and blue flavored or colored Cap'n Crunch that apparently has a
authentic cotton candy flavor. - We will be the judge of that, on independent scales of one to 10. And did you know that
Cap'n Crunch was created in response to a 1960s market research that revealed that kids under 10 preferred crunchy foods to soggy foods? - And also kids over 10. - Yeah, I like soggy foods. - Also all people. If I ate this blindfolded, I would think I was eating
Cap'n Crunch and nothing else. - [Link] It's good. - [Rhett] It is tasty. - I'm trying to find even the
hint of cotton candy in this. - Maybe if we did it side by side. - There's an aftertaste. - I'm gonna give it a one. - Based on aftertaste, I'll give it a two. - [Rhett] Okay, for a total of three. (carnival music) - Next up we have Pop Rocks
Cotton Candy Explosion. Wow, they added the word explosion. And here you go, Rhett. If you want to have your own explosion, there's your little ramekin. - [Rhett] I want to have my own explosion. Do I eat it with a spoon? - Just eat them with your hands. - Well I have a spoon, I might as well. - Eat them with your hands,
eat them with your tongue. - Now I will say that there's
an Amazon review of these from Carmen, who says "kids loved 'em. Went to Comicon with a
backpack full of these, and kids loved them. - Come on, kids. Don't go to Comicon and take
Pop Rocks from strangers. - You're gonna get on the kids' case? I think I need to get on Carmen's case for going to Comicon with
backpack full of candy and handing it out at children. - Oh yeah, ooh, there's
a little bit of pain. - Oh, good pain. - Just a little bit of pain. - Like a mild kinda pain. - Listen, ooh, that was a big one. - But does it taste like cotton candy? - I'm starting to think that--
- It's like pop rocks. - People think they want
to eat cotton candy, but they just want to eat the same thing with cotton candy colors, because these colors are very enticing. - Cotton candy has a specific taste. I need to remind myself of it, because I feel like I'm
going a little bit nuts here. - It's just sugar. - It just tastes like sweet. - Anything sugary.
- Sugar rocks. - You could, you could say it was cotton, actually you know what? - It's a little bit closer. I'm gonna give it a two. - No, man, I think there's a
little bit more here, four. - [Rhett] For a total of six. (carnival music) - Final reminder, today is the last day to enter the Golden Tee
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void where prohibited. - Yeah, where prohibited. Now listen, cotton candy,
it's not good for you. Nobody's trying to pretend that it is, but what if it was good for you? What if it was a fruit,
specifically grapes? Well, The Grapery makes flavored grapes, including cotton candy flavored grapes. - This is a gimmick, right? - So Josh, I know you and
Nicole did a podcast on this. Could you quickly just
explain what's happening here? - [Josh] Yeah, so the cotton candy grape is actually a crossbreed between two of the
sweetest grape varieties. It was developed by a
horticulturist in Bakersfield, and it just kind of naturally
tastes like cotton candy. They're trying to make it
more appealing to kids, but he's also sitting
on a bunch of different grape crossbreeds that
apparently taste like pineapple and mango and strawberry,
so I'm waiting for that. - He's sitting on them like a hen? - Like he lays them, that's the secret. - [Josh] What do you
think horticulturist does? - Dink it, not that one. - Oh man, I put it on my tongue. - Another one, man. - A bigger one. - And sink it. - Now. - I'm definitely getting grape. - You're, cotton candy like crazy. I've had these before and I was blown away and
I'm blown away again. Two seconds into the bite. You're not getting the cotton candy? - Yeah, definitely. - By my tongue, these
are way more cotton candy than anything that we've tasted so far. - Can I have one from your ramekin? - Maybe recenter with some cotton candy. - I think that would make it worse. - The way you approach cotton candy disturbs me and everyone else. - I don't like touching it. - I see that, you're like afraid of it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, something's
turned me off to it. I don't know what or who
it may be, but it's good. - You don't taste the cotton candy? All right, I think it
tastes like cotton candy and I think Link doesn't, so
he's gonna give it a low score. So I gotta make up for that, I'm going to give these an eight. - I'll give it a three
just because I believe you. - Am I right or wrong about that, Josh? Do they taste like cotton candy? It's like uncanny. - [Josh] Big time. - You think big time?
- Big time. - I'm just inoculated to it. - [Josh] I give it an eight
for whatever that means. - Well, I'll add one
more, so that's a four, so that brings us to a total of 12. (carnival music) Baskin and the Robbins has
created a cotton candy ice cream which we have before us. Now, after the grape, I'm
like feeling so left out. - Well, this one might be
a little bit more direct. - This one hits you over the head. I mean, the colors are
are made for ice cream. It's very fun. - How could you not get
it right with ice cream? It's a creamier, dreamier version of your favorite fluffy puffy treat, swirled in a carnival of
color for extra cuteness. That's from the Baskin Robbins people. - There's a very specific
cotton candy taste, but you're right, this one only shows up in the very, very tail
end, like as it's sort of, as this gone down, as you're
thinking about my next bite. Oh, now I realize that
I'm eating something that tastes like cotton candy. - It's good. - And it's very
authentically cotton candy. - I did not think I
would like it, but I do. - It's an aftertaste, but it's very, it's so authentic that I'm
going to give it a seven. - Yeah, well, I was thinking five. So I'm going with five. What's that? I'm tired of adding. - 12.
(carnival music) Cotton candy can get stuck in your teeth. You know what else can
get stuck in your teeth? - Popcorn! - And that's why you're
not a big fan of it right? You don't like things
getting stuck in your teeth. - Especially if you can't get it out. - Well, this company, Main
Street Fudge and Popcorn Company has created cotton candy flavored popcorn. - See, I think what you can do is you can just add those
those colors and sugar, and then it it'll trick
your brain into thinking it tastes like cotton candy,
but we're not gonna be fooled. (crunching) Oh wow, it's pretty cotton candy. - I don't think you know what
cotton candy tastes like, bro. - I got it right here. - I agree with Thomas Zappulla, who gave it one star on Amazon and said "disappointed, no flavor at all. Didn't taste like cotton
candy or anything else." - No, at the very beginning. - If you told me it was supposed to be like cake flavored, maybe. - Yeah, you're right. - It does not taste like cotton candy. - I think it tastes like cake because of the butteryness
from the popcorn. - It's like an icing kind of flavor to it, but not cotton candy. I don't know how they get the flavor, but it's very specific
and you gotta hit it and they're not hitting it, two. Two because you tried so hard. - No, I'm saying four. - Okay, you can say four,
two and four is six. (carnival music) - You don't have to really
chew on cotton candy, but in this case you
don't have to chew all, which frees me up to just gulp it down. It's Faygo's cotton candy flavored soda. - I mean the immediately
the smell, the smell. - Immediately the colors
and then the smell. - They got the smell. - Yeah.
- They hit it. - Because what we found is that it's pretty difficult across the board. I mean, overall, our scoring
has been pretty stringent. - That is really, really good. I mean, it tastes like cotton candy. It's not really good,
I wouldn't drink this. - It tastes absolutely horrible - But it tastes just like cotton candy if it were to be liquified. - Oh, it's bad. - It's got cotton candy, but
then something else that like-- - I'm wrestling with the other thing because it's very cotton candy-y. And then there's what is that other thing? - Just like weird soda
taste, like blue color. - But it is soda, so it kind of works. - I gotta give this uh, I got
to give it an eight, yeah. - Again, here's what I'll say
before I give my final score. - Yeah, you're gonna
talk about the grapes? - I'm gonna talk about the grapes. - All right, fine, I know you want to talk more about the grapes. - I think that it is an incredible feat of culinary craziness that
somebody was able to crossbreed grapes and get them to taste
exactly like cotton candy. Now Link's cotton candy
receptors for grapes don't work. The crew tasted them, some
of them were blown away at the uncanny cotton candy flavor. That's something that you need to try. - This is like a personality profile. = [Stevie] Everybody but Zach. - Everybody but Zach and Link. - That's right. - Here's the thing. The real taste here, the real
test here is to figure out which one tastes like cotton candy, and of course they engineered a soda that could taste just like cotton candy. So I'm going to give it to the same score that I gave the grapes which was an eight, but you gave it a? - Eight. - Eight, so eight plus eight is 16, which means that cotton
candy flavored Faygo Is officially Cotton Candy Brian. - There it is. Oh my gosh. But I am gonna eat some more grapes until, I'm going to keep eating
them until I get it, man. I promise. - Alright, thanks for subscribing
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RIP Randy's goat
Cotton Candy Randy was on point in today's More.
Loving the return of Cotton Candy Randy, even if it is only on the phone! Nice choice of sweater on Link too 😊
I miss Jordan. Wish he was more involved like a few years ago
The thumbnail has mentos gum but I don't remember seeing that.
Links tye dye looked professional. I might steal his vertical scrunch and serpent twist technique and make my own.
But my favorite part was Randy making Rhett laugh.
Someone read my comments on Wednesday's MORE. XD
I thought for sure when they did the Capt Crunch that these were all made up products just to work in Randy. I still find it hard to believe that some of those things are real.
Best episode in a while.