r/RareInsults | Morgz look like mayonnaise smells

you look like a magician whose only trick is turning blood light and domestic violence alright slash rare insults oh and disclaimers plural I found my cousin's old school pictures what y-your cousin looked like he bout to add strike to do the roar Ron you do want anything how about one of those famous Shrek roars hey Ron what's the lowest you'll take it lowest I'll go is 700 200 sure white I okay uh where do you want to meet 100 main in Burlington in about 10 minutes sounds good hey I'm here cool head inside it into the comedy club yeah dad yeah then head up on stage and tell your jokes to somebody else [Laughter] blizzard the type of company to say they're Jewish character isn't actually Jewish so the game doesn't get banned in Nazi Germany I for one think they should add a Winnie the Pooh skin for roadog and yet your attention range is about a length of an average playing for China hmm your insults are as weak as toilet paper soaked in the tears of your mother shed because you were held back in elementary school so long that you could legally drink alcohol in middle school imagine buying an expensive stroller for an ugly baby well with this reasoning your mom must have pushed you around in a wheelbarrow girls really be under five foot five asking men what do you bring to the table can you even see what's on the table with your barely above this sea-level looking ass died tiny trill you will never be my girlfriend ever my is bigger than yours tiny prick it's already pretty bad but why is this necessary you spelled necessary wrong I'm Dyslexic good why should we care I hope your wife gives birth to a centipede and you have to spend the rest of your days slaving away to buy shoes for it uh-oh someone's lifestyle that doesn't affect my lifestyle exists how horrible you incompetent fool quite you easily amused aforex stealing Goblin that is that is the most strangest insult I have ever received okay my fiance gets back from deployment in two days how do I get rid of Giza oh oh that's heartbreaking Oh make up loads and loads of makeup preferably white cover the face area as well to match the neck get yourself a red nose to finish the cover-up that way you can look like a clown since your relationship was a joke my cousin new car a Mercedes c-class our original one oh look at her feet with feet that big she don't need a car do steps and that [ __ ] could be at our destination do you think she's barefoot because she can't find shoes that fit her since they were talking about how to play games were inaccurate who cares okay listen here you Windex guzzler your bloodline was started from a common sock your bloodline will end in a cup of sock as a teenager a dude made a comment about shooting his 40 feet a nerdy kid sat down did a bunch of math and explained that the velocity it had to reach to get that kind of distance would kill the sperm from air resistance so effectively he was it it was pretty funny at the time just booked his doing it set there to the side of this back and forth then jumps in with a sheet of math and a fertility burn let's also not forget to mention how painful it would be to have it actually go 40 feet that's a lot of pressure being released right there oh look it's a girl and her horse I wish I was that horse so you could ride me instead sorry I've come from our slash teenagers I wish you were a horse like it paid someone to castrate you that's evisceration right there if you legitimately consider yourself a joker Harlequin type you have the personality of a gas-station pocketknife display sup boy we'll mature you worthless motel stain calling someone a boy really isn't an insulin it's just so low level but calling them a motel couple staying that's that's pretty good that's really good Slyke multi-level dude you sound like the kind of intellectual who would choke on an artichoke and think that's supposed to happen bass days that's pretty rough [Laughter] [Music] back in my day we didn't have as many worn labels on things people are toast stinking stupid you had labels on your drinking fountains get the cup George works looks like mayonnaise smells thank you and holy Sh does he actually do that to his videos with the ads my god and I thought putting down three on a 12-minute video was kind of pushing it ah amazing how you overestimate your own value and call yourself mediocre [Music] alwah oh I felt that one the 34 year old was caught driving with a suspended license by Marion County officers I used to drive his Mane in preschool his face is more asymmetric than it really should be yikes do you think I'm ugly well I mean if I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave its ass and teach to walk backwards oh hey look it's when you remove the clothes off the Barbie doll and rip off the air and leave it outside for weeks until the pain of the dollar dissolves can it looks like the sorcerer supreme from dr. strange but like botoxed all right / Instagram reality it's the lighting totally hi Photoshop yeah sheikh adil looks like a wikiHow illustration are you a SAT because I do you for three hours in 45 minutes with only a water break I'm more like a driver's test your enthusiasm to take me is adorable but you're most likely 16 and don't know what you're doing you know what's crazy is this dude has a beautiful face but it's framed with pubes in the hair to have an alcoholic uncle what does he do to his skin I got it no stalkers sexually assaulted Japanese pop star after tracking her down by identifying a train station that was reflected in her eyeball in one of her social media selfies order just horrible let's roast him he deserves to everyday slip out and fall and lactose-intolerant homeless man with Crohn's disease that is the product of eating a 12 blocks of crystal or White Castle sliders with cheese expired canned beans and a gallon of week past expiration date milk and I agree I think we should go further actually I think he should have to go onstage in front of 30,000 people and read every creepy DM he has ever sent a girl ever into a microphone for everyone to laugh at him then Vanny slips in the Crohn's disease in front of everyone his fans are just boomer Juggalos well sorry dad human life is overrated support global warming I refuse to support the women's outfit in the front right Oh yikes like a yeah yeah exactly the bottom comment oh just the color like imagine between Velma and Daphne and down there she somehow reminds me of every member of the scooby-doo game hmm thing I often daydream about winning the Powerball and buying the licensing rights to friends just to edit out the lab tracks and then releasing it back to the public for free so everyone can finally understand how I'm funny that show actually is could you instead do with the Big Bang Theory I would much much more appreciate that one Jimmy Fallon laughs like is a trained sniper on him yes God God if you don't know what this comment is referencing just watch how Jimmy Fallon laughs in interviews they're these these fake comfort labs that he does and they're just it's cringing ly obvious like what Jimmy does is he does this like fake little like oh my gosh you're killing me you're killing me it's it's it's fake so sad can't help but cry we Americans had no right to interfere in Japanese affairs let alone nuke them and destroy Japan making them nothing but our puppet today I don't know where you got that from you happy in pickle but they bombed Pearl Harbor they started it they killed hundreds of thousands of American Navy men they are not a puppet they agreed due to their honor code man walked 351 miles for sex with 14-year old who was undercover cop this dude looks like an older version of Leonard from Big Bang Judge Judy if you are the trophy at the end of my race I would walk backwards she is full of rare insults she really is a treasure to watch 35 year old CEO slams other Millennials for entitlement despite being handed CEO job by his dad he may be 35 but he's got the smugness and ears of someone twice his age don't say that Italy hear you like good like a car coming down the road with its doors open the Boris Johnson's lover Jennifer Acura boasted about bruises after romps bollocks I been shagging Boris it's like having a bin bag full of custard please gingerly on top of you where it sort of wobbles around till it eventually falls off with an unnerving wet slap and dragged himself away mumbling incomprehensible [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is with people not using turn signals tailgating and running stop signs Jesus Christ you pod bottom fart linkers stop at the stop signs using a turn signal will not make the car turn or break your piss brain fingers you three item me buzz and if I can see the wrinkles on your prune face coke bottle glass wearing nut licking shrivel prone ass then you are due and closed I slammed my brakes and waited because I will not be harassed by Jimmy Buffett at his Motown back to nineteen fifties nutjobs ass God that was fun too freedom oh boy it's the outro thanks for making to the end of the video if you have you made it this far then you should like subscribe or like the video and comment and stuff like that that'd be pretty cool I got a gaming channel on a Twitter and a discord so if you want to like skedaddle skadoodle into that come say hi Ethan you should do that anyways we'll see you all next time

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Keywords: reddit, reddit cringe, satire, comedy, funny, rare insults, rareinsults, r/rareinsults

Id: qnCksuYpDQw

Length: 12min 25sec (745 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 19 2019