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button for an extra greeting. At, folks. (loud clap) so if you've been watching
my videos for a while you know that I'm a big
fan of country content. You know whether it's a
country boy flexing his muscles and lip syncing to his phone or a country girl getting
bucked off her horse, or something as simple as a country man sitting in his truck thinking about crazy shit. Country people fire me up, dude, they butter my little biscuit. Show me that Vine of the
country girl yelling yee yee in her front seat. - Yee yee. - Or the country boy, I love you girl. Just show me those Vines and I don't have to eat
that weak. (chuckles) That's plenty sustenance for me. I made three videos about country folk. There's the country memes one, country boys of TikTok and then one of my most
popular videos ever the country girls of TikTok. Yeah, my country girls
video was really the video that catapulted my channel. I got a ton of new
subscribers from that video and it was just a big deal for me 'cause it was also one of
the first few videos I made after I quit my full-time
job to become a Youtuber, so the video's just very special to me and (gagging)
Sorry, I almost turned into a
tree, it got so sappy. That was a close one. So I wanted to make another country video, you know go back to my roots. 'Cause I'm a tree now. But no, I wanted to go back to my roots because believe it or not this is actually the last
video I will ever film. (people gasping) In this room.
(relieved sighing) I'm moving so it's gonna be
a different filming setup after this video. But yeah, I wanted to
do a nice send off video for this room 'cause we've made a lot
of memories in here, we really have. A lot has happened in here. (dreamy string music) Okay, maybe it's for the best
that I'm leaving. (chuckles) But yeah, no more wooden doors with hexagonal door knobs. I mean the plaques are gonna
come with me, obviously. And so is the chair and so am I. So realistically not that
much is gonna change at all. I didn't wanna just do a regular video where I just watch country TikToks, make some jokes about it and that's it. You know, that's been done before and I wanted to up the ante a bit. Maybe I'll even up the uncle as well. 'Cause I could dog on country folk all day but maybe I'm wrong about them. Maybe the way that they're
living their life is correct and we're in the wrong. So I thought it'd be a
good idea for a video to see if I have what it takes to be a true country boy. 'Cause you know you've
got all those classic country boy stereotypes, all they care about is
drinking Mountain Dew, skinning bucks, driving trucks, you know, flirting with their
cousins, drinking Bud Light, the list goes on. But I wanna prove them wrong. I've been goofing on country
boys for a while now, okay? And I can talk the talk, but can I walk the walk? Or gallop the gallop?
(horse whinnies) Can do the boot scootin' boogie? We'll see. So let's go. (country music) I think we need to look
at some country TikToks to see what country folk have been up to since my last videos. Oh you think I'd make
another country video without watching some TikToks
and making fun of them? Come on.
(people laughing) Come on. - These city boys make
threats on the internet and put gun emojis. Country boys show up to
your house about 50 deep, cut your limbs off with a machete and then feed you to hogs. See city boys, when they get in a fight, they just close their eyes and swing their arms, like idiots. Country boys just look at
you and pierce your heart with a laser beam from their eyeball. - What the hell? Okay. (chuckles) Laser beam from their eyeball. - With a laser beam from their eyeball. - Okay, now that I think of it, that actually makes a lot of sense. Clark Kent grew up on a farm, right? Oh my God. I just cracked the code. (explosion)
Code cracked. Also I love in this TikTok how he said, "City boys just make
threats on the internet" and then immediately after
made a threat on the internet. - Cut your limbs off with a machete. - But what I've learned
from this TikTok is country boys, they shoot
lasers out of their eyes and the only thing that they hate more than a deer that is still
breathing are city boys noted. (heavy metal music) Oh my God. (screaming) They've been keeping
busy since my last video. Holy moly. Like, guys, did you not
have anything else to do? Like, nothing, that's what
you're gonna do with your time? Fuck, well I mean I can tell you right now I'm not gonna do that for
this video, of course I'm not. Like what the fuck, this is so scary, is some weird initiation for
some fucked up country cult? Like Heaven's Gate but Heaven's Bait. And instead of punch it's
Mountain Dew Code Red? Yeah, maybe I shouldn't be joking about a cult's mass suicide. But what they're doing right now could easily be described as that. (heavy metal music) Like how do you even come
up with that plan, right? I'm so impressed by that. Hey brother I'm getting pretty bored. What do you wanna do tonight? Well, it's 11 PM, it's Tuesday. We're all just so fucking drunk. Okay. How 'bout we stand in a ring of fire. All right. And then we let a bull chase after us and the last man in the circle of fire gets to eat the last
Arby's Beef and Cheddar. Beef and Cheddar, Beef and
Cheddar, Beef and Cheddar, Beef and Cheddar, Beef and Cheddar. Arby's, get fucked. Okay, what did we learn
from this bull TikTok? I think we've learned that country boys like to live dangerously, okay? They like to fly by the seat
of their boot cut pants. (whistling) And I can respect that. (pop-country music) Don't touch my truck. I don't want any trouble. (pop-country music) Okay, that was pretty scary, but dude, I gotta address it. Look at those milk jugs, bro. Sorry to object this country boy, but my man has got some bazongas, okay? That's why his back is so ripped. 'Cause he's gotta carry
around those jugs all day. He's gotta be a milk farmer. Also why did he get
into the passenger seat? He got into the passenger seat, right? Yeah, why did he do that? Well, unless he's British, 'cause that's where the
driver's side is over there. A British country boy, do those exist? Oy mate, get those filthy
mits off me truck, all right? Or else I'll shoot lasers out me eye. Have you go crying to mum. To mum. Mum. (chuckles) But I watched his TikToks, okay? He's not British. So why did he go into the passenger side? I'm so confused. (pop-country music) Don't touch my truck. (pop-country music) I won't. Hey, why'd you go in the passenger side? Shouldn't you be, shouldn't you be in the driver's side? Okay. (engine starting) (intense music) (woman screaming) Oh damn it, I should have
never touched his truck. Okay, I could talk about this guy and those huge boobs of
his until I'm Texas Toast. But, let's move on. So I guess country boys
really love trucks, I guess. Especially their own truck. Which is not good news for me. I do not drive a pickup truck, okay? I drive a Toyota Carolla, which is, now that I think about, the exact opposite of a pickup truck. It is a put-down car. Okay, well I mean something
I can do pretty easily is dress like a country boy, right? So let's see what they wear. (hip hop music) (country music) Oh come on, oh come on,
take your shirt off. Come on, don't tease me like that, Stephen White, that ain't white. Come on, man. Ah fuck. Man these videos are still so funny to me. After all these years. (chuckles) Like, country boys act so tough and then they do this shit. (chuckles) Ah, it never gets old. If you ever mess with a country boy, we'll come over and chop your limbs off. (upbeat pop music) And I'm not saying I'm
tougher than a country boy 'cause I don't do that shit, like I can guarantee you this guy could kick my ass no problem. Even though that doesn't
really mean anything. I'm pretty sure a toddler with
no arms could kick my ass. 'Cause he still has legs
to kick my ass with. I'm not strong is what I'm saying. But okay, country boys have muscles and they think they're very handsome. Noted. Okay, let's see what else I can wear. Okay, things I'd wear as your man. Nice. Looks good. Okay. Little, looks pretty
similar, but all right. Okay. Oh, hello. (chuckles) Wow, okay. Get you a man who can do both. Jeans and hat. And jeans with big hat. I also love the caption: things
I'd wear if I was your man, implying that he would
only dress like that if we was dating someone, right? Like this is what I would wear if I was your man. But I'm not. So, I am going to continue
to dress like the Mad Hatter. (creepy laughing) But no, this TikTok is
good, it's informative. These are simple, achievable outfits. So this is something I can do. (chuckles) (gentle guitar music) Whoa. (gentle guitar music) Okay, I'll say it, that was tight as fuck. I'm soaked. (chuckles) Clean up on isle Kurt. I'm soaked. Maybe I'll recreate these,
that's what I'll do. I'll recreate these TikToks because this is really cool
and I wanna be this cool. Okay let's watch one more. (upbeat country music) Oh. (upbeat country music) Oh man, I forgot about dip. Fuck. Damn it. I really don't wanna put
chewing tobacco in my mouth, that is the last thing I wanna do. I'd honestly rather be chased
by a bull in a ring of fire. Dude, chewing tobacco is so gross man. Just smoke cigarettes. Well, okay, well don't. Don't smoke cigarettes. They're gross and they're very dangerous, they're bad for you. But, like at least
cigarettes look cool, right? Whoa, wow that was great. (chuckles) (gagging) What are you doing? (groaning) The fuck's going on? Now where were we? I don't know, no where? You were gone for eight hours, you barge in here, you lay
down on the bed and say "Wow babe, that was great." What was gr... I don't know what the
fuck you're talking about. Now, where were we? Are you okay? I don't know, I was tackled
by a bull in a ring of fire, so I might need medical attention. Yeah, you have to stop doing that. Now, where were we? Okay, so I think we have
some good information. We know what country boys wear, we know what they drive, and we gotten into their
heads a little bit. They like working hard
and playing even harder. They like Jack Daniels, shooting
lasers out of their eyes, packing lips, flirting with their cousin, and looking hot as fuck. The simple things in life. (chuckles) So let's begin my country
boy transformation, and obviously I think
the best place to start is the clothes. You gotta dress for the job you want, not the job you have. So let's go. (upbeat country music) All right we're here at a store I never thought I would go to 'cause I feel like I make fun
of this place all the time. How the tables have turned. But yeah, we're gonna go in
and get some country stuff. I feel like I'm nervous 'cause I feel like they're
gonna know we're city folk. We're gonna stick out like sore thumbs. It's gonna be like that
one scene in "Inception" you know, when everybody
starts looking at... (child babbling)
okay. You know what I'm trying to say. All right, so let's go into Bass Pro Shop, fuck, here we go. Walking around Bass Pro Shop
is probably the weirdest thing I have ever done. 'cause I'm a city boy at heart, but hey, I'm also a shitty
boy at fart. (farting) You know when you're playing a video game and you clip out of the map, that's exactly what it felt like. It was basically Target for
people who use deer as targets. There was an archery
center, a boat center, a fishing center and
even a water fall center. And also for being a store
located in Ontario, Canada, they sure did have a lot of American Flag
memorabilia for some reason. - Totally normal. - The thing that really tied
the whole store together was this overarching theme
of death and despair. Taxidermy deer watching you pick out which camo hat you're gonna wear when you kill their brothers and sisters is truly something else. But I gotta say, my favorite part was finding
this animal rescue set in the toy section for the
daughter who loves animals and wants to rescue them
from a terrible life. So her dad can shoot
it in the fuckin' face with his gun that he was
practicing with at the gun range. All this animal murdering
even got me excited about killing this cute little unicorn. (gun shot) this is supposed to be full
of hunting clothing, but these are just empty racks, there's nothing here. So, I sat down on an invisible
chair and got to thinking. If they tell me my items are 50 bucks, do they mean 50 dollars
or 50 deer carcasses? I guess we'll find out. It's a good thing I
killed 50 deer last night just to be safe.
(applause) After a long day, I
had everything I needed except for a comically large tub of Uncle Buck's Old Fashion Cheese Curls. So I grabbed my cheesy
snack and said farewell. All right, just got
finished in Bass Pro Shop, I think I'm good for the rest of my life. I don't have to go there again 'cause that place was so weird. Holy shit, I'm like exhausted,
that was a lot. (laughing) holy fuck. So yeah, I'm gonna go back home and we'll get this
transformation going, I guess, I don't know. I feel like I saw things
I wasn't supposed to see. No human is supposed to see those things. But yeah, let's go home, please. Yeehaw. (upbeat country music) Okay. It's been a few days since
the Bass Pro Shop trip. I needed a while to recover. (chuckles) But we got a bunch of country stuff and we're gonna start getting these TikToks ready to recreate. I'm excited. Okay, so I got this
big, camouflage jacket. I wanted to buy stuff that
I could also just wear maybe, if I want to. Like this is pretty warm. (ominous music) You can't even see me. (chuckles) This is a hat that I used to wear back in like 2014 when I
thought I was like really cool, but Jenna helped me clip the sides up and now it looks like a country hat, a cowboy hat, sorry. Oh, whoa dude. Howdy partner. Holy shit, I look fucked. Dude I like look racist. (chuckles) Fuck. Got my Uncle Buck's Old
Fashioned cheese curls. Fuck, I just brushed my teeth, too. Bottoms up.
(crunching) (winding music) Taste like Cheetos if Cheetos were shitty. There's a good thing
there's a million of them for me to eat. This is actually a huge find. We picked up a cowboy coffee table for our new place. While we were there, she was like, I got all this other country
stuff, do you need it? (groaning) I was like yeah, sure. And then I got these
cowboy boots, my size, for five bucks.
(applause) Ballin' on a budget, baby. And I'm gonna cry about this later so I'll be bawling on a budget, too. Do the jeans go over the
boots or into the boots? These jeans are too tight. Fuck. They're my boots. Oh shit, dude. I also got this camouflage
shirt from Value Village. (child babbling) I also got a camouflage Bass Pro Shop hat. A bottle of Jack Daniels,
'cause I do know who he is. And I got a reusable bottle,
it was on sale for $10. It says "Sorry for what I said "while we were trying to put up the tent" (audience laughter) Oh, Kiwi's here. You probably don't even recognize me. It's your old man. Oh, also I got black licorice, because this is gonna be my dip, I'm gonna chop it up really small and then use that as chewing tobacco because I don't, one I don't even know where
to get chewing tobacco and two, I don't wanna put
chewing tobacco in my mouth. I'll put it in my ass, but not my mouth. Pooing tobacco. Oh also I got coronas for that cool TikTok I'm gonna do. And last but certainly not least, nectar of the gods, Mountain Dew. - Mountain Dew - Fuck, I guess we should
get a drink going, huh? (sniffing)
(coughing) And I thought of a really bad, I think I'm gonna mix it with Mountain Dew 'cause I feel like that
is the most country drink you could have. I'm scared about what's gonna happen. My mullet's gonna grow six feet. Not like feet, but like
in length, you know? Not actually toes and stuff. I don't know how much is a normal amount. That's like two shots of vodka. I don't know if that's enough. Okay that's a lot. Don't try this at home. Unless you're the legal drinking age, then do whatever the fuck you want. - [Country Boy] Mountain Dew. - Okay. Yeah Mountain Dew's fucking awesome. - [Country Boy] Mountain Dew
(hip hop music) - Dude, I gotta start making videos about healthy people. I did WeWereCute, I ate Ramen all day. And now for this I'm just
fucking killing myself. Okay, bottoms up. Oh God. I'm regretting my decision. Let's do the laser beam
through your eyeballs, let's do that one. I gotta find the sound. (upbeat music) I found it. I found it. Dude, I don't know why I'm trying so hard to convince people I'm a country boy. I have yee yee tattooed on my leg. I always forget I have that tattoo. 'Cause I should. I should never have gotten it. But here we are. (laughing) Dude. Dude I look so dumb. - These city boys make
threats on the internet. - What if country boys
actually talked like that? City boys make threats on the internet. (upbeat music) - These city boys make
threats on the internet and put gun emojis. Country boys show up to
your house about 50 deep, cut your limbs off with a machete
and then feed you to hogs. See city boys, when they get in a fight, they just close their eyes and swing their arms, like idiots. Country boys just look at
you and pierce your heart with a laser beam from their eyeballs. - Dude, that's so good, let's go. I'm a country king. All right, so the next
TikTok we're gonna do is things I'd wear as your man. Okay, we'll that's just
me changing outfits, so that's gonna be boring
for you guys to watch. So, here's the TikTok. (country music) Okay, we gotta do this one though. (hip hop music)
(country music) (groans) Ow. (country music) I look so dumb, dude I love it. (hip hop music) (country music) We're doing all right. Next is the one I've
been waiting for, okay? I gotta try to do this beer thing. Fuck, how does he do it? So he's got two beers. This taste like shit, oh my God, okay. So he's got two beers. He's holding them one's under the... Hey, have I ever held anything before? Okay, so he's just like,
hits it off his leg. Ow! Fuck! Two fingers.
(dog barking) Kiwi, not now. I really gotta do it hard, eh? Ow! I'm gonna break my fuckin' finger. How does he do that? Okay, maybe 'cause he's
sitting, it's easier. Or maybe 'cause he's on a dirt road, maybe that's, that helps. Okay I think this, I think I
have, I think I might have, okay. (chuckles) Okay, I think I might have done it. (curious music) First try. Do you think a country boy
owns a fuckin' Swiffer Wet Jet? A country boy would have just
called his Golden Retriever to lick up the beer. Fuck. Okay, I think I got the
basics down for that one, so I'm gonna film that outside and here's the final product. (upbeat country music) Okay, so next up we'll do the dip one, I think it's time to make some dip. What does chewing tobacco even look like? (burping) Kiwi's been giving me
dirty looks this whole time and I understand. If I saw me, I'd give myself, I'd give me dirty looks too. (fast-pace music) Oh, my hands are all sticky. I mean, yeah my hands are sticky. Ah, I should have used a blender, dude. But hey, blender? (chuckles) I hardly know... Okay, so this is what we got. And I got my tin. I'll just put the chewing
tobacco in the tin. Cool. And now this goes right in the garbage 'cause I hate this shit. Okay, I'm gonna make this TikTok. Here's the final product. (upbeat country music) Okay, well I hope you
enjoyed those TikToks, my stomach hurts. I'm starting to think I'm not cut out for this whole country boy thing. I almost just broke my finger just trying to open a beer bottle. But you know what? I have one more idea that might just work, it might turn me into a country boy. This is my last, final hope. This is my hail Mary. So let's see if it works. Come along. (country music) Maybe I'm not very good at
being a country TikTok boy, but there is a loophole that not many people know about. Bo Burnham has a song about
this in his special "Make Happy" but if you make country music, you don't actually have
to do any country stuff. Like, he mentions that
these big country stars, they just talk about doing hard work when they have like
private jets and stuff. While the actual hardworking
country people listen to it and they're like, oh okay, sick. Let's take a look at some
country lyrics, for example. I was haulin' hay, I was feeding the hogs and that summer sun had
me sweatin' like a dog. That summer sun had my tongue
all the way out of my mouth. So I cooled off in the creek, then it was back to
work in the daggum heat. I was cussin' out loud,
thinking 'bout quitting, looking back now, I'm sure glad I didn't. 'Cause just when I thought
it couldn't get no hotter, I caught a glimpse of
the farmer's daughter. Daggum, you know? (chuckles) Daggum, what does that mean? What does daggum mean? Okay, it's like country term for damn. You could replace damn with daggum. Cool, I didn't now that. Southern beavers build daggums. (chuckles) oh God daggum. So the guy who wrote this song,
his name is Rodney Atkins. And I don't think this guy has ever done any farm
work in his whole life. Look at him, he looks like if Papa John was never bitten by that radioactive pizza and he just made country music instead. (distorted audio) This guy's name should
be Papa John Denver. And I tried looking up to see if this guy actually grew up on a farm,
but I couldn't find anything. Which is weird because if
you did grow up on a farm and your whole career is based
off of growing up on a farm, being a true country boy, you'd adverse that to everybody, right? I would. But country folk, they love this guy 'cause he makes good
country music, you know? Let's read some of these comments. I married the daughter of a farmer and let me tell you this, there are very few things on this earth that are truer, more
genuine and more beautiful than a farmer's daughter. No joke. (chuckles) You think I'm joking?
(ominous music) No joke. If anyone likes this song
and is still listening 2020, give me a thumbs up. Those comments are so funny to me. I like reading them like
they're radio transmissions in like a zombie apocalypse. Please,
(zombie groans) if anyone likes this song
and is still listening 2020, (zombie groans) give me a thumbs up. Let's look at some more lyrics. Yeah the boys 'round here drinking that ice-cold beer talking 'bout girls, talking 'bout trucks, running them read dirt
roads out, kicking up dust. The boys 'round here, sending up a prayer to the man upstairs. Backwoods legit, don't take no shit, chew tobacco, chew tobacco,
chew tobacco, spit. chew tobacco, chew tobacco,
chew tobacco, spit. Jesus, did Pitbull write this song? - Meet me at the hotel room,
Meet me at the hotel room. - Like he really didn't hold back. You got beer, girls, trucks,
religion, and chewing tobacco in the same chorus, dude. That is the song writing equivalent of only taking one trip when you're bringing your
groceries in from your car. You you can stagger it a
bit, it's okay. (chuckles) This guy's just like, no,
I'm gonna bring it all. I'm taking it in one
trip, I'm strong as fuck. This song isn't satire, either, it's 100% serious and it's by People Magazine's 2017 Sexiest Man Alive, Blake Shelton. - Thank you! - Do you think that guy's
ever worked on a farm? No way, dude. I've done more farm work than that guy. It was on Farmville in 2009, but still. Okay yeah, right here. Blake Tollison Shelton was born
in Ada, Ada, Ada, Ada, Ada. To Dorothy, a beauty salon owner and Richard Shelton, a used car salesman. No farmer, huh? That doesn't seem fair to me, right? They're like gentrifying country music if that's... (dialup noises) Can I use that word in that
sentence? I don't know. I feel like there should be
a country music committee that forces country singers
to actually work on a farm before they can write
songs about it, you know? 'Cause it's so weird. It's like if Jeff Bezos
wrote a song about like, ethical business practices, you know? Sure, it'd be great to hear, but he doesn't know anything about that. And just picked two random country songs. If you looked at any
mainstream country music, it's all like that. It's all drinking trucks with my hot beer, her jeans were nice. And that's the whole song. But anyways, back to me. (chuckles) If I wanna be inducted into
the country boy hall of fame, I just have to make a
banger of a country song. 'Cause I can't be a real country boy, I'm bad at making the TikToks, Bass Pro Shop scares me, so I feel like this is my only option. I have to use all the
knowledge that I've gained to make a beautiful country ballad. So I can be named People Magazine's 2017 Sexiest Man Alive. Because I was robbed of that title. So without further adieu, without further Ada, Ada. (chuckles) Here is my country song. (gentle country music) ♪ Well I just got done
on my old man's farm ♪ ♪ And I walked on in to town ♪ ♪ All right ♪ ♪ I saw a girl with her beach blond hair ♪ ♪ And her boots right on the ground ♪ ♪ So I grabbed a couple
ice-cold beers from the fridge ♪ ♪ And I opened them with my feet. ♪ ♪ And let me tell you
something about this girl, ♪ ♪ She's the sweetest
thing you'll ever meet. ♪ ♪ She's the yee to my yee, ♪ ♪ The ground to my beef, ♪ ♪ She's the girl of all my dreams ♪ ♪ But there's just one thing about her ♪ ♪ That I just can't believe. ♪ I can't believe. ♪ When I look in those
eyes, it aint no surprise, ♪ ♪ She's the most southern
girl I've dated, ♪ ♪ But there's only one thing
wrong with this woman ♪ ♪ We're not blood related. ♪ Oh brother, what will
my daddy say about this? ♪ We're not blood related ♪ Yee yee ♪ My friends say I'm
crazy for loving you ♪ ♪ But I don't know what else to do ♪ What else can I do? ♪ You got a lip full of dip ♪ ♪ And a heart full of love ♪ ♪ You're sweeter than Mountain Dew ♪ Code Red ♪ I'd stand in a circle of fire for you ♪ ♪ And let a bull chase after me ♪ I swear to God. ♪ But we supposed to start a family ♪ ♪ If we aint family? ♪ ♪ She's the yee to my
haw, the see to my saw, ♪ ♪ She's everything I need ♪ You're everything I need ♪ Except she's not my sister ♪ ♪ Or my cousin at the very least. ♪ Oh come on. ♪ Like the worm on my daddy's fish boat, ♪ ♪ You got me hooked and
my breath is bated, ♪ ♪ But there's still only one
thing wrong with this girl, ♪ ♪ Still not blood related. ♪ Come on now. You make shoot lasers out of my eyes. ♪ We're not blood related ♪ Well folks, we got to talking, and one thing led to another and if I want this girl to be family, I guess I gotta just marry her brother. - Me? ♪ He's the skin to my buck, ♪ ♪ the wheels of my truck, ♪ ♪ He's my home on the range ♪ I'm in love with him ♪ And there aint one thing about him ♪ ♪ That I would ever change ♪ he's the perfect man. ♪ Now honey I know, it
might take a while ♪ ♪ For you to get situated, ♪ I understand, ♪ That I'm in love with
your brother even though ♪ ♪ we're now blood related. ♪ ♪ Blood related ♪ - Shh. Well, hope you enjoyed that. That song, "Blood
Related" is not on Spotify and other streaming services. So you can stream it if you want. If would be very funny if we got this song on the country charts. That's all I'm saying. Please, I wanna be a country boy. And I know I said I was gonna prove these country stereotypes
wrong in this video, but I pretty much wrote
the whole song around them, so, sorry. In conclusion, I think I
have a lot more respect for country folk after this video. It really takes a certain type of person to stand in a ring of
fire, get tackled by a bull and then wake up the next morning and do like 12 hours of physical labor. If I get up too quick, I have a headache for the rest of the day, so, I really admire these people. And you know what, I think
country people get a bad rep, you know, from people like me. While I was looking up photos
of trucks for this video, I found this article
about this country boy who painted the back of his truck. It says not all country boys are bigots, happy pride month. And that's great, that made me happy. Sure, it's the bare minimum, but it's more than you usually see, so it's nice to see that, you know? Shout out to all my country folk. Because that song, I am legally inducted into the country boy cult. You know, maybe I can even
convince my band mates in Wallows to maybe do a country song on
the next album, I don't know. I'll talk to the fellas. Okay, I think it's that time, let's hear a word from
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(farting) See ya. ♪ He's the skin to my buck,
the wheels of my truck, ♪ ♪ He's my sweet home on the range. ♪ I'm in love with him. ♪ And there ain't one thing about him ♪ ♪ That I would ever change ♪ (laughing) ♪ It might take a while
for you to get situated ♪ I understand ♪ That I'm in love with
your brother even though ♪
kurtis is officially the greatest country musician of all time (except for dolly parton)
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Listen get it to #1
His "country" videos are my favorite, but sometimes he seems genuinely scared/dismissive of rural people and life.
Making fun of stupid performative redneck Tiktoks are funny, but then he'll laugh at the very concept of wearing boots or growing crops or something. There's a difference between rolling coal/having AR-15s in your wedding photos and, like, farming or fishing.
He was talking about the Bass Pro Shop store like he was in a horror movie, not a bougie store for suburban people.
Edit: inb4 "they're just jokes". I know. But there's bits between the jokes, where he seems genuinely dismissive or scared. I prescribe him one viewing of "Tucker and Dale vs Evil"
am i stupid or
how is the girls brother blood related to kurtis if the girl isnt.....lmao
please help my tiny brain