r/Nothowgirlswork | I don't think so...

they have pillow fights in their underwear that's not how girls work i'm pretty sure the homies and i are more likely to have an underwear pillow fight than any girls i know i'm just saying [Music] how's it going ladies and gentlemen welcome back to mk i'm your host robin and i'm very tired oh that may not have been a joke but nonetheless we're gonna move on because today we're gonna be taking a look at r slash not how girls work oh i genuinely don't know what to expect with this one i agree women are better at math but are more easily distracted by shiny objects as well as when another female shows up with an outfit that is highly fashionable oh my god dude i've seen women engaged in highly complex math computations completely meltdown when a new hat is worn by one of their peers oh yeah tell us about it tell us in detail about these moments that you've witnessed supposedly i love bisexual women they're effin awesome and they're usually into threesomes in porn what don't judge me too late marrying a virgin woman must be the same excitement as you're buying a brand new car not a second-hand one good morning ladies on today's episode of what object am i we are vehicles 1870 man my wife who had four babies and zero orgasms this year and is not allowed to vote cries a lot doctor obviously she's insane you know a woman needs to orgasm in order to have babies right oh boy do i have news for you wearing the same outfit girls guys homosexual females can't physiologically have sex with each other though what you heard me lesbians can't have sex they have exaggerated foreplay if you think sex equals penetration then i'm very sorry for your partners if you think sex isn't penetration then i feel sorry for you you must have a big delusion no i got a really tiny delusion actually it's very small she said no had cameras and everything she most definitely cheated any woman turning down a proposal has something happening on the side he took initiative and she said screw it y'all really think we will marry literally anything at any time it's almost fascinating it's so incredible to me that they continue to think in 2019 that we have to want them because they want us still women are pretty emotional i wouldn't want to be operated on or something by a woman truthfully what if they start breaking down crying etc as they cut me open scares the crap out of me i think this is a more understanding sub so i at least feel comfortable with sharing that opinion here i'd probably get called a sexist or some crap anywhere else oh wow you get called a sexist sometimes i wonder why women office dinner gym party walk home men i just don't wear shoes they're expensive i'm kidding i've got like five to seven pairs of shoes i say five to seven because i'm pretty sure there's a couple i lost how men do shopping how women do shopping okay sure someone just asked me for a source on women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men buddy if you need an academic source for that that's your problem right there source women are human beings women we're people men source could i get a peer-reviewed study on that you mean you are a lesbian yes let me see your ass if that's true okay okay i'm gonna i'm gonna continue i wanna see his logic what the actual hell dude just want to see it and i'll believe you okay why does that prove anything and why do i have to prove anything to you you see lesbians don't ask questions like this they just do it for you to know they are real okay you are not one stop acting strange dude you're gay show me your butt show me your butt dude you must not hang around women very often the average female has sex with one to three completely new men per week you think she gives a crap what anyone thinks when she gets butt naked with strangers three times a week a wild inn cell appears we've seen a lot of wild in cells on our journey today folks and i can say incel because we're not on twitch most women don't have real hobbies they'll say they do with vigor but they don't they eat they do arts and crafts that's not a hobby i guess they take care of small pets and they get depression not all women but most of them oh and don't forget dancing and swimming oh neither of which can be hobbies basically any simple exercise that also communicates how good they are at screwing wow guys whose personality is being six foot tall girls i remember the engineers trying to decide how many tampons should fly on a one week flight they asked is a hundred the right number no that would not be the right number nasa scientists and engineers ladies and gentlemen nobody women why did he text yeah instead of yeah he never texts like that dude that's how i think shut up if she uses these she a hoe if she uses these she a wife i just don't know what to say to half of these i'm sorry if she doesn't use a loofah she's a stupid [ __ ] who's not deserving of your giant manhood i mean most girls listen to rap and or hip-hop and have the same political beliefs left so the large commonality between western women makes them boring and less unique npcs whereas men listen to diverse music some go to war some are engineers some are hippie butt smokers summer jim bros etc what the hell are you talking about every girl on tinder okay let's give this a go must be over six foot drive be athletic and a six figure salary not on here often message me on instagram i have seen a lot of those all her pictures are group photos 87 chance it's the fat one nice definitely into bdsm buy my premium snapchat not here for hookups but we'll send nudes after 20 minutes okay just a dude with the gender bender filter probably reads a book and likes art that's it that's her personality okay some stupid hecking snapchat filter on every pick and her bio probably says family first the only thing here that pissed me off was the word hecking are you kidding me i read a short story where a woman character always looked forward to her period because it was a reminder of her womanness and yes the story was in fact written by a male oh wow i could not have seen that coming my uterus hits the self-destruct button and tissue and blood begins falling out of my vagina music drops shania twain voice let's go girls don't worry about your illness mr president we've assembled our top female scientists for a diagnosis sir according to our analysis you're a sagittarius wow what a great comic strip ew engineering someone's gotta fix the world you're too pretty to be saving the world wrong p.s for future reference never tell a girl she's too pretty to save the world they like it you're just weird oh man oh wow no don't kill yourself you're too sexy wife remarries her husband as she falls in love with him again after losing her memory i'm still worthy of course she will stay love him women fall in love once a lifetime unlike men who fell let's move on me every month has my period again also me every month i don't want to go through this again god damn it well periods suck trust me i was emotionally close with a woman in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods man i hated them men don't get that attached be supportive feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for but don't get attached enough to feel them it's not worth it um i'm going to stop reading right now because that is so grossly freaking stupid i i am actually losing my mind right now i feel like my legs are falling off and i don't know why that would happen but what i just read was so incomprehensibly stupid i'm not gonna read the rest of this bet you're a female where'd you get that impression from calling your dad an [ __ ] still don't get where that implies i'm a girl though according to my knowledge females insult their parents more often than males not exactly sure where you got that either imma just leave this here well he got it from his knowledge according to his knowledge which is zero he guessed he guessed and did not get it even remotely right menstruation is called period because back in the day when women's bodies weren't as polluted all it was was a tiny dot i'm freaking speechless some bad mk fan art i'm not good at drawing i don't see any issue here you're significantly better than i am at drawing and i'm not kidding and you know what i'd say that is a perfect place to end it for today folks always remember if you even somewhat enjoyed this video consider dropping a like down below and if you really liked the video well then make sure to get subscribed and click that bell icon and until next we go laugh at a bunch of incels and douche canoes i'll be seeing you

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Id: To5wq2G4DRU

Length: 9min 8sec (548 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 06 2021