Roasting old pictures of my dumbass self

this is Noel and Cody take one or no long [ __ ] what are you doing I'm so hungover this video is brought to you by 26 year olds with acne 26 year olds with acne what we're going to be doing is looking at old pictures of myself some would call this the glow-up challenge we're not little just did I just say glow up yeah this video is brought to you by 26 year olds that say glow up still 26 year olds that say glow up still so we're gonna be looking at old pictures of myself just to give you some perspective into how ugly he still is no not it that's not what I was missing we're gonna give Noel a chance to provide some commentary yeah hopefully positive yeah right always oh you mind this is a fragile thing right these are pictures of me as a young stunner I was actually my nickname all throughout primary school middle school is that you call a primary school I we don't call it that I don't know why I said that well it's called elementary school and yeah I'm Canada so your fraud I'm not fraud I'm just trying to sound a little more telling it's very baby but hang out very big yeah berry-berry get it with the over end today Oh ready first picture boom young Donna look at this dude shamelessly rocking the water wings as if it wasn't even a thing this looks like one like a NFL quarterback is successful they're like this is Peyton Manning as a kid as you can see he's only one but he's [ __ ] massive well you say I'm huge this is not a small human I was expect to max out at five eight for some reason not 5/8 a 5/8 in three quarters I'm five nine to all you that think that's too short buck you and your shell up 26 year olds that are five eight and three quarters is that dolphin gun what is that but like why am I wearing the floaties if I have one yeah do you think my mom made me swim with a shirt on yes I just didn't have confidence in you it's very clear they already as soon get a little self-esteem I guess so they're like he's got a bit of a gut straight maminta Charlie Brown sure he's already wearing Charlie Brown shoulder next oh yeah here we go this is good look at the [ __ ] hair yeah the hair is bad it's way longer here than it is in the front like you were a fat ass kid I wasn't that bad wearing I'm wearing it that well you look like a like a little fat oh it's not that fat I'm fat now I'm not it wasn't fat back then you have no drumsticks this looks like a dude with shorter hair it's wearing like one of those helmets from Star Wars have you ever seen that picture of that super muscly dude and it just looks like a smaller dude is coming out of this yeah mostly dude yeah that's what this looks like it looks like a dude with shorter hair is coming out of a helmet of hair you also kind of look like you know that Twitter me where it's like this is the let me speak to your manager haircut yeah like if you just cropped that out and put this on a divorced white woman it's the same America it's pretty true actually I look like I have a bob yeah you look like a [ __ ] fat medical secretary jesus [ __ ] I said go easy Jesus moving on next okay so this one this is not a picture it's not my birthday cakes yeah I was 23 I think this is I think I was like I don't know like six or something my favorite animal still is to this day the damn platypus furthermore echidna which is the other thing the most badass animal on the planet what what is that it's like a little tiny like Hedgehog looking [ __ ] they just they don't give a [ __ ] man they just walk around their cage like this you should you should hang this in your apartment and then never get laid by talking about your interest in these things you want okay here we go yeah that's still what is this [ __ ] pose come on you know that wasn't even that wasn't even prompted by my own of my parents they just like I took the camera on and I did that my dad was me your dad like oh you know he took out the camera and I was like yeah yeah yeah there's like six other kids over here and they're just smiling like normal kids Cody what are you doing I feel like your parents just took you to way too many Celine Dion concert why you wearing pink shorts well actually that's part of my mom's fault pink is not so concerning cuz those could have been blue and this pose is still your hands are way bigger than your face for a kid you know what big hands mean he can't type trouble typing is trouble typing on a small phone see the other pictures we got yeah you have Birkenstocks earlier those aren't Birkenstocks these are like these are dad sandals I feel like this would be fine if I was raised in Hawaii yeah this is [ __ ] Calgary Alberta it's probably minus 40 outside right now and my mom is dressing me in goddamn little vacation sandals I got like the nice checkered shirt tucked into the damn parachute shorts yeah and then what are those these sandals are Dave who works at Xerox finally got a week off took his family doing all-inclusive in Cancun that's what these sandals are [ __ ] Dave walking around the resort in these sandals here I mean holding up my tie yeah and he's telling everyone about his sis Atman role and he's telling everyone how insecure the Wi-Fi is this place is begging to be hacked let me tell you some he's got a keychain with a bunch of [ __ ] tools on it figure out the pool amazing never know when you're to work on a motherboard dude you're a dick you know why because I'm wearing blackface no yeah I was gonna I think I think my mom obviously meant for those to be like burn marks but I'm [ __ ] wearing blackface so is my sister it's like what were you for Halloween when you were four oh I was a racist firefighter in my sister was a racist dog what's amazing about this is that when I was a six-year-old or ever [ __ ] old I am in this again I have no perspective 17:17 obviously had some aspirations I was like you know what I'm gonna grow up to become a firefighter yes I'm to dress as a firefighter because yeah you know I'm gonna make those dreams come alive and then fast forward 20 years and I'm a youtuber yeah if I could go back and tell myself at this age that I'd be a youtuber this version of myself would be like dude that's fine I'm in blackface right yeah you want to see anything is better than this all right let's see we got next Oh buddy you look like Avril Lavigne my hair looks like a this looks like a blonde Christmas tree yeah jammed on my head look at my cheek I look like a hide and [ __ ] in there now you look like a British husband or love you suppose this harder alphabet look I can't tell if you wrote the letter O four times in a row and then you just added sticks later and you wrote you like five times I used to like ste and then your brain aired out right there a backwards B C lowercase D [ __ ] dumbass lMNO ooo st uuuu we go next one yeah what's the hair yeah you were like I want to look like a skater and then they looked up Aaron Carter that's what I wanted to look like Aaron Carter oh you're probably wondering car sucks no it's good now that car sucks [ __ ] off my hair looks like a [ __ ] half plane it looks like Shaun White could go in there and just a gentle rodeo alright next yeah this is a hard train conductor outfit like just adds a little hat or the train leaves it three leaves right it free right on the nose also [ __ ] every single picture I'm eating something yeah every goddamn picture now you understand why I can't stop eating food all the time yeah almost like they'd have just born that way dog okay that's it that's all we got as I said it pretty much unroasted well no I I went through some bad phases yeah definitely I think it turned out all right yeah I'm not - I would say glowed up there's that phrase again let's get it let's get a picture of me so I can care yeah just like a pair add to the alright authority the annum dick you know this is kind of how I look now just give them some perspective point of reference and what I look like now yes sir okay three two one I guess stop doing that [ __ ] post what just no no more what about something else just maybe some a little more natural right yeah three two one no no no okay you got it all sink down yeah yeah you all doing saying down I mean if we just move what the [ __ ] did you get a biscuit okay fine okay all right guys this is a young Stunna signing out that's all I got for you today if you like this video just go ahead and smash that thumbs up button Noelle's channel is linked in the description go follow him we do sketches together and they're [ __ ] hysterical so funny 20 out of 10 comedy yeah unlike you've ever seen before four out of four thumbs up baby yeah hope you enjoyed the video and just keep on killing it baby let's get it I gotta stop doing that pose that's I just keep doing it's just not yeah [ __ ] it let's just three two you

Channel: Cody Ko

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Id: UNGIVlkDqbM

Length: 8min 59sec (539 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 12 2017