Karen & Karen Give Advice (r/FacePalm)

some earrings I order on Aliexpress never arrived and they asked for photo evidence like like what am I supposed to give you here it is not in my hand it never arrived welcome back to you lovely to generates its it's time for some facepalm so that'll be fun right anyways got to get these things out of the way oh boy bc master race they call it an xbox 360 because when people look at it they turn 360 degrees and walk away hey hey does anyone want to tell hey dumbass 360 degrees is a circle I'm this smart girl that doesn't flex it hello my classes I should replace the teacher but I keep it low-key so that I don't have to lamell yet here you are flexing so a humble water one mile water one kilometer Americans but the Americans are right a mile is less than a kilo meter one mile equals one point six kilometres Jesus Jesus Christ it's a self-fulfilling prophecy the hill anti-semitic crime in Germany at highest level recorded a oh okay okay I'm a corrected anti-semitic crime in Germany hits highest level in nearly two decades catchy forgets World War dude Jesus I found these on my daughter's phone she's 16 vaccinated herself angry emoji is this a pro sated propagate yes the onion Tucker Carlson spending tires show screaming over a child bride he invited on to debate with him god I love the onion he didn't scream over her he calmly and logically debated her the point is that you live tardes can't get on to a reasoned debate without defending into tears at the onion is obviously fake news yeah even more so than CNN Sandra Leslie 75 if Sandra Leslie look at these pictures of Sandra nope mMmmm not that one no totally not a catfish at all I can quit quick question are the deads Asian or Japanese wait I mean Asian but like yes wait but but Japanese people are our Asian but if I call BTS Asian I'm racist right no because they are literally Asian and you are so dumb hmm actually they're Korean good job smiley face aye aye [Music] which addiction is yours just a bunch of pills as apps Photoshop - really this is dumb god I just [ __ ] love boobers too much I cannot stop ordering ubers to my house and having them drive me the nearest bus stop and calling other uber to go to the next one oh I'm so addicted all my siblings and myself had chicken pox and measles my own children all had chicken pox and I'm pretty sure my son had a mild case of measles we're all on Bakst well well I mean yeah that explains the chicken pox and measles students for liberty brah when someone praises socialism hey dr. Raul an alum expert here or ornithologist that owl is in fact orgasming congratulations you played yourself Oh in this school you're like a Jesus Christ yeah this has to be on purpose until children are costing many parents their retirement savings or how about instead of that title we say young adults are being forced to rely on help from their parents to survive due to overwhelming student loan debt and crippling low wages they're fixed your headline hey Jake is we use miles per hour in this country Wheels is an Australian magazine we use metric measurements you're on the internet which is American therefore you can use merican the best measurements actually the world wide web was first developed in CERN and I'll blame you for not knowing that you're apparently an American Tide Pods in vaccines share 15 of the same ingredients yeah and we share like 80% of DNA with banana peels what's your point ha tell me the onion judge rules white girl beachy [Music] judge rules white girl be tried as black oh my god knocked it apart oh my god they can't do that not what the judicial system in this great country was meant for and real Donald Trump please help this girl please don't let her be tried as a black man I often think fondly the stranger on the subway who saw me playing a game on my phone and told me to read a [ __ ] book not knowing at the time I was a full time book reviewer like I wonder what he's up to in like who else he's bothering this reminds me the time I asked Twitter for their favorite games on the phone for a long flight and people told me that I actually tried these things called books Wow reading ever heard of it New York Times bestselling author Celeste ng fact-checking is a euphemism for editorializing which is a form of censorship and that's a fact hey I read that you're a sociopath who eats puppies doesn't know what it's salad for kids and only got into Harvard because your dad gave the Provost ooh handy I guess I should have checked the facts on that though at Lawrence Police Department check me out being edgy and vaping near your track Lawrence police I'm sorry Blake this is awkward but that's not a police car you just baked in front of a water service vehicle so yeah ah pro tip if you're exposed to mace and/or tear gas do not make your fate even after you wash your hands several times maybe she's not a joke I suffering this this is a sad representation of America we got Karen and Karen and just oh my god look at this just you idiots you absolute buffoons my god I'm not taking medical advice from people who look like they're rejected extras from honey boo boo I'm just gonna level here the Daily Caller Millennials are so helpless they're taking Dolton classes to learn how to do things like sew a button mat bad you were had a few typos so I fixed it Millennials are so motivated they're taking classes to learn the skills older generations failed to teach them data absolutely shat on Daily Caller people are accidentally throwing out their stimulus payments because they look like junk mail the latest round of stimulus checks was issued in the form of prepaid debit really prepaid debit cards and plain white envelopes that don't bear any federal markings really when a child this person tells me they're tired imagine thinking of monopoly on suffering because you are raw doggin this right here is a literal facepalm she's actually face palming like come on guys to see if it looks like an employee at the loads you know better dude you know better fun fact the blueberries are the only fruit named after a color what what about star fruit mmm so close that that's a shape and before you say in the comments that they're forgetting orange the color is named after the fruit so aha why do you need a giant spoiler if the max speed of your car is capable of his 70 so first of all Subaru makes their wings like this and the STI models of the WRX for visibility it's a little ridiculous but it's there for a reason and trust me they can go a lot faster than 70 miles an hour executive all nobodies how they blocked off the road ometer let's dive into that yo I so I understand blocking at a license plate but like why the miles it's to protect my car from being hacked I'm curious how your car can get hacked by the mileage serious question not being a smart ass cars have antennas which can send out oh boy which can send out 5g radio signals hackers use these signals to verify the odometer on your car and then backlog your IP address to your house to steal your personal info I thought this was common sense [Music] [Laughter] [Music] teach your children to chase waterfalls not Wi-Fi yeah I guess we all have waterfalls and I our backyard Jayla Congrats to Oh ITN B's Samira Wylie and Lauren Morelli on finally tying the knot I hope I pronounced those names right I am so sorry if I did not vegan Megan getting married on the same day as my best friend is absolutely BFF girls Oh No are there any pics of how their husbands look like Oh No what's the deli this is an actual store in my town we're open to the truth no masks allowed handshakes only hugs are very okay I American stupidity is simultaneously very dangerous and very funny I actually wore a bandana covering my face nose down to go to the bank today whole time I'm thinking I've convicted people unless evidence than this you just made a terrifying point about our criminal justice system who fits you did not intend to make this is a standard vaccine composition which of these chemicals do you object to having in your body and then we just have a ton of ingredients here now I could read all these to extend the runtime of this video but I'm not I'm not gonna do that anyways all of them I like hey truely are you sure but like like really because uh I have just given you the chemical composition of an apple which is a living testimony to the fact that anti-vaxxers aren't qualified to know what they are scared of I don't want my man to wear glasses I feel like that's a little gay hey fellas is it gay to see and Lance a police department the city of Atlanta has established a curfew for 9 p.m. tonight please stay off the streets please also be advised that Marta will stop running trains in all directions into or out of a city at 9:30 p.m. this was a this was tweeted at 9:03 p.m. 40 minutes after curfew thank you thank you so much for the heads-up your guys are doing great Oh oh boy it's the outro where I need to tell you what to do apparently I mean y'all I've been on this site long enough right I don't really need to tell you what to do so here's 20 seconds of outros so you don't have end cards over the video because I know personally how annoying that can be so yeah [Music]

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Id: 7szgl_PD7GQ

Length: 14min 6sec (846 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 04 2020