THAT'S CRINGE: Dhar Mann

what's up guys welcome back to the Internet the internet now um oh my god you're okay if if okay Cody's yelling at me but yeah I just let me know what she says if she says I I can just do the overlay then I guess I'll just do the over life for sure penis all right so gay Clark's gotta go bye today's episode is I don't know honestly I don't really know how to describe this I just know that it's it's perfect okay let's go ahead let's read this guy's profile we're gonna be watching some videos from his name is dar man okay today which by the way having man in your name is is so far fucking alpha yeah so his bio says hello my name is Dharma and I'm a fearless entrepreneur as opposed to a nervous entrepreneur my products please hi TechCrunch I have a hope oh when I vomit hold on one second one second one second I'm an expert in digital marketing okay he's sharing his personal stories of success and failure to help inspire others okay he's currently the founder and CEO of live glam okay live glam I would I would think it's live long live glam yeah a cosmetics company that he took from six hundred dollars in starting capital to eight figures in annual revenue in less than two years Wow if that doesn't scream fearless entrepreneur yeah I'm not really sure what does now what eight figures are we talking here like did he just convert that six hundred dollars to Bitcoin cuz that's a whole lot of figures you know what I'm saying or is it like $1,000 is eros zero yeah yeah yeah yeah like where's that where is the decimal in this eight figure number I'm not doubting the fact that he's successful sure or fearless sure I'm just more curious as to how he's going to inspire us yeah well I think we'll find out hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah what's up chose sorry I got to interrupt real quick just very very quickly to thank the sponsor of this video which is honey listen you ever buy something online and find out that you you could have gotten it for less money that's not very 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younger woman hell yeah which is just you know a common a common issue for a fearless entrepreneurs yeah exactly or for budding entrepreneurs watching this mm-hmm I guess if you're thinking of leaving your wife for a younger woman you know don't do it or do it I don't know let's see what my man has to say there was his husband who had always criticized his wife would always disses wife if you worked out they'd fit let me tell you that be Swift backhand from any woman I know oh yeah that wouldn't even this look wouldn't last more than half a second I was just gonna say what the fuck is he doing I know just sitting there watching her get dressed he's just waiting to insult her oh they don't fit yeah maybe if you've lost fuckin weight now you're gonna want to go a few racks down that smells from when you were 20 you don't fit that anymore you know don't stretch - look really bad bro what's wrong with you dude my man how you talking about her stretch marks look at your hairline bro if you had hair you look like Mandark from Dexter's Lab also what was a director like just just a we're gonna focus here on on your your Fupa area dude what are you doing man what are you doing wait what are you doing you're a joke son dick are you really gonna wear that Oh leave this fool it's homies like hey yo man what are you up to this morning oh I'm just gonna sit around and salt my wife just dog around for like an hour hey dude can't talk right now all right I'm in the middle oh she's coming out yeah you look like dog shit have you thought this through he's like yo dem socks are trash I have I have to go maybe if you were a better daughter stick around you suck at soccer why are you really gonna wear those glitter shoes to school it's I'm sorry I've met someone else I knew it what about us I've realized that I needed to start living for myself you can't just go you can't do this he was like already out the door given that cut he was already his back was to her when she was saying that she was like don't leave you can't do the wife is devastated and spends all of her days crying the husband starts partying and having a really good time with his new girl he drank and partied and drink some more what kind of party is this I know there ain't nobody there man this shit seems lonely as he'll meanwhile his wife slowly got over the break-up and realized it was time to start prioritizing herself she comes home she's ripped is now her daughter's putting on pants she's like that's not gonna fit she's got a suitcase mom no where are you going I need to start living for myself I can't be sit up here caught up with your fucking can't dress yourself looking ass you suck at tap dancing by the way you think I want to be stuck around a bitch who can't color in the lines a lot of time passed until one day he happened to run into her hey Rachel this is some top-tier acting I have to say yeah where is your new girl she left me for [Music] Dharma just comes in there his fucking Ferrari all these stories are just about girls and he steel there once was a husband who was always mean to his wife and I ended up fucking the shit out of her yeah everything I did I did it for our family when you left I realized I had to start living how does it feel you're selfish motherfucker yeah you fucking drunk oh it's all about you huh I'm drunk I'm sad my wife has stretch marks well now you're alone and now you have stretch marks just fucking dipshit on your head seriously your head is getting old [Laughter] [Music] Rachel I have Jack Daniels do you want to swing come on I can't finish this bottle by myself on help me out here when do people first meet things can be really new and exciting it's all we can think about every text in every day Creed's goosebumps all over our bodies I like the way this guy's speaks man really draws you in I see why he's made eight figures of anything I'm like yeah you're right yeah I do I got goosebumps from your voice every time I get a text from darman's entrepreneur services I just did but over time that excitement starts to wear off that shiny new relationship begins to lose its shine the important part to remember is that not everything that glitters is always gonna be gold remember that when you put on your shoes and whatever the problems are right now doesn't mean they'll magically go away with someone else there will always be plenty of options but love is not about what you can get it's about appreciating what you already have if you're always looking for the next best thing then you'll never see what's right in front of you what don't divorce me you're so sexy [Laughter] wait you're gonna divorce me without me Oh joint custody come on I don't do that you're so fine don't get custody of our child you're so hot what would you do if I was there right now oh you get a restraining order you call the cops what don't put on my ankle monitor you're so fucking sexy oh dude please share hold on yeah what are you thinking oh there's so many oh yeah we're gonna read it read it I don't really use a I'm neither I don't use ready what is this I think if you even click on that someday I definitely want to put this on LinkedIn that's what the fuck gonna like this yo for all my boy oh my entrepreneur boys in my network I think you need to see this I know you're thinking about leaving to fuck your assistant but just wait all I'm saying is don't leave your wife for a younger woman okay because eventually what I'm getting from this video is that your problems don't go away by finding someone else meaning that a new younger girl can also have stretch marks pink in her dome piece I love this this is like this is like the ultimate like fake deep yeah yeah persona yeah but I don't think there's anything wrong with what he's saying in the video you know really a really complicated way of saying you know relationships are hard yes yeah very roundabout way of saying yeah relationships take work yeah yeah written narrated and story by dar man so he's kind of a jack-of-all-trades yeah he really is let's watch the another one here yeah yeah okay poor girl shows rich daughter what her dad's money can't buy that sounds like porn yeah it really does this has a hundred and forty three thousand likes what he is killing it dude uh I have a feeling this one's gonna hit a little bit different let's see yet yeah that poor daughter rich daughter hit just a little bit different chelsey right Hey do we know each other yeah we went to middle school together I'm Amy how rich is this is this girl clearly rich dude look at her Bob if that is a scream fucking Range Rover hey her Harris had come down like that so she isn't to look at poor people when she's driving her Range Rover just needs a permanent I don't want to look at you right public school that feels like such a long time ago that was before my dad started his own business and we moved to the hills what up what's um what a fucking piece of dialogue yeah but honestly wouldn't put it past anyone in LA that feels very la oh yeah I went they remember my dad started his own company moved us to the hills you're just like word yeah Wells good good seeing you yeah I'm gonna go fuck my shit yeah definitely don't miss that old neighborhood so where do you live now well we never moved out we're still in the same neighborhood that fucking shitty place you know that neighborhood sucks right maybe if your dad worked harder you wouldn't have to live in that shitty neighborhood I'm so sorry anyway my dad is coming to pick me up because we're spending the weekend together in his fucking helicopter because he started on business that's like how we get around now doors open so I just thought I'd pick up a couple of things what are you doing here yeah what a fucking bitch what are you doing here Oh Spencer's what did you buy a fucking scrunchie uh uh same I just got back from the thrift store you have to wear other people's clothes I think darman went all out making her the worst person on earth yeah this is a great character I hate her yo I hate her maybe he just comes through at the end oh and just just fucking hits her with his car son you know he just pulls up I just buy your dad's company and tanked it fuck you man you should just tell your dad that you wouldn't be caught dead wearing stuff like that that's what I tell mine and then he just gives me his business credit card your dad owns his own business too right no hi honey I'm sorry I'm late but I clear my schedule so we can spend the whole weekend together thanks dad I need to say goodbye to my friend first but I'll meet you in the car no worries he liked your talk on my car what kind of car is it who a Honda Civic oh my god you poor bitch well now I know I have to shop at the thrift store oh my god this bitch sucks oh my god dude I gotta give it up the DAR man dude last one I wasn't I wasn't feeling the story but this I'm hooked yeah the character development here is now I know why this has 5.5 million views this is why our sketches never took off yeah we didn't have this element this this gripping element of hate yeah we yeah yeah maybe that's what we need yeah just a written character yeah what dude just sitting in the back in every single sketch sketch fucking sucks you know what my dad may not be able to afford an expensive house in the hills but we've got a happy home and that's good enough for me all the art hoes fell off at this point is there like I don't know my dad yikes big mood my dad may not be able to buy me designer clothes but he spoils me with what he can and his love is so much better than any fancy bag out there and my dad may not have his own business but that's because like I was killing it right yeah yeah this is OneNote nailed it okay him he cares more about spending time with me and to me that's worth more than any credit card can buy she's like yeah that's what a poor person would say my dad might not be able to afford an expensive house or designer clothes or even own his own business but is the most my dad may not be able to afford designer clothes yeah once like my uber is here hi yes hi uber plus my dad may not be able to afford designer he loves me I am sorry I can't feel I not see your lips move but I can't I don't know what you're saying miss Chelsea I'll take your bags Benjamin my dad was supposed to come where is he he had to fly to London for business bro do get it now because like her dad like loves her and so he came in person but the other dad is too like in the business and so he didn't come you get it right oh it's like he doesn't love as much ah what did you think about it was that we're used to getting goose bumps yeah that's good news folks right there we won't be able to spend time with you anytime soon so he sent me I don't understand Oh Oh yo he did you go back to the hills rich bitch he always does ass to me I haven't seen him in weeks I'm sorry but he sends his regards he sends his regards that's cold yeah as far yeah I'll be waiting in the car look my dad might not have a lot of money you said this already bitch I get it you can't afford the house in the hill he's poor and my dad doesn't love me I don't give a fuck he's just in the background playing guitar yeah but he always has time for me it was nice to see you miss Chelsea oh yeah miss Chelsea suck on that this sucks I'll see that one miss Chelsea the best way to have a happy family is to spend twice as much time together and half as much money my boys swag down Maggie is a hold of all this in that equation right there what twice as much time half as much morning like I don't have this yeah I don't know the what's the voice is much time and half as much money carry the one ask a rich widow in a large empty house if you'd rather have her money or have her husband back so fucked up if fucked up thing to ask a widow yo just a quick question before I head out this house is pretty sick would you rather have this or like your husband back huh yeah okay or ask a lonely daughter with the rich dad if you'd rather have his credit card or his presents presents presents this fool has this was left so many girls on red it's crazy oh yeah this is love so many girls on red time is more valuable than money you can always get more money but you can never get more time this easy for you to say that in that beautiful ass kitchen you can never get more time you can always get more money I've proven that trust me I know how to get a lot of fucking money but I can't get more time after all the millions I've made I've realized time is the one thing I can't increase and so I spend all of it with of different women and having sex with all of them I kind of fucking love this guy no I kind of really liked it I don't kind of actually fuck with this channel very how very heavy very heavily yeah I'm digging it you know is is the is the execution on point I would say yeah let's say yeah I would say yeah absolutely yes I could watch another hour of these easel it goes to show why this dude has over 1 billion views yeah I kind of want to watch another one I don't even go for I feel like maybe we should save save it for for a part too but like we hope you learn something from this for sure because if there's anything to take away from this video it's that we got a show in Las Vegas on October 20th that you should pull up to yeah pull up because here's the thing if you don't pull up what do you what else are you probably doing trying to make money or something stupid like that working maybe you can always make more money but you can't spend time with your boys what making money without me oh we don't know don't take that 60 hour working week job you're too sexy no don't work you're so hot Oh check out our podcast check out the podcast ok thanks for tuning in everybody yeah let us know if we should hit up dar man maybe we should get Dharma in on the podcast soon I would love that oh yeah I would fucking love that oh yeah dar man if you see this let us know hit us up man wait a minute I just had a revelation [Music] oh it's gone nevermind you really thought that was smart man [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 11,499,921

Rating: 4.9651399 out of 5

Keywords: inspiration, inspo, inspired, dhar mann, fb, entrepreneur, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, comedy, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: 593fcLPv4lo

Length: 23min 32sec (1412 seconds)

Published: Tue Oct 01 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/[deleted]]

I think the part where Noel sits in the chair and starts insulting Cody is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a That’s Cringe vid

[u/[deleted]]

What fucking took me out was the part Cody said “what? You’re gonna divorce me WITHOUT me?”

[u/illuminatting]

I really like this one not gonna lie, every joke they made about the second skit had me laughing so hard

[u/wosley313]

DHAAARRRR MAAANNNNN

[u/the_dancing_nun]

I can’t watch it right now but has the editing been changed in light of the criticisms from last time?

[u/I_want_water]

Noel acting elderly and saying "gEt the PHuk Out of mY hous" absolutely killed me

Edit: @ 20:30

[u/kevasfriend]

I fucking hated the rich girl in that skit and I know it was fake. That’s how you know it’s cringe 🤷‍♂️

[u/mcfc1997]

Think this is probably their best vid yet, hope they do the part two

[u/dexfagcasul]

Editing is a little better but was still way better in the past when they let Cody and Noel’s banter do most of the comedic delivery. These jump cuts and zoom spam is just jarring and takes away from how funny they actually are.