The Internet's Cringiest Dating Show

big video hey guys welcome back to my channel if you're new here what's up how's it going and if you're coming back what's up how's it going it's very good to see you again you see what happens and you subscribe to my channel you get an extra greeting at the beginning of every single video so press the subscribe button for an extra breathing folks we've got we've got a great video for you today I'm here with my good good good buddy boy Dean Hampshire he's my buddy we're gonna we're gonna watch a fucking certain video today it's got to do with love you know fine and love it's tough dude it's hard out there for a pimp he's definitely the best person to talk to you about this because you know he's at a total of one relationship in his life and how long have you been alive I've been alive for 23 years and I've had one relationship and it went great and you could tell because it's not happening it went great good past tense so we're gonna watch a certain type of video today I guess you could call it a dating show it is it's a modern version of you know dating game knows that would happen back in the day and now it's on you to it it seems to be a youtube series this is uh this is from the good old folks at Seventeen magazine so naturally some fucking 20 year olds are gonna are gonna watch it and make fun of it gonna let us know what love is yeah Seventeen magazine where I go for a fucking love I'll use tinder I'm fucking I'm just a seventeen mag did I want to go to Shoppers Drug Mart latest issue of Seventeen magazine it's worth so this video is called well this series I guess is called it's called besties pics BAE you'll pop not yeah yeah that's content that sounds like if someone was making a parody of like a current dating trip it would be called besties pics BAE yeah I don't know it sounds like a it sounds like a running sketch on like Amy Schumer's it's some fuckin editor being like so fucking BAE is best you squad pizza family we have kids do a Danish Oh fuckin squad back fuck fuck you vinegar happens there an important room in the guys like so you guys know I love kids right off the rails I guess we should start the fucking video so this is I got my fucking bestie here dude and we're gonna watch I got my bad that's what bestie picks Bay let's go Prince Charming to me is probably extroverted really fun dates really kind and loves animals I'm an animal person it's an animal person part dog I really animal person I really want half dog half man you know like the animal books I'm looking for someone who's really really looking to have some fun probably someone tall she's not into work probably one talks my sister short of shit it's she's really insecure hang on stop selling can you fucking I'm not worrying my sister's going to like get rid of like my one true love I have confidence in her and I think she like if she gets like the vibe he's a great guy alright are you ready to pick my dream guy totally oh dude the director was just like okay guys can we get like one like one like line to like tyga yuen kind of like yeah how much you just excited and you know show how much you love each other kind of you know your sisters you guys are this back you're in your fire Bay yeah so cute rap music means who we got in the fucking sound Department hired fucking Metro boomin yeah to score this kids like drama music right yeah I was gonna play Fleetwood Mac my name is Jonathan I'm 19 years old okay ask me of John Sewell of John I love Jonathan Jonathan always just off the beach shouldn't any should be sandy yeah tell me what's up ash my name is Chris as they're doing these like testimonials the other dudes are in the background and they're just like waiting for them you know what am I gonna see imagine like yeah so I'm Curtis I love I love riding my horse I love picking hey guy who's filming like remember in like like grade school kids in the class to do a paragraph at a time and you'd be like you'd be like looking to see what paragraph is yours and you'd be like I want to fuck it up this is my turn coming up next this is the same thing but with Nate's famous Chris nice to meet you ash I'm 19 years old fun fact about me I can play the piano and I can / - Ian and it's pretty much it that's pretty much it that's all I need to know about me due to the piano and I met Kim Kardashian I mean yeah chem and like eye contact with you and shoot and then and then you were like matter I never really met your gaze and you're like I met that person yeah yeah yeah hey Ashley I'm a model in my name is Omar Sultan you say you're a model before your name yeah holy shit model no she keeps second why are you a model and Arabic Sultan means Prince and I'm here to meet my princess you're my princess ha I'm a model bitch I bet during the shoot two of the guys are just like what's her name again oh yeah so many times yeah yeah wait what's her name again yo thank you bro by the way I'm Brendan yeah alright don't you want met Kimbrough - you know this doesn't work out for us to watch Ashley my name is Alex I'm 17 from Ridgewood New Jersey and I strive to become an Air Force pilot one day hey Ashley I'm Gabriel I'm 19 years old I was born and raised in New York City Seventeen magazine you can't go from showing us a fresh-faced boy to this guy who has a beard and a mustache like yeah what ages are we going oh yeah yeah that's the thing I want to say like the the girl who's I guess I don't really know the whole thing cuz like when I was in high school I guess there was a time where I was 18 and my girlfriend was 17 the girl is 17 who's like finding a BAE and there's one guy who's 15 and then there's also another guy who's 20 also the girl who's looking for a bay is 17 her sister's 15 I would never let a fucking 15 year old yeah who's my significant other right cuz they would choose kids or kids they would choose stickers I don't know it's just very weird to me that like if you were a 20 year old standing there and like two Bay's down there was a 15 year old just be like wow what am I thinking doing this is exactly what I do if I were 20 and I looked at these guys I actually I'm Jordan I'm 20 I was born in New York City and I like going to fun events and my goals are to be a cinematographer and I love to hear your goals good job flip the script make it about her nice he's the VIP guy driver here did I Ashley my name is Brendan I like to axing and dance and a fun fact about me is I've been dancing since I was about 3 years old you sweetheart it's been dancing since he was three literally can't stop it's a medical issue he either couldn't you're Brennan I can stop yo I've been doing this fucking three get going on like 20 years he looks like every time he sees a wall he's like it cuz white guys punch holes in walls why sterically white guys punto literally are gay but there isn't a ps4 controller around throw there's a whole wall that's getting like a barge wasn't a fart the door stopper he just was a door stopper a fart I did it everybody has a really interesting story so I'd love to hear more from them everyone is really just story everybody let's get this going a little bit now we're good sweetheart loves on the line up a little bit I trust my sister completely I think she's gonna get someone fantastic for me um and I don't think she's gonna like mess it up I don't think she's gonna fuck it up at all cuz I think it would really mess up my whole life if she didn't I would hate her forever so I hope she does well right yeah like hey that's me or not sounds like a great fan of movies but I'm if I have someone's hands to hold not a fan of movies did he say I'm not a great fan why use a fan of movies but he's not very good at being a fan great I think horror movies are great I love the feeling that they give you but honestly any movie even yeah I love horror movies I think I could be like a fun cozy night to watch them and then like prank each other after yeah you did you just come back from skydiving this guy how'd you get here jump out of a plane turns around he has like a fucking parachute opened in the back so we crashed into the studio the lighting so good I was gonna I was gonna drive my car but I was like nah fuck it so Ashley actually hates hartley's will never watch one she's probably only seen one in her entire life so if you said yes then you're just completely wrong this is a shit that I have a problem with like though I the second they disagree on anything then then they leave they're out of the running that's the first what isn't anything all the people who said yeah I like horror movies so that guy's just Lily I'm like I'm done honey done I go home now I gotta all you want to hear about me I fucking sky dope I I can Scott is that it I'm rich guy dope like prime example um my girlfriend Jenna she hates horror movies but I love horror movies we've been together for five years we're very happy you can work around UK we thing you can work down you can work around that if you're too kind-hearted people and you really do love each other you can compromise on anything yeah now this is when she just gets to be like no they who am I missing out on and she sees them walk away she's like yeah yeah okay so what are your favorite types of music I'm like Tino so I like enough there are so say no let me a little Brazilian music I like you know movies a lot so I like you know beautiful soundtracks like the parts of Caribbean you know soundtrack and I you know I find a really cool Chuck Jonathan's great I love Jonatan I feel like he's just so himself you know yeah that's great I don't think he's putting on a show he's and that's great I listen to a lot of judge a lot of peaceful music quite honest whatever's on the radio in the car that's what I'm listening to go to school or work this motherfuckers the most boring dude in the world I'm not I don't like movies when it comes to music it's pretty much whatever's on the radio I don't give a shit could be fucking talk news to beat up great you still like talking I try my best to like really develop a personality yeah it's so funny to think that he's so aware of that too so Ashley likes pop music her favorite group is the chainsmokers huh yo I didn't think people actually liked the chainsmokers as a group I thought that I thought that they were always just like within the lineup of a festival and people were like yeah we'll go okay I know I said like you know one thing can't really make a break relationship but if you meet someone in their favorite group it's the chainsmokers dude fucking hightail it out of there my guy you're done gets kicked off because he likes jazz holy shit you know he's like I literally have the best taste in music here and I know I do and I know I do and you could tell by his shirt so what would be your dream date dream date well I dreamed I would definitely be with actually as long as it fits well with Ashley you know like if she likes like a certain type of food I'll definitely like to check out that restaurant I like restaurants that have life music also it like you know to take a walk at a park in on a mean check out you know like a movie oh yeah yeah I can't make fun of him no that was that was awesome like it really really sounds like he knows what he wants and he's you know open-minded he's a perfect candidate for give me his fucking number dude um very high energy person you're gonna fucking fall it really seems like a buddy I'm pretty high energy person Ashley actually said Disneyland so you'd be the winner for that one so I would say the beach was kind of not what she would want to do [Music] so Ashley is kind of short so she needs someone that's like over five foot so what are your heights I hope all these guys are under five feet yeah but you know if she needs even me to be taller I just wear heels five seven and a half probably I wear boots I need to taller if I got my Tim's dead ass he just stole fucking Jonathan's answer Johnny said iPhone you tell her I'll wear heels and he was like oh yeah me too if I'm gonna be taller I'll wear boots mica mittens you guys are all tall enough so you get to stay this side is this a girlfriend or a fucking roller coaster dude would you rather go to a concert or a play I love both you know I mean Savita soy de I like acting at a play but I think I would say more concerts depending on the bed I mean if he was Jan smokers anymore on that one bed down to it I don't really like chronic places that much I would definitely say a play so Ashley actually chose a concert for this one Jonathan's really stoked he's got the best energy yeah I hope he wins felt like it's unfortunate I think a relationship where well if the people are exactly alike is boring RJ fuckin hit a nail on the head dude he just said we were fuckin saying before RJ Oh Emma you could call me oh my god you're a mother so me and my sister are instagramers and influencers and we make content for apps so would you be supportive because that takes over our entire almost all of our day so what would you say good relationships our relationships that both people support each other and support each other's dreams so I'll definitely support your dream totally agree it's all about support but I also think there's a certain balance you need to find a spending time with the person and then supporting what they like and you could also like support them well you like you could do it with them and spend time with him while you support them I liked his answer a lot more because I to the fact that you guys would make it together and kind of like work together and it wouldn't be just like your own thing man fuck this I'm pissed off almost happen but you know I'm sure I'll find somebody one day winning Bay mm-hmm Wow says who the most Wonder Bread fucking dude you had to pick huh I might definitely did a good job I definitely has such a bubbly personality which is really gonna go well because I'm also an extrovert you're an extrovert right my name is Herbert and we both said the first state would be Disneyland so Disney World it doesn't land we're not sure yet she's shorter than me which is good because I'm not super tall so it's nice when girls are shorter than Val is my best seat did okay she really did and I'm super excited him and I'm so grateful that my bestie knows me so well Jordan was really cute and I was sad like when I saw like him leave I was like Jordan come back where are you going I wish Jordan got like a free pass like an actually he got like an extra round of like you can stay because you're just so good this is after everything right what if fucking Brendan is off camera and heard all this she's with him and then she's like this other guy that I'm not with he was hot as fuck so much hotter than this fucking guy was basically but she's saved I think that he was perfect for Ashlee because he has of the same personality they're both really outgoing dude just cuz he goes like this doesn't mean he has a bubbly personality every time they're kind of mentioning the fact that like he's like really like extroverted and like you know yeah fun he just got you just see a shot of him like this okay I mean I kind of want to look at the comments I feel bad for the guy that got sent away because he likes jazz music yeah I said that nobody cares if you met Kim Kardashian LMAO is great they just wasted 15 minutes of my life so the consensus is that this is very bad which makes me feel good because for a second I was like are we just douchebags but the comments are basically like yeah this is stupid and it shouldn't be a thing like my biggest issue like my biggest issues I guess was the I mean the ages were just kind of weird to me that whole thing is very strange I don't agree with that there's the whole thing about like just how liking the same yeah like you can have things in common for sure but it's really interesting to find out things that you didn't like because you met someone who likes things that you don't like you wanna mean you trade you just kind of know give me a human interact re6 attract what would you uh would you rate this video I would give it probably um made like a 2 out of 10 it would have been a 1 but John Anson made it a 2 he's great I love him mm-hmm so yeah Johnson for watching this great job you're gonna find your salsa Queen one day I think that will they'll do it I'll do it for this video thank you very much for watching if you enjoyed this video please press the like button 1 like equals one smooch yeah one smooch I'll leave a comment let me know you thought let me know if you want to see more vids with with dinner over here if not let me know tell them excuse buggin bubbly as shit you know buddy I am guys also a press subscribe button because I make a video every single week and there's so much fun and you also get an extra greeting at the beginning of every video dude it's so good it's so good and fun fucking 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Channel: Kurtis Conner

Views: 3,949,022

Rating: 4.9821916 out of 5

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Id: WiHiJb-sU9w

Length: 20min 9sec (1209 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2019