THAT'S CRINGE: Russ Edition

who was your favorite rapper one two three j-rod what I thought we'd all agree before was Russ Russ has kind of been in in the news lately yeah because he's he's a dumbass and he says really really just cringy things [ __ ] did you just say so I thought babe we'd do another that's cringe Russ edition let's let's look at this video we found of him okay this is his tweet says the most romantic thing I've done limb out why is he laughing no sarcasm is he has to be ironic Russ's woke his [ __ ] he respects women I ready mentally [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of him [Laughter] and why is he that's the thing why is he laughing so hard if it's because he thinks he just said something it's so mind-blowing that like the cameraman is like whoa you're freaking out right now but he never heard anyone say that he comes out to her in a bar hey you ever had this [ __ ] [ __ ] she's like whatever [ __ ] cool you know the most productive [ __ ] you can do with it with the woman or with anyone in general in life is mentally [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of them and put them onto some new wavelengths in new material knowledge wise so they can use it to make their life better exactly that's what it is you can tell you struggling to finish the sentence yeah like new wavelengths and make their lives better knowledge wiser thinking music to make their life better best thing anyone's ever been around me any guys ever been around me they might hate me they might not follow me whatever the [ __ ] it is but they will never be able to say that I didn't completely enhance and elevate them I said I'm telling me right now my man you have not done that anymore yeah bro you wore a [ __ ] his Dannic shirt that would be out like hot topic that's like hook that like the [ __ ] anime kids with pails and we're not even though this is a Walmart his novelty tea that's right next to the [ __ ] Cookie Monster hat like you know what I hate about it two things one if you just took away is fame like this is this is [ __ ] like bombs say like a dude outside of a 7-eleven is saying exactly this [ __ ] who has lost everything what you wanted like new wavelengths and like this is what you say like when you're joining a pyramid scheme yeah this product is going to revolutionize the way you think that's a real most romantic [ __ ] I could do for you what is romance I mean what you want like I don't know dude take him up for dinner maybe yeah you know who thinks this is attractive twelve-year-old girls any girl with a job or that goes to school okay by the end of the week she's already been mentally [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of okay that's why she wants a [ __ ] roses she wants a nurse not lies yeah yeah I have anyone else but you I just mentally [ __ ] - I just imagine this girl coming home to rusty like she like puts her bag down and she takes off her shoes and she walks in the kitchen or like the living room rust is just like doing calculus at chalkboard she's like and he's like what's up baby she's like no I just had a really hard week I don't want you calculus for the fifth time this week I just you just make me dinner yeah bro he's in the middle of the world hovering just like eyes man he's like baby I'm gonna teach you by inches science she's like no just lick my [ __ ] vagina everything but that he's got [ __ ] like materials baby you ever learned about alchemy she's like no I don't want to fuse metal screaming at the top of her lungs [ __ ] me the house next door is like Jesus he wants been getting it on nothing's happened you don't not like what is he actually said in the last 47 I laid out flowers and then she got in the tub like what did that do for anyone after the first five hours [ __ ] relax please yeah Oh what what oh you enjoy what you enjoy flowers yeah I enjoy water yeah what are you human it's roundness that's nothing he's transcended like the physical plane yeah he needs a he needs a stroll yeah yeah I guess imagine that girl like going and talk to her friends or someone you want ever friends me like use you dated Russ for a little bit right like you know that she's like I was just really weird I don't know we've never really had sex yeah all I really wanted was flowers and like it in a bath bath you know that's what humans like yes you're gonna get let down because if you place love onto a surface value gesture if you place trust in worth onto oh if he buys me a purse if he loves me takes me out he loves me it's just an excuse for him to not spend money and it's correct yeah yeah I was gonna say this is what an unemployed boyfriend to a female like when he doesn't get her soon on her birthday this is the speech he gives her if he gets me flowers he loves me cool you're gonna get let down every time but you need to look at is that beneath the surface [ __ ] does he [ __ ] enhance your mindset does he help you grow emotionally mentally spiritually No then he doesn't [ __ ] with you like that you know you know so on Fox of you yeah yeah yeah yeah it's so condescending yeah to like women and just like whoever the [ __ ] he's gonna date like what just because her boyfriend is buying her a person flowers that seems pretty dope yeah but I think the way he says he's like your piece he flips it to where it's like oh you want a purse oh I thought you were better than yeah this dude is all about himself like he'll be at someone's funeral and then hang out his mixtape with a song that addresses maybe what life problems that person yeah yeah yeah the hippy wage is too bad talk about that on track seven that if he listened to this he and see he he wasn't up here you should he just talked to me I'll put on this yeah like [ __ ] you also the way he talks I don't think you've ever met an actual woman not a girl a [ __ ] woman I'm Sam so 100 percent take that [ __ ] to any girl over 23 and wants her and kick you right in the [ __ ] nuts and then go cheat on them it's absolutely true just like flowers flowers are $6 from [ __ ] cuter Joe yeah yeah that [ __ ] on the way out and just say hey I'm thinking of you and that's like wow thanks like I don't know what [ __ ] planet is new living you enough to take the time out to elevate your [ __ ] myself and put you on some new [ __ ] the how is road that was the inception for me like that's what that was the boat that did me like I mean everything that was what's the most romantic thing you've ever done that's just true he's never done anything bro hey any other dude and there's a kid in high school right now who can be like Oh for prom it's a crush stop [ __ ] tire yourself for five seconds what's the most romantic thing you've ever done romance that's his way of being like hey you want to get you - it elevated yeah come through bro yeah alright that's it for this video thanks for watching this is Spock this is Noel how old is Ross he's like 7,200 ah you

Channel: Cody Ko

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Keywords: me, cody ko, spock, noel miller, russ, hip hop, romance, romantic, comedy, funny, commentary, lol, rap, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, sketch, dms, cringe, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: cAuyG1to1Zg

Length: 8min 52sec (532 seconds)

Published: Tue Nov 28 2017

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Mentally fuck me Russ