THAT'S CRINGE: Ajit Pai Edition

what's up youtube it's your boy cody ko back again with another hair dye tutorial all right what's good players you know as you know last week uh net neutrality got repealed by the fcc and now um the fcc right was it last week good thanks and as you know the fcc is run by this uh chode with lips his name is it his name is ajit pai edward i just fine and this this is the one probably one of the cringiest dudes on the planet and so you know what happens when there's cringy [ __ ] on the internet we gotta cringe at it actually you know what this is probably a better episode of [ __ ] that guy this is a little bit of [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] this cringe urban dictionary defines ajit pai as the clogs that form in drains in college dorms from excessive shower masturbation by the residents so there's a video of this guy reading mean tweets and uh i only watch like the first 30 seconds of it and it's [ __ ] bad dude let's do it let's bring it out yeah this will be a fun one oh you know what what we've never once posed for a thumbnail no we've not let's do it right now before i forget nice hi i'm ajit pai i'm the chairman of the fcc god damn look at those [ __ ] lips he talks like microsoft sam when you type in text and like it's talking back to you it doesn't talk like a person who really hits the agent hi hi hi hi is supposed to be borderline just i hi hey hi hi i'm ajit pai i'm the chairman of the fcc i really enjoy the public debate about the future of the internet yeah sure you do you enjoy it oh i'm enjoying this yeah this is great you know at the end of the day no matter what you guys say i'm still going to eat out verizon's [ __ ] and i especially appreciate some of your tweets i just personally appreciate some of your tweets smile why does he talk like [Music] ajit pai reminds me of pinocchio pinocchio except instead of his nose growing when he lies his head starts bubbling hashtag pie bobblehead charisse i find that really offensive i always tell the truth first of all get out of here with that fake ass indian head bob all of india just rolled over like that's not even how you do it that's not how you do it what the [ __ ] was that it was like it's [ __ ] like a golf ball attached to a [ __ ] radio antenna i like penis in my mouth yeah it's the head it just goes like this yeah this part this part doesn't move that's the novelty you [ __ ] idiot he's definitely playing it off like he like this is improv you know what i'm saying there was like about a third of a second delay between him reading that tweet and knowing what his response was jeet pai go back to africa where you came from do you even english bro he's like a bad corporate tweet like come to life yeah yeah some [ __ ] weak-ass brand like bed bath and beyond like trying to be relatable on facebook just regurgitating some meme that's like seven years old damn daniel do you even english bro oh gee uh i don't know what time does the bacon narwhal ajit pai is another fascist who needs to be apprehend and to be put on trial for crimes against the people the guillotines are coming we're not going to catch me if i'm back in africa now are you oh nice that in the biz is what we like to call a callback oh do you live in africa bro you live in africa bro all of his jokes start blending together and nothing makes sense well you're not going to catch me if i'm back in if i'm in africa bro then all this [ __ ] hardware short circuits don't chase me bro don't tase me bro that hard swallow after that too was like oh god okay two now yeah how many fake laughs do i have to do how long do humans laugh for after jokes and these are jokes it's just uh that that's all like we'll do do it like a little bit more like a motion all right uh a g just uh just empty your oxygen cavity all why do you hate america see that's where that's it's not even real after someone's down there just squeezing his thumb why do i hate america why do i hate america skinny jeans kale the raiders people who say acronyms like bae and claim to be woke i mean what more evidence do you need no but what was that supposed to be sarcastic he's naming like what is he he's naming good like what i don't i don't even get that joke yeah i don't really understand the delivery i feel like he actually hates those things yeah he's a real answer yeah it wasn't even supposed to be like a witty response he just went off wait what do i hate skinny jeans tail make america great again and then many blanks he's like wait sorry you totally went off the screen breaking a jeep by sent to jail for treason american women less creeped out due to lack of pies face around well when i get out of jail for treason as matthew mcconaughey said oh be careful with this be careful of his hair i might be older but they'll be the same age oh god damn fcc come get your mans that's your boy right there that's a public official man i hope to god that he wrote these answers he just shows up he's like oh i got a good one hey oh this one was great i'm going to go to jail for treason but then when i get out i'm still going to be just as creepy as i am now it'll work it'll work let's do it you should not be making jokes about [ __ ] [ __ ] high school girls basically it's basically saying the jeet pai has an insanely punchable face the fact that he's not getting decked in the mouth every day shows there's no justice in the world that's actually so true yeah he's just such a like a rolly backpack kind of guy you know what i mean he's absolutely the guy in like elementary school that has his mom cut the crust off the sandwich and then has it like in weird shapes yeah like circles for some reason you're like why why the [ __ ] is your sandwich is circle he's like well i like it like that it's a [ __ ] sandwich i love a [ __ ] sandwich how do you do that i get my you have to get my sandwich cut in eighths hi the cheap pie i like jizz in my ass those nickels please put nickels in my ass i'm an arcade machine for republican senators put a nickel in write it all along all as much as you want put a nickel in my ass it's all yours for 25 minutes love a good nickel in my ass he just he i think he has always been someone who took the fun out of everything yeah he says he's a dude at the end of the day wait wait you forgot to give us homework yeah like and everyone's like oh my god even the teacher's like come on [ __ ] [ __ ] he's and he's in the back he's like good please challenge me who else thinks a jeep pie looks like theodore of chipmunk fame at 78 rpm i think you might have a point i bet a cheap pie eats mayo sandwiches that is fake news man oh my god he definitely does email sandwiches and it's not the type of mail you're thinking no man mayo what if i said no and then actually ate a mayo sandwich aha how's that they've never seen it coming look at this still framed dude he's a jews chipmunk he's storing time warner's [ __ ] for later verizon is standing over him right now saying don't swallow it looks like if you slapped his cheeks you'd get a facial i think i am john oliver showed incredible restraint by not pointing out how much a jeet pie looks like butthead i always thought of myself more as a beavis type myself but i see where you're coming from stupid because the whole point of celebrity reading mean tweets is to like react genuinely to them yeah there's just no emotion he's just regurgitating [ __ ] written pre-written responses what if i ate a mayo sandwich again after i said the beavis thing jade you already did that no but i'm saying we'll do it again no it's called beating a dead horse what if i actually beat a dead horse what if we had one brought a dead horse in there i'm out my mouth we filled it up with [ __ ] a pie is the uncle tom of the indian people he is an embarrassment for all non-whites his sycophantic behavior kissing white ass is gross as a conflicted brown man i was on the fence but when you put it in all caps you persuaded me goddammit you got him you got him wow holy [ __ ] jesus torched him that's a very politically loaded thinking right now jesus christ oh what a shitty response well you know as a as a conflicted alien of how who to identify and who to blend in with this data computes that i should commit more to one side of the spectrum than the other and hashtag jeet pi lose the stupid mug stop quoting big lebowski do you look like an idiot oh wait you are an idiot never mind what do you think he's gonna do here my guess i think my money's on he's gonna quote big lebowski he might pull up his big ass mug too his big reese's pieces mug that yep maybe maybe we get a twofer get a twofer maybe we get a big lebowski quote and the mug i like i like our odds on this yeah honestly yeah that's just like your opinion man no mug but we got one of them got one of them i think they [ __ ] up by casting jeff bridges what i think he should have been the bigger basket yeah he killed that [ __ ] that's just like european bro do you ever internet do you even english you ever lebowski oh there's [ __ ] oh god there's jizzly linking out of egypt's mouth again someone get the jizz out of the um janet can you grab a towel me me me me me danger will robinson mean mean we good good thanks guys you wanna have my coffee all right holy [ __ ] dude we nailed that [ __ ] bam bam god damn is that a garbage can yeah what the [ __ ] i love the uh awkwardness of this pose this position is like when you tell your girl you're gonna do a sex move and you're not strong enough to do it and you're like stabilizing like trying to oh god oh god like holding her like her head your hands look around her face like what the [ __ ] is going on back there this is [ __ ] up thanks for watching us roast the human shower drain jizz clog and i'm gonna this is noelle by the way follow him on youtube and uh check out our mixtape yeah and our podcast yeah and uh i wanna finish the video by saying this that rug really ties the room together bro it's it's better when he does it yeah it is he's got better delivery yeah it's actually not that bad now that i think about it yeah i'm good well that's just your opinion bro [Laughter] take care you

Channel: Cody Ko

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Keywords: fcc, cringe, comedy, lol, cody ko, noel miller, net neutrality, roast, funny, ajit pai, ajit, Cody ko, cody, ko, instagram, sketch, dms, vine, advice, vlog, comments, codyko, comedian, vines, podcast, tiny meat gang, insanely chill, 6secondauditions, the weekend edition

Id: X6XKge5_qyA

Length: 12min 15sec (735 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 22 2017