THAT'S CRINGE: Pony Play

sick dude what's up bronies welcome back uh today might be the toughest stats cringe we've done yet we'll see i don't know i've only watched the first few seconds of this video the thumbnail has me nervous genuinely the title is pony play down in new orleans anything blank play is always it's always like fetish related yeah you know yeah blank yeah pony blank play there's never never anything that's just playing you know toy play maybe i'm just [ __ ] around with legos you know no no i mean yeah you're [ __ ] around with them maybe i'm just [ __ ] legos yeah you're [ __ ] legos for sure let's jump in uh welcome to a youtuber watching video play oh don't like that sound already just that just that ambient it's a horse but it's it's weird but it's just a horse but the cinematic like you know camera up from the feet and the there's a little bit weird but i feel like i mean it's just a horse so right yeah she's one's a horse yeah so yeah [Music] yeah wait what [Music] no you know what i'm gonna just call this one off holy [ __ ] oh man hey if you're into this i don't give a [ __ ] the timing on that was too funny right now dude it would have really sealed the deal if he had assless chaps there's something so eerie about like expecting horse noises and horse things and not getting them like like like yeah are you expecting like and then like instead of just like it's the sound of like a hiker bro what kills me now are the [ __ ] just oh my horses don't have kneecaps why is this horse wearing cowboys oh damn today we are in louisiana at the ponies on the delta pony play event what kind of horse wears a corset bruh like it's like one level too deep they dress up like horses and then they dress sexy a sexy horse man and then they also have a pet dog like if you're gonna be a horse go all the way don't be all horse human what oh bruh bruh ah no i feel like i'm just in a weird like optical illusion video because i'm like oh that's a that's a horse no that's a man and then they're gonna flip it on us like i know there's gonna be some point we're like oh that's a that's a horse yeah no just corgi stands up and starts walking [Laughter] oh [ __ ] dude some dude just stands up he's dressed like turf yeah what was he even doing looked like a dancer just taichi welcome to pony play nope nope this frame this frame 37 is just what though imagine just walking by this i mean no imagine just walking by this and dress up as horses and just people dragging them around i totally picture some family that's like out in their cottage or something like let's go for a walk sure let's bring the dog out sure and they're all walking by and it's like how is working wait what oh oh they're shooting game of thrones yeah that's what that wow season 12 looks really exciting i guess not only like people observe this too it's like a spectator event yeah well i mean look at look at homegirl on the left that's just a full-up mom yeah i'm here supporting my son he's been into pony play for years and frankly i don't understand it but you know i love him and i'm here to support him hey mom all right jared please knock it off knock it off knock it off jared please don't name my face stop god damn it jared stop nate stop nadine in my face jared did you do your homework horses don't do homework mom oh for the love of christ i'm sending you your father's house this is go now bruh what i like i was so confused it's hard to even say anything about this because there's so much going on yeah today we're out here having a pony play competition oh this guy's like i don't want to be in this video dude this looks like fortnite [Laughter] hey this is fortnite season five season five is pony play all right so we filmed this earlier this week and fortnite season 5 came out yesterday and check this [ __ ] out yeah coincidence i'll let you decide alright move over shane dawson this is a conspiracy where people compete in events and classes just the same as real horses do get it get it yeah yeah yeah damn bro you ever want to just tie up a girl and tell her to run around some cones and tell her to get it yeah yeah yeah dude it's [ __ ] up man this is weird uh it is weird yeah nothing wrong with saying this i know this is strange yeah i know some people are going to be like guys you just don't you're you don't get it people are into what they want to be into yeah that's fine yeah and this is also weird just like a regular horseshoe event we end up with some crashes and racks they're like and then we got to put them down afterwards spring knee or something like that we got just like a regular horse event you know this this frame right here you think this dude's gonna make it this year i'm very excited for black lightning to hit the course uh last year uh i had a bit of an issue with his kneecaps uh this year they've put uh new balance 909s on him oh i'm i'm mistaken uh the stable says these are nike free runs oh good so um we'll see how he does going into this first turn looking forward to this yeah yeah let's see we're gonna dump when he takes a big smell this thing is two feet high dude bruh if you're gonna act like a horse you gotta have like the basic athleticism to clear two fun things yeah you better be able to run your ass off and jump high but he didn't even try oh nice it's a great attempt by black lightning bro this is the most unathletic course are you kidding me jumping over a piece of wood on cinder blocks the competition gets pretty crazy sometimes i'm gonna beat you so hard oh god when i put the bit in his mouth it's like a ritual between us he needs that transition to get into headspace and i can feel through the bit when he actually kind of changes from like human space to like pony space ah i get it it's like it's like being bane yeah yeah yeah i said that's a beer yeah you merely want to be a pony i've embraced it it's great because you hear the same [ __ ] in acting class that's why you haven't landed a role yet bro you haven't committed to the pony headspace the pony headspace that's what it is yeah could you imagine walking into an audition and they're like all right come here yeah yeah yeah okay they're like all right yeah and ollie's like what the [ __ ] is going on here he's like what the [ __ ] you guys watching watching bro if i just put him in the gear and then we go immediately do it it doesn't give him time to transition into his headspace that allows him to express himself as a pony yo what hot topic season is this i'm doing pony play i'm pretty screen wild i kick the car what is this suit i don't know i'm not really getting a horse from this one are you trying to creep people out try to keep us up to obey but it usually doesn't work on both they're fake bro what are you saying dude yeah just get the gag ball out for one second what is this he's got sun spots yeah what is this [ __ ] suit yeah he looks spoiled looks like he's got like algae on like it looks like a bad sandwich it's that pony the camera department's just like away somewhere they're like building the camera takes like an hour yeah okay let's go they walk out there and they see them they're like nope we're done we're done [ __ ] this rap guys it's a wrap i quit break it down quit breaking it down i don't think i'm a chef i've always wanted to do [ __ ] this [ __ ] all of our outfits that we make are based off of buy a horse equipment or made out of buy a horse equipment goddamn dude milton from office space has just gone down the wrong path here yo geek squad members turn up on three things this is some [ __ ] right here like really get into characters he talks about getting into character but this is a very not pony walk you know what i'm saying yeah it's kind of just i'm really in the headspace right now i'm totally in total horse mode here when you get a chance to come out here and you get to enjoy what you do and and just like that black lightning pulls it off in the final wow very very impressive around other people who enjoy similar things and enjoy it with them it's a it's a great feeling the freedom to be weird yes i get it you get it i no i get that like people want to do things that's what i get damn dude yeah yeah yeah that's the most that [ __ ] over here yeah for sure yeah dude i mean like i get that people want to like do things hey people do their own [ __ ] in private yeah i just think if you're going to let a camera crew run through and document all the [ __ ] that's going on and put it online you're kind of open yourself to criticism yeah so what color uh horse mask are you gonna get because i'm thinking i would look fire in blue yeah i was thinking i would look dope and orange we should just be the power rangers pony rangers pony rangers yeah brother all right guys well that's it for this one i love how there's not even like a moral or story to this video at all no they're just like this happens yeah check this [ __ ] out what's going on the [ __ ] shows are just essentially like hey bruh look at this [ __ ] they eat like i mean they didn't even have the decency to ask that guy to take off his mask they're like we can't hear what he's saying but it doesn't [ __ ] matter that's the point it would be so funny if they put like some caption there that was just like garbled horse noises and he's just actually just his name yeah just his name he's actually talking it's just like well yeah guys that's gonna do it for this episode of check this [ __ ] out check this [ __ ] out would be [ __ ] great if just a dude came in until next time guys check out our podcast by the way yeah all right all right guys peace foreign

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 11,308,887

Keywords: horse, weird, pony, satire, new orleans, neigh, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, comedy, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: HIteR6ojuLE

Length: 12min 43sec (763 seconds)

Published: Fri Jul 13 2018