THAT'S GROSS!! w/ Noel Miller

testing piss testing levels it's clipping dude this is what happened to Cody yes yeah we going on alright what's up fam here with Noelle starting another series on my channel that will never get an episode 2 so welcome to episode 1 of which we call it oh that's [ __ ] gross now we can't do swears in the title because then we get to monetize right right actually this is gonna get to monetize anyway silly so just wait do you see what we're about to watch no let's call this that's gross anyways we got a video lined up why did you even find this video uh you know the power of twitter twitter is a magical place because you just open it and you see things you never asked to see maybe with the people you follow yeah I definitely follow like disgusting people I just you sent me this kid says we shed all day or I'm like wait how do you even that from the depths of Twitter from the gross underbelly of Twitter if there's no Ellen plugged into that he's a fish on the underside of a blue whale you know sucking suckling at the you know what I mean what are you doing what even is that that's how I pull it out of Twitter okay I reach in and I just find it real deepness well this is already so gross yeah that's great like [ __ ] weed some gross [ __ ] to like drink and to eat yeah like just drink mustard while we watch this ha ha ha ha alright let's get into it Alex engineered to perform the most intimate pleasurable human interaction discreetly at a price you can afford oh I'm already [ __ ] grossed out because it's not a nice camera it's just like a guy who's just like [ __ ] this is think this is for sure homemade right yeah like this is not this is not like a thing that guy produces and market this project some people sad to make like birdhouses this guy's like I'm gonna I don't make a thing that sucks my wiener the Droid features a fully adjustable body hiding in plain sight disguised as a cushion and model robot warrior model robot warrior what is it gonna fight she says a robot warrior there's a robot warrior it fights your dick it doesn't fight your dick yeah right it doesn't he's on the same side easier yeah it fights what's the word when you like holding your [ __ ] edging yeah yeah yeah faster imagine sorry it's designed to be assembled in seconds all it takes is a folded blanket over the body along with an outer clothing garment of your choice to create a model so realistic it will feel like another human in the room with you oh it will feel like another human in the room with you that's so sad have you ever been blown by something in a parka hey baby boy listen I know we're in the middle of the ski-doo you're sad that was yeah it'll make it feel like there's another human in the room with you Oh No why didn't you say another human is stuck in your day it's so sad another human in the room with you that's all day why it's just a person in the room it's easier to make it Oh see it's easier to make it do this then like AI because you got like the super nerds who are like trying to make like the girlfriend this guy was like gonna [ __ ] dad if I can just talk to and it'll suck my dick we can start there fingertip control allows speeds ranging from gentle foreplay to a punishing 120 cycles per minute it really is a robot we're not here to punish your dance dude this is so gross the movement is so light there's no like suede it's just it's so not natural punished punished damn 1,000 cycles per second 1,000 miles an hour can't wait to overclock this thing but with enough system latency to be safely stopped with a single hand the soft flexible entry gives smooth access complete with semi-hard teeth a tongue and throat contours gives a realistic experience say me hearty why do you want that if I was making a [ __ ] robot teeth would be the last to know isn't it semi-hard no matter how hard they are should not be in a [ __ ] robot semi hard teeth old people I feel like your grandma Oh gross and that ladies and gentlemen is gross let's keep it watch it let's keep it watching keep a watch that's not a thing that's the new way not a new phrase keep it watch it keep it watch lights keep it watching baby a an internal tubular system allows free flow of air that promotes unrestricted movement the exit tube can be covered with a fingertip during use to provide toe-curling suction on-demand oh he's just shoving that $19 wholefoods banana in there the sound it's making is genuinely gross like the soft motors it's like sad yeah it's like sit sing stop there's so many layers to how gross this is it's funny because there's no other way that you can demonstrate this robots dick sucking abilities no but there's something so much I don't think I would rather see a dick in this thing this guy so groceries holding in the up to 100% human hair is attached securely flowing directly from inside the model skin this can be washed shampooed ironed cut or styled any way desired that was so creepy he pulled that pin out oh it can be washed why would you ever do that just makes you feel like there's another human in the room with you like you can spend time with it and you can wash its hair I know you like the Pantene me that it's big scare your roots all right we're done plunging your fingers through the thick luxurious soft hair don't run your fingers through the dolls hair don't do it dude oh [ __ ] gross just listen to that music it's like [ __ ] the final fan it's a fantasy like character select screen plunging your fingers through the thick luxurious soft hair it's so gross forget hard plastic containers vibrating balls or rings that provide such unnatural sensations yeah those are unnatural yeah I know the last time I use a vibrating ball and ring what the [ __ ] do you jerks off with them with a what do you say the first plastic it sounded like construction equipment who [ __ ] a hard plastic container he's [ __ ] my Tupperware bro I put all my pasta in there didn't need it cut a hole in it just like this dude [ __ ] my pasta gross nothing can imitate that gentle rhythmic caressing motion of the head on the chest soft scented hair brushing and flowing over the waist and thighs as you were slowly drawn to fulfilment oh man it's like fanfiction yeah that's the way this is written it's like yeah yeah yeah women as he's drawn to fulfilment just say it yeah come you're gonna come until this robot makes you come God don't say drawn to fulfilment that's a that's an interesting way to put it though thank you for drawing me to fulfillment I'm gonna say that next time yeah just check right after right after Oh deed is done thank you for drawing me to fulfillment no I actually go saying it during it will be better this oh your drawing you do for the filming your soft scented hair blowing over my waist it's just like what the [ __ ] are you talking about don't stop you're drawing me to fulfilment I mean I'm definitely gonna order one what can you order it nah you definitely have to like hit this guy up on Craigslist he's got a building you gotta hang out with him for like you our just like it's like lightly used oh no now that is that's the new tagline you ever see some [ __ ] you tweet this app if you ever see some gross a [ __ ] tweeted at me now that's gross it's time for the real deal the future is now the future is Arlen building brighter futures is that but is this a joke no that's a real company yeah building brighter futures I like how he went with the you know how in 2010 everyone said girls dressed like Han Solo had the [ __ ] thing with the tall boots like I like now that's the style he went with who gives head like that on where's like what are you like what are you doing you look like a fraud this could easily be like a little kid on a coloring book like bringing kids in man I made it fun ah just a position yeah it's like it's so like I drew you to fulfillment you know what you want to see something related to this that my friend showed me so as you know I'm going to Spain right finally book the flight with my friend and he goes hey now that we have a flight to Spain he sends me this link he goes I'm gonna book us a session here and I was like oh my god what is this because I know weird [ __ ] happens in Europe right you got a lot of weird places that you can book sessions at I don't know what session at this a weird ass place in Europe he's talking about right this is the [ __ ] place it's a sex doll brothel the first sex dolls agency in Europe book your doll now it like talks to you I'm pretty sure and she liked that you're gonna [ __ ] one of these things at first I was like this is [ __ ] absurd this is so gross then I was kind of like why not for the story I can give y'all vlogging I can give you five reasons why not to do this number one who the [ __ ] has been in these things before you lately used lightly used oh yeah there you go there you go no I read the FAQ and they assured me that they sanitized them thoroughly after each go oh we disconnect the things we drain it Oh does gross the guy comes in like the [ __ ] cleaning ladies you know in a hazmat suit okay it's clean this makes me no better than the guy who created that yeah you can't judge him I can't at all I can laugh at that video but the fact that I'm actually thinking about going to this place and having intercourse with a Westworld sex doll that's gross I want to be one over the Yelp reviews for this place are like Oh Nikki was great but a little bit of attitude up front you know some people pay to go just talk to these dolls oh that is this creepiest thing ever yeah you're gonna get there and some guys gonna walk out he's gonna come out to you'd be like you'd be nice to her and he's gonna leave and you're gonna be like what are your intentions okay I think that's I think that's as gross as we can get yeah I do yeah that's that's pretty [ __ ] gross yeah but now you know why this is the first and last episode of that's gross although I feel like I feel like this could be a good series and like maybe yeah we get another one can't wait for YouTube to monetize this which they honestly they should I understand if they do yeah thank you guys for watching make sure you give this video a big like if you what if you like coming guys go follow Noelle his channels linked in the description and I will see you next time with another video and we're gonna finish this video with a big ol that's great it a little bit I did I pretty fired do Unitas sesh with Kanda oh hell yeah dude her tits were not cost yeah [ __ ] fake tits her whole body was fake No

Channel: Cody Ko

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Length: 12min 11sec (731 seconds)

Published: Thu May 04 2017

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