Roasting my fans w/ Noel Miller

let's walk it let's walk it in what's up YouTube here with Noel as you probably have heard or seen I hit five hundred thousand followers couple days ago and so I wanted to say thank you guys so much I appreciate it so for the past increments of 100 thousand I've gone back and I've roasted old pictures of myself old videos of myself and what have you so I thought what I'd do for five hundred thousand I thought maybe it's your turn you've laughed at my expense now we're gonna laugh at your expense so on snapchat I asked you to send me pictures of yourself if you want to get roasted and so that's what we're gonna do we're tortilla okay here Jeremy Willard it looks like an inbred Conan O'Brien it should be said that I only ask for pictures if you are comfortable with being torched and so we're gonna try and hurt your feelings here we don't actually mean it respectfully respectfully stressing you respectfully Jeremy you look like an inbred Conan okay uh yeah you're definitely annoying yeah you look like Skrillex's hog daughter I was gonna say Steve Aoki with bangs but what did she say this is like my favorite picture of myself that's your favorite picture that's the one you went with I know why cuz she can't see her own face you look like Noel if Noel had gone to college you look like Harry Potter like in the worst way you look like every guy that works at Guitar Center ah Jesus we killed that girl yeah my god I feel bad I feel bad for that one I'm sorry bad I'm sorry you know full-time job the Guitar Center you'll be fine you ever heard of going inside yeah why are you so tan Jesus Oh looking at the garbanzo bean Jesus [ __ ] buddy this looks like Michael Phelps Halloween coffee [Laughter] that's definitely the only wood you've gotten in it can't tell if you're 18 or 81 does your shirt say muggle come on I don't know what's worse the last girl looking like Harry Potter or or her just being that big of a fan of like not even the cool part of Harry Potter right the shitty part you're a [ __ ] idiot I mean roasts itself yeah you do just look like that mean yeah excellent job with this one but with less pigment yeah you ever seen the Twitter meme of the dude with like 2 Squarehead you kind of look like that dude you look like you're thinking really hard so you took the limitless drug this is the type of picture that's someone that's not funny takes and thinks that it's funny like oh look at this quirky hat and this fidget spinner look at how quirky I am and she snatches to all her friends and all her friends who are also not funny I'll go ha oh my god you're so quirky that's the zany inspector I've ever seen it's not it's not funny at all it's just not funny nothing funny with this picture you're wearing sunglasses in your bathroom and you got to get a cheetah hat on you holding the fidgets spinner it's not that's not funny so even roastery just took away all our confidence Hey look at this dumb [ __ ] picture you should kill yourself you have no understanding of comedy next I don't know if you use that when this [ __ ] was mean I got like the mad about that I just hate pictures like that I hate them see this is this is funny this is funny this is more normal of a picture than I asked for you know I'm saying right I'm like send me a picture of us to roast and this is like they're so far away you know this is the most normal picture that's ever been taken I disagree it kind of looks like hot dogs gonna hit the fryer at different times girl all the way in the right has been in there for 10 minutes on the left 30 seconds she's still fresh you look like you didn't get into the college you wanted to how are you born looking like you had plastic surgery it looks like Squidward that knows long as [ __ ] boy it looks like a 50 caliber bullet you could pull that right off his [ __ ] face and load that into a beagle you look like you did not get into the college you were aspiring to being you look like you had to settle for calling me you know what man I like this suit may be honest it's a great suit and a dope tie yeah pull off the cloud goggles to drain a Coors Light my favorite brand of beer mm-hmm it's too bad you put all that on and didn't have any sex you look like a tamagotchi this looks like the missing photo in a milk box yeah no this looks like one of those like future murder mysteries yeah your parents killed you and somehow they got away with it so no offense I guess you look like your parents want to kill you ha ha ha ha I got nothing bad to say about this picture looks like this looks like me you're wearing pink shirt right here jewel cloud goggles is me you both have the same hairline in the middle of your head oh wait did you just send a picture of yourself how do you look older than you are now you look like you've worked on a farm for 40 years [Laughter] yeah roast my nude your titty suck your [ __ ] tits or gay dude this honestly looks like it's Halloween and you guys just dressed up as tennis players you definitely got your dad's face oh my god this is just a picture of who got cut from the soccer team this picture was definitely taken at science camp yeah for sure this looks like the picture taken after winning the first place in something no one gives a [ __ ] about roller coaster [ __ ] oh look Stephen Hawking without the chair oh my god - sorry for roasting you you could skateboard on the bags under my eyes oh my god dude you actually look like the guy in the Dodge Charger yeah videos yeah 485 horsepower this looks like look at that [ __ ] goatee what is that you just have it looks like you Josh's the car you just dipped your bottom lip and [ __ ] yeah that looks like it looks like you put pepper on a on a plate and dipped your bottom lip and I know that's wrong that's all the brake dust I collected after I burned the last poll on my [ __ ] charger Wow chewing down some dip you look like a PUA you look like a dude that read the game and then just never went to bars and tried it right you look like a you look like one of the guys from jarhead yeah with no muscles there could just be sand behind you right now and I'd be like yeah yep yeah that's a smile the man who has never had since and who never will alright guys that's it for this video sorry if we were a little bit harsh I know I kind of went in on that chick with the with the cheetah hat I apologize about that the picture was kind of funny thank you again for your 500,000 subscribers thanks for watching my videos and listening to my podcast if you do if not you should do that that's a genuine thank you and I'll see you next time with another video didn't you have something to say your [ __ ] tits are gay you

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 8,240,827

Rating: 4.9777479 out of 5

Keywords: noel miller, cody ko, roast, fans, comedy, lol, insanely chill, kold world, ko, Cody ko, cody, instagram, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: bM9EXS7yQio

Length: 8min 27sec (507 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 26 2017