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oh my god why [Music] how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk it's me your host robin and today i'm going to be taking a look at r slash thanks i hate it oh i could always use a little more hatred in my life after all okay without much further ado let's get right in there hey man it's been a long time how you doing me listen i need a favor don't fall for it yesterday my colleague called me a book murderer because i cut long books in half to make them more portable does anyone else do this or just me it is definitely just you dude that is the weirdest thing i've ever seen i mean the logic is kinda sound but it's not my favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is gonna be okay it is the least believable one out there let go of me dad you're making a mistake i'm sorry kid blue was the imposter dad when your card declines at the psychologist so they say psych and start roasting your insecurities when your car declines the maternity wing and they just start shoving it back in you know what in america i'm surprised they don't do that i took my googly eyes to work and decorated my co-workers photos on his desk yes i'm sure he very much appreciated that thank you so much um okay yes i understand did you know that dittos can blush this implies ditto has blood yes it does ditto has blood what are you gonna do with that information i just gotta know man what is wrong with people what is wrong with you people i have to know florida man claims he only drank at stoplights and not while driving i am smort kerchoo yes it clearly is one she looks like she farted in the box and it finally hit her you know it really does makes you think huh sorry i've been watching too much toy story lately anything off the chair oh crap it's you again we'll take the lot oh my god you may like if you have toenail fungus do this immediately okay if your toenails look like that you need to go to the hospital immediately and have them do some surgery cause damn you need it bad god may as well just chop the toes off and start all over again oh my freaking god how do people do this so well if i had never seen these two before i'd believe this also fit mirror hand syndrome a rare syndrome with less than 100 cases in human history it's called ulner demalia or demelia it's lego hand it's a lego hand disfigurement oh my god how would an alien wear a hat oh it's absolutely five it has to be five remember him this is him now dang i'd like to know his secrets whoo mushroom ketchup pictured right is an often used colonial seasoning was one of george washington's favorite meal supplements he began using the sauce during his military service it was particularly popular among 18th century troops and didn't include any tomatoes instead the ketchup was made of mushrooms anchovies and horseradish i mean i'll try it but i can almost guarantee you right now i'm not going to enjoy myself it's just like giving vegemite a try most people outside of australia aren't gonna like it two hours after informing the door lady of a piss-filled water bottle it still remained for sale wait a k-mart in australia how old is this dude mom dad why don't you just kill me too and so i don't get sued son so i don't get sued the legs godzilla king of legs oh look at them legs all right can't believe godzilla's one leggy boy father lengthy limbs praise be thy name everybody say a prayer to our great daddy of longleg gee whiz that sure is just awful i mean if you made it yourself congrats pretty awesome that you were able to do that but why why did you do that i've seen this pillow on and off for many many many many years and i want to know where i can get this pillow so you know what to do send me links to this pillow please what are we having today sir short back and sides and a number two on top i didn't look great i want to know what it looked like when he was putting that number two up there nutella in a slice form well i mean given what nutella is this wouldn't be too much more disgusting i've come to inform you that all the ancient greeks spelled thoth the egyptian deity as oh dear hey thanks now die thoth was the god of knowledge so it wouldn't be inappropriate to ask oh god don't like this post who else is ready for fall when these pests go back to hell where they belong [Laughter] remember kevin mcallister could have phoned the police at any time he was a child who had been accidentally left alone one call and he would have been safe but it was never about safety he was hunting those men he wanted them to die it was fun for him he enjoyed it i would have hated this brand a lot less if this is what it was really like disney movies when i was a kid disney remakes i'd watch this remake i won't enjoy it just keep that in mind but i'll watch it trump i've tried the russian vaccine no side effects yes none at all jello and vodka i see where this is go okay i did not see where this was going i'm not happy not happy is there actually sims fan fiction like how do you do dialogue she turned to him tears traveling down her cheeks and whispered softly he will never look at her in the same way again oh jesus do not worry partygoers i have brought the dry salami this is the best thing i've ever witnessed we call our pets fur babies but do they think of us as skin parents i don't think they think of us at all where can i get this immediately i have no use for it but i need it it is a very burning need my favorite part of playing rock band was always the spiders that started living in your controllers when you left them unattended behind the tv for five years i know right if you ask subway will make it we shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request the tooth fairy i always wanted to know where do all the teeth you collect end up it makes no sense death by hundreds of children's bites but if you catch the tooth fairy she has to kill you is that a rule i didn't know about if i ever become a millionaire and i have spare rooms in my house which i will i'm gonna buy a big house there will be a bathroom that looks just like this that's right tony can be spelled as tony i freaking hate the english language me too it's pretty awful although i'd more likely pronounce that as toenae yes ubisoft is an aerial shot of a poopy i'm glad you figured this out how right-handed people who upvote with one hand be like uh excuse me about 47 million years ago whales had legs and lived both on land and in the sea can you imagine a blue whale walking out of the water one day i sack newton wow that one's brilliant very well done want to see a magic trick it's gone oh yep yeah you really have to choose your moments if you're in the middle ages don't do tricks sure sex is cool but have you ever farted so good your stomach ache disappears yes and it is everything people make it out to be glorious good boys waiting to enter the hospital rooms of sick children for animal therapy time 27 dogs with very important jobs who are doing their best to be good boys waiting on dem bones [Laughter] police in vietnam raided a used condom recycling plant where they found 300 000 dirty rubbers being washed dried and re-packed before being shipped off to be sold again there's no way no there's no goddamn way i refuse to believe that's real no hey man what do you do for a living i wash used condoms trump's tongue looks like a scared alien that can't believe what the heck is going on oh jesus christ i'm never gonna be able to unsee that now so thanks wait stop scrolling i just wanted to say the only acceptable birthday cake so when you blow out that candle you'll be killing that charmander happy birthday you stick you kill it and eat its body where do you think all the meat in the pokeverse comes from oh no oh no i think my entire life was just destroyed logan was standing on the body i was recording it for the vlog ah there he is good old logan paul oh why war it turns men into animals oh oh no oh god dang pandas are messed up dude i wish my crush lived with me honey please welcome your long-lost brother he will stay with us from today oh no oh you had to go open your big mouth why do you submerge ourselves in hydrogen oxide because it's fun fun fun oh yeah they all had a lot of fun for the rest of their lives the wish i wish my parents were superheroes mail delivery what oh it's funny because she cheated on her husband with the mailman why are they called daddy long legs not just long legs what's the daddy bit about one of them legs is not a leg daddy longshongs and on that lovely notion we've come to the end of another video ladies and gents always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really liked it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon and until next time i'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

Views: 1,310,926

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Id: RNDrU5ghEP0

Length: 9min 49sec (589 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 30 2020