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button for an extra greeting. All right, folks. (hands clapping) Movie time. I love making videos about movies, even though watching
them over and over again is absolutely taking years off of my life. But sometimes it can be tough to find the right movie to talk about. So I went to my Twitter @kurtisconner,
(booing) and I asked you guys
to send me some movies you want me to talk about. And you guys did not disappoint. I feel like I have enough movies
to last me a lifetime now. I even have enough Lifetime movies to last me a lifetime now. 'cause that was
(crowd giggling) a majority of the submissions. There were a lot of good submissions, but one really stood out to me. And that was his little
movie called "Goat Story." It's a movie that was
made in the Czech Republic and it's been dubbed in English. And the whole movie is
on YouTube for free. So that's how you know, it's
a certified cinematic slapper. So the full title of
the movie on YouTube is, "Goat story, Old Prague
Legends, Full Animation Movie English Kid Cartoon, Free Children movie." Really rolls off the tongue, I know. And let me tell you, this
"Goat Story" ruined my life. Like, I have never furrowed
my eyebrows so much during a movie before. Like, my eyebrows have, like, muscles now. That's how much I was going like that during the whole movie. These are no longer eyebrows, dude. These are eye-ceps (laughs). Like, everything about this movie is wild, but it has the most insane ending to any movie I have ever seen. I'm using a lot of
hyperbole right now, I know. But trust me, okay? At the end of the movie,
your jaw's gonna drop. All right, let's read the
description on YouTube. "Goat Story, cartoon,
scary, creepy and ghostly, but also funny, CGI Czech animated movie about legends from old
Prague with English dub. The most successful Czech
animated movie ever." Successful Czech movie check. The film budget was 1.8 million
and it grossed 1.3 million. I know you can't compare a
Goat Story to a Pixar movie that releases their films worldwide, and they have huge budgets
and marketing and stuff. It's just very funny
that you could lose like half a million dollars and still be like, "I made the most successful
Czech animated movie ever." "Oh my gosh, that's amazing. How much money did you make?" "We made $500,000." "Wow, 500,000." "Go away (laughs)." "Oh." "We made it go bye-bye, money go bye-bye." Let's read the official
synopsis of the movie, then we'll get into it, okay? "The film features a comedic story about the friendship between
the village boy, Jemmy, and his goat in medieval Prague. In Prague, Jemmy falls in love
with Katy, a worldly girl. The goat begins to envy this relationship. Their story intertwines with that of the poor student, Matthew, and his contract with the devil." (whimsical music) So, you know, tale as old as time, right? All right, let's stop
fucking talking about it. Let's watch "Goat story". (goat bleating) So the movie starts off
with the main characters, Jemmy and his talking
goat, who was aptly named (drum rolling) "Goat." They're walking down this dirt road 'cause they're going to Prague, baby. They're going to Prague to
start a new life or something. I actually don't know why
they're going to Prague. They never say it, but it's their, I guess it's their prerogative. (audience applauding) Sorry, but the whole movie
takes place in Prague. And this is our introduction
to the City of Prague. (light music) - Hear ye, hear ye, to all in Prague. (dark heavy music) Clock master Hanish is
building a giant clock. - [Knight] Go away! - [Child] Ouch! - So, already terrifying,
just attempted murder, - Ouch!
- Is what we just watched. And this unsettling child on a unicycle is a recurring character in this movie. But it's very weird,
because the animators chose to not give this boy any pants and they don't blur anything at all. So there's, like, several
scenes in this movie where you see just, like, everything. And I think that's a
little odd (chuckling). I feel like it would have been easier to just throw a pair of pants on the kid, other than animating a
wiener frame-by-frame. (confused grunt) Hey, what do I know? Maybe that's how life was
back in Prague, you know? It was just fucking, dicks out. (chucking) It was just
dicks out for Prague. - [Man] Oh, yeah!
- But then we cut to Jemmy and Goat walking
through the downtown. And Jemmy is super
excited to be in Prague. - This place is just beautiful, Goat. - But Goat, she ain't having it. - It's just like a village, except bigger. - It's a no go, for Goat. It's a no-goat. So to convince Goat that Prague is cool and the place that they should be, Jemmy suggests that they should go check out the Charles Bridge. - Let's go see the Charles Bridge. - So they get to the Charles Bridge and it's currently being built. And it's a totally regular
construction site (laughs). They're swinging a limp horse around and shaking it until horse eggs fall out. They got a big human size hamster wheel. Nothing out of the ordinary here. Every construction site has those things. So this is where we find out
that Jemmy loves woodcarving. He's very talented at it and that's all he wants to do in life. He just wants to carve wood. How many woods could a Jemmy carve wood if a Jemmy curve could've, but while he's admiring the statues, he is interrupted by the
big, bad, bridge boss. - So you and the horse with
the horns want to work? (Goat giggling)
- Want to get to work? Let's get going. - He was just standing there. I don't think he wanted it to work, right? Is that what life was like back then? It was dicks out and as soon as you just walk
by anybody who's working they're just like, "Oh,
so you want to work, huh?" "No, I'm just walking home." "Oh man, you want to be employed
by me so bad, it's crazy. And you work for me now." "What, no I don't, that's messed up, man. You can't do that." "Oh, build a bridge and get over it. Emphasis on the build a
bridge, build a bridge. Come to my store, build a
bridge, I sell stuffed bridges." (gasping happily)
(happy light twinkling) "Build-A-Bridge Workshop, get over it." So, Jemmy agrees to work on
the bridge for some reason. Then we cut to one of the
other main characters, named Matthew. He's this poor student who goes to Prague to learn from a man named Master Hanish, who was hired by the Mayor of
Prague to build a giant clock. And that's what Baby-No-Pants
was screaming about at the beginning of the film. - Hear ye, hear ye! - And in this movie there are just so many things that happen that I think are supposed
to just be, like, one-off gags to make people laugh. But if they're just so
unsettling to look at. In this little church scene alone, there's a pastor with this
cube nose, covered in boils. This man is eating an entire turkey. Just a whole turkey. (man chewing loudly) And the little pantless
boy is just pissing. Dick out, pissing in the church. - Why, why, why? - And you'll notice this going forward, but every scene has at least one thing that just is so uncomfortable. I don't know if it's the animation
style or the sound design but this movie makes me so uncomfortable, oh my God. But anyways, the townsfolk,
they leave the church and everybody bullies
Matthew for being poor. - [Townsman] What a loser. - Get absolutely owned dude. So then he goes to the
local pub to get some beer and just like the church scene, this part is very unsettling. (woman giggling)
(man grunting) - This is life, hey?
(lips smacking) - Oh, yeah! - Got right, ha! - All right, look at here. (slurping) (man grunting)
(table thuds) - What the fuck? So okay, let's do a recap,
let's do a roll call. So you got the devil. Oh hey, you know the devil? Hey, you know that guy, the devil? Yeah, he's there, he's just
chilling, playing cards. And oh yeah, a guy
motorboating some boobies. And it's weird if you look, if you scroll down just a little bit, yup. It says "Children movie." (shocked gasp) Weird, I don't remember any motorboats in any of the kids' movies
that I watched growing up. Well, other than like, "Free Willy," 'cause, you know, bots. (chuckles) This movie was
actually rated PG-13 in the US for a sensuality and nudity. But thankfully, this bar
scene is as bad as it gets. (light music) - Oh wait (laughs), it gets so much worse. Hey, so Matthew gets
kicked out of the bar. Get dunked on. So he ends up squatting
in his old abandoned house that's apparently haunted or something. - [Villager] For that is
the house of Dr. Faust! (terrified yelling) - I don't know who that is. I don't know why that guy yelled that, and they never explain it. (terrified yelling) But anyways, the next day
Jemmy is milking Goat, like you do with your friends, right? We all do that with our buddies. I'm always milking my bros, dude. You know, given the homies the old, (liquid sloshing) gulping down a fresh cup of Bro Milk. Yes, please. So Jemmy's at work again,
he's staring at the statues, and yet again, the big,
bad, boss ruins everything. (Jemmy yelling) (chugging, gulping) - [Goat] Huh?
Ah! - Will you quit standing around? (Goat bleating) - Whoa.
- Donkey! - Jesus, man (laughs). Hey, relax. Buddy Just chugs a bucket of goat juice. - [Crowd] Chug, chug, chug! - And then fucking slaps her
away for standing around. Hey man, she's a Goat. That's all goats do (laughs). Can you imagine this guy at a zoo? "Now, if you look behind me, you can see a nice family of elephants. They're so cute and so kind, so gentle, so intelligent." "Hey, stop standing around!" "Whoa, whoa, sir, lower your voice." "What's the problem?" "All day with these animals
just standing around." "But sir, they're animals."
"And you, sir, and you as well. You're always just standing around. Get to work." "Sir, this is my job, I am
currently working right now." "Yeah, but you're just standing around and frankly, it's pathetic." "I'm not though, I'm sitting, sir. You're the one who's standing." "Standing up for what I believe in." (inspirational music) - (laughs) "You son of a bitch and to think, here I was, thinking I was all high and mighty." "Hey, stop standing around!" So Jemmy is hammering
nails into the bridge now. And I just gotta say
(chuckling), he's nailing it. (audience laughing) But uh-oh, they ran out of nails. - Give me another nail, Goat. He's screwed. But luckily, a random lady
drops a nail into Jemmy's hand. (shocking gasps)
(light giggling) - Would you like another
nail, sir (giggling)? (light whimsical music) - Oh. - [Goat] A-hem! (Jemmy grunts) - Goat! (woman giggling) - You see what's going on? Correct me if I'm in the wrong here, but if this is a kid's movie, maybe we just dial back the
cleavage, like, a little bit? Just because it's animation, it's 3D, doesn't mean every girl
has to have triple D size bozoingas, you know?
(crowd laughing) Dude, that's so weird. That's like if Elastigirl
from "The Incredibles" had just a huge dump truck of an ass. And that wouldn't happen (laughs). They wouldn't do that. (space music) Like, I know breasts are a
natural part of the human body and they shouldn't even be sexualized, but this still feels a little off. Mostly because this movie was written and directed by a dude, like this character reminds
me of the fighting games, like Soul Calibur or Street Fighter. Like, the girls throw one
punch and their boobs move, or go up and down for,
like, 10 minutes after. And also, why is she just
given strangers nails, that's weird. - Would you like another? - You're handing out nails
to people, you're insane. You're unhinged. Use some of those nails to
put your hinges back on, because you're unhinged
(audience applauding). "Would you like another nail?" No? How about a fingernail? (light humming) Don't worry, it's not mine. (metal jingling)
(metal clanging) - What? You see? (ska music) See? Okay, so boob nails aside,
Goat is jealous of Katy? - Yeah, her name's Katy, so what? - So that implies that
Goat has a crush on Jemmy? Dude, that's like if, in "Shrek" the donkey ended up,
like, fucking the dragon. (crowd chuckling) Oh wait, all animated movies are insane. So right after that,
Jemmy is just smitten. He's simping for Katy. - Katy. - So much so, that he causes
the Charles Bridge to collapse, because he was carving a statue of Katy into one of the wooden
beams with his foot. And that's the first time
I've said that in my life. Hopefully the last. So obviously, everybody is super pissed. So they chase Jemmy and Goat into town. There's this big, crazy chase scene. And they end up hiding at the local pub. And outside there's a
quick shot of Matthew staring at the other students in the pub. And this is pretty important
to his character arc, because he just wants to fit in with the other rich students, okay? That's all he wants. He just wants to be
friends with these people. And the only way to be
accepted by these rich students is to have money. Even though they've been
nothing but mean to Matthew his whole time in Prague, he still wants to be their
friend for some reason. "Oh, ow."
(fists thudding) "Good one, buddy, ow, oh, okay." "Fucking hate you, so much." "Hey, that was a good one, buddy. That was a really good one, ow." (man groaning) (bat cracking)
(crowd cheering) "Whoa (laughing)!" (eagle screeching)
"Hey buddy, good hit, I'll see you later!" "Fuck you!" Okay, so the night carries on in the bar. Jemmy and Goat gets super drunk together. They play a classic game of Stir the Soup. - Now, we get a free penalty kick. (bar crowd cheering) Whatever the hell that is. And then we get another
uncomfortable scene. - Will you marry me? - That just wouldn't work out at all. (Goat groaning)
Nope, not at all. - [Goat] It's because
I'm a goat, isn't it? - Well, maybe a little bit, I don't know.
(Goat whimpering) - Okay, so suspicions are no more. The goat is in love with Jemmy. And I feel like Jemmy wasn't as opposed as he should be, right? - It's because I'm a goat, isn't it? - I don't know. - Look, it's not because you're a goat. Seriously, it's actually cool with me. It's just the fact that you don't have any nails in your boobs. (metal clanging) - If I undo your blouse, I better see a fucking
Home Depot in there, dude. Okay, now we cut back to Matthew
in that old abandoned house and he finds a secret room with one single silver coin in it. Tempting, but he doesn't take the coin. (suspenseful music) Yet.
(shocked gasping) I know all of this might sound
like silly and pointless, but please bear with me. This story's just so fucking insane. And I'm just making sure
I get all the beats right so it makes sense to you guys. (Goat slurping)
(Jemmy chuckling) So the next day, Master Hanish is like, "Damn, my clock needs
statutes if it's gonna work. But none of these sculptors are any good." - [Master Hanish] We need statues. - But then, big surprise, he sees Jemmy sculpting on the side of the road and he hires him to be a
sculptor for the big clock. Meanwhile, Matthew was at
the bar with the students and they're doing the
typical kids' movie stuff. You know, motorboating
boobies and chugging beer. And then they all bully him
for having no money, again. - Once a loser, always a
loser, even if he eats caviar. (pub patrons laughing) - When he leaves, he makes a big mistake. He leaves the plans for
the big clock at the bar. So naturally, the mean rich students, they scribble all over
them and sabotage Matthew. And at this point, Matthew's had it. So he goes to that secret room and he grabs that silver coin. She goes back to the bar and buys all the other students some beer. - [Bartender] More beer
fro the young men, yes? - On me. - But even after that, they're still just super mean to Matthew. - My friends. - Fishy, fishy fish.
(men jeering) Making it stinky. - (laughing) What? - "Fishy, fishy, fish, making it stinky." I really hope that term
catches on (laughs). Anytime you're trying to
ruin something intentionally, "You're making it stinky." Holy shit, that's so funny. "Oh man, you made it stinky." Okay, also they're blocking Matthew so he doesn't like see what
the other students are doing. But they're being so loud
while they're doing it. - [Man] Fishy, fishy,
fish, making it stinky. (man laughing) - "Hey, thanks again for the beer, man. That was really nice of you."
- [Man] Fishy, fishy, fish. Making it stinky.
- "Hey, it's no problem. That's just me being a friend" "(chuckling) Good talk."
- [Man] This is stinky, I'm making it so stinky over here. "Such a nice guy. All the stuff smells like shit now." "Hey man, what's that guy doing? That guy behind you? What's he doing over there?" - [Man] Fishy, fishy, fish. - "What, this guys over here? Oh, he's not doing anything." "Making it stinky." "Thanks for the beer, many, thank you." "Making it stinky." "Is he farting? Sorry, I can't get past this. What is he doing?" "Hey." "Hey, those are my plans. You're scribbling all over my plans. What the hell?" (faint whistling)
(low buzzing) (loud crashing)
(people screaming) "Jesus, Jesus Christ." "Sorry fellows, whoa. My best buddy just hit me with
a baseball bat pretty far. But hey, that's why they
call it a hole-and-run. Or a hole in one, or home run, fuck." (crowd screaming) (groaning) "Hey man, are you okay?" "Yeah, can you take me to a hospital." All right, next morning, there's one more day for
Hanish to finish this clock. - The clock shall be ready. (wood smashing) Ah, tomorrow! - So, Matthew delivers
the final plans to Hanish, but he has no idea that
they're all stinky, pee-yew! Now, the mayor shows up
to like inspect the clock and to see how they're doing
progress-wise, I guess. And while they're there
they spy on a naked lady. Classic kid's movie stuff. Then they discover the clock plans that were made all stinky. (shocked gasping) Putrid plans those are. - Whomever is responsible
shall be punished. - So they punish Matthew. - You, you're under arrest! - And this scene is genuinely terrifying. I'm not joking (chuckling). I felt sick while watching this. I mean, when would even call it, scary, creepy, and ghostly. (shocked gasping) But also funny. (crowd chuckling) (Matthew groaning) (crowd laughing) (Matthew gaging)
- [Man] Oh, fish in the mouth. - (chuckling) "Oh, fish in the mouth." - [Man] Oh, fish in the mouth. - "Oh, we've got a fish in the mouth." - What did I do?
(dramatic music) - So they let Matthew
go and he's pissed off. And you know what, rightfully so (laughs). He's had an awful time. Everybody's mean to him. They're throwing a fish in his mouth. "Fishy, fishy, fish, making it stinky." - [Man] Oh, fish in the mouth. - So he does what we all do when we're feeling pissed off, we want revenge. We sign a contract with the devil. - [Matthew] I'll show you. - I mean, they don't really go over the details of the contract, but let's see what happens. (dark ominous music) (flames roaring) (deep evil laughing) Damn, he's fresh as fuck, dude. Look at that fit and that haircut, dude. Is that what happens when you
sign a deal with the devil? You just get devilishly handsome. If so, the devil, if you're watching this, (fast swooshing) sign me up.
(wolf whistling) But I don't know, he may look cool now, but I don't think this is
going to end well for Matthew. That's that's my prognosis. (crowd booing) - [Woman] Goddamn you, shut the fuck up. I'm working in here. - Prague-nosis. Back to the movie, we're getting
close to the end, trust me. So meanwhile, Jemmy and
Katy are hanging out and things are getting pretty steamy, even though they shouldn't
be, because, you know, "Free children movie." - Hey, I'm getting ready for
bed, right by the window. - Right by the?
(panting) Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow, oh wow. (Kurtis gagging)
- Goat, come on, why did you get so drunk? - Hmm?
- Now go to sleep. (sad music)
(Goat sighing) - Agh! (dark organ music) Okay, we could talk shit
on this movie all day long. But this is hands down, the sickest way to transition between scenes, dude. A bearded skeleton woefully
playing "The Organ." Yeah, that's tight as fuck. He doesn't even have any organs and he's playing "The Organ." Whoa. All right, everyone It's the moment you've all been waiting for. It's clock time! Yay!
(techno music) - [Man] Clock time.
- Time for a clock. So it's the big day, they
unveil the clock, it's awesome and everybody loves it. And this next scene is
truly something else. And so I'm just gonna
play it in full, okay? - [Jemmy] What was that?
(Katy giggling) Oh, it's nothing, it's nothing. - Jemmy!
(Katy giggling) - [Jemmy] It's nothing, come on. - What are you doing? (Katy gasping) - Oh, dear! Be right back, sorry. (door thuds) - Just full-on, two
characters getting it on, while a goat watches them. And then followed by just full-on nudity. I mean, I know things
are probably different all around the world. Wow, fucking most profound
thing I've ever said. Yo, things are probably
different everywhere (laughing). I don't know, maybe, I've never seen how media is in different countries, I guess. All I'm saying is like, my
mom would fucking freak out if I was a kid and she
walked in and saw that? I'd be grounded, dude. I'd be grounded to this
day, I'd still be grounded. If my sweet mother walked
in on me, Little Kurtis, watching two characters, cuck a goat? Yeah, that's not gonna go over well. Okay. We're getting to the end of the movie. I promise, we're almost there. I know I keep saying that, but trust me, we're close to the end. And this is where it really
starts to get insane. So everyone's super
impressed by the clock, okay? Especially this group
of offensively portrayed Chinese people. - Good evening. - They want to hire Hanish to build a clock like that for them. - [Hanish] So?
- We want the clock, too. - So, swagged out Matthew, he is eaves dropping on
this whole conversation and he runs to tell the mayor that Hanish might build
a clock for someone else. And the mayor does not like that. - [Mayor] This is an insult
to everyone in this city. - Only he can have big clock. So he does what any old
regular person would do. He sends his henchmen to
cut Hanish's eyes out. Yep, a plot point in
this free children movie is an innocent old man gets
his eyes cut out of his skull so he won't build another clock. (Hanish screaming) And I feel like there's less gnarly ways to ensure that he doesn't
build another clock, right? Could have put him in a jail cell. Honestly, you could have
just asked him politely. He seems like a chill
guy, but the mayor said, "Fuck it, let's cut his eyes out." Children movie style.
(kids cheering) I guess that's what mayors do. So okay? If anyone in Kurtis Town tries to build a clock somewhere else, I'm cutting your eyes out. Okay, so Hanish is dying
now, for some reason. I guess he has no eyes, so he dies. And Hanish's dying wish is to
see the clock one more time. - Must see the clock. - So Katy walks him to the clock, where he pulls out one gear
to mess up the clock forever. And I gotta say, that's hard as fuck. His dying wish was to
just piss everybody off by ruining the clock. Dude, the last thing
you wanted to do in life was make it stinky. - [Bar Patron] Fishy, fishy, fish. - And for that, Hanish, I salute you. (crowd applauding) RIP, R-Eye-P, because your eyes are dead. Obviously an angry mob storms the clock. And they're like, "We need to
punish whoever's responsible." And when they see Katy, the only alive person inside of the clock, they're just like, "You did this! "You're the one who messed the clock up." And at this point, I honestly thought she was going to fix it really
quick with some boob nails. But that didn't happen. Ugh, boob nails (laughing). Imagine if boobs had nails? Like fingernails, like boob nails? That'd be kind of cool, or weird. Let's keep going. So they actually hold Katy hostage. And they tell Jemmy that the only way that they'll let her go is if he fixes the clock. - You will fix the clock.
- No. - Even though he doesn't
know anything about clocks, he's just the sculptor. But they say if he doesn't fix the clock before the hourglass runs out, they're gonna hang Katy. Punishments are pretty harsh in Prague. I will give them that. And Jemmy was actually super
close to fixing the clock, but Goat eats all the plans. - [Jemmy] Goat!
- Huh! (Goat screaming) - But that doesn't really make sense, because I thought all the
plans were ruined before, (shocked gasping) Like if there was another set of plans that were just totally okay and legible, - Well, at least I have the plans. - Why did they throw a fish
in Matthew's mouth, right? - [Man] Oh, fish in the mouth. (car engine revving) (loud thudding) - Whoa, should fix that,
that's a big plot hole. So the next 20 minutes of the movie is Jemmy trying to fix the clock. There's was a quick scene where Matthew runs away from the devil. And that's pretty much
the last time we see him. And then there's this one quick scene that I feel like we need to address. - Hang on, Katy.
(dramatic music) I'm coming. Katy (gasping). (door thuds)
(Jemmy gasping) - Get back in there, fix that clock. (door thuds)
- Huh? - Why the guard's butt out? (door thuds)
(Jemmy gasping) Hey, "Goat Story," why the guard's butt, why guard butt out? Also, can I watch a movie
about those two guards having a secret gay relationship, instead? That sounds way more interesting than whatever the fuck I've
been watching for the past hour. All right, so it's
getting down to the wire. And wire, I mean, wire we
still watching this movie? (rapid thudding) And they start preparing Katy to be hanged or hung, hanged? Hanged, and just when all hope is lost, Jemmy fixes the clock. (swelling whimsical music)
- It works! - The fucking guy did it. The mad lad absolutely pulled through. - The clock works! - But something's wrong. When he runs out of the clock
tower, everybody's gone. Everybody's already at the hanging. And unfortunately, Katy is hung. She's got a huge dick (laughs). No, she's hanged. She's hanged by her neck and she dies. Yeah, I know, I'm not kidding. I'm being serious.
(crowd gasping) Believe it or not, it
fucking gets crazier. - Katy! - The next day, Jemmy is praying for God to bring Katy back
to him, when this happens. (gasps of shock) - Katy? - Katy? (sighing) - Katy! - Katy's alive. I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Hey, if Katy's
alive, who did they hang?" Let's find out. (soft music) - She did it for me and for you, Katy. - I'm so very sorry, Jemmy. (wood creaking) - Holy shit. Let me remind you, if I
haven't made this clear yet, this movie is on YouTube, for
free, for any kid to watch. That's traumatizing, dude. Imagine if "Ratatouille" ended with Remy just getting
caught in a mouse trap (mouse squealing)
and fucking breaking his neck. That's a nightmare, dude,
that'll ruin a kid's life. Like, why would Goat? I don't, believe it or not,
there's more to the movie. Let's finish this fucking thing. (loud thudding)
(Goat gasping) - Huh? Goat! (Goat coughing)
(nails clanging) - What are you two still
doing hanging around, huh? (Jemmy and Goat laughing) - Okay, so Goat's alive now. I guess she had a metal thing,
a metal tube in her throat. Is that supposed to stop a hanging? Honestly, they all
deserve to die (laughing). I hates this fucking movie, man. But anyways, they ride off
to the sunset together. Credits roll, end of movie. Holy shit. So what did we learn, huh? Being greedy as bad? Sure, I guess that's a lesson. Never underestimate anybody, 'cause even if they
don't like you at first, they'll ultimately sacrifice
their life so you get to live? Maybe. Boobs big? Yeah. - [Man] Oh, yeah!
(Jemmy panting) - Hold on, no, no. I guess the real lesson that
this movie wants to teach is you should always keep
an eye on your belongings, because if you don't someone might, "Making it stinky."
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(flames roaring) now I'm cool as fuck. Bye. (laid back music) Whoa!
(body thudding)
Angry video game nerd made video about Jan Ε vankmajer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwwGw01kEbM
Anime is for virgins, Chad Thundercock watches Goat Story
I always hated this shit, glad that someone gave it a proper bussiness
he's actually canadian