Roasts That Leave No Survivors (r/KamikazeByWords)

hmm I took an IQ test and got a number so high I couldn't even count to it so I must be smart hey dude I got 4i my IQ tastes - welcome back you lovely degenerates we're doing we're doing art slash kamikaze by words it's it's literally been a year isn't it anyways Oh beauty pie ladies delete your channel now you have never been funny to normal people only the mentally ill and children baby bye I'm glad you've been enjoying my god FN New York Post terrifying models show at Netflix addicts me look like in 20 years 20 years I decided to save couple of Walmart like an hour ago I'd appreciate it if I could go to Walmart with my lady without the world knowing prick so I tried playing overwatch again and like our Ryan Hart said you play so boy that you probably have a nice hairline wife and three kids with a six-figure salary and I mean it's a gamer that that cut deep that really cut deep and Tom Nook or animal crossing there verified so much - Peck yes yes I've never been more excited in my entire life well wow your life must suck as much as mine does then he's dude you ever just wanna cosplay is the side looking child I mean I could appreciate the duct tape booster straps that's pretty that's pretty good but uh yeah that's about it oh and down here just some guy with an abnormally large forehead in 40 seconds oh god her forehead is as big as mine and that's saying something if you are one in a million there are 7,000 people just like you shower thoughts oh my god those poor bastards I'm about to comment twin on a pretty girl supposed to ruin her day it's very good please stop calling him an idiot as an idiot myself I find it's discrimination against my kinda man once sued Pepsi when he found a mouse in his Mountain Dew Pepsi attorney stated that Batman do will dissolve a mouse in 30 days and showed his can was purchased 74 days after being manufactured so so for those of you who didn't put together the Pepsi attorneys literally showed that Mountain Dew is so acidic that it can dissolve a creature in 30 days and we drink this stuff by the Americans eat like they have free health care because the only way most of us can retire before 76 is to get on disability benefits our / it's rented what did your crush do that absolutely killed your interest so so why'd she just kind of showed interest in me I mean I can't respect someone with that taste level harsh but but like relatable I mean like someone showing active interest in me without knowing me fairly well is a genuine red flag for me I mean like think he'll women have some standards okay so the fact that head and shoulders doesn't have a body wash called knees and toes disappoints me almost as much as I disappoint my parents replying to that PO Kim main sucked you poke you mean thank you for streaming constantly and don't worry about the haters I'll deal with them how so I don't like some martial arts so you won't wanna cross me as a bad person ha ha ha oh they smell a virgin in this guy a plea for not daily any even I am disgusted by the amount of desperate virgin smell this man is emitting for the screen god and I'm like instantly attracted to people who have incredible tattoos because it shows that they're able to live with a mistake like uh like being in a relationship with me would be you ever feel horny yet like not so horny at the same time yeah it's called being a lonely and we should get a girlfriend they feel it all the time family please I just I just asked a question you have to like kill me man Obama is an evil lizard that is planning on world domination spies on the Trump Tower and was Borden Kenya duh yeah he slept with my wife and my daughters a lot with one of my sons pure evil only I can do that a female classmate roast me me yeah you're in my league I've won but it what guys god I love sad Wario so much there's like one of my favorite templates she passed in the scalloped potatoes because in quotes I don't really like seafood it was at this moment where I knew she was dumb enough to sleep with me time first big thinking with Socrates by all means marry if you get a good wife you'll be happy you if you get a bad one you'll become a philosopher Socrates Socrates wife Wow what the [ __ ] it's a camouflaged house sneak 100 I'd see it more like sneak 60 whoa I mean hey it's good to see other things in real life have texture glitches as well I thought my face was the only widen I wonder how many birds this thing kills a year I mean probably a lot right birds do you mean government spies those bastards aren't real and they have a commie opens Instagram yeah everyone's life is still better than mine closes Instagram hope it's Twitter ha ha yes my fellow trash brethren no go to bed brah shut up for tonight profile pic mm you have an anim profile picture I guess we both have insecurities about showing our faces online I mean I mean I mean he got you there bud hey you got played tonight I'm thinking we could get together and split a bottle of slavich and make some mistakes hmm I never make mistakes this sorry well I mean you swipe Roundy's you've made at least one you then if you put another image below this text you're gay [Music] you know you know it I Soph resolve it was worth it mmm I am very smart virgin for a horn clarinet bassoon and violin until then I would rate it a 5 out of 10 due to musical expressions and the overall emotion portrayed during the feasts mm-hmm these sounds like a complete [ __ ] and I mean like and this is considering I'm a self-aware [ __ ] and that's like bad Jancy be like been a long day of spitting on cops to catfish and pedophiles 10 tuck my stuffed animals in the bed and tell each of them individually why they're perfect and deserved the world so so like like please realize already that like Gen Z isn't the quirky but also hardcore perso that you think it is we're all just losers I'm like in the weird zone between Gen Z Millennials so I'm kind of just like an abandoned a year zone hey can I 1996 the 2000 dude children like unite or something I mean I kind of I mean I don't really want to hey you so like my violin teacher went on a thick rant about how classical musicians are all depressed nowadays and and then I said but but you're a classical musician and there was just like this long awkward silence everyone dies one day everyone even wolves but not books not words words don't die my son three who was a lot smarter than I am oh [ __ ] off Rebecca he did not say that the practice of an adult expressing their ideas through fabricated quotes of their child is not only misleading but also indicative of their lack of self confidence in their own ability to form critical thought my son aged 2 and it take down the bullies as well as yourself confrontation with bullies be like are you gay why are you interested when a bully tries to beat me I moan at Oh daddy it's either they leave and disgust or I get a lover our first 100% in a Lego game oh hey yeah anyone ever tell you you look like Adam Bailey Justin Bartha and John Krasinski combined I mean like if I had a nickel for every time someone told me I look like Adam Bailey Justin Bartha and John Krasinski combined what you'd have a nickel be thankful they're all handsome I look like Danny DeVito Steve Buscemi in an onion hey so like small tits are like kind of my thing I mean really I just happens to be that like small dicks are kind of also like my thing so we're the perfect match it's it's kind of like just some wholesome mutual destruction that may or may not end in an actual relationship so like hey congrats question mark fat girls who wear crop tops be looking like Winnie the Pooh just just truth I would lose weight and look good in a crop top if I walk the distance between your eyebrows terrible service never had time in stinky buses terrible service and the buses break down more than me at 3:00 a.m. and I mean that's a feet and a half let me tell you our slash roast me got a real tough guy over here thanks I'm saving this picture to show to my mom so I can prove that she could be more disappointed in me than she is right now it's rough buddy all right so like if a guy starts a rumor that he had sex with you and you deny it people won't believe you but instead just be like yeah it was really bad and he accidentally shouted his mom's name it's the PS 5 on its side okay it's like what's wrong with the people this sub that we need like 5,000 pictures of this thing posted you would think it was the most attractive living thing in the universe attractive mate I'm looking better than this and I'm a solid 3 hey grab beef totally an original meme that I didn't repost for the 12th time this month this meme is more dead than my hairline middle-schoolers be posting rains and trying to change the world and but don't realize the amount of people who can see their story and care is lower than my chances of getting laid this summer our slash project car it's my new project car hoping to get it to the track found out on the 18th keeper of his bucket of magnificence I mean the paint looks like it's in pretty good quality so a that's good at least damn this car has been paced around more than a mom hey thanks for watching everyone I mean it's the outro so you know do the YouTube stuff but I just wanted to say like so recently I've been doing these little like minecraft redstone contraptions at the end of the end cards here and I'm gonna start streaming me working on these things and perfecting them so if you want to go to my gaming channel and catch one of those streams every now and then so like that's an option now

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 839,230

Rating: 4.9544888 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, satire, comedy, funny, r/kamikazebywords, rareinsults, rare insults, r/Murdered by words, insults, r/kamikaze by words, r/murderedbywords, wholesomememes, me_irl, meirl

Id: S8zuy4H-1WY

Length: 12min 52sec (772 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 26 2020