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respectfully looks hey comment about one more time and I'll respectfully go back to juvenile on another cannibalism charge welcome back to you lovely degenerates it's time for some rare threats these are threats that are rare as the title implies yeah I ain't going for that best post ever vibe I'm going for that it's 4 a.m. and this is literally the only pose that has popped up on my fee in 30 minutes I fight is well reply get viber congratulations you failed at both all right listen here I'm going to liquidate all of my assets and use the money to hire hitman to slap you daily for the rest of your life keep back from the platform edge or you may get sucked off it's yeah it's not a threat it's an offer a physics student is dropped don't ask why or you're next if the parameters of the equation from what height did they fall anyone one ask why I'll personally drop them VeggieTales facts Hey veggie begged I will spoon feed you raw sewage via the internet because that's what my followers deserve well I mean I guess I can cross off getting threatened by a religious vegetables for my bucket list because that that just happened I may not understand Hebrew but I don't think I need you to understand what this this is threatening me with I mean Jesus Christ if you look closely you can see a Haim in the corner dates the guy that does this snippet he just stares longingly in the distance with his scissors he's snipping slowly and waiting for his next whatever so I British Columbia woodsman Frances ward Oh worth Wharton or his new names war doe she had a deer in the late 1960s but had no serviceable teeth with which to eat it so he fashioned dentures out of the deers own teeth and ate it I will eat you with your own deep flush or a little bill will cut your dick off don't piss on the floor either scumbag I just love the pony Photoshop liars in his hand with the absolute excitement just to be able to like finally cut someone's dick off it's been too long you didn't flush its smithing time also side note isn't is it little bill like supposed to be Bill Cosby huh my balls are too big for your dainty hands hmm twist your Raisinets like an old rusty key and a broken door to a crack house I will arrest hey so um the quote I hope you never pay off your student loans is kind of excessive can you like I don't know I take that back I meant it what up what the hell is this hem I will remove your skeletal system disassemble it and rebuild it in the rough shape of a dog so I can factually call you a [ __ ] hold up hold up pull up Diddy did you say skeleton rarrrr XD Russia's smallest do blue bean Jesus Christ I cannot believe I just read that you made me read this with my own two eyes how does that make you feel knowing you're about one mistake away from having your teeth boiled ah don't you dare try to make this a chain or I will personally pluck out your toenails boil them and force-feed them to your mother before your own eyes now listen here so you base trap that [ __ ] up face before I come down there and catch you sleeping the only two things I drink are battery acid income so unless you've got a mountain of doublea's lying around but I'm gonna suck your liver through your dick Olaf I have learned to never trust an Australian about their own country yeah lie through your teeth about everything oh dear God oh well if sealed your bones oh yeah why don't have a deep you will you will by the time I'm finished with you what what does that even mean answer my question a language that I can't even begin to comprehend it it's probably I want to say it's Thai but but but I I don't know if you are not disabled in you park here hey it was soon well via just imagine to do it with a baseball [ __ ] just like waiting waiting to take the kneecaps Fox News the Liberals are going for your chicken it's it's a threat you see the de liberals the the Lib tardes are gonna steal your chicken so be afraid warning I I'm guessing that it's dangerous whatever whatever this is warning me of I just did dear God it's a violent way to go hey very funny love Oh woody come back anyways shut up your weed dicker I'll think your mom and get it a buy a shake clothes for your Christmas the most obnoxious part with the holiday season is the commercials that try to sound like twist the night before Christmas and have a dinky xylophone playing in the background well the narrator tells you in rhyme to buy a phorid twas the night before christmas i sweared the lord I will break your goddamn ankles of you don't buy this Florida it has power steering which means you'll be fearing how accurate the Mustang will be as the crowd tries to flee that's it it's a car joke because bus stings have a tendency to drive through crowds during cars and coffee for for some reason the Ellen LGBT stands for why is this coming back why can we never escape the grasps of this meme that should have died four years ago it seems it always resurfaces when we least expected maybe we haven't killed the nest yet anyways I'm going to make you hate for a week I've never known fear before this moment oh yeah well I think dragons suck I will kick your ass so hard your vertebrae will pop out of your mouth one by one like a PEZ dispenser see the question here is he saying that he's going to do multiple kicks in a row for them to pop out or is one kick going to cause the chain reaction that caused your vertebrae tis slowly one by one pop out of your mouth like you're puking up eggs it's the real question hey you sure you're a lesbian kids I mean you don't look like one sorry hey um if I had a dime for every time I've been told this I'd buy a plane to fly to your house and your sister please do not enter the dangerous area beyond this gate you quite possibly will get hurt then you will sue then a protracted court battle will ensue exhausting your financial resources and you will lose because this sign that warned you will be Exhibit wanna I'm gonna cut the webbing of your fingers with these just imagine this slow cut that little squiggly line making its way for the webbing of your fingers that's great isn't it just the ooh move it in the toe webbing oh there we go or the Achilles heel people really be out there buying ramen noodle breaks and then making them with water if they don't come for the tap house f you over here making struggle noodles soup with Fiji water Samantha and I swear if I hear or completing one more time about how she on this struggle I'm gonna come over there and make her struggle to breathe hey it's your good pal guilty Swift - hi check your notes for a little surprise oh hi another scam bought with the money raffle bullsh how many of your grandparents ashes and shoot them down your throat you better start talking because in five seconds I'm gonna put my foot up your ass then we'll have to go to a special hospital feet up the answer like arrows son you can't just pull them out they'll have to push my whole body through your mouth Jesus Christ trust me speak up neither of us wants this hey are we still getting booed tonight I mean it depends on what it is zushio ribs your choice [Music] don't you dare say you V it or I'll all your door handles ribs L do ribs God forgive me for this one here three furries rob a bank free one oh whoa notices people this is up but why do we get points gonna quit the blue furry - now if none of you people wanna get into our wacky you better put the money one in the biggie wagon one three three notices attempted escape we don't need any helos make three points gun Jesus Christ I will remove your reproductive organs through your nose so you uh you call yourself the chosen one but um why don't we reenact Good Friday and see whether or not you come up on Sunday Jesus Christ that is one way to put one edgy thirteen people down my god like I can only imagine the the previous comment to this was probably just some thirteen year old saying how they're the chosen one but I kinda got called down for that didn't they hey how hey how hey how how this is you in a minute if you don't stop all right said Ninja is getting shocked on valor in and he said I could buy the bank your mom's home is loan from and foreclose it now you don't have internet like like bro Jesus weird weird flex but okay I've been in this IT course for like two years now and while I've learned a lot about computers they still haven't gotten to the clown I'm going to break you into four equal parts like a KitKat just shower thoughts one day you will place your last minecraft block hey hey hey hey is this a [ __ ] threat who's gonna look after my minecraft dogs and fish how do you take your medicine lawful good is with juice neutral good is with water and chaotic good is with soda we got our lawful neutral with tea and the true neutral with the dry swallow it's it's right land you got the chaotic neutral which is shower water I mean you got a safe time somewhere am i right the lawful evil is alcohol because what could possibly go wrong with introducing alcohol with medication the neutral evil is soup I mean it's just kind of [ __ ] up and chaotic evil are condiments what kind of fresh hell did you crawl out of you diabetic troglodyte you probably think you're so quirky and so funny or you just think this is extremely convenient but you don't realize you're actually putting distance between you and your loved ones because they absolutely are repulsed by the actions you take now please crawl back there sewer system so no one has to watch you guzzle mustard if I ever meet a chaotic evil drowning their meds with condiments I will break their physical bodies into segments like a KitKat and throw them into the trash okay so so like buddy of mine just just said this I mean I just I don't even know how to respond please apologize before my therapist knows your name and then and then just followed by like an overly dramatic [Music] how many O's do you need to express emotion like this I mean we all know that you just breathed slightly through your nose my theory Diaby is an anime girl my proof impossibly thin neck short huge head and eyes very naive keeps calling people master which can be compared to sent by and kinkiness levels okay but listen here I'm going to shove an unbuttered mango so far up your ass your sphincter will be quoting the Geneva Conventions oh boy it's it's the outro where for some reason I'm supposed to tell you what to do on this website is if you already don't know what to do I mean how many how many years have you been using this probably quite a while and I'm supposed to remind you to subscribe and like yet now just just do what you want to I just want to make you content

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 664,790

Rating: 4.9590344 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, funny, comedy, memes, r/memes, meirl, r/meirl, r/me_irl, me_irl, rare, rare threats, rarethreats, r/rarethreats, wholesomememes

Id: HNnelBlEC9M

Length: 14min 12sec (852 seconds)

Published: Wed Jun 17 2020