r/Whoooosh | I Get'nt It!

weird man begins every morning by dowsing his naked body in water yeah pretty sure that's just a shower it's a joke you get that it's a joke right [Music] what's up guys and welcome back to Ma my name is Damien today we're looking through our slash whoosh early female cure to the age of 14 me and it's a minus 4 card Oh God pay very close attention to the card the card should be plus 4 how can people be so stupid minus four is illegal breathe if you agree we all breathe stupid listen I can do it right now you stupid breathe what you see to the microscope what bacteria see you can't see don't let others tell you what you cannot do everyone told beethoven that he couldn't be a musician because he was deaf but did he listen but dilution clearly not if he was deaf here you go I know identify as female boom first woman president honey that's fake you don't say blasted this at 3 a.m. my neighbours liked it so much they threw a brick through my window to hear it better uh I think he hated it they threw a brick - single stop you stupid person I'm sometimes a wicked 3m so I'd be fun with you blasting it well not too loud and I am hella smart wearing camo doesn't just make you magically invisible guy wearing camo observe there's no one there yeah cuz he's wearing camo hey Dad come unnie for some coke sure is $60 enough dad it's only a dollar 35 wow the price sure went down from when I was your age dad coca-cola oh that's what you meant this is fake well guys we got Sherlock here did you downvote me I'm telling you buddy this ain't real woah you so genius this man is a genius a genius lol set the speed to 1 it sounds like discord ringtone it doesn't change idiot dogs must think we are amazing hunters when we come back home with a car full of groceries it's technically not hunting though folks buy food there with money and it doesn't require the effort like actual hunting would learn it's just a joke homie chill criminal gets deadly wounded doctor saved his life criminal gets sentenced to death doctor how am I meant to read what that says I don't get it that drummer is like a machine the drummer is a machine if the earth is flat why a headphones like this and not like this just because the earth is flat doesn't mean you're big a head isn't our slash whoosh found a flat earther Saints pin the idiot on the flat earther one day billy Eilish is walking outside and she saw a boy crying she said to him here kid have a roll of airconditioning parrot coil 1/4 inch by 3 inch 14 a 20 meter polyethylene uv-protected insulated copper heat resistant to water and 20 degrees celsius you're destined to do great things that boy was Elon Musk wrong Elon is way older than Billy who else is watching in 1920 YouTube wasn't even made in 1920 he's watching in 1921 what is the national language of the United States 3rd grade English I mean come on that's comedy I am American and there is no way this is true you're just a hole there there you're the effort Soviet Union stands for food ok there isn't an F in Soviet Union um I I don't think you get it I would skydiving today for the first time the guy strapped himself to me we jumped out of the plane and as we plummeted he said so how long have you been an instructor you can't hear crap while skydiving obviously false got my boyfriend a fleshlight actually a man wouldn't find this pleasurable at all it is a bad gift yeah you think but yeah I'll just put a bunch of thumbtacks into this toilet paper roll got you a fleshlight honey oh well you don't like it I want a wine multi-million pound Formula One car that is one heavy car the currency Thanks words to live by I never masturbate it's basically a man's hand making me miss me with that gay stuff Bob Marley that's not Bob Marley get your facts right idiot are / whoosh just like the name implies me and Ellen DeGeneres when I go on her show I make Old Town Road oMG 9 it's DeGeneres is she not generous thanks loan us when the Lego set says six to 12 years but you finish it in eight months how to start a construction company wait I thought when it was six to twelve years that it's the age range for the Lego set Andrew come on Andrew the guy acting as Harry Potter is nowhere near as good as Daniel Radcliffe spoiler that is Daniel Oh idiot mp4 how to trick an idiot why isn't it playing my muscles back that's he posing he's walking this show was actually animated and not just to me there's this company called Marvel Studios they stole your movie no they didn't he made the video about it it's a joke lul how is it a joke I am not good at this judge sentenced to 30 years after the accused said no you I've seen this raw strength only once before that's not how it works you walk in the kitchen with no legs and no girl out with a boyfriend and you see her cousin in the kitchen boiling Froot Loops and cooking kool-aid in Easter eggs for Christmas dinner she's a virgin with eight kids how old is the next-door neighbor's dog wait how is she a virgin bar has eight kids judge state your name me not guilty what I had it legally changed you're not guilty moon walks out of there that's not actually true because the jury decides if you're guilty and not guilty but if they can't decide then the judge decides but keep in mind that really happens you're not special for reading The Great Gatsby we all went to high school whenever you feel like criticizing anyone just remember that all the people in this world never had the advantages that you've had okey-dokey let's tone it down here I was just making a joke so was I that's the first line of the book what I didn't read the book Oh out of 100 looking for advice I have just accidentally taken my cat's medication don't ask me out what meds are they you'll never understand my pain all her family died in front of her eyes sorry sorry got killed and grieved in his favorite minecraft server what the hell minecraft is just a game well that girl lost all her loved ones they are calling them paper vapes why's that called cigarettes when you forget that blind people have a heightened sense of smell why is your penis out I'm blind and this really offended me how are you typing manga anime Netflix remake that different types of phones our slash whoosh damn she really knows how to deal with a piano good job it's called the guitar emoji there draw out a picture for you that's what she's playing a guitar white people Asians all look the same also white people Queen of England clean a Scotland Queen a Canada commander-in-chief of the Canadian Armed Forces Queen and Northern Ireland Queen a New Zealand queen of Australia clean a whale's Queen and Jamaica it's just the same picture though come on buddy come on did you know Agent P and Perry the Platypus are the same person no really I was 8 and I knew that meme no yes I don't get it there's portals and a weird person with a beard is this is a reference to portal that I don't understand well yes but actually no dude reddit replies and making me guarded guy only rods use reddit so sir woodlot says the guy using reddit got'em or slash whoosh how can 18 million retweet as if there are only 7 million on earth are you rotted only on Wednesdays Avengers beat off Pikachu at box office Pikachu is a family film says Deadpool with two all rated movies suffering from bipolar disorder suffering from bipolar disorder this doesn't make sense noob Pro God noob Pro God to be honest I'm not a big fan of the black and blue coloring of God's house it's good and white gold no it's clearly black and blue guys you want to hear the amount of sleep he found out every team needed scientifically proven to be the perfect amount of sleep hmm just five more minutes what that's the amount of sleep 5 minutes of sleep my favorite rappers Eminem Slim Shady Rain Man stand the white guy from d12 b-rabbit Marshall Mathers Slim Shady is Eminem da Tom Holland age 22 years how long do spiders live 21 to 23 years most spiders only live one to five years though yeah it's a joke whoosh Avengers end game spoiler what is the first one how is it a spoiler it's a spoiler how I saw the movie I hope James Charles kept his Starbucks uniform he's gonna need it as if we hire his busted by account suspended just lost its best defender fake Starbucks account but okay they really made a fortnight emo into a statue this game has gone too far the statue was built long before fournette existed dummy spoiler all commands rounds now you know people told me also I heard Superman dies I'm so mad Superman is not an adventure like a taco what a freaking nightmare you people are I'm serious you're the worst species I ever created and I made three thousand five hundred different cockroaches would someone's faking God also if that was real then he wouldn't say that at all he probably wouldn't even be on Twitter facts saying this won't get out of new is the same as begging for oat boats this is to love is trash bros need cash Gandhi Gandhi never said that you sick Frick ah / woosh I finally turned 20 this weekend double digits you get double digits when you tend though focus vape but no he's pretending he can't breathe s mhm that's the asthma inhaler to help those in need r / there was an attempt about a send water to Africa this would be the world if Isaac Newton had not invented gravity that's Nikola Tesla that's Tesla me and the boys and creative so many things wrong with this but it feels so right that's not Isaac Newton I think he's not Isaac Newton and that brings us to the end of our slash horse and I hope those jokes didn't go right over your head leave a like on the video if you enjoyed and subscribe for more content from m'kay until next time I'll be seeing you

Channel: EmKay

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Id: anG43Edi13g

Length: 10min 31sec (631 seconds)

Published: Sun May 26 2019