r/TIHI | where he learn that?? 😳

humans we got the vaccine god genetic reshuffle 3 multiple strains of the pathogen now exist increasing the work needed to develop a cure a vaccine is not a cure how's it going ladies and gents welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and i am finally back home at my own setup and i gotta tell you it's feeling pretty good everything fits like a glove really oversized unfortunate glove i want new stuff so i'm going to read some more so that i can earn some more money to buy new stuff i'm just messing with you today we're taking a look at thanks i hate it because hate is the only emotion that i still know alright let's get to it shall we hey youtube maybe don't put ads before first aid videos i don't have time to watch a red lobster ad when my grandma is choking on a fishbone sorry to hear about the trouble youtube premium offers an ad-free experience when you watch videos learn more here hope this helps basically youtube said screw your grandma dude give us money ancient skull found on archaeological dig is proof of our alien origins suckers drank a lot of milk wait that's not a milk jug what type of jug is this what is this for like antifreeze often it is misunderstood that the ankle is a knee with most animals legs but i tried to draw out what would happen if i made the human foot into the bone base of another animal's foot all right let's take a wow can we never do that and this is ben's aorta kids or as i like to call it the super highway to the heart whoops it seems we're stuck i'm gonna level with y'all i'm very surprised that frizzle has not killed any of her students let alone any other random person so my sister bought her dog a new ball for christmas i don't hate that that's great thank you so much for sharing hilbo flower pot baggins it's about time we had a talk with her about the birds and the bees honey birds and bees were small creatures that used to fly in the air they're all dead now but for a brief moment we created a lot of value for the shareholders ah today's my birthday oh no he doesn't have many left i'll protect you until you're ready i'll keep you warm until you're ready i'll carry you until you're ready fly push oh jesus christ is that how arnold came out cool art tutorial how to draw boobs think of them as water balloons they hang off of the shoulders and sag with gravity and now pop them you know when a boob is like a a bag of water can't believe we used to go to bowling alleys and stick three fingers into a bowling ball that countless other people touched and then we used those same fingers to eat fries and wings and pizza like god couldn't touch us i was never really concerned about the balls it was always the shoes but i guess they at least kind of try to disinfect the shoes i have never seen them clean a bowling ball before so yeah pretty nasty sounds of dogs licking their buttholes side one i don't think i'm gonna make it to side two oh wow that's absolutely disgusting i'm gonna need you to get the hell away from me now wear this to an interview it's a total power move shoe color frequency ah man why do they have to mess up colorblind people like this this is just freaking me out oh my god what do we have here all right let's zoom in here for a second let's take a peek okay oh oh that's just mean this is legitimately one of the funniest things i've seen in weeks no no you're missing the best part why their mom's insane you gonna eat that nah i'm vegan these are two perfectly round circles uh no there's like 14 circles what are you talking about who is dora's cousin diego who is dora's boyfriend diego disgusting a sausage dog i i can't believe you got me a sausage duck did somebody say sausage oh god dad quit smoking crack please welcome to my humble home omg is that froggy chair where did you get this i crafted it crafted me i'm sorry daddy i've been a bad girl for the last time it's forgive me father for i have sinned get out of here with your facebook memes drive with caution there's a dense fog advisory a pound of bricks has to weigh more than a pound of feathers it just has to wow it's dense all right what you see what your dentist sees do i really look like that they couldn't find a better place to blow up this balloon no no they could not i have a phd do i want to be called doctor hell yes i do when the pilot asks if there's a doctor on board i raise my hand every time then i solve an equation on the heart attack victim's chest while everyone yells at me i've killed four men this way and i will kill again you know this person's insane not for what they just said but because their name is year 2020 lover oh look it's a dot hog delightful kim jong-un e-boy who i'm gonna move on before i get mad meanwhile in a parallel world nah right then wow is everybody excited for the fashion show everyone grab an accessory yay oh boy we're gonna look so cool yeah just think about the shareholders guys just think about the shareholders this is not fine what the hell is my problem there was no reason to let it last this long and get this bad well let that be a lesson to you you stupid dog twenty thousand flies tied to strings pull my lifeless body into the sky you would not believe your eyes if twenty thousand tethered flies hoisted my corpse into the sky the smell fills the open air of [ __ ] sitting everywhere me sleeping a random fly the next song is called [Music] force meat with what none of these words are real force meat sounds so threatening it sounds like something you would eat in fallout now i know which is front door and which is backdoor i get it does anybody else get it is this a dish or a [ __ ] oh look at how happy everyone is they're swinging on their little rainbows ah poor guys in a wheelchair worry not fragile one all gifts are accepted by aranaktu the macrib is made of grimace meat it's only available every once in a while because that's how long it takes to grow a grimace thanks for the knowledge the fresh prince of bell hair when you open the oven to check your food and that blast of heat hits you i love it it reminds me that i'm still human somehow jesus doesn't want to watch you masturbate but he just can't help it yes he can he has eyelids still they didn't take those shhh it's gonna be okay jimmy it's gonna be okay just more american healthcare you ever look in the mirror for too long and start thinking like damn i'm really a human being i'm really in this no i think other things if i look at myself in the mirror for too long game devs gives their female character tight pants also game devs it would be too tight for a guy real-life male operatives tactical butt cheeks well i'm never gonna not re-blog tactical butt cheeks i'm not real i'm just four mental illnesses in a trench coat the love life of robots no input is detected no input is detected no input is detected are you lost you're so beautiful damn it a rooster do you want some kfc i'm very confused her wow where did he learn to do that him wow where did he learn to do that [Laughter] god damn it it's impossible we'll never get out of this pit with love anything is possible quite a lot of kids got sacrificed so you could get out of there you better be thankful oh homie come give your wife a kiss just staying coveted safe by wearing the flayed skin of my younger self don't forget to wear your masks kids just for you macaulay that's i'll do it just for you man i'm just kidding i'm going to do it because i'm a responsible adult that cares about other people wear your mask people new year new me me okay that's didn't need to call me out like that or anything but thank you when you're studying latin but you keep making mistakes how many goats did you end up with while doing these lessons if elevator does not move do a small jump it should move after that yeah why not when i got my first gyno exam as a teenager the gynecologist asked me what i wanted to do for a career i said i wanted to be an artist then while checking my cervix she said i wanted to be a muppeteer anyways that was the closest i ever got to being a muppet i've got a sneaky suspicion that no doctor of any kind has ever said yeah i always wanted to perform with the muppets it's finally over everything's gonna be different great one more kilometer and it's a new car again i'd rather be put in the luggage hold than have to sit like this on a plane yeah that sounds awful uh and it seems incredibly inefficient like straight up crazy how your nipples are older than your teeth okay that's wow wow i'm hating today an all-night orgy and a murder this black light should find plenty of evidence huh nothing that's weird wait [Laughter] indoor pet okay madam i think your pet is very sick no no this is not my pet my pet is inside come on out pretty who loves mommy come on kiss mommy kiss mommy [Music] there you go brush your teeth freak hi friend we managed to deliver your items without breaking them what what okay god damn it what's wrong with you people after 30 weeks of being pregnant the baby is now fully formed inside of the lady's body and it will soon be time for the birthing no it won't he's staying in there new extreme pulp orange juice it's just a bunch of cutie slices dude oh sam you might want to visit a doctor of some kind preferably a plastic surgeon bud roses are red i broke my heel handsome squidward but asian and real that is one defined set of features on that man today's the day what's your last meal request i saw it coming i so saw it coming but it still made me giggle anyway god dang it cockroach milk is three times as nutritious as cow's milk how the hell do you milk a cockroach he goes from nicer to meet you sir to use a daughter called misa daddy too this freaking ruined my day you okay man i just ate crap in the driveway oh no james you fell you fell james james senpai wait for me don't do this no please don't do this cause we will we will get some kind of anime about siren head being a cute school girl you know it's bound to happen don't give them any goddamn ideas because when it comes to anime no idea is off limits that's kind of how it works okay i've got a really really weird feeling in the pet of my stomach that i really want to get rid of a soviet soldier training his backflip tomahawk throw imagine being some poor german child who's been conscripted in 1945 and the last thing you see is freaking chad ivan 360 no scoping your ass with a tomahawk while doing a backflip with enough vodka in his system to kill a bear it's delicious and you're sure that they grow back every time oh what a snack you have three wishes ah i wish my dog louie could talk now you can have the other two wishes i want to change bodies with the human don't let him talk anymore louie how's school honey it's okay i'm gonna have to process that one for a second like holy crap dude [Music] i'm sorry when it comes to teeth i can't do it a fish with human-like features was spotted in malaysia the fish named triggerfish is generally found in south asian bodies of water they have strong jaws big lips and human-like teeth can we kill them all please this soup is bland it has no texture put a little bit of salt in there you know what i mean psycho the rapist it's one word george oh to be so pretty metamorph assist grow anew tighter tighter five times the clean tidy tips fingertip brushes includes five tiny tips comfo tips fits most fingers crevice seeker household cleaning weekly okay i'll take 17. justin bieber 2020 looks like he's trying to convince justin bieber 2009 to get into his van yeah yeah he really don't rock the mustache very well does he very few people can pull it off this is a little too thin i would say he could pull it off if it was a little bushier you know full-on porn stash when your anti-vaxx mom installs anti-virus on your tablet but not on you sorry bud you know i always wondered what that hairstyle reminded me of now i know it's some kind of little baby pterodactyl does anyone else feel troubled by the fact that the name of the next year is literally 2021 original x-ray no i don't like it and quite honestly that is the perfect note to end today's video on ladies and gentlemen i thought of the idea and had to do it but can we talk about that i funny watermark though god dang it we've got so many iphone watermarks to talk about it's not even funny always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really enjoyed it well then make sure to get yourself subscribed and click that bell icon so you get notified of new uploads all the time also if you're feeling a little bit curious and or generous why not come over to my personal channel where i do everything from reading reviews to reading reviews look i'm trying to get into the swing of uploading on my own personal channel again so hey come and give me a watch if you're feeling kind of funky you know what i mean my channel's right in the sub box here on mk i'd really appreciate you i'll give you a big old kiss if you come by and call me stupid actually please don't do that i will cry alright folks i'll catch you later

Channel: EmKay

Views: 942,187

Rating: 4.9566998 out of 5

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Id: OWXDQnWk6sA

Length: 14min 49sec (889 seconds)

Published: Fri Feb 05 2021