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button for an extra greeting. Folks. (claps) (sighs) Okay, if you haven't
watched my first video about the original Goat Story movie, I recommend you do that
before watching this one or not. I don't care. You can do what you want really. But yeah, I appreciate all
the positive feedback I got on that video. Worked really hard on it. Took a long time to make
it so glad you like it. And actually I'll have, you know that the animation studio, AAA
studios, what they're called, they're the people who made Goat Story and they commented on my video. Wow. They actually left the comment before the video was even
live, which was weird, I've never seen that before. I had the video on my channel
like unlisted for a few days because I had to send it to ExpressVPN, the sponsor of that video and this video. I had to send it to them to like approve it before
I posted it, you know. And in that like two day period
they commented on the video. I don't know how they found it. My guess is they have
a whole team of people at the studio just randomly
typing in random YouTube URLs amidst the hours and hours of
content uploaded to YouTube. They'll randomly stumbled upon a YouTuber talking about their video. That's my best guess, and I'm right. But this is what they commented. Thanks for analyzing our movie Goat Story. (cheering) Great job. I always smile when someone
offends over big breasts or some small nudity. Is it really such a
terrible thing for children? On the contrary, it is completely natural. But for Americans, I'm
Canadian, this false morality is probably all to show
the breast is terrible, but the fact that the problem in every American animated
film is solved by violence, someone puts someone in their
mouth, they fight together, is completely okay. (cheering) Great job. Okay, great points. I think what they're trying to say is they're allowed to show
booby in their movie because they didn't have any violence. Well, aside from like the
first part of the movie where the guard tries to
like kill that little boy and then master Heinous's eyes getting cut out of his skull. Oh yeah. And then hanging a goat
at the end of the movie. But yeah. Other than all that violence,
they had no violence. So it's all good. Also, someone puts someone in their mouth, they fight together, is completely okay. Someone puts someone in their
mouth, they fight together, is completely okay. (upbeat music) (sighs) That is completely okay. But all in all, I think the
movie studio liked my video. And they had a really cool way of showing their appreciation. They copyright claim my video. And then when I disputed it
saying that it was fair use, they doubled down putting my channel at risk of a copyright strike. So, it's the little things. But anyway, since Goat Story
was such a huge success, you know, it made over negative $500,000. They decided to make a sequel. And the sequel is called
Goat Story With Cheese. 'Cause you know how
cheeseburgers are just the sequel to hamburgers. Cheeseburgers for the
longest time were just called hamburger 2 but burger with
cheese made more sense. I wish all movies named their sequels like they were hamburgers. John wick, Extra Pickles. Fried Green Tomatoes, No Tomatoes. Good Burger. Good Burger. Okay, one more tiny thing
to say before we start. Goat Story and Goat Story With Cheese are both on YouTube for
free, you can watch them. My videos are in no way a
replacement for these videos, I'm just commenting on
it, making jokes about it. Go watch the movie, support the studio 'cause they're great. They're so nice and handsome. Wow AAA studios you have
such big muscles too. You're so nice and handsome. You wouldn't copyright claim
little old me, Would you? (chuckles) Enough chit chatting. Let's talk about Goat Story 2, With Cheese. So the movie starts in
this big throne room where we meet one of the main
characters in this movie, the Cheese King. I don't know if that's his actual name. I think he's just the King,
but he's a King obsessed with cheese, but so am I. Excuse me King, you dropped this. So the Cheese King is in his throne room. He's getting fed by his
resident cheese maker and I'm just going to
come right out and say it. These guys are weirdos. - There. - Indeed, indeed. That's the finest tongue
I've ever seen your Highness. It is so nimble, so sharp and witty. - Alright off to a great start. (chuckles) So yeah, I guess he
likes the cheese so much that he wants his servant to, massage his tongue. I'd like to think that the writer of this movie thinks this is a completely normal thing that everybody likes. Like what kind of restaurants does the writer of this film go to, You know. Hi, are you tired of eating
food the old fashioned way? You put it in your mouth, you chew it, you swallow it, you leave. I sure was. That's not a healthy
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your tongue buddies ♪ Alright. Paid a guy in Fiverr 50 bucks
for that jingle at the end. Was it worth it? (belching) But yeah, that's the
relationship between the King and the cheese maker. King loves cheese and the servant brings him cheese from all over the world. But they actually ran out of
money to pay for the cheese. So they're starting to just
trade all of the King's belongings now, I guess. - We'll, trade the chandelier. ♪ My one and only one disease ♪ Oh yeah, this is a musical. I forgot to say that off the top. I am actually okay With that, I feel like the first movie
would have been way better if it was a musical. ♪ We got to hang, hang, hang this goat ♪ But alright, now it's time for the moment we've all been waiting for dude. Just down the hill from
the big cheese castle, there's a little hut a little house, a little cottage, if you will. And they make goat cheese there. And what do you need to make goat cheese. (whimsical music) Hard work and dedication, but also, goats. (bleating) (cheering) Goat's back. Except goat sounds way
different in this movie. The goat in the first movie
sounded like a mature woman. But in the sequel, she
sounds like a poker player who sells newspapers. It's a big change. I'm pretty sure they use
all different voice actors for the sequel because,
Jemmy sounds different, Katy sounds different,
but the goat voice actor change is the most jarring one for sure. - She's my best friend. - This will be the best goat cheese the world has ever known. - Okay, that one's fine. - You two are hilarious. - You always make cheese. - Alright, I'm okay with that. - It's just like a village except bigger. - I hope you cut your fingernails. Not like the last time. - What the fuck happened. That's like, even like the Chamber of Secrets came out and
then Hermione was just like. Oi bro, stay out of the
Chamber of Secrets, ye? I'll fuck you up mate. But yeah, Jemmy, Katy,
and Goat, they now live in this little house with their
two kids, Susie and Johnny. And they make a living by
selling goat cheese, obviously. Which is actually kind of fucked up now that I think about it. Like they were nothing but mean
to Goat in the first movie. And Goat literally like
sacrificed her life to make sure Jemmy,
the man that she loves, ends up with Katy. And now they're just profiting
off of her boob milk. Hashtag Jemmy and Katy are over party. Let's get it trending. Sorry, I had to do it to 'em. I had to cancel them real quick. So, Goat makes this fresh
batch of stinky cheese and later that night, that smell from the goat cheese makes
its way into the King's room. And it does that classic
cartoon thing where it like, you know, it turns into
a hand and is like, "come on, come on I'm
a stinky little smell." - Making it stinky. So yeah, the scent hand actually goes under the King's blankets and. (laughing) Kidding. Holy shit that's insane. If the scent of goat cheese
jerked the King off, whoa. Honestly wouldn't put it past them though. I feel like that's a thing
they could put into this movie. But anyways, the King
follows the scent all the way to the goat cheese and
eats the whole wheel. Dude probably hasn't crapped in years. Holy shit. If you're only eating
cheese, if you were to cry they'd be brown 'cause there's a shit, all the way up to his fucking head. (chuckles) Yeah, the next morning the King is talking to his servant guy and is like, dude that goat cheese last
night was fucking sick. - I haven't eaten such
good goat cheese in ages. - So he goes down to
Jemmy and Katy's house to get more goat cheese. - Unfortunately we couldn't
find a single whole block of cheese. - We must've been robbed last night. - Oh, that settles that. (chuckles) - Literally the most chill
reaction to being robbed. Yeah, we must have been robbed last night. Pesky little robbers,
just another robbery. Feel like I'd be pretty
cheesed if somebody robs me. (booing) Okay, also really quick. I wanna point out that like
the animation in this movie doesn't look as detailed as the first one. Like in the first movie, I
feel like I could smell Jemmy, that's how detailed it was. I don't know. This one, it just looks like the textures are like a little too smooth or something. I say this like I know
anything about animation and then I could do any better. Yeah the textures are too smooth. Fuck you man. But I'm actually fine with it though 'cause this is actually like
a little easier to look at. - One more.
- One more. But anyways. later that night everybody's
sleeping peacefully when The Devil breaks into their house and kidnaps Jemmy and Katy. (laughing) Things took a dark turn pretty quick. And we don't see Katy's
reaction to this kidnapping, but if it's anything like the robbery, I feel like she's cool with it. We must've been robbed last night. So the next morning
Susie and Johnny realize their parents are gone. And when their neighbor, who
also has huge boobs comes to the house to get cheese,
she explains to them that The Devil has
kidnapped their parents. I don't know how she do that right away. That is very suspicious But let's see why she thinks
The Devil kidnapped them. - Why would The devil have our parents. - They are cheese makers. Lucifer is very particular
about his cheese. - Huh, so that's why hell is so bad. Our boy Lucifer, Lucy is so
particular about his cheese. He's a big, bad cheese monster. He's a he's a Munster - Munster moment. Munster cheese is a strong
smelling soft cheese with a subtle taste. So the neighbor goes on
to explain that their parents are in hell. And they have 3 days to save them. - You have only three
days to get out pf hell. - And if they don't, this is gonna happen. - Then The Devil cleans out
your ears with cotton swats and uses you as a basis for noodle soup. (gasping) - Basis for noodle soup!
- basis for noodle soup! - Jesus Christ lady. - Lady, you're scaring us. (laughing) - Hey, are my parents okay? No, he's gonna boil your
fucking parents alive. And he's gonna use their
intestines as noodles. And he's gonna drink their
filthy blood like wine and floss his stinky teeth
with your parents' hair. But worst of all. What? He's gonna be particular about his cheese. (screaming) So Johnny and Susie are scared. They don't think they can do it. They don't think they
can save their parents But, goat gives them a quick pep talk. - So then, do you believe
we'll rescue your mom and dad? That's it we'll find
a hell and go to mommy and daddy's rescue. And they're on their way
to go save their parents. And since goat is a raging
alcoholic, the first place they go to is a bar to get more
information on how to go to hell. (upbeat music) It's Matthew, it's Matthew. He's not swagged out anymore. 'Cause that's what happened to him, huh? After those guys made it
stinky, he's making it groovy. Okay, in the bar this is when we meet three more main characters of the movie. We got this tall guy, his name is Tall. There's big guy, his name is Broad. And there's blind guy and
his name is Sharp-eyed. And literally the only jokes that exist in this movie are, tall guy is tall. And also a big guy is big. And believe it or not blind guy is blind. And just like a block of cheddar left out in the sun gets old real quick. Oh, actually on second thought,
maybe this Sharp-eyed guy maybe he tried to build
a clock in another town. (gasping) He's got a blindfold on. But anyways, Goat exclaims
her master plan to the bar. - Hear ye, hear ye. - Hear ye, hear ye. - I'll pay the entire tab of whoever here can tell
me how to get to hell. - Honestly, weird things
have been said at bars. I feel like I've probably said this at some point in my life. So Tall, Broad and
Sharp-eyed they don't have any money to pay their bills. So they're like, oh, we'll
just lie and say we know how to get to hell and they'll pay our bill. - You know the way to hell? - We will think of something. - So Goat hires them on the spot. - You're a hired. - And right after broad
pulls out this huge contract for Goat to sign, which is odd. He just had a contract ready
to go at the off chance a goat came into the bar,
asking them to take her to hell. Very specific. This is coming from the same
studio who employs thousands of people to type in random
YouTube URLs to find a YouTuber talking about their movie. So, it's not that far
fetched, that makes sense. So these guys say you
have to go to this place called the Devil's mill to get to hell. They don't really know where
to go at first, but then they see this big
explosion and then they go, oh, there it is. That's where it is. - Wow, a storm is brewing. (chuckles) Okay, does she think that
skull shaped explosion was a thunderstorm? Jeez, big cloud back there. Looks like it's gonna rain. So they get to the site of the explosion and it's this weird
little like spooky hut. So obviously they break in. (screaming) - Help me. - I don't know. This part is very weird. There's a spider-dog thing
that licks Susie's face. - So guys, what's going on in here? - Blind guy is blind. - Hello daddy, is that you? Please don't lick me,
you'll get me all wet. - I don't know. Again, every scene in this
movie makes me so uncomfortable. Oh my God. With their track record I'm honestly surprised this
spider doesn't have huge boobs. It's honestly shocking to me, but that'd be quite the a-rack-nid. Dumb joke, move on. Let's move on. So this old witch then enters the hut and starts rubbing Johnny for some reason. And then her arm falls off. Which is pretty disarming to see. And then Johnny takes this
stuff called the water of life that was on her shelf. - Spray water of life on it. - He pours it on her
arm and it goes back on. I guess the water of life
fixes any physical ailment. But this part is super important, okay. The witch tells Johnny to put it back. - Put the potion back. - But the little fucking bastard keeps It. He pockets it, he keeps
the juice for himself. (gasping) Johnny, Johnny. Yes papa. Stealing the water of life? No papa. Telling lies? No Papa. Open wide. A-A-A animation studios. (cheering) Love you guys. But anyways, the hut is
about to explode again because of this potion that she's making. So they all escape and run away. But now they're all starting to get tired. They're at each other's ends. They're fucking arguing and
bickering at each other. - Mr.Sharp-eyed, find the
way to the Devil's mill. (laughing) - Oh. (laughing) - He can't see, he has cataracts. (coughs) Did I also hate when I
hear the word cataracts. 'Cause that's like a
serious like medical issue. But whenever I hear it I just
think of that fucking song. ♪ Face down look ♪ He can't see, he's
listening to the cataracts. But okay, Holy shit. The next 30 seconds of this
movie are fucking insane. So Tall stretches out to
get a good view of the land. I guess that's a thing he can do. He can stretch really tall, but he's immediately struck by lightning. And just like Katy with the robbery Goat doesn't bat a fucking
eye, to the fact that Tall was just struck by lightning. - No matter, we'll use the
North star to guide us instead. No matter? Yes matter. If I got struck by lightning and one of my friends is like, "no matter." I have brain damage from
the lightning strike but heart damage from the friend
who doesn't care about me. And then, gets even weirder. Right after he got struck by lightning, Goat's like, "no matter, we'll
just follow the North star." And then this happens. - There it is. (gentle music) - The North star, we're off to the river and the Devil's mill. (dramatic music) - I've lost sleep over this. Why is there a popsicle on the sky? Why would that be the North star? Do they know something we don't? Are all stars popsicles? ASAP. (chuckles) All stars are popsicles. Dammit, it makes so much sense. That'd be crazy if they're right. If NASA came out and they were like, "Hey guys, we were wrong, sorry." "Yeah, we thought stars
were big balls of gas, but they're actually sweet summer treats." Maybe then I'd become an astronaut. Because I do have what it
takes to be an astronaut but, stars just ain't
sweet enough for ol' Kurt. Anyways, they follow the North popsicle and they keep marching on. It was a big musical number. ♪ Matching straight into hell ♪ And then they rest for the night after eating some goat cheese. So while they're sleeping again, the scent from the goat cheese, goes all the way into the King's castle and
actually sticks one finger up his asshole. (chuckles) So he floats all the way to
the cheese and he steals it. And then the King tells a
servant that he found his goat cheese by the Devils mill last night. - I found It by Devil's mill. - What? - Which is weird, 'cause I thought he was
sleeping the whole time. Like it was heavily implied
that he was sleepwalking or sleep floating, to the cheese, right. But no, this guy's just an asshole. He's fully awake, stealing
cheese from orphan children. And I just got one question for the King. Why you gotta brie like that? (laughing) How many cheese puns is too many? Please let me know. Cheddar? I hardly know her, okay. Okay guys, this where stuff starts to get fucking crazy, okay. Not as crazy as a Goat
dressing up as a big boob lady and hanging themselves
but, still pretty wild. So the King's getting
another cheese shipment. - You'll be receiving a
package of Gouda from Holland. - And they're running
out of things to trade. So the servant suggests that
the King trades his crown. - They'll take your royal
crown in exchange for it. - Which is a terrible
trade for some Gouda. A pound of Gouda is $11 and
6 cents according to google. St.Edward's Crown is worth $39 million. - So be it. - Not only is this King
an asshole cheese thief, he's a fucking dumb ass. Your logic's got more holes than a big slice of Swiss cheese my friend. - So please, sign right here. - Okay, another fucking contract dude. What is with the Goat
Story movies and contracts? First one, there is a
contract with the Devil, and on this one, Broad
had a contract at the bar. And another, this another
separate cheese contract. - The agreement goes into
effect tomorrow morning. - So much litigation for
every single thing they do. What a terrible life to live. You need a contract to
do literally anything. Hey man, I feel kind of sick,
can you take me to a hospital? Sure, but you gotta sign
this contract first. Please dude, I need your help. I really don't have time
to sign another contract. Okay, can you sign this one then. This one states that you don't have time to sign the other contract. No. Oh hell, I'll even take
an initial at this point. (laughing) No. Oh come on, make it official. Write down your initials. Oh God, I think I've contracted a disease. That was nice of you to use that word. It's the least I can do. It was in the contract I signed last week. Oh wait, we're in a hospital right now. Oh yeah, we're both doctors. (laughing) Doctors please. There's been a huge
accident, we need your help. Come on. (dramatic music) - Sorry sir.
- Sorry sir. - That's not in the contract.
- That's not in the contract. (laughing) - Hey, are those doctors
coming to help or what? - I don't know, it's still up in the air. (laughing) I don't know. (coughs) Back to the movie. It's about to get wild. Alright, I'll say it. Turns out the castle cheese
maker is up to no good. (laughing) Those big, thick, juicy,
silky, voluptuous cheeks of his, they're fake. - What? - Yeah, I think it's cheese. He just keeps big pieces of
cheese in his cheeks all day to make them big and puffy. His breath probably smells
fucking terrible dude. (chuckles) Cheese in your mouth all day dude? Soggy and warm and. But it turns out he hasn't
been trading the King's stuff for cheese at all. He's kidnapped all the
cheese makers in the area. - It is a great honor to make cheeses. - And is forcing them to make
all the cheese while he just keeps all the King's stuff to himself. And you guessed it, Katy
and Jemmy are down there making goat cheese, without a goat. So yeah, this plan doesn't
really make any sense. Wouldn't you wanna kidnap the goat too? If you're making goat cheese. That's like kidnapping the cast of Friends and being like, "Hey, make
another episode of Friends." Right? You need the writers too. Actors are the cheese makers
and writers are goats. That's the only way I understand things. If you explain them based
on goat cheese production. For example, this camera is the goat and I am the cheese maker. Good goat. (bleating) Good, cute goat. But yeah, turns out this guy was actually The Devil who kidnapped Katy and Jemmy at the beginning of the movie. The Devil didn't even have any part of this 'cause he was off
playing cards in Prague, I'm sure. But anyways, he's given
this like monologue thing. And he says that the King
finally signed the contract. So now, he's gonna hang all
the cheese makers the next day. - I'm gonna have you all executed. (gasping) - So cut back to the gang,
they're at the Devil's mill now. This is really weird
scene where it kinda turns into a rave and these two
little devil guys show up. I don't know who they are
or what their purpose is, but they're there. Then the evil cheese devil
shows up and kidnaps Susie. Which is another sentence I've
never said before in my life but here we are. (growling) And this is also when they find out the Royal cheese makers master plan. - Royal cheese maker. - Sometimes even the worst
hell is here on earth. - Damn. Goat be spitting facts though. Yo, someone's got to make,
you know those sad Bart edits? Please someone make a sad Goat edit. Hey, I got impatient so I made one myself. - Will you marry me? - That just wouldn't work out at all. (gentle music) come on, why do you get so drunk? Now go to sleep. (gentle music) - Sometimes even the worst
hell is here on earth. (gentle music) But yeah, just to go over
the cheese makers plan, one more time. The Royal cheese maker
kidnaps other cheese makers to make cheese for a King, who's addicted to cheese on the off
chance that he'll be so enamored by this cheese
that he'll unknowingly sign some random contract
entitling the cheese maker to the crown. It's also putting a lot
of trust into the King to not just rip up the
contract and be like, "no, fuck you, you're insane." "I'm the King and I can
nullify any contract" Right? And what's the cheese maker gonna do if he just rips the contract up. Is he gonna do, go to small claims court? No dude. Even if there were cops or anything to like, go help the
cheese maker, hey man, you kidnapped a bunch of cheese heads and you're forcing them to
work in a cheese dungeon. You're going to jail, sir. And you can't make cheese in jail. Trust me I've tried. I have tried to make cheese in jail. I broke into a jail once. Tried to make cheese. Couldn't do it. Because I don't know how to
make cheese outside of jail. So I don't know what I was expecting. Whatever. We're getting close to
the end of the movie, let's fucking keep going. So they're tryna figure
out how they can get to the castle before morning. 'Cause if they don't,
their parents are toast. Then Johnny remembers
that he has the water of life that he stole from
that old lady in the woods. - I almost forgot about the Water of Life. So he pour some on Broad, Tall and Sharp-eyed and they
essentially get like super powers. It's also kind of baffling
that Johnny had this liquid that basically cures any physical ailment and he just forgot about it. He just kept it from a
blind guy for several days. You ass. Now that I think about it, we
just gotta rob some old lady in the woods and we'll
have the cure for COVID. So you hear that grandmothers of the forest, look out,
we ride at dawn, expect us. We are anonymous. We are Legion. We're gonna rob your gam gam. But yeah, Broad now has
the ability to drink a lot of water and bounce really high. I don't fucking know. Tall gets the ability to stretch like super high above the clouds. And now Sharp-eyed has like
laser eyes essentially. Again, I don't fucking know but they finally make
their way to the castle. Meanwhile, the King like runs
into The Devil and freaks out. The guards are freaking out. The whole castle is on
the lookout for The Devil. Also, really quick. Can I just say? The King's got a fucking wagon on. He's got a huge ass. I like that they're being
more inclusive in this movie. Just be giving everybody big butts. I think that's good. I think that shows growth, in my pants. 'Cause I'm getting a fucking boner looking at the Kings butt. Ew! And now, this is where the King learns about the cheese maker's dastardly plans. (dramatic music) - So this is it. - He is just now finding
this two story cheese dungeon in his own castle. But I mean, better late
than never I guess. Anyways, the gang meets up with the King and then The Devil comes in
and holds the King hostage until morning. 'Cause that's when the
contract goes into effect. - In the morning, the crown will be mine. (chuckles) - I just gotta say, for a
villain, he is very serious about following the laws and
rules of the legal system. He's just waiting until
morning for his contract to go into effect so he can be evil. That's like if the joker was like, I don't know, a guy who didn't do crimes. (chuckles) I don't know where I was going with that. So it happened evil
cheese maker is now King. - From now on, I'll be your King. - And he locks up the gang
in a separate dungeon, not the cheese dungeon. This is a separate dungeon
from the cheese dungeon. And for some reason as King, his first thing he does is take a nap. - If anyone comes looking
for me, I'm resting. - He's so passionate about his plans. To take over, kill all the
cheese makers, rule the world. But he's like, you know what? (gentle music) And while he's sleeping, Susie crawls out of the bag that he kidnapped her in. I guess everybody forgot about Susie. And she's down in the dumps. And she gets a pep-talk from
like a theory of goat I guess. An apparition of goat I suppose - You can do anything you want. Remember whose daughter you are. (uplifting music) - Is Goat, Susie's real mother? (chuckles) Is that what they're implying? She says, "remember
whose daughter you are." And then winked. Holy shit Jemmy, what did you do? We gotta call Maury. Well nevermind. Maury is usually to find the father. I guess it'd be pretty
easy to find who the mother of a baby is. In the case of little
Susie, you are the mother. I know I gave birth to her. (clapping) (cheering) (shouting) Alright, so Susie comes
up with a master plan to save the day. She grabs a rope that's attached
to a big hot air balloon and runs like all around the castle. And there's this really great scene in the middle of this that
I wanna show you guys. - Look, a rope. - You're funny, come this way. - Okay. (chuckles) - Hey look, there's a rope. A rope? That's funny. That's so funny. That's funny 'cause no one
ever says there's a rope. A rope in the hallway. What is this? A game of clue? Is Colonel Mustard there as well? Come on, a rope. (chuckles) (calm music) Does this castle smell like cheese to you? Alright, we're almost at the
end of the movie ,Holy shit. Susie ties this long hilarious rope to the cheese maker's toe
and sets the balloon free. He's pulled through the whole castle, destroying everything in his way. The castle collapses,
floats up into the air, then falls to his death. - Mommy, daddy. - Johnny.
- Johnny. (cheering) Family's reunited and Katy's
got a red dress on now. She was wearing like a green one before and then the castle collapsed. And now she's wearing a red one. Red dress. Alright, so everyone's celebrating. They did it. And this ending is the exact
same thing as the first movie. Like everybody thinks Susie is dead. - Where is Susie? - It's sad for a second as they grieve the death of their daughter. Even though they're not even that sad. (somber music) The reactions to traumatic
things in this movie are. It's like nothing happened at all. We got robbed, struck
by lightning, whatever, daughter's dead. Super quite for a few seconds
and then you hear a voice in the distance and
it's Susie, she's alive. - Hello. - And it's the fucking
same thing with Goat in the first movie. We all thought she was dead. - Huh? - Wow, she's alive. So everyone's reunited. They hug and kiss. Big musical number and the movie's done. (fireworks blasting) Okay, I have a confession to make. Compared to the first one, this movie is actually pretty good. Obviously, first movie's iconic. But in terms of storytelling, I think Goat Story With Cheese
was just a little better. And also, apparently, I
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us, are gonna go to Prague and we're going to have
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