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love Denny's then why the did you give it one star Felicia plot twist it's an IHOP review I don't actually know if that's the case is math racist new course outlines prompt conversations about identity race in Seattle classrooms is Seattle really teaching that math is racist why did parents start to see ideas for my buh-buh-buh-buh-buh no you idiot Nandi aqua package drinking water now water with h2 whoa what the hell was i drinking before then my god oh wow look at swish calm it's a GoPro save big on 4k action cameras even even though it clearly says that it's 1080p okay so speaking of which I was edit on mobile where there's ads and whatnot it is this this goddamn cab BTS and mask forget [Laughter] also they're offering a Macbook for $20 but that's probably BS hey you know it's not a good idea King a Tesla do you want to know why because well they have nine cameras and they record damage that's done to the car so congratulations you've been caught you think that generally don't keep people's cars god damnit why he's even parked in the Lions there's no reason to do this this is out of spite like goddamn hey welcome to the outro if you enjoyed this video like and subscribe and comment and do all that jazz and all that if you want to see my gaming channel you can go check that out that's pretty cool right Maya valid youtuber now now that I have a gaming channel and a Twitter and a discord and and stuff no yeah I thought so

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,228,366

Keywords: reddit, reddit cringe, satire, comedy, funny, facepalm, r/facepalm, face palm

Id: UlHlESetKVk

Length: 13min 53sec (833 seconds)

Published: Wed Oct 09 2019