COUPLE'S CRINGE: Valentine's Edition

not my being here yeah put the beanie on we can be beanie babies hello guys welcome back how are you hope you're doing well Valentine's Day is swiftly approaching and so I thought in the spirit of romance and the spirit of couples and they were also in the most romantic city in the world yep Columbus Ohio that's what everyone says yep it's known for the romance yeah I give me a look at outside amazing you see a Walmart out there and I go parking deck really romantic stuff out there so we thought we'd do another couples cringe for you guys which we're really excited about we found some really juicy stuff but before we do that I want to thank the sponsor of this video quickly and that a seat geek sea geek is a ticketing app that you can use to find tickets online and the easiest way possible if your stress and finding a gift for your significant other why do you gift them a live show why do you give them the gift of live performance how about that keep the Arts Alive yes go see wicked 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any minute come on babe let's just do it looking 14 years old hang on there's six more seconds I want to see if anything happens fell wrong watching I know it should be watching yeah yeah I feel like we're on some FBI watch list yeah oh she responded all the single people in my mentions with this with this meme remember one being single was like the number one problem in life the number one thing was either like being single or not being single that was the thing but like you just blamed blamed everyone's issues on the fact that they were single yeah but that was yeah that's just like the thing it's like that's the one number-one thing yeah you're single you're not a single one that's the one thing makes you happy or sad yeah exactly the imagine if life was that simple now I wish oh man I don't know why people would go to that extent to make a promise I know it's like we should show them ours yes this is what you do if you want to make a promise moving on we have this video here this is a couple it's called couple have sexual relationship with nature excited about this of course Florida stock here of course it's Florida they live in Florida these two everything bad on this earth is in Florida so I'm Clara Barton I'm 30 years old and I'm a tantric teacher I'm sitting in infinite tree I'm 29 years old city an infinite tree oh my god names like clarity I was like gonna let that one slide it sounds like an anime boss or something the mean nature and sexuality is one in the same thing nature is very sexual and our sexuality is connected to the energy that we find in nature as well so when we connect the two together really experiencing a lot of healing energy coming from nature I feel like they just want to [ __ ] outside and their trunk this is like people that like [ __ ] outside yeah and they're just trying to like justify it yeah they just have a fetish for [ __ ] outside yeah we're just cool yeah you don't really have to find deeper meaning in that oh no we don't have to talk about the trees at all yeah no I'm fine nice patch of grass yeah so could you explain or someone you may not be familiar what it is you're doing so right now we are creating an altar which is it's like a piece of art that is created with different objects and talismans that are meaningful to us just put my jewel again could you imagine how exhausting this would be every time you wanted to have sex like okay bring all the talismans out like what seriously what would we even bring they have like a stick and like a bracelet get the talismans babe let's we're come on horny get the talismans yeah I think others would consider us hippie and what you know what you guys know as written would never hippies was his name Ian albatross goose swamp or something like that a hippie no I think there's a second wave of hippie that is happening which is kind of the New Age movement that we are really embracing because it is a new age it is a new way to experience life this is what happened when Millennials found ayahuasca this is what happens right here so true I was just like the new wave of hippie man like I'm thank you because we're just the new wave and the things that happened in the 60s compared to now or just like we're just have found so many new things in trees I think these people's it's like we have tantric sex outside but we have like our air pods in and we're like let's say two podcasts at the same time so yeah we're just starting breathing with each other this is a whole just such that's intense processes - babe you ready wait our breaths are off hang on and again no sorry no wait what Oh going oh I'm not worried anymore sidon and I started connecting after I went through huge awakenings so basically channeling a lot more energy in a head those electric pulses coming through my spine spontaneously and full-body orgasm spontaneously what accent is this it's so it's like just a little bit off full-body orgasms so my whole energetic field completely shifted you love it when I do that tickle your palms take my palms in hum yeah that gets you going you imagine being the cameraman I know I'm just thinking that he's like because there's no background music gray anything and it was like sitting there and they're like so one should we know what that was I don't like what that was gonna smell that I was wandering through the forest and I came upon a river with eight or nine women bathing themselves in a river like pouring water over each other clarity called me into the river she was one of the women in the circle so I took off my clothes and I went in and someone approached me and fed me chocolate by hand and that was clarity I mean a classic modern day love story right there it really is imagine him like telling this story to his friends the next day he's like no Lee it happened I swear there's no way you found nine naked chicks in the river dude I did and they fed me chocolate after we banged in the river what the [ __ ] is wrong with you man there's no way that's true every day he just goes to the office this is like what he doesn't afterwards yeah exactly just like normal dudes in suits sure man what was her name her name's clarity oh my god dude [ __ ] yourself man you're [ __ ] with us we'll just go naked in nature somehow find water and but this mud all over us and it just feels amazing and it makes me feel that I'm reconnecting to my tribal nature of my my wild nature you guys are just skinny-dipping that's all you're doing why are you guys making it so weird all you're doing is skinny-dipping everyone likes skinny dip once in a while yeah get a little drunk head down to the beach sure put some mud on yourselves I don't know exfoliate a little bit and then get in the water it's fun it's flirty it's wacky it's wild it's weird actly you don't but it's not like you'd have to make it all like tantric and and like you know about the Stars and stuff like that misunderstands the the depth of the the meaning for us to connect to to nature in a very sacred way I can't believe this is the longest video about two people skinny-dipping I've ever seen why are they acting like they're redefining sex yeah no one's gonna watch it and be like we should try that no people are gonna watch this and go we did do it last weekend all right let's move on to this next one this one's called married vampires drink donor girlfriend's blood no yep yeah my name is Daley south I don't belong with my husband Logan and the vampire king and queen in Austin what what why why Daly and Logan lived their lives day-to-day all rather at night tonight as vampires they've ruled for six years now running the Austin chapter of the vampire Society this is what happens when the people who used to read Twilight grew up but they both identified as vampires so half of their lives the majority of vampires commonly awaken during puberty okay yeah cool that's amazing gotcha yeah yeah I'm actually a werewolf that's cool I do not know that I didn't do not hear me whenever this is jacking off yeah actually that's what it is okay you just call it go to full werewolf no I turned I do turn into a werewolf on a full moon but then I just jackoff I had my vampiric awakening when I was 15 years old being a vampire isn't something that you can just choose it looks like one of the guys on tick-tock yeah he totally something you are born with it is something that is a part of you you were not born with those eyes Logan don't [ __ ] lie those are contacts bro you went to the store and got lime-green contact and shaved your teeth and said you were born a vampire I go into direct sunlight as little as possible I would say maybe a grand total of an hour a week if we can tell bro you look you're not looking great not healthy I can see right there yet yeah come on this is this you know this cuz this is called vitamin D deficiency that's what this is you just get a little delusional these two have a craving that can only be quenched one way I drink human blood from a donor once a month come on oh where are their parents her best friend you called her best friend what's she doing not a good friend she should be like hey you should stop with the vampire thing now but I think I think it's time Twilight's over yeah exactly yeah you're when hole do you 35 now stop drinking when it's not real sweetie all right we got it we got to do something else and get a day job what do you think they do for work like doing they had to call in one day and be like hey you mind if I come in at night and they're like what no you work a retail job you can't come in at night the first time I ever drank blood it was actually a really intense experience for me because I remember sitting in my English class and I started to feel this intense thirst that I'd never felt before and then I realized I hadn't drank water for the whole day and so yeah and so obviously the first place my mind goes is bull blood must be that might smite met thirst for blood yeah no no crack and iced tea crack of a nice brisk a brisk iced tea okay don't go to blood yeah that shouldn't be your first thought I ran to the first water fountain I could find and I just started gulping down water I didn't feel any less thirsty and at that point you know I happened to run into one of my friends in the hallway that had been helping me through my awakening and they oh this is what you're experiencing let's go find your donor so we found my friend and they pulled out a Lancet and I drank from them and it was immediately gone that face was like wait maybe yeah maybe I'm crazy she was she just told that story and then she went oh yeah first time I ever consumed blood it was empowering Logan and Daly don't just need blood in the bedroom they need new blood in the form of another woman oh and make that part up he's like I actually um they just came out with a newsletter the fan fan protocol empirical times beer at the time just gonna have the new article turns out we actually have to have threesomes now so sorry Jess you know the vampire girl only girls only yeah girls all times it's a vampire thing he's just part of the awakening and all that stuff so like if you catch me with her just without you that's also just part of the ointment yeah so I've invited my ex girlfriend over and hoping that you'll be nice I'm not a big fan of it no for Logan it's it can be very sexual for him hmm but sometimes Logan's appetite is too much for daily to talk I'm sorry I can't handle this extreme that happens that's how it is we don't want to watch the next episode there is no next episode that's how it ends what the hell well a a little bit of a weird ending but you know I was thinking I was thinking be funny if the first one ended with the dude like making out with a tree super hardcore and she's like sometimes I just can't handle it and she like every one of their videos it's like that well guys thank you for watching this episode of couples cringe we hope that you learned something about how you can summon something sexual energy yes something like that I'm not sure what we just watched on either I don't know what we learned but I know that we learned that we're doing okay yeah we're doing okay we are and you know I think yeah I will never hurt you I promise no babe

Channel: Cody Ko

Views: 9,094,443

Keywords: couples, kelsey kreppel, kelsey, cringe, vampire, nature, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, comedy, sketch, dms, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, funny, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: ZjnYRZGeprU

Length: 17min 15sec (1035 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 08 2019

Reddit Comments

[u/Rezn0r5]

Nice try, Cody. Posting your own video on your own subreddit to score some sweet, sweet views? Well it worked

[u/chodyko]

kelsey looks like hila klein in the thumbnail lmfao

[u/[deleted]]

It’s sugargay season

[u/sleepyjayc]

Kelsey is his Bethany

[u/Stuaaaaart]

As much as I love Cody his content, this episode was hard to watch... not because of the cringe, but it was a little dull. Sorry :(

Still glad he uploaded whilst on tour though.

[u/ayym33p33]

Those vampire people were on an episode of Dark Tourist!