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the four horsemen of cute walking you got bunny a poison got a little thick munchkin cat and you i'm in a wheelchair welcome back you lovely degenerates it's time for some cursed comments oh i do care if i should catch it or or apologize cook it when you finally graduate from high school in the usa yeah let's throw these heaviest bulletproof vests up in the air that's a great idea quickly while they're vulnerable hey man we used to play back in the halo 3 and reach days my gamer tag was sir and i am flock sorry jason died of a heart attack four years ago i'm his younger brother wanna play it's enough to make a grown man cry opens comp lobby and cod friendly fire on tell your brother i said hello okay so at 37 seconds are we just gonna forget this scene rats are unable to gag or throw up so this dude's soup is so bad that it broke the rules of nature wait wait wait wait wait wait no gag reflex huh i slash is it weird hearing that in a human voice by the way like genuine question what would you show to a caveman that would blow his mind a 44mm i mean you're not wrong i slash instant regret we'll have fun at the water park they said it'll be fun they said you won't fall off the cliff side and roll down a mountain top no no just the water slide ah yes the sewer slide the engineering is perfect so it eats you off the bank every time harry potter would make a good anime look it's anime dobby yeah never mind god i would let dobby munch on my knobby wait a minute hold up i knew it he's fast she's weird i knew that sounded familiar god damn puberty hit dash like a truck so did those bullets all right slash dance credit another one of these in a human voice seriously what are you supposed to do when you're watching a movie with your parents and a sex scene comes on i always call my dog and petter while acting like i'm not paying attention to the movie yeah but your parents are probably thinking why do sex scenes always make him think of the dog you hopefully you're crushed soon thanks man i also hope a white dragon sucks my [ __ ] are are you winning dad [Music] looks like he doesn't need pornhub now now that coraline's here fellas it is gay as [ __ ] for a man to take a nap oh no can't believe i gotta tell my cat he's gay and adopted as for my cat he's not adopted you see his mother was a very attractive female cat i slash asked credit what's the worst possible response to i'm pregnant not for long obi-wan keno wobbie [Laughter] you got me why does this baguette have a face god damn it's a tripping through time crossover [Laughter] wait wait wait guys guys the baby is in bread can a pregnancy drink beer if nine months does not arrive jesus christ forget about the beer this type of english can cause a miscarriage your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you drank who are you uh okay no just just no i am not calling myself white powerade are you kidding me [Music] oh god the perfect cop doesn't exist cop that doesn't see race just just shoots everyone oh god [Laughter] no lives matter all brains splatter this comment has been approved by the president jfk mom dies after pushing daughter away from out of control car dianna luska 55 pushed her 16 year old daughter jenna from the path with toyota corolla barely toward them in reverse in lindenhurst authorities said nothing will ever be as powerful as a mother's love rib well i mean like except for a toyota corolla in reverse that uh that got dark faced but not as fast as a toyota corolla in reverse [Laughter] oh oh wait wait wait there's more that went from zero to 100 real fast not as fast the toilet well you have to read the same page over and over because you keep zoning out yeah like like hell or when you're watching a video for school and realize you haven't been paying attention for like the last 10 minutes scariest is when you drive somewhere and have no idea how you got there oh no no no no see that's easy you just gotta follow the blood stains i slashed ask reddit another one of these where it's a human voice reading them isn't that kind of strange what is a game quote that could also be said during sex hey you you're finally awake in this house we stand villager noises huh insomniac games play as ratchet and a mysterious new female longbacks from another dimension ratchet ps5 hashtag rift apart added somniac games you've gotta release a name it's too hard to find her on rule 34 without an official name if she's able to walk with her two legs after sex you failed as a man shrug emoji that's why i always keep a hammer beside my bed just did gates when you hear your neighbor having sex but you damn well know her husband is at work i don't know like just maybe they have a dog or something you wake up at 4am go to the bathroom and see this what are your first three words i'mma get laid thanks thanks for the clarification dad happy 21st birthday to my beautiful daughter left raylynn [Laughter] goddamn that's brutal definitely would smash oh and like you know the other one the last not bad either the new york times jake paul charged with misdemeanor trespassing after mall loading the whole of reddit hang him no don't even think of that you know what best part is logan paul will film it gas station in germany 1958 it's actually nicer than a lot of gas stations in idaho dear god better than the 1942 gas stations am i right so i got my first tattoo home job uh oh hey so why did you get the star of david tattooed on you you never strike me as a religious person it's a pentagram xd penta like five points yours has six which makes it the star of david i'm sorry what in germany you could get those for free a while ago oh so you wear nasa branded clothing from h m name three missions apollo wide apollo 2 and apollo roasted no no no that was someone else who got roasted with apollo 1 youtube guy who says curse word in his video bella delphine who posts a softcore porn youtube i mean it's probably hard to take down a video with only one hand you gotta gotta give him some credit so someone who hasn't seen gravity falls please explain this picture a devil is summoning a child in a furry suit to do a stripper dance for him well okay so like well i mean like close it's pretty accurate actually although it is not as bad as the pole dancing scene from adventure time that that is right there like seriously it's just a bunch of i mean you can't even like it's a children's show and they do like he just goes and in front of a bunch of middle-aged gnomes then we'll be the ones on top buddy oh look it's the baby katan kate oh it's just a baby carrier they really be coming up with new designs for bulletproof vests okay so i hate to be the guy that makes that makes that joke but uh there's a dad in one but but not in the other okay can i just like point that out so i got adventure time bed sheets and like this is how i plan my outfits now mathematical finn is happy because he could stare at you naked you know what dude you can take my upvote and off the song you're about to hear has been blamed for more suicides than any other song in history okay so like like la mao there's a how to tie a news video next in my recommendation youtube's algorithm knows what time it is our slash auntie jokes hey what's black heart it's seven inches long i i don't know please please i just i just want to be a top host my life is slowly falling apart my wife just left me claire i still love you unfortunately i think clary's the one who knows the answer the muscles of a fully grown male tiger jesus christ god damn i'd let that tiger dig me down you know what god god has left the chat and tony tiger has entered the chat well i mean he's certainly gonna be entering something wink wink nudge nudge they're saying tony tiger is gonna frost your flakes and probably yell out yeah it's great or something like that when it comes huh you were thinking i died surprise it's kind of sad this girl could literally sell her in a jar and people would buy it huh not a bad idea honestly i kind of have like a mild amount of respect for bella delphine for knowing how to like manipulate her audience to just make absolute bank i mean the last makes like a hundred thousand dollars a month off of her only fans dear god me and this reminds me of the time when i was a kid and i thought my mom's vibrator was a face massager please please tell me you didn't put it on your face [Music] uh like i mean i thought it was a face massager so it was it was kind of implied my dude seriously i rubbed that all over my face all over your pokemon seems surprised to touch ice but but you're made of ice okay but like well i mean if you walk into a cave made of human flesh you would be surprised too i could hear homosexuality kuwaiti academic and in quotes claims gay men have a worm in their butt that feeds on semen worm oh i'm a squirmy wormy looking for a yummy coming germans neatly sorting glass even after the container is full look them being environmentally conscious hey but like i mean germans have historically been very good at sorting by color so not that impressive it's time for your 6 p.m ball biting yeah yes honey oh my god i'm a woman and this made my balls hurt ugh i missed the internet approaches you nervously uh um um hi grows noticeably are you ready for some fun giggles evilly [ __ ] you is uranium are you ready second dick grows oh it wasn't double penetration yeah i slashed yes credit teachers who once told students you won't be able to carry a calculator in your pocket all the time how do you feel now every day i want to kill myself wait what oh by the calculators oh oh not just how you feeling yeah i still want to kill myself what's the best situation to eat a dorito that's assuming there is ever a bad time to eat doritos well i mean like a funeral would be up though dude okay so i'm literally flying to a funeral right now i will test your theory okay yep you are absolutely right roses are red the end is near all gamers are white supremacists says twitch admin who identifies as a deer who identifies the deer what what what does that mean it means you can legally shoot her hey you made the outro nicely done you should uh like and subscribe or also replace all your skin care products with mayonnaise and your shampoo with mustard yeah you better get on click in there huh also you should check out my gaming channel because i'm doing redstone streams if you're interested in the kind of stuff you're seeing right now anyways i'll see y'all later

Channel: Oz Media

Views: 835,430

Rating: 4.9583282 out of 5

Keywords: reddit, satire, comedy, funny, memes, me_irl, meirl, r/meirl, cursedcomments, r/cursedcomments, cursed comments, reddit best, cringe reddit, reddit posts

Id: L-QGHf6-Ibc

Length: 15min 28sec (928 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 27 2020