BEHOLD the Cheese Stick Hath Returned | (r/Tumblr)

so this is what europeans think black friday looks like in america [Music] what what are you talking about that that's that's exactly how it looks welcome back you lovely degenerates we're doing a little bit of tumblr today that's gonna be fun and also stay tuned because uh mini oz has a special announcement to make hey fallout 4 players can romance companions [Music] that was a different photo ah refreshing zero percent better me after my 15 minute break at work my teacher you can't use wikipedia as a source it's not reliable me who who edited the karl marx anime article to say he was in devore and had it changed back within 10 minutes chaos rock picture rock picture my picture i think it's the right one hey hey guys so so do werewolves have toe beans of course they have toe beans what else do you suck on okay so if there is a god mine is surely a trickster giving me the miracle of sighting of comprehension only for me to be cursed to use it on what you just said how write a book i don't like that but but more oh no you know i truly go into housewife mode when i'm someone's girlfriend like i will make you pancakes and bacon every morning and suck you up whenever you want this okay okay okay this is a lie i am literally dating this girl this is a lie she even know how to cook a pancake what is this boomer humor i hate my wife millennial humor i hate my life gen z humor it is the time to rejoice behold the cheese to catherine [Laughter] boomer classicalism man versus man millennials modernism man versus self gen z post modernism man versus reality there's a second wave of surrealism and it's it's gen z memes hey are you like an r pirate or like a yo ho ho pirate i'm the i'm not paying 600 for photoshop kind of kind of pirate bad jokes by jeff first day as a pilot me looking down nervously what are all these buttons for co-pilot they keep your shirt closed okay op we've we've talked about your url sponsored god did apply garlic to a freshly opened cutter burn to immediately intensify the pain could this hack actually help someone learn more tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your post heads if you're cold they're cold put them in the microwave maybe uh maybe you put yourself in the microwave are you [ __ ] stupid you have the mentality of a nine-year-old and so everyone we're blogging this how can you people find this funny what the [ __ ] hey the ants won't [ __ ] you bro horror game out of nowhere by the way you uh you hold shift to run me we're looking for whatever the [ __ ] prompted that info [Music] okay so the intersecting needs of christians children's cartoons to make all biblical figures both painfully average looking white people and as unsexualized as possible creates a hellish world where all of humanity is descended from two john arbuckles hey john stop boning your rib cage see i on the other hand want a children's cartoon based upon the old testament angels look at that actually wait that seven galleon never mind never mind cancelled oh my god it's literally evangelion [Music] all right let me just explain this picture up here in 1930 helen adelaide shelby patched in an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions the police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it through a megaphone in its mouth a camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions um what yes confess your sins confess your sins to the crime skeleton now it's time to confess your skins to the grime salted skins i just think skids confess your skins [Music] consider me rattled me i love you but please please do not step on my keyboard go a foot out of your way and go around my lovable yet ungrateful cat a troubled girl and a fiend you could sooner divert a river from its course then deny my nature what a [ __ ] raw line you know team rocket is the ultimate symbol of solidarity between a gay man and a lesbian what what a god's name it's me i'm wearing i want him as an elephant he's their straight friend as celebration for hitting 500k i have a special announcement to make cropping sounds hello my fellow lovely degenerates in order to fund our campaign against the mischievous mole people hey hey we're so clever hey hey oh [ __ ] we're bastards always vigilance we now have plushy versions of me to help protect you from their shenanigans one plushie sold is one mole person sent to the gulag act fast before it's too late there's a limited time to get your own minions plushie to help keep those hecks at bay a link will be in the comments and description below in order to help wage this campaign also it is super super soft like hot heck look how cute it is every time i look at the mystery gang i have like this visceral feeling that someone is missing but nobody ever is who are they what what happened to them logically i know this is them these are the only people in the mystery gang fred daphne velma shaggy and scooby that's the fight with them but but something deep within my lizard brain is telling me there's a six member that has been for unknown reasons banished from it oh for unknown reasons banished from this timeline in our collective memory bad no you cannot say the name of he who shall not be named like hey scoob dig the poison that chick it's so awful i tried really hard to do the shaggy voice but hey scooby doo what the [ __ ] the fact that puss was just slaying for face at the time does even make it better because shaggy still pointed at frankenstein's wife standing right there and loudly called her not just ugly but ugly enough to be humorous to him [Laughter] i love this look at them they're all inky big eyes oh god i just i love black cats they're just ah shapeless voids that just have eyes they're great it's fun to draw cats when you don't know cat anatomy i mean they look normal to me cats don't know what anatomy is either if you need walls and a floor you ain't a real camper welcome to my crib if you don't like it live jesus christ this is like hell my kind of first date bottom text i had i had a dream that the new meme was ultra light camping elitism and all you do is post pictures of bare minimum camping setups and talk about how cool you are for being able to survive in that doctor strange scarlet witch loki and and [ __ ] ant-man as tech most powerful magic users only one of these characters survived thanos guys you guys guess guess which one did the cheap halloween vampire things stay on during sex the cheap vampire fangs stay on during effects [Laughter] god dammit i don't like it okay so just kind of a quick throw out there the number 87 kinda looks like a plague doctor holy [ __ ] you've changed the [ __ ] game oh oh now i see it oh that's cool i like that look starfish feeding on a dead whale you know i've never been scared of starfish until this moment look at that creepy tall dancing one look at him yes yes my darlings feed feed your heart's content feast feast on what is rightfully us feast thrive soon soon we will conquer me to my anxiety can you like calm down these people don't even think about you ever wait wait wait wait that no no no that that's not what i meant if they could [ __ ] these you can breathe in this [Music] this is the worst way to make this argument oh my god okay um so [Applause] someone please help me i dragged this picture of an old man but my computer froze and now he's stuck there no matter what web page i go to and i feel like his ghost is just judging my choices it's judge rudy have a transparent image judge rudy watches and judges your search history he knows all especially the hacking hack stuff you've been googling don't think i don't see that you hack with three c's not not recommended 0.6 hours on record why are the plumber gets into trouble yet again when he crashes into the ocean you you have to plumb stuff i i don't really know what happens after that i got scared this is a review of bioshock okay rip rip rip i i can never interact with my neighbor again holy [ __ ] okay i was outside with my cat just now and he went behind his shrub for a bit and and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub poked my head around and said way louder than necessary my scrumptious darling boy whatever are you doing that is 40 something man i very rarely speak to adeline with a remarkable grace and very dedically responded watering my roses you man okay so so so all right why is it that from 12 a.m to 4 a.m water enters a state where it is so much better in every way because you are tired your higher brain functions shut down leaving only your ancient fish brain it likes the splash god confirm had like two glasses of water in one sitting and it was the sh you have pleased your brain fish so what is a gender-neutral word you could use for spouse like husband life spit oh i i may be stupid so so having a post like this blow up really makes me feel like a lowly jester who having made a suitable funny has created an uproar in the royal hall with the diplomats and aristocrats barely laughing demanding more more as they throw firecrackers at my feet us news americans are the unhappiest they've been in 50 years study fines oh so hashtag roblox down hmm i wonder what got them to start this study was it the protests the quarantine the fact that most of us won't be able to afford a home to retire to travel ever or was it the murders the pandemic the natural disasters the human disaster that is the government right now of course we're [ __ ] unhappy [Music] no it's because roblox is down dumbass some time ago in 2020 it's gonna be 4 20 for a whole month hell yeah mother touches the ground this a relic a relic of a more hopeful time find statistics for adults when i was a kid i had no help with college tuition i was hard working and paid it all myself hi dad [Laughter] annual tuition for yale 1970 2 550 annual tuition for yale 2014 45 800 minimum wage 1970 a dollar and 45 minimum wage 2014 7.25 cents now let's keep going daily hours of minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970 for yale was five hours a day now what about uh what about modern day in 2014 it's uh 17.3 hours see and that was in 2014 it is it is much higher now so yeah cold butter you can't defeat me my toast i know but he can microwaving the knife i think it's funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen you know what you're right they should have made a joke about that today i learned that until the mid 20th century golf clubs were not numbered but had wonderfully funny names brassies niblex baffies mashies jiggers spoons and cliques hey guys [Music] so many new slayers for british people i just came up with yeah i really should stop using the password i created in the fifth grade for every account i ever make ever my neopets account and bank account have the same password so today i learned that the greek mathematician hypocess discovered irrational numbers according to one version he told his shipmates pythagoreans who then threw him overboard and he drowned what the [ __ ] is an irrational number but i'm gonna kill you hypothesis [ __ ] mates okay so this is actually better than like you think it is the guy like okay so basically there was a greek called the pythagoreans which is why we have the pythagorean theorem et cetera and they were just doing a bunch of match like a bunch of nerds because they literally worshipped math and hypothesis was trying to find the square root of two because you know they were doing the pythagorean theorem and involves roots and [ __ ] the lad was trying to do the root of two realized it just kept going and going wayne told pythagorean and they [ __ ] tied bricks to his feet and pushed him off the edge of the boat mathematicians are brutal thank you for making this far into the video i really appreciate that as you probably saw there is a plushie available in the description as well as the comment section below so if you want one go pick one up before time runs out because there will not be a second batch i will also be having the 500k live stream on the 21st of september around probably 2 p.m pacific time on top of that the minis special will still be happening so no worries that's still in the works anyways thank you all for watching and i'll catch you all next time

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 1,029,760

Keywords: best of reddit, cheese stick, comedy, funny, funny reddit, me_irl, meirl, mini oz, mini_oz, minioz, r/me_irl, r/meirl, r/tumblr, r/tumblr oz media, r/wholesomememes, reddit, reddit top posts, satire, the cheese stick hath returned, tumblr, tumblr posts, tumblr posts funny, wholesome memes

Id: CpsOCX8c_sg

Length: 19min 36sec (1176 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 19 2020