r/CursedComments | Hold Up.

chipmunks are legally classified as vermin which means Alvin and the Chipmunks can be killed with no legal consequences I'm gonna kill stewar little with a wrench our slash cursed comments I mean what is this like the seventh one I think I don't know anymore quick disclaimer our slash teenagers no matter the gender sexuality race or religion we can all agree on one thing the mitochondria is the powerhouse of this cell that is false Tyrone is the powerhouse of my cell he's so big and hurts please taxes woman steals police car then crashes it during chase she may have the skills of Houdini but she still suffers from the one weakness all women have bribing huh I need my dog five miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day I read over guys remember when Big Time Rush and patchy the pirate from Sponge Bob had a crossover this.m this looks like the start of a very questionable gay porno hey number neighbor we have the same phone number except yours is one digit above mine what's up I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground and being the only adult around I had to step in little bastards didn't stand a chance how many waves of five-year-olds would you survive where each wave consists of five five-year-olds and every fifth wave had a ten to 12 year old bah going to local elementary school right now to find out edit finish the first school leveling up to the middle school and it too plowed through the middle school stage the high school bias is wearing a trench coat though should I be scared muffled Pumped Up Kicks playing fifty thousand brave Russians want democracy free elections and Liberty on the news next week more than fifty thousand dead bodies were found in the Arctic sea near the siberian coast I hate Spotify ads cuz I listen to podcast in the shower and there's nothing scarier than being naked and hearing LeBron James say I'll tell you what makes me thirsty my sister-in-law died in a fire her Bible was beside her bed on a stand not a burn mic on the Bible awesome miracle from God imagine killing someone's sister-in-law and then leaving her business card strongest possible flex I wish there was a way to be naked but also have pockets it's called ninja is writing a book that will teach you to become an unstoppable gamer well that's kind of funny because my comp has been out for years she lusted after lovers with the genitals as large as a donkey's and emissions like those of a horse Ezekiel 23 28 to go out no thanks needle Ezekiel scribbles furiously what would you do if you found me in your fridge I'd be extremely scared because the other bodies in my fridge don't smile our slash asked teen boys what would you say are the best traits and girls a pulse that's always good to have huh it does help but it's not necessary man link could blow Ganondorf while standing straight up you're you're right but please shut up I love what you guys are doing keep up the good work Jew journalist excellent worldwide thank you but please refer from using acronyms our organization's name is journalist excellence worldwide I understand my middle name is Kevin Adam girl made from himself is Matt Hubbell 100 big deal I've been mixing like like what the hell is this my quits and since I was 15 I basically already built a woman at avec the humanity council gathered in you are hereby cast away from humanity for uttering the word come Creed please don't forget to drop your breathing license at reception before leaving what is your favorite useless fact you can use 65 milliliters of blood to replace an egg and baking it said useless fact not excellent food hack shake my head free epilepsy test I showed this to my sister now she's doing a funny dance on the floor nope just turned 18 but don't know how to change it you look really young I'm gonna take that as a compliment I mean on one hand you can but on the other hand it's basically me saying that I'm not trying to catch a case out there meter and then cut her at half in town the rings only real way to know to be honest but in booty are synonyms dial and call are synonyms yet but dialing is really different than a booty call forgive me Father for I have sinned and I'm sorry daddy I've been a bad girl [Music] have the same problem I slash ass credit JK rowling dies and her family members discover a large collection of notes full of useless new information about the Harry Potter franchise what are some of the funnier / stupider ones Dobby didn't want to suck Dobby wanted and racism yeah hold up NBC News poll American fears of war grow okay tell me this doesn't look like a stroke oh I'm sorry snowflake did I offend you do you want a band-aid do you want a hug do you want to kiss and I will kiss you and I'll do it right on the mouth come here snowflake that's it your lips to sob snowflake mmm I snowflake my dog's name is snowflake poison gas Pokemon found in Holocaust museums and officials are real mad [Music] I like me I like a junkie I like them round I like them funky monkey pulled up don't it's getting interesting you're being murdered and you look the killer in the eyes what are your last words what I have some fun first how about after actual superheroes they killed my dad a lot changes depending on who speaks first Zootopia hey hey there Ian officer judy hopps zpd are you ready to make the world a better place I'm ready to kill myself great that's what we're all about here at the zpd please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't please don't my six-year-old son is in a wheelchair so I made him a tank for Halloween this year special forces elementary school boy and girl kissing everyone you middle school boy and girl kissing ah how cute I school boy and girl kissing everyone go get a room damn who gives us an elementary school I remember I used to kiss loads of girls elementary school man I miss being a teacher sudden block SPF 400 so sad that people would rather take pictures instead of pushing the poor thing back into the ocean what's the difference between Logan Paul and Hitler Adler at least had some respect for the Japanese Hitler knew when to kill himself when a guy tells me he owns a gun I'm like uh-oh what's wrong with you last time I try to use my kind of home intruder I got in way more trouble the caps were pretty upset the intruder needed counseling and I'm on a list just use a gun guys I think my parents are doing the forbidden in the room next to me save me just burst through the door in Yelp player 3 is join the game aah get it it's just did you did get this it's it's you could just dip your directly in the water like a normal people for 10 seconds stop what you're doing and just listen what do you hear thanks for this turns out the hostage was screaming again in 1956 after losing a bed at a bar Thomas Fitzpatrick successfully stole a plane from the airport and landed it in front of the bar then two years later he did it again after a man didn't believe he had done it the first time back when hijacking a plane and flying it into the city was cool where do horses go when they get sick to the hospital ha ha ha I just joking they get shot just like my dad in Korea hey you made it to the outro congratulations click the subscribe button and ring the notification bell for more my content or if you just want to you know binge watching not really caravans you could just click one of these end screens or whatever and all that jazz and yeah see you all next time maybe

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 2,134,050

Rating: 4.9413953 out of 5

Keywords: r/cursedcomments, cursedCOmments, cursed comments, reddit, reddit cringe, funny, satire, comedy, funny posts, best of reddit, top posts, funny reddit, r/, reddit top posts

Id: cYoHODGg-HA

Length: 11min 58sec (718 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 13 2019